Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE,
YOU TRUST THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY
LIFE'S HARD! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
AFTER A ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE
THIS HOT CHICK TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE...
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, WHAT'S NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN PEN?
I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT FUCKIN ILL
PLUS I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE CAME TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY... FUCKIN FANCY
I GOT A ROLL, SHE ORDERED CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A TIME PLUS ALOT OF WHITE WINE
SOON IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BUCK
FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY
SOPHIE I WAS A LUCKY CATCH OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A
TOOK HER MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING SOAPIES
IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S ON
THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT I EXPECTED! SORRY THIS IS HECTIC!"
JUST ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ...
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?" I YOU FUCKIN SEXY!
"JUST ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME!
AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS MORE THAN A LOADED PISTOL
THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, YOU HELL!
MY BABY IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE ME A KILLER (X8)
NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU CAN'T THAT FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR
IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT HANDS UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT MIRANDA
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES...
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED LIKE A COLOURED ANGELINA JOLIE
THE LOOKED VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S CORRECT
I HELP STARING AT THOSE NICE TITS
CHILLING JUST BELOW BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS
PLUS A ALL UP IN THAT SALTY CRACK
I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT BE BACK!"
THAT NIGHT WAS A JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY
DJ BUMPED SOME 50, GO SHORTY YOUR BIRTHDAY
MIRANDA ASKED ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER AT HER PLACE
ON THE VERANDA NINJA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE FIRST
AND EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY FUCKIN
THEN THE TWIST TO THIS FUNKY LITTLE STORY
AT MY LIVE SHOW
GUESS WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO
MIRANDA'S BIG HAWK EYES
GLUED TO THE NINJA LIKE A RED BEAM ALL
AFTER THE SHOW GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS
I MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK
SO I'M THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES
ALL OF A SUDDEN BUSTS IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY
JASSIS! I NEARLY HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN
SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN FOOL?

CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO COMPLICATED?
LIKE THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS INTO ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS SMOKING A ZOL...
BY DJ HI-TEK'S CRIB
WHEN SHE TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I TOOK HER TO ROOM
TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN BONG!
LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE IS ON!
LAZAAN ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN HI-TEK IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
THERE I WAS GIVING IT TO HER BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ HI-TEK YOU WANNA A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS HAVING MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE
THERE I AM STANDING A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT
SHE'S ME! SLAPPING! TEETH FLARING! SWEARING!
I THOUGHT BARNY 'SHARING IS CARING!'