Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE, WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
HOW CAN A ANGEL MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
AFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE
THIS HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN NAME ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... THE FUCKIN MARKER PEN?
I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT FUCKIN ILL
I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE DOWN TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY... FUCKIN FANCY
I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A NICE TIME PLUS ALOT OF WINE
SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BILL
FINE, THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY MIND
SOPHIE SAID I WAS A CATCH OF A GUY
300 IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A FUCK
TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING
IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S ON
THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! THIS IS HECTIC!"
GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE IN THE BACK SEAT ... FUCK
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU SEXY!
"JUST ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART?
HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME!
PUSHING AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! AND FUCKIN PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS DANGEROUS THAN A LOADED PISTOL
THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, YOU HELL!
MY LITTLE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE ME A KILLER (X8)
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2)
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE
IF YOU FEELING PUT YOUR HANDS UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES...
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A ANGELINA JOLIE
THE LOOKED VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE FROM THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S CORRECT
I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT THOSE NICE
CHILLING BELOW THEM BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS
PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT CRACK
I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT BE BACK!"
NIGHT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY
DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO SHORTY YOUR BIRTHDAY
MIRANDA ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE VERANDA NINJA MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE
AND EVERYTHING WAS FUCKIN DORY
THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS LITTLE STORY
AT MY LIVE SHOW
GUESS WHO'S IN THE ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO
BIG GREEN HAWK EYES
GLUED TO THE NINJA A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT
AFTER THE SHOW NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN
I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A
SO I'M THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES
ALL OF A MIRANDA BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS MY TESTICLES
JASSIS! I NEARLY HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY FUCKIN CLAWS DIGGING MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN
SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN FOOL?

CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN COMPLICATED?
LIKE THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS FUCKIN ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS SMOKING A ZOL... WEED
BY DJ HI-TEK'S CRIB
WHEN SHE TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I TOOK HER TO HI-TEK'S
TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN BONG!
LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE IS ON!
LAZAAN TOLD ME SHE ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN HI-TEK IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ HI-TEK YOU WANNA A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!...
THERE I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT
SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! FLARING! SWEARING!
I THOUGHT BARNY SAID: IS CARING!'