Sherlock Honey

you think you're so damn cute the way you bat your eyes
you think you're freakin' clever, the way you spy on all the guys
you think you know it all by peeking in my phone
you think you're gonna find something that's for my eyes alone

what are you looking for when you're snooping around
the problem is you know your sources aren't reliable
playing detective you're a pedigree bloodhound
but there's another word for that kind of animal

you're just a little faker
you shake your money maker
it seems I've got myself a
Sherlock Honey

stop fighting moriarty
give up the morphine party
you can't deduce a thing
here comes the honey shot

you think you you're so damn sneaky to steal all my passwords
you think you understand that conversation you overheard
you think you hid so well those bugs in my room
you think you're foolin' me, but that's what I let you assume

what do I have to do to set your mind at ease?
I always comfort you with my rod and staff
you smoke your pipe and say it's elementary
I won't play Watson to give you the last laugh

you're just a little faker
you shake your money maker
it seems I've got myself a
Sherlock Honey

stop fighting moriarty
give up the morphine party
you can't deduce a thing
here comes the honey shot

detective, snoop, gumshoe
thinks she's a private eye
another sherlock honey out about and on the sly

detective, sleuth, shamus
thinks she's a private eye
another sherlock honey's found a way to lose a guy

Oh private eye
she's on the sly
to lose a guy

what can I do
your point of view
it seems you haven't got a clue

SOLO

you're just a little faker
you shake your money maker
it seems I've got myself a
Sherlock Honey

stop fighting moriarty
give up the morphine party
you can't deduce a thing
here comes the honey shot

another widowmaker
an untrusting heartbreaker
it seems I've got myself a
Sherlock Honey

you say you love me damnit
you're from another planet
you can't deduce a thing
and that's the honey shot