Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE
HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
AFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE
HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN NAME ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MARKER PEN?
I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT FUCKIN ILL
I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, LEKKER LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN FANCY
I GOT A ROLL, SHE ORDERED CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A NICE PLUS ALOT OF WHITE WINE
SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BILL
FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY
SAID I WAS A LUCKY CATCH OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A FUCK
TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, WATCHING SOAPIES
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S ON
SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT I EXPECTED! SORRY THIS IS HECTIC!"
JUST ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ...
"WHAT THE DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY!
"JUST TAKE ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY
HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME!
PUSHING AND AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A PISTOL
THEY YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL!
MY LITTLE BABY IS ME CRAZY!
SHE ME A KILLER (X8)
MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE
IF YOU FEELING PUT YOUR HANDS UP
'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT MIRANDA
I WAS OUT BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED ONE TOO MANY DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A COLOURED ANGELINA
THE CHERRY VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA... CORRECT
I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT THOSE TITS
CHILLING JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT JOB LIPS
A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT SALTY CRACK
I SAID, "SHIT! I TO PISS BUT I'LL BE BACK!"
THAT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY
DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO SHORTY IT'S BIRTHDAY
MIRANDA ASKED ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER
ON THE VERANDA NINJA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE DATE
AND WAS HUNKY FUCKIN DORY
THEN COMES THE TWIST TO FUNKY LITTLE STORY
AT MY NEXT LIVE
GUESS WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A
MIRANDA'S BIG HAWK EYES
GLUED TO THE NINJA LIKE A RED ALL NIGHT
THE SHOW NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS
I MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK
SO I'M SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES
ALL OF A SUDDEN MIRANDA IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE AND STARTS BREAKING MY TESTICLES
JASSIS! I KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY FUCKIN CLAWS DIGGING MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN
MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU ME FOR A FUCKIN FOOL?

CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN
LIKE THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS INTO ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS A ZOL... WEED
THERE BY DJ HI-TEK'S
WHEN SHE TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I TOOK HER TO ROOM
ABOUT TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND DROP THE
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN BONG!
(BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HEAT IS ON!
LAZAAN ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE
I SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN HI-TEK IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
THERE I WAS IT TO HER FROM BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ HI-TEK YOU WANNA A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!...
I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT
SHE'S ME! SLAPPING! TEETH FLARING! SWEARING!
I BARNY SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'