NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE, WHY? YOU TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART? HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART BUT SHE PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME YO YO YO! OK, GO AFTER A LEKKER ZEF THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE THIS HOT STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!" I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE... SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN NAME ON MY BOOB?" I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S NAME?" "SOPHIE" K, OKEY DOKEY! FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MARKER PEN? I 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT LOOKED FUCKIN ILL PLUS I WROTE MY AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID" THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO CAPE FOR A HOLIDAY I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY... VERY FANCY I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE ORDERED YO WE HAD A NICE TIME PLUS ALOT OF WHITE SOON IT WAS TIME, 300 BUCK BILL FINE, THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY MIND SOPHIE I WAS A LUCKY CATCH OF A GUY 300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, WATCHING SOAPIES LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS "OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS FUCKIN ON THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WITH YOUR MOM!" "THIS IS NOT I EXPECTED! SORRY THIS IS HECTIC!" JUST ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE IN THE BACK SEAT ... FUCK "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU SEXY! "JUST ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI! NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION HOW CAN A ANGEL MY HEART? LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME! PUSHING AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! AND FUCKIN PUSHING! A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A PISTOL THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, YOU HELL! MY LITTLE BABY IS ME CRAZY! SHE MAKES ME A (X8) MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY? YOU CAN'T THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT YOUR UP NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY MIRANDA I WAS OUT BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO DRINKS I'M ON MY TO A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A ANGELINA JOLIE THE CHERRY VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!" "AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT THOSE NICE CHILLING JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT BLOW JOB PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN SALTY CRACK I SAID, "SHIT! I TO PISS BUT I'LL BE BACK!" THAT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY DJ BUMPED 50, GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY MIRANDA ASKED ME IN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE ON THE VERANDA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE AND EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY FUCKIN THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS LITTLE STORY AT MY NEXT LIVE GUESS IN THE FRONT ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN EYES GLUED TO THE NINJA LIKE A RED ALL NIGHT AFTER THE SHOW NINJA GETS BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK SO I'M THERE AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE "CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES ALL OF A SUDDEN MIRANDA BUSTS IN, A SPECTACLE! GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY JASSIS! I NEARLY KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I HIT HER BECAUSE. THOSE HEAVY FUCKIN CLAWS DIGGING MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE! EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU ME FOR A FUCKIN FOOL? CHRIST! WHY DO CHICKS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN COMPLICATED? LIKE THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS INTO ME! SHE WAS A VIRGIN! SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS SMOKING A ZOL... THERE BY DJ CRIB WHEN SHE TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?" SO I TOOK HER TO ROOM ABOUT TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND THE BOMB I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!" I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!" BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB! I PUT THE ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN BONG! LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE IS ON! TOLD ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE I SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING SOME PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM! BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM! WHEN HI-TEK IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROOM! LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING! THERE I WAS GIVING IT TO HER BEHIND I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?" "DJ YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?" LAZAAN STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!... I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT SHE'S ME! SLAPPING! TEETH FLARING! SWEARING! I THOUGHT BARNY SAID: IS CARING!'