Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR
NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT FUNNY IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE
HOW CAN A ANGEL MY HEART?
HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
AFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE
THIS HOT CHICK TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN YOUR ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MARKER PEN?
I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT LOOKED ILL
I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE CAME TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN FANCY
I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A NICE TIME PLUS ALOT OF WHITE
SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BILL
FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY
SOPHIE SAID I WAS A LUCKY OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO MUCH TO FOR A NAAI... A FUCK
TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE... IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS FUCKIN ON
THEN SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! SORRY IS HECTIC!"
JUST ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE SEAT ... FUCK
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU SEXY!
"JUST ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME!
PUSHING AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND PUSHING!
A IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A LOADED PISTOL
THEY YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL!
MY BABY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE MAKES ME A (X8)
MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE
IF YOU FEELING PUT YOUR HANDS UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY MIRANDA
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A COLOURED ANGELINA
THE CHERRY LOOKED VERY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S
I COULDN'T STARING AT THOSE NICE TITS
CHILLING JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT JOB LIPS
PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT SALTY
I SAID, "SHIT! I TO PISS BUT I'LL BE BACK!"
THAT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY
DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
MIRANDA ASKED ME IN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE NINJA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE
AND EVERYTHING WAS FUCKIN DORY
THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS FUNKY STORY
AT MY NEXT LIVE
GUESS IN THE FRONT ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO
MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN EYES
GLUED TO THE LIKE A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT
AFTER THE SHOW NINJA GETS BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS
I TELL MIRANDA, SOME MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK
SO I'M THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE ME YOUR BOOBIES
ALL OF A SUDDEN BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY
JASSIS! I KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE!
N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN
MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN FOOL?

CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED?
LIKE THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS INTO ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE ME AND LAZAAN WAS SMOKING A ZOL... WEED
THERE BY DJ HI-TEK'S
WHEN SHE TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I TOOK HER TO ROOM
ABOUT TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND DROP THE
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN BONG!
(BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HEAT IS ON!
LAZAAN ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN HI-TEK WALKED IN THE ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ HI-TEK YOU HAVE A GO?"
LAZAAN HAVING THIS MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE
THERE I AM LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT
SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! FLARING! SWEARING!
I THOUGHT BARNY SAID: IS CARING!'