Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE,
YOU CAN'T TRUST FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
A LEKKER ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE
THIS HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN PEN?
I WROTE WAS HERE', IT LOOKED FUCKIN ILL
PLUS I WROTE MY AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO CAPE FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, LEKKER LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN FANCY
I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE ORDERED
YO WE HAD A NICE TIME ALOT OF WHITE WINE
IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BUCK BILL
FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY
SOPHIE SAID I WAS A CATCH OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A
TOOK HER MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING SOAPIES
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S FUCKIN ON
THEN SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! SORRY IS HECTIC!"
JUST GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE SEAT ... FUCK
"WHAT THE DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY!
"JUST ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY
BUT SHE PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME!
AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A LOADED
THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, YOU HELL!
MY LITTLE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE ME A KILLER (X8)
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU CAN'T THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
IF YOU FEELING PUT YOUR HANDS UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY MIRANDA
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING
ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON
SHE JUST LIKE A COLOURED ANGELINA JOLIE
THE LOOKED VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE FROM THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S CORRECT
I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT THOSE TITS
JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS
PLUS A ALL UP IN THAT SALTY CRACK
I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO BUT I'LL BE BACK!"
THAT NIGHT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY
DJ SOME 50, GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
ASKED ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE VERANDA NINJA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE DATE
AND EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY FUCKIN
COMES THE TWIST TO THIS FUNKY LITTLE STORY
AT MY NEXT LIVE
WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO
MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN HAWK
GLUED TO THE NINJA LIKE A RED ALL NIGHT
AFTER THE SHOW GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS
I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK
SO I'M SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE SHOW ME YOUR
ALL OF A MIRANDA BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY
JASSIS! I NEARLY KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY FUCKIN CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF HEADS TURN
MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU ME FOR A FUCKIN FOOL?

CHRIST!
WHY DO ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN COMPLICATED?
THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS FUCKIN INTO ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS SMOKING A ZOL... WEED
THERE BY DJ HI-TEK'S
SHE SAYS TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I TOOK HER TO HI-TEK'S
ABOUT TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE FLAME ON THE BONG!
LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE IS ON!
TOLD ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE
I SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN WALKED IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
THERE I WAS GIVING IT TO HER BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ HI-TEK YOU WANNA A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS THIS MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE
THERE I AM LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT
KICKING ME! SLAPPING! TEETH FLARING! SWEARING!
I THOUGHT BARNY 'SHARING IS CARING!'