Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE,
YOU CAN'T THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE
HOW CAN A ANGEL MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
AFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE
THIS HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE...
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN NAME ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN PEN?
I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT LOOKED ILL
PLUS I MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY... FUCKIN FANCY
I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A NICE PLUS ALOT OF WHITE WINE
SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BUCK
FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY
SOPHIE SAID I WAS A LUCKY OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A
HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING SOAPIES
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE... IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO SHIT'S FUCKIN ON
THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WITH YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! SORRY IS HECTIC!"
JUST GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ... FUCK
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY!
"JUST TAKE ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART?
HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME!
PUSHING AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! AND FUCKIN PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS A LOADED PISTOL
THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, YOU HELL!
MY LITTLE BABY IS ME CRAZY!
SHE ME A KILLER (X8)
NEVER A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE
IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT HANDS UP
NINJA TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT MIRANDA
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY
I'M ON MY TO A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST A COLOURED ANGELINA JOLIE
THE LOOKED VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA... CORRECT
I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT THOSE TITS
CHILLING JUST THEM BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS
PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT SALTY
I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT BE BACK!"
THAT NIGHT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY
DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO SHORTY YOUR BIRTHDAY
MIRANDA ASKED ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER
ON THE VERANDA NINJA MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE
AND EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY DORY
THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS FUNKY STORY
AT MY LIVE SHOW
GUESS WHO'S IN THE ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO
BIG GREEN HAWK EYES
GLUED TO THE NINJA A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT
AFTER THE NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS
I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME MONEY GO BUY A DOPPIE... A DRINK
SO I'M SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE ME YOUR BOOBIES
ALL OF A MIRANDA BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY
JASSIS! I NEARLY HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY FUCKIN DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN TURN
MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN

CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED?
LIKE THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS INTO ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND WAS SMOKING A ZOL... WEED
BY DJ HI-TEK'S CRIB
WHEN SHE TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I TOOK HER TO HI-TEK'S
ABOUT TO THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN BONG!
(BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HEAT IS ON!
LAZAAN TOLD ME SHE ME TO BE THE ONE
I SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN HI-TEK IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
THERE I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ HI-TEK YOU HAVE A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE FUCKIN OUT!... MASSIVE
I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT
SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! FLARING! SWEARING!
I THOUGHT SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'