Luyện nghe bài hát Shenanigans

It's just another Saturday out at DBA
All I came for was and a bunch of pints
I have a drink or two or three And I feel I'm on TV
some girl across the bar is giving me the evil eye
I make a move to see what's up and right into some dump jock
The guy gets pissed and he throws his drink right in my
Well now he started, but finish
But first have another Guinness
Fighting's such a boring thing I gave it up, I win

Ask me how I sleep at night is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
tell me how to live my life!

Another guy, another day. Why this guy just go away
Talk my ear off and I want to smell your breath
You my band, I understand When you say, "I love you man"
I have just a minute to go take a piss?
The he asks me if I'm saved And do I walk with God day
No way man, I have always down with sin
He me God loves all of us as I get back on the bus
'Cause God just told me I was gonna get my sucked!
Good for you, you're again Yuppie Young Republican

Ask me how I sleep at night This is how I my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
tell me how to live my life!

Being straight makes you happy Stay the fuck away me
So you're gay, oh day And you don't smoke, that's just great
And meat, oh God forbid
You'll be more fun when you're

time, far away, I'm in Tampa, FLA
I saw my friends and we went out and got drunk
Got in the car and drove
and passed the Yankees training
We drove up and then I went and hopped the fence
I ran around the bases twice and the on-deck mat was nice
I put it though and ran back out to meet my friends
The cops were there, saw the tape
to jail at any rate
Three month later Howard Stern got to drop the case!

Ask me how I sleep at This is how I live my life
Drinking, smoking, screwing, right!
tell me how to live my life!