Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE
NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR
HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
A LEKKER ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE
THIS HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN NAME ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN PEN?
I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT LOOKED ILL
I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO CAPE TOWN FOR A
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY... FUCKIN FANCY
I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE ORDERED
YO WE HAD A NICE TIME ALOT OF WHITE WINE
SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BILL
FINE, THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY MIND
SAID I WAS A LUCKY CATCH OF A GUY
300 IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A FUCK
TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES SOAPIES
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S FUCKIN ON
THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! THIS IS HECTIC!"
JUST ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ...
"WHAT THE DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY!
"JUST ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO
HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO MY PART
BUT SHE PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME!
PUSHING AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A PISTOL
PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL!
MY BABY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE MAKES ME A (X8)
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR (X2) WHY?
YOU TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT YOUR UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A STORY 'BOUT MIRANDA
I WAS OUT BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A ANGELINA JOLIE
THE CHERRY VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S
I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT THOSE NICE
JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS
PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT CRACK
I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO BUT I'LL BE BACK!"
THAT NIGHT WAS A JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY
DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR
MIRANDA ASKED ME IN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE VERANDA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE
AND WAS HUNKY FUCKIN DORY
THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS LITTLE STORY
AT MY NEXT LIVE
GUESS WHO'S IN THE ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO
MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN HAWK
GLUED TO THE LIKE A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT
AFTER THE SHOW GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS
I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK
SO I'M THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE SHOW ME YOUR
ALL OF A SUDDEN BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY TESTICLES
JASSIS! I KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN
MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN FOOL?

CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED?
LIKE ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS FUCKIN INTO ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS A ZOL... WEED
THERE BY DJ CRIB
SHE SAYS TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I HER TO HI-TEK'S ROOM
TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN BONG!
LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE IS ON!
LAZAAN TOLD ME SHE ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN HI-TEK WALKED IN THE ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
THERE I WAS IT TO HER FROM BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ HI-TEK YOU HAVE A GO?"
LAZAAN HAVING THIS MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE
THERE I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT
SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! FLARING! SWEARING!
I THOUGHT SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'