Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE
MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY?
YOU CAN'T THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
AFTER A ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE
THIS HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN YOUR ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MARKER
I WROTE WAS HERE', IT LOOKED FUCKIN ILL
PLUS I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN CAME DOWN TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY... VERY FANCY
I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE ORDERED
YO WE HAD A NICE TIME ALOT OF WHITE WINE
IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BUCK BILL
FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY
SOPHIE SAID I WAS A LUCKY OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO MUCH TO FOR A NAAI... A FUCK
TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES SOAPIES
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS FUCKIN ON
THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! THIS IS HECTIC!"
JUST ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ... FUCK
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY!
"JUST ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME!
PUSHING AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND PUSHING!
A IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A LOADED PISTOL
THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, YOU HELL!
MY LITTLE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE MAKES ME A (X8)
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR (X2) WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE
IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT YOUR UP
'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT MIRANDA
I WAS OUT BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING
ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED LIKE A COLOURED ANGELINA JOLIE
THE CHERRY LOOKED HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE FROM THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S CORRECT
I HELP STARING AT THOSE NICE TITS
CHILLING JUST BELOW BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS
A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT SALTY CRACK
I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO BUT I'LL BE BACK!"
THAT NIGHT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY...
DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO SHORTY YOUR BIRTHDAY
ASKED ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE VERANDA NINJA MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE
AND EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY FUCKIN
COMES THE TWIST TO THIS FUNKY LITTLE STORY
AT MY NEXT SHOW
GUESS WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO
MIRANDA'S BIG HAWK EYES
GLUED TO THE LIKE A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT
AFTER THE NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS
I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK
SO I'M THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE ME YOUR BOOBIES
ALL OF A SUDDEN MIRANDA BUSTS IN, A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE AND STARTS BREAKING MY TESTICLES
JASSIS! I NEARLY KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE FUCKIN CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF HEADS TURN
MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN

CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS TO BE SO FUCKIN COMPLICATED?
LIKE THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS INTO ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS A ZOL... WEED
THERE BY DJ HI-TEK'S
SHE SAYS TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I TOOK HER TO ROOM
ABOUT TO THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE FLAME ON THE BONG!
(BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HEAT IS ON!
LAZAAN ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN HI-TEK WALKED IN THE ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
THERE I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ HI-TEK YOU HAVE A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS THIS MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE
THERE I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT
SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! FLARING! SWEARING!
I BARNY SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'