Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE, WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE
HOW CAN A ANGEL MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
AFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE
THIS HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN YOUR ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... THE FUCKIN MARKER PEN?
I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT LOOKED ILL
PLUS I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO CAPE TOWN FOR A
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, LEKKER LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN FANCY
I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A NICE TIME ALOT OF WHITE WINE
SOON IT WAS TIME, 300 BUCK BILL
FINE, THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY MIND
SOPHIE SAID I WAS A CATCH OF A GUY
300 IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A FUCK
TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, WATCHING SOAPIES
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE... IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS FUCKIN ON
THEN SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! SORRY IS HECTIC!"
JUST GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK ... FUCK
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY!
"JUST ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO
HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME!
PUSHING AND AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS MORE THAN A LOADED PISTOL
THEY YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL!
MY LITTLE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE ME A KILLER (X8)
NEVER A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR
IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT HANDS UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A COLOURED JOLIE
THE CHERRY LOOKED VERY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE FROM THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S CORRECT
I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT NICE TITS
CHILLING BELOW THEM BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS
PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN SALTY CRACK
I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT BE BACK!"
THAT NIGHT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY
DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
ASKED ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE VERANDA NINJA FUCKED ON THE FIRST DATE
AND EVERYTHING WAS FUCKIN DORY
THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS FUNKY LITTLE
AT MY NEXT SHOW
GUESS WHO'S IN THE ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO
BIG GREEN HAWK EYES
GLUED TO THE NINJA LIKE A RED BEAM ALL
AFTER THE NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS
I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK
SO I'M THERE AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES
ALL OF A SUDDEN BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND BREAKING MY TESTICLES
JASSIS! I NEARLY KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN
MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN FOOL?

CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED?
LIKE THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS INTO ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS SMOKING A ZOL... WEED
THERE BY DJ CRIB
SHE SAYS TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I HER TO HI-TEK'S ROOM
TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN BONG!
(BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HEAT IS ON!
LAZAAN ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN HI-TEK IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ HI-TEK YOU WANNA A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE
THERE I AM LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT
SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! FLARING! SWEARING!
I THOUGHT SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'