NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY? YOU TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME YO YO YO! OK, GO AFTER A ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE THIS HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG RHYMES!" I SAID, "THANKS", YOU AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?" I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE" K, DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MARKER PEN? I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT LOOKED ILL PLUS I WROTE MY AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID" THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO CAPE FOR A HOLIDAY I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY... VERY FANCY I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE CALAMARI YO WE HAD A NICE TIME PLUS OF WHITE WINE SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BILL FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY SOPHIE I WAS A LUCKY CATCH OF A GUY 300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO MUCH TO FOR A NAAI... A FUCK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING SOAPIES LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER "OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! LET'S GO TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S FUCKIN ON SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!" "THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! THIS IS HECTIC!" GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP OH I UNDERSTAND! GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ... FUCK "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?" I YOU FUCKIN SEXY! "JUST TAKE ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, A TAXI! NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY WITH NO ERECTION HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART? LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY BUT SHE KEEPS ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME! PUSHING AND AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING! A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS A LOADED PISTOL THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, YOU HELL! MY LITTLE BABY IS ME CRAZY! SHE ME A KILLER (X8) NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR (X2) WHY? YOU CAN'T THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT HANDS UP NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES... SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A ANGELINA JOLIE THE CHERRY LOOKED VERY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!" "AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA... CORRECT I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT THOSE TITS CHILLING JUST BELOW BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN SALTY CRACK I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT BE BACK!" THAT NIGHT WAS A JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR MIRANDA ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE ON THE VERANDA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE AND EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY FUCKIN THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS FUNKY LITTLE AT MY NEXT LIVE WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN EYES GLUED TO THE NINJA A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT AFTER THE NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS I MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK SO I'M THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A "CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES ALL OF A SUDDEN MIRANDA BUSTS IN, A SPECTACLE! ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY TESTICLES JASSIS! I KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE. THOSE HEAVY FUCKIN DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE! EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN CHRIST! WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED? THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS FUCKIN INTO ME! SHE WAS A VIRGIN! SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND WAS SMOKING A ZOL... WEED THERE BY DJ HI-TEK'S SHE SAYS TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?" SO I HER TO HI-TEK'S ROOM ABOUT TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND THE BOMB I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!" I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!" BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB! I PUT THE ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN BONG! (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HEAT IS ON! LAZAAN ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE I SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING SOME PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM! BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM! WHEN HI-TEK IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROOM! LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING! THERE I WAS IT TO HER FROM BEHIND I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?" "DJ HI-TEK YOU WANNA A GO?" STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE THERE I AM LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT SHE'S ME! SLAPPING! TEETH FLARING! SWEARING! I THOUGHT BARNY SAID: IS CARING!'