Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE, WHY?
YOU CAN'T THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE
HOW CAN A ANGEL MY HEART?
HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
AFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES...
THIS HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MARKER PEN?
I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT FUCKIN ILL
I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE CAME TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN FANCY
I GOT A ROLL, SHE ORDERED CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A NICE TIME ALOT OF WHITE WINE
SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BUCK
FINE, THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY MIND
SOPHIE SAID I WAS A LUCKY OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A FUCK
TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES SOAPIES
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE... IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S FUCKIN ON
THEN SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! THIS IS HECTIC!"
JUST GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ...
"WHAT THE DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY!
"JUST TAKE ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME!
PUSHING AND AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A PISTOL
THEY YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL!
MY BABY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE MAKES ME A (X8)
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR (X2) WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT FUNNY IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE
IF YOU HORNY PUT YOUR HANDS UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A STORY 'BOUT MIRANDA
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES...
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A COLOURED ANGELINA
THE CHERRY LOOKED VERY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA... CORRECT
I COULDN'T STARING AT THOSE NICE TITS
JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS
PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT CRACK
I SAID, "SHIT! I TO PISS BUT I'LL BE BACK!"
NIGHT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY
DJ BUMPED 50, GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
ASKED ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE VERANDA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE
AND WAS HUNKY FUCKIN DORY
THEN THE TWIST TO THIS FUNKY LITTLE STORY
AT MY NEXT LIVE
GUESS WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A
MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN HAWK
GLUED TO THE NINJA LIKE A RED BEAM ALL
AFTER THE NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS
I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK
SO I'M SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE ME YOUR BOOBIES
ALL OF A MIRANDA BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY
JASSIS! I NEARLY KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE FUCKIN CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN
SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN FOOL?

CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN
LIKE ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS FUCKIN INTO ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS A ZOL... WEED
BY DJ HI-TEK'S CRIB
WHEN SHE TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I TOOK HER TO ROOM
ABOUT TO THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN BONG!
LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE IS ON!
LAZAAN TOLD ME SHE ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN WALKED IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
THERE I WAS GIVING IT TO HER BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?"
STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE
THERE I AM STANDING A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT
SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! FLARING! SWEARING!
I BARNY SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'