Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE, WHY?
YOU CAN'T THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
AFTER A LEKKER ZEF THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE
THIS HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE...
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MARKER PEN?
I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT LOOKED ILL
PLUS I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE CAME TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN FANCY
I GOT A ROLL, SHE ORDERED CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A NICE TIME ALOT OF WHITE WINE
SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BILL
FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY
SAID I WAS A LUCKY CATCH OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A FUCK
TOOK HER MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING SOAPIES
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S FUCKIN ON
THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! THIS IS HECTIC!"
JUST GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE SEAT ... FUCK
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?" I YOU FUCKIN SEXY!
"JUST ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME!
AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS DANGEROUS THAN A LOADED PISTOL
THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, YOU HELL!
MY LITTLE BABY IS ME CRAZY!
SHE MAKES ME A (X8)
MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE
IF YOU HORNY PUT YOUR HANDS UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE 'BOUT MIRANDA
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST A COLOURED ANGELINA JOLIE
THE CHERRY LOOKED VERY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE FROM THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S CORRECT
I COULDN'T HELP AT THOSE NICE TITS
CHILLING JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT BLOW JOB
PLUS A ALL UP IN THAT SALTY CRACK
I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT BE BACK!"
THAT NIGHT WAS A JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY
DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO SHORTY IT'S BIRTHDAY
MIRANDA ASKED ME IN WHEN I HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE VERANDA NINJA MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE
AND WAS HUNKY FUCKIN DORY
THEN COMES THE TO THIS FUNKY LITTLE STORY
AT MY NEXT SHOW
GUESS WHO'S IN THE ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO
MIRANDA'S BIG HAWK EYES
GLUED TO THE NINJA A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT
AFTER THE SHOW NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN
I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK
SO I'M THERE AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES
ALL OF A SUDDEN MIRANDA BUSTS IN, A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND BREAKING MY TESTICLES
JASSIS! I NEARLY HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY FUCKIN CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN TURN
MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FOOL?

CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN
LIKE ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS FUCKIN INTO ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND WAS SMOKING A ZOL... WEED
THERE BY DJ HI-TEK'S
WHEN SHE TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I HER TO HI-TEK'S ROOM
ABOUT TO THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE FLAME ON THE BONG!
LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE IS ON!
LAZAAN TOLD ME SHE ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN WALKED IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
THERE I WAS GIVING IT TO HER BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS HAVING THIS FUCKIN FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE
THERE I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN
SHE'S ME! SLAPPING! TEETH FLARING! SWEARING!
I BARNY SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'