Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN WIFE, WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR
HOW CAN A ANGEL MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
AFTER A ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES... NICE
THIS HOT CHICK TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE...
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN YOUR ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE KOKI?... WHERE'S THE FUCKIN MARKER PEN?
I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT FUCKIN ILL
PLUS I WROTE MY AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN SOPHIE CAME DOWN TO TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, FOKKEN LEKKER LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN
I GOT A ROLL, SHE ORDERED CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A NICE TIME PLUS OF WHITE WINE
IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BUCK BILL
FINE, THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY MIND
SOPHIE SAID I WAS A CATCH OF A GUY
300 BUCKS IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A
TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES SOAPIES
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, MUMMY THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
LET'S GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO SHIT'S FUCKIN ON
THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I KNOW YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! SORRY IS HECTIC!"
JUST ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ... FUCK
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU I AM?" I THINK YOU FUCKIN SEXY!
"JUST ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK N JAGSE DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A BREAK MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME!
PUSHING AND AND PUSHING! PUSHING AND FUCKIN PUSHING!
A WOMAN IS MORE THAN A LOADED PISTOL
THEY YOU HEAVEN, GIVE YOU HELL!
MY LITTLE IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!
SHE ME A KILLER (X8)
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2)
YOU CAN'T TRUST FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE
IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT YOUR UP
'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT MIRANDA
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE PURPLE TURTLE WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY DRINKS
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU YOUR EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A ANGELINA JOLIE
THE CHERRY LOOKED HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER FROM THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S
I HELP STARING AT THOSE NICE TITS
CHILLING JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT JOB LIPS
PLUS A G-STRING ALL UP IN SALTY CRACK
I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO BUT I'LL BE BACK!"
NIGHT WAS A FUCKIN JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY
DJ SOME 50, GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
MIRANDA ASKED ME IN WHEN I HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE VERANDA NINJA MIRANDA ON THE FIRST DATE
AND EVERYTHING WAS FUCKIN DORY
THEN COMES THE TO THIS FUNKY LITTLE STORY
AT MY NEXT SHOW
GUESS WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW STARING AT ME LIKE A
MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN HAWK
GLUED TO THE NINJA A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT
AFTER THE SHOW NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A BUNCH OF POPPIES... FAN
I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S SOME GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK
SO I'M THERE AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE SHOW ME BOOBIES
ALL OF A SUDDEN MIRANDA BUSTS IN, A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE NUTS AND BREAKING MY TESTICLES
JASSIS! I NEARLY KLAPPED HER COS... JESUS! I HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN
SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N FOKKEN NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN FOOL?

CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS HAVE TO BE SO FUCKIN COMPLICATED?
THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS FUCKIN INTO ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND LAZAAN WAS A ZOL... WEED
THERE BY DJ CRIB
SHE SAYS TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I HER TO HI-TEK'S ROOM
TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND DROP THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN BONG!
(BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE HEAT IS ON!
LAZAAN ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE
I STARTED SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN HI-TEK WALKED IN THE ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
THERE I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ YOU WANNA HAVE A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS HAVING MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!... MASSIVE
THERE I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A IDIOT
SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! FLARING! SWEARING!
I BARNY SAID: 'SHARING IS CARING!'