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Well, I guess it was back in
When eating my got the better of me
So asked this girl I was going with to be my wife
Well, she she would, so, I said, "I do"
But I'd have said I If I'd of just knew
How sayin' 'I do' would gonna up all of my life

Well, the first few years weren't all bad
I'll never forget the times we had
'Cause I'm reminded every month when I her the child support
Well, it too long 'til the lust all died
And I'll I wasn't too surprised
The day I come home and found my suitcase out on the porch

Well, I to get in, she changed the locks
Then I found this note taped on the mailbox said
"Goodbye, Turkey, my will be in touch"
So, I decided right then and
I was gonna do what's right, her fair share
But, brother, I didn't know her was gonna be that much

She got the mine, I got the shaft
They split it down the middle
And then they give her the half
Well, it all sounds sort of
But it hurts too much to
She got the gold mine, I got the

Now, listen, you ain't nothin' yet
Why, they gave her the color set
Then give her the house, the kids and both of the cars
See, then they start talking about support
Alimony, and the of the court
take me long to figure out how far in the toilet I was

I'm you they have made a mistake
'Cause it adds up to more than this cowboy
Besides, everything I ever had worth taking they've took
While she's like a Queen on alimony
I'm two shifts, eatin' balogna
Askin' myself, "Why didn't you just how to cook?"

They gave her the gold mine, give me the shaft
They say they're splittin' it all the middle
But she got the better
Well, it all mighty funny
But it hurts too much to
She got the gold mine, I got the

Yeah, she got the mine, I got the shaft
They split it all down the
And then give her the better half
Well, I guess, it all sounds of funny
But it too much to laugh
She got the mine, I got the shaft

You kiddin', I got the shaft
Well, I don't have to worry about toting a no more
I'll let my tote it
I'm be carryin' food stamps, you get it, Judge?
I'm be indebted
not funny, huh?
Contempt of court? do you mean