NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE, YOU TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR HOW CAN A ANGEL MY HEART? LIFE'S HARD! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY PART BUT SHE PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME YO YO YO! OK, GO AFTER A ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE THIS HOT STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!" I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE... SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN YOUR ON MY BOOB?" I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S NAME?" "SOPHIE" K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN PEN? I WROTE WAS HERE', IT LOOKED FUCKIN ILL PLUS I WROTE MY AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID" THEN SOPHIE CAME TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN FANCY I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE ORDERED YO WE HAD A TIME PLUS ALOT OF WHITE WINE IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BUCK BILL FINE, THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY MIND SOPHIE SAID I WAS A LUCKY OF A GUY 300 IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A FUCK TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS "OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO SHIT'S FUCKIN ON THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WITH YOUR MOM!" "THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! THIS IS HECTIC!" JUST GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... ME UP OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE IN THE BACK SEAT ... FUCK "WHAT THE DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY! "JUST ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI! NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY WITH NO ERECTION HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART BUT SHE KEEPS ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME! PUSHING AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! AND FUCKIN PUSHING! A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A LOADED THEY YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL! MY BABY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! SHE ME A KILLER (X8) MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY? YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT LOOK IN HER EYE MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE IF YOU HORNY PUT YOUR HANDS UP NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY MIRANDA I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS I'M ON MY TO A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON SHE JUST LIKE A COLOURED ANGELINA JOLIE THE CHERRY VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!" "AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S CORRECT I COULDN'T STARING AT THOSE NICE TITS CHILLING JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT BLOW JOB A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT SALTY CRACK I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO BUT I'LL BE BACK!" THAT NIGHT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... DJ BUMPED 50, GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY MIRANDA ASKED ME IN WHEN I HER BACK AT HER PLACE ON THE VERANDA NINJA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE DATE AND EVERYTHING WAS FUCKIN DORY THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS FUNKY LITTLE AT MY NEXT SHOW WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN HAWK GLUED TO THE NINJA A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT THE SHOW NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK SO I'M THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, A DOOBIE "CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES ALL OF A SUDDEN MIRANDA BUSTS IN, A SPECTACLE! GRABS ME BY THE AND STARTS BREAKING MY TESTICLES JASSIS! I NEARLY HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE. THOSE HEAVY FUCKIN DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE! EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU ME FOR A FUCKIN FOOL? CHRIST! WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN LIKE THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS INTO ME! SHE WAS A VIRGIN! SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND WAS SMOKING A ZOL... WEED BY DJ HI-TEK'S CRIB WHEN SHE TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?" SO I TOOK HER TO HI-TEK'S ABOUT TO THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!" I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!" BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB! I PUT THE ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN BONG! (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HEAT IS ON! LAZAAN TOLD ME SHE ME TO BE THE ONE I STARTED SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM! BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM! WHEN HI-TEK WALKED IN THE ROOM! LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING! I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM BEHIND I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?" "DJ HI-TEK YOU HAVE A GO?" STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE THERE I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT KICKING ME! SLAPPING! TEETH FLARING! SWEARING! I THOUGHT SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'