Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE
MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY?
YOU CAN'T THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
AFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW THERE BY N TIMES... NICE
THIS HOT CHICK TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND IT SHMOOVE... SMOOTH
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN YOUR ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE MARKER PEN?
I 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT LOOKED FUCKIN ILL
PLUS I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE CAME TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, LEKKER LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN FANCY
I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A NICE TIME ALOT OF WHITE WINE
SOON IT WAS TIME, 300 BUCK BILL
FINE, THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY MIND
SOPHIE SAID I WAS A LUCKY OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO MUCH TO FOR A NAAI... A FUCK
TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, WATCHING SOAPIES
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S FUCKIN ON
THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! SORRY IS HECTIC!"
JUST ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ... FUCK
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?" I THINK YOU SEXY!
"JUST ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME!
PUSHING AND AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING!
A IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A LOADED PISTOL
THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, YOU HELL!
MY LITTLE BABY IS ME CRAZY!
SHE MAKES ME A (X8)
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE
IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT HANDS UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE 'BOUT MIRANDA
I WAS OUT BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A COLOURED ANGELINA
THE CHERRY VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S
I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT THOSE TITS
CHILLING JUST THEM BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS
PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN SALTY CRACK
I SAID, "SHIT! I TO PISS BUT I'LL BE BACK!"
THAT NIGHT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY...
DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
MIRANDA ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE VERANDA NINJA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE DATE
AND EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY DORY
THEN COMES THE TWIST TO THIS FUNKY STORY
AT MY LIVE SHOW
GUESS WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO
BIG GREEN HAWK EYES
GLUED TO THE NINJA LIKE A RED BEAM ALL
AFTER THE SHOW NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN
I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A
SO I'M SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET AUTOGRAPH?" SURE SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES
ALL OF A SUDDEN MIRANDA IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY TESTICLES
JASSIS! I NEARLY KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY FUCKIN CLAWS DIGGING MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN TURN
SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN FOOL?

CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED?
LIKE THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS FUCKIN ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE ME AND LAZAAN WAS SMOKING A ZOL... WEED
THERE BY DJ HI-TEK'S
WHEN SHE TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I HER TO HI-TEK'S ROOM
TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE FLAME ON THE BONG!
(BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HEAT IS ON!
LAZAAN ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN WALKED IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS HAVING MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE
THERE I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN
KICKING ME! SLAPPING! TEETH FLARING! SWEARING!
I THOUGHT SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'