NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY? YOU TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE NEVER A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE HOW CAN A ANGEL MY HEART? HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME YO YO YO! OK, GO AFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... THIS HOT STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!" I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?" I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE" K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MARKER PEN? I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT FUCKIN ILL PLUS I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID" THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO CAPE FOR A HOLIDAY I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, LEKKER LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN FANCY I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE ORDERED YO WE HAD A NICE TIME PLUS OF WHITE WINE SOON IT WAS TIME, 300 BUCK BILL FINE, THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY MIND SOPHIE I WAS A LUCKY CATCH OF A GUY 300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A FUCK TOOK HER MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING SOAPIES IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS "OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO SHIT'S FUCKIN ON THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!" "THIS IS NOT I EXPECTED! SORRY THIS IS HECTIC!" JUST ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ... "WHAT THE DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY! "JUST ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI! NOU SIT EK SOOS N DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART? LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY BUT SHE KEEPS ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME! PUSHING AND AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING! A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS A LOADED PISTOL THEY YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL! MY LITTLE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY! SHE ME A KILLER (X8) MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY? YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT FUNNY IN HER EYE NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR IF YOU HORNY PUT YOUR HANDS UP NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY MIRANDA I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING SKOPPED ONE TOO DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE EYE ON SHE LOOKED LIKE A COLOURED ANGELINA JOLIE THE CHERRY VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!" "AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S CORRECT I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT NICE TITS JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT SALTY I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT BE BACK!" THAT NIGHT WAS A JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO SHORTY IT'S BIRTHDAY MIRANDA ASKED ME IN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE ON THE VERANDA NINJA FUCKED ON THE FIRST DATE AND EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY FUCKIN THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS FUNKY STORY AT MY NEXT LIVE GUESS WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO BIG GREEN HAWK EYES GLUED TO THE NINJA A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT AFTER THE SHOW NINJA GETS BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK SO I'M THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, A DOOBIE "CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE SHOW ME YOUR ALL OF A MIRANDA BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE! GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY JASSIS! I KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE. THOSE HEAVY FUCKIN CLAWS INTO MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE! EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FOOL? CHRIST! WHY DO ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN COMPLICATED? LIKE ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS FUCKIN INTO ME! SHE WAS A VIRGIN! SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND WAS SMOKING A ZOL... WEED THERE BY DJ HI-TEK'S SHE SAYS TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?" SO I TOOK HER TO ROOM TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!" I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!" BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB! I PUT THE FLAME ON THE BONG! LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE IS ON! TOLD ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE I STARTED SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM! BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM! WHEN HI-TEK WALKED IN THE ROOM! LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING! THERE I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?" "DJ HI-TEK YOU HAVE A GO?" LAZAAN STARTS HAVING MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE THERE I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT KICKING ME! SLAPPING! TEETH FLARING! SWEARING! I BARNY SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'