NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY? YOU TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TO PLAY MY PART BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME YO YO YO! OK, GO AFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE THIS HOT CHICK TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!" I SAID, "THANKS", YOU AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH SHE SAID, "NINJA, YOU SIGN YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?" I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S NAME?" "SOPHIE" K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... THE FUCKIN MARKER PEN? I 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT LOOKED FUCKIN ILL PLUS I MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID" THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO CAPE TOWN FOR A I HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN FANCY I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE CALAMARI YO WE HAD A NICE TIME ALOT OF WHITE WINE SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BILL FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY SAID I WAS A LUCKY CATCH OF A GUY 300 IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A FUCK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING SOAPIES LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS "OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! LET'S GO TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S FUCKIN ON SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!" "THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! THIS IS HECTIC!" JUST GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... ME UP OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ... FUCK "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY! "JUST TAKE ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, A TAXI! NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION HOW CAN A ANGEL MY HEART? LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME! AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING! A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A LOADED PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL! MY LITTLE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! SHE MAKES ME A (X8) NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE (X2) WHY? YOU CAN'T TRUST FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE NEVER A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT HANDS UP NINJA TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT MIRANDA I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF HOMIES... DRINKING SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU YOUR EYE ON SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A ANGELINA JOLIE THE LOOKED VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!" "AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S CORRECT I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT THOSE TITS JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT SALTY I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT BE BACK!" THAT NIGHT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO SHORTY YOUR BIRTHDAY MIRANDA ASKED ME IN WHEN I HER BACK AT HER PLACE ON THE NINJA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE AND EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY FUCKIN THEN COMES THE TO THIS FUNKY LITTLE STORY AT MY NEXT SHOW WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN HAWK TO THE NINJA LIKE A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT AFTER THE SHOW NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS I MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK SO I'M SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE "CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE SHOW ME YOUR ALL OF A SUDDEN BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE! GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY JASSIS! I KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE. THOSE FUCKIN CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE! N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN CHRIST! WHY DO ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN COMPLICATED? THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS FUCKIN INTO ME! SHE WAS A VIRGIN! SO ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS SMOKING A ZOL... WEED BY DJ HI-TEK'S CRIB WHEN SHE TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?" SO I HER TO HI-TEK'S ROOM ABOUT TO THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!" I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!" BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB! I PUT THE FLAME ON THE BONG! (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HEAT IS ON! LAZAAN TOLD ME SHE ME TO BE THE ONE I STARTED SLOW AND SEXY, YO GETTING SOME PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM! BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM! WHEN HI-TEK WALKED IN THE ROOM! LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING! I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM BEHIND I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?" "DJ YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?" LAZAAN STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE FUCKIN OUT!... MASSIVE THERE I AM LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT SHE'S ME! SLAPPING! TEETH FLARING! SWEARING! I BARNY SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'