Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE
NEVER A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY?
YOU TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE
HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
AFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE
THIS HOT CHICK TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH
SHE SAID, "NINJA, YOU SIGN YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN PEN?
I WROTE WAS HERE', IT LOOKED FUCKIN ILL
PLUS I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, LEKKER LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN FANCY
I GOT A ROLL, SHE ORDERED CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A NICE PLUS ALOT OF WHITE WINE
SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BILL
FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY
SOPHIE I WAS A LUCKY CATCH OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A FUCK
TOOK HER MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING SOAPIES
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S FUCKIN ON
THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WITH YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT I EXPECTED! SORRY THIS IS HECTIC!"
JUST ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE IN THE BACK SEAT ... FUCK
"WHAT THE DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY!
"JUST ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A ANGEL MY HEART?
HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME!
AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS DANGEROUS THAN A LOADED PISTOL
PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL!
MY BABY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE MAKES ME A (X8)
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE
IF YOU HORNY PUT YOUR HANDS UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A ANGELINA JOLIE
THE LOOKED VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S
I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT THOSE NICE
CHILLING JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT JOB LIPS
PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT CRACK
I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT BE BACK!"
THAT NIGHT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY...
DJ BUMPED 50, GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
MIRANDA ASKED ME IN WHEN I HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE VERANDA NINJA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE DATE
AND EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY DORY
THEN COMES THE TO THIS FUNKY LITTLE STORY
AT MY LIVE SHOW
GUESS WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW STARING AT ME A PSYCHO
BIG GREEN HAWK EYES
GLUED TO THE LIKE A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT
AFTER THE SHOW NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN
I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK
SO I'M THERE AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES
ALL OF A SUDDEN BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY
JASSIS! I NEARLY KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY FUCKIN CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN
MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN FOOL?

CHRIST!
WHY DO ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN COMPLICATED?
LIKE ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS FUCKIN INTO ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS SMOKING A ZOL...
THERE BY DJ HI-TEK'S
SHE SAYS TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I TOOK HER TO HI-TEK'S
ABOUT TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE FLAME ON THE BONG!
LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE IS ON!
LAZAAN ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED SLOW AND SEXY, YO GETTING SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN WALKED IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!...
THERE I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN
SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! FLARING! SWEARING!
I THOUGHT BARNY SAID: IS CARING!'