Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE
MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY?
YOU TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR
HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
AFTER A LEKKER ZEF THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE
HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MARKER PEN?
I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT LOOKED ILL
PLUS I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN CAME DOWN TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN
I GOT A ROLL, SHE ORDERED CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A NICE TIME PLUS ALOT OF WHITE
SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BILL
FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY
SOPHIE SAID I WAS A LUCKY OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A FUCK
TOOK HER MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING SOAPIES
IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO SHIT'S FUCKIN ON
THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT I EXPECTED! SORRY THIS IS HECTIC!"
JUST ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ...
"WHAT THE DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY!
"JUST ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY
LIFE'S HARD! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME!
PUSHING AND AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING!
A IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A LOADED PISTOL
THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, YOU HELL!
MY BABY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE MAKES ME A (X8)
MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT HANDS UP
'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT MIRANDA
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES...
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A COLOURED JOLIE
THE LOOKED VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA... CORRECT
I COULDN'T HELP AT THOSE NICE TITS
CHILLING JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT JOB LIPS
A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT SALTY CRACK
I SAID, "SHIT! I TO PISS BUT I'LL BE BACK!"
NIGHT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY
DJ SOME 50, GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
MIRANDA ASKED ME IN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE NINJA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE
AND WAS HUNKY FUCKIN DORY
THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS LITTLE STORY
AT MY NEXT SHOW
GUESS WHO'S IN THE ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO
MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN EYES
GLUED TO THE NINJA A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT
AFTER THE SHOW NINJA RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS
I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME MONEY GO BUY A DOPPIE... A DRINK
SO I'M THERE AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE SHOW ME YOUR
ALL OF A SUDDEN MIRANDA BUSTS IN, A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY
JASSIS! I KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE FUCKIN CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS
MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FOOL?

CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN COMPLICATED?
LIKE THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS INTO ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS SMOKING A ZOL...
THERE BY DJ CRIB
SHE SAYS TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I HER TO HI-TEK'S ROOM
ABOUT TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE FLAME ON THE BONG!
LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE IS ON!
LAZAAN TOLD ME SHE ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN HI-TEK IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
THERE I WAS IT TO HER FROM BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ HI-TEK YOU WANNA A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS THIS MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE
THERE I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A IDIOT
SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! FLARING! SWEARING!
I BARNY SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'