Luyện nghe bài hát She Makes Me a Killer

NEVER MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR
NEVER MAKE A WOMAN YOUR WIFE, WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST THAT LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE
HOW CAN A ANGEL BREAK MY
LIFE'S HARD! I'M JUST TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME
YO YO YO! OK, GO
AFTER A LEKKER ZEF SHOW THERE BY TINGS N TIMES...
HOT CHICK STEPS TO ME AND SAYS, "I DIG YOUR RHYMES!"
I SAID, "THANKS", YOU KNOW AND PLAYED IT SHMOOVE...
SHE SAID, "NINJA, CAN'T YOU SIGN NAME ON MY BOOB?"
I SAID, "NO PROBLEM, YOUR NAME?" "SOPHIE"
K, OKEY DOKEY! WAARSIE FOKKEN KOKI?... WHERE'S THE MARKER PEN?
I WROTE 'NINJA WAS HERE', IT FUCKIN ILL
PLUS I MY NUMBER AND I DREW A DUK FOKKEN PIEL... A NICE BIG PENIS
I SAID, "DON'T BE AFRAID!", SAID, "I'M NOT AFRAID"
THEN CAME DOWN TO CAPE TOWN FOR A HOLIDAY
I TOOK HER TO THE WATERFRONT, LEKKER LAANEY... VERY FUCKIN FANCY
I GOT A CHIP ROLL, SHE CALAMARI
YO WE HAD A NICE TIME PLUS OF WHITE WINE
IT WAS NIGHT TIME, 300 BUCK BILL
FINE, THE BILL, SIGNED, ASS ON MY MIND
SOPHIE SAID I WAS A CATCH OF A GUY
300 IS NOT TOO MUCH TO SPLASH FOR A NAAI... A FUCK
TOOK HER BACK MY PLACE, MUMMIES SOAPIES
LAMMING IN HER STOKIES, THIS IS SOPHIE... CHILLING IN HER SLIPPERS
"OH, HI SOPHIE!" BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!
GO BACK TO MY ROOM, YO THIS SHIT'S FUCKIN ON
THEN SOPHIE SAID, "I DIDN'T YOU LIVE WITH YOUR MOM!"
"THIS IS NOT WHAT I EXPECTED! THIS IS HECTIC!"
GOOI ME WIF A BLOW-JOB! "NO!" WAT?... HOOK ME UP
OH I UNDERSTAND! LET'S GO MAYBE NAAI IN THE BACK SEAT ...
"WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU THINK I AM?" I YOU FUCKIN SEXY!
"JUST ME TO MY HOTEL!" BITCH, CALL A TAXI!
NOU SIT EK SOOS N DOOS SONDER N EREKSIE!... NOW HERE I SIT LIKE A HORNY IDIOT WITH NO ERECTION
HOW CAN A ANGEL MY HEART?
LIFE'S HARD! I'M TRYING TO PLAY MY PART
BUT SHE KEEPS PUSHING ME, ME, PUSHING ME, PUSHING ME!
PUSHING AND PUSHING AND PUSHING! AND FUCKIN PUSHING!
A IS MORE DANGEROUS THAN A LOADED PISTOL
THEY PROMISE YOU HEAVEN, YOU HELL!
MY LITTLE BABY IS ME CRAZY!
SHE MAKES ME A (X8)
MAKE A PRETTY WOMAN YOUR WIFE (X2) WHY?
YOU CAN'T TRUST FUNNY LOOK IN HER EYE
NEVER MAKE A PRETTY YOUR WIFE
IF YOU FEELING HORNY PUT HANDS UP
NINJA 'BOUT TO KICK A LITTLE STORY 'BOUT
I WAS OUT DOPPING BY THE TURTLE HANGING WIF SOME HOMIES... DRINKING
SKOPPED ONE TOO MANY DOPS, DAMN I NEED TO GO PEE!... KICKED BACK ONE TOO MANY
I'M ON MY TO TAKE A PISS AND I SEE THIS $COPIE... SOMEONE YOU HAVE EYE ON
SHE LOOKED JUST LIKE A ANGELINA JOLIE
THE CHERRY VERY HAPPY TO SEE ME, "MISTER!"
"AREN'T YOU THE RAPPER THE TV?" IS JA... THAT'S CORRECT
I COULDN'T HELP STARING AT THOSE NICE
JUST BELOW THEM BIG FAT BLOW JOB LIPS
PLUS A ALL UP IN THAT SALTY CRACK
I SAID, "SHIT! I NEED TO PISS BUT BE BACK!"
THAT NIGHT WAS A JOL, THINK IT WAS A THURSDAY... PARTY
DJ SOME 50, GO SHORTY IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
MIRANDA ASKED ME IN WHEN I HER BACK AT HER PLACE
ON THE VERANDA NINJA FUCKED MIRANDA ON THE DATE
AND EVERYTHING WAS HUNKY FUCKIN
THEN COMES THE TWIST TO FUNKY LITTLE STORY
AT MY NEXT SHOW
GUESS WHO'S IN THE FRONT ROW AT ME LIKE A PSYCHO
MIRANDA'S BIG GREEN HAWK
GLUED TO THE NINJA A RED BEAM ALL NIGHT
AFTER THE SHOW NINJA GETS RUSHED BY A OF POPPIES... FAN GIRLS
I TELL MIRANDA, HERE'S MONEY GO BUY YOURSELF A DOPPIE... A DRINK
SO I'M SIGNING AUTOGRAPHS, SMOKING A DOOBIE
"CAN I GET YOUR AUTOGRAPH?" SURE SHOW ME BOOBIES
ALL OF A SUDDEN MIRANDA IN, MAKING A SPECTACLE!
GRABS ME BY THE AND STARTS BREAKING MY TESTICLES
JASSIS! I NEARLY HER COS... JESUS! I NEARLY HIT HER BECAUSE.
THOSE HEAVY CLAWS DIGGING INTO MY BALLS WAS VERY FUCKIN SORE!
EWESKIELIK N HELE KLOMP KOPPE DRAAI... ALL-OF-A-SUDDEN A WHOLE BUNCH OF FUCKIN HEADS TURN
MIRANDA SAYS, "TSY! VAT JY MY VIR N NAAI?"... HEY! ARE YOU TAKING ME FOR A FUCKIN FOOL?

CHRIST!
WHY DO CHICKS ALWAYS TO BE SO FUCKIN COMPLICATED?
LIKE THIS ONE CHICK, LAZAAN, WAS INTO ME!
SHE WAS A VIRGIN!
SO THIS ONE TIME ME AND WAS SMOKING A ZOL... WEED
BY DJ HI-TEK'S CRIB
WHEN SHE TO ME, "CAN'T WE BE ALONE?"
SO I TOOK HER TO HI-TEK'S
ABOUT TO CLOSE THE DOOR, AND THE BOMB
I SAID, "I GOT THE BONG", SHE SAID, "I GOT THE HERB!"
I DJ HI-TEK, "DO NOT DISTURB!"
BADA-BADA-BING! BADA-BADA-BOMB!
I PUT THE ON THE MOTHERFUCKIN BONG!
LIKE (BUBBLE BUBBLE!) NOW THE IS ON!
LAZAAN ME SHE WANTED ME TO BE THE ONE
I SLOW AND SEXY, YO I'MA GETTING SOME
PUNANI-NANI! PUNANI-NUM-NUM!
BADA-BADA-BAM! BADA-BADA-BOOM!
WHEN HI-TEK WALKED IN THE ROOM!
LIKE... ...FUCKIN BLIND!... HOW EMBARRASSING!
I WAS GIVING IT TO HER FROM BEHIND
I SAID, "WHAT'S THE BRO?"
"DJ HI-TEK YOU WANNA A GO?"
LAZAAN STARTS HAVING THIS MOERSE FUCKIN FREAK OUT!...
I AM STANDING LIKE A DOOS WITH MY DICK OUT!... A FUCKIN IDIOT
SHE'S KICKING ME! SLAPPING! FLARING! SWEARING!
I THOUGHT BARNY SAID: IS CARING!'