Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE,
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
A LEKKER ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE
THIS HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE...
SHE SAID, "NINJA, YOU SIGN YOUR NAME ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MARKER PEN?
I WROTE WAS HERE', IT LOOKED FUCKIN ILL
PLUS I WROTE MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN CAME DOWN TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN
I GOT A ROLL, SHE ORDERED CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A NICE TIME PLUS OF WHITE WINE
IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BUCK BILL
FINE, PAID THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY
SOPHIE I WAS A LUCKY CATCH OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A FUCK
TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES WATCHING
IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO SHIT'S FUCKIN ON
SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT I EXPECTED! SORRY THIS IS HECTIC!"
JUST ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE IN THE BACK SEAT ... FUCK
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY!
"JUST TAKE ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TRYING TO PLAY MY
BUT SHE PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME!
AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS MORE DANGEROUS A LOADED PISTOL
PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL!
MY LITTLE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE ME A KILLER (X8)
MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE
IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT HANDS UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE HANGING WIF HOMIES... DRINKING
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A COLOURED JOLIE
THE CHERRY LOOKED HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE FROM THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S CORRECT
I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT THOSE TITS
CHILLING JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT JOB LIPS
PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN THAT SALTY
I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO BUT I'LL BE BACK!"
THAT NIGHT WAS A JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY
DJ SOME 50, GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
ASKED ME IN WHEN I DROPPED HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE NINJA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE
AND WAS HUNKY FUCKIN DORY
COMES THE TWIST TO THIS FUNKY LITTLE STORY
AT MY NEXT SHOW
GUESS WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW STARING AT ME A PSYCHO
BIG GREEN HAWK EYES
GLUED TO THE NINJA LIKE A RED BEAM ALL
AFTER THE SHOW NINJA RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS
I TELL MIRANDA, SOME MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK
SO I'M THERE SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SHOW ME YOUR BOOBIES
ALL OF A SUDDEN MIRANDA IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND STARTS BREAKING MY
JASSIS! I KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY FUCKIN CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N KLOMP FOKKEN KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN
MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU ME FOR A FUCKIN FOOL?

CHRIST!
WHY DO ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN COMPLICATED?
LIKE ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS FUCKIN INTO ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS SMOKING A ZOL... WEED
THERE BY DJ HI-TEK'S
SHE SAYS TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I HER TO HI-TEK'S ROOM
TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN BONG!
(BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HEAT IS ON!
LAZAAN TOLD ME SHE ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN WALKED IN THE MOTHERFUCKIN ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
THERE I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ HI-TEK YOU WANNA A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!...
THERE I AM STANDING LIKE A WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT
KICKING ME! SLAPPING! TEETH FLARING! SWEARING!
I THOUGHT SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'