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Well, I guess it was in sixty-three
When my cooking got the better of me
So asked this little girl I was with to be my wife
Well, she she would, so, I said, "I do"
But I'd have said I If I'd of just knew
How sayin' 'I do' would gonna up all of my life

Well, the first few years weren't all bad
I'll never forget the good we had
'Cause I'm reminded every month I send her the child support
Well, it wasn't too long 'til the all died
And I'll admit I wasn't too
The day I come home and found my sittin' out on the porch

Well, I tried to get in, she the locks
Then I found note taped on the mailbox that said
"Goodbye, Turkey, my attorney be in touch"
So, I right then and there
I was gonna do right, give her fair share
But, brother, I know her share was gonna be that much

She got the mine, I got the shaft
They split it right the middle
And then they give her the half
Well, it all sounds sort of
But it hurts too to laugh
She got the mine, I got the shaft

Now, listen, you ain't nothin' yet
Why, they her the color television set
Then they give her the house, the and both of the cars
See, then they start about child support
Alimony, and the of the court
Didn't take me long to out how far in the toilet I was

I'm telling you have made a mistake
'Cause it adds up to than this cowboy makes
Besides, everything I ever had worth taking already took
While living like a Queen on alimony
I'm two shifts, eatin' balogna
Askin' myself, "Why you just learn how to cook?"

They gave her the gold mine, they give me the
They say they're splittin' it all the middle
But she got the better
Well, it all sounds funny
But it too much to laugh
She got the gold mine, I got the

Yeah, she got the gold mine, I got the
They split it all down the
And then they give her the half
Well, I guess, it all sounds of funny
But it too much to laugh
She got the gold mine, I got the

You kiddin', I got the shaft
Well, I don't have to worry about toting a no more
let my wife tote it
I'm gonna be carryin' stamps, you get it, Judge?
I'm be indebted
That's not funny,
Contempt of court? do you mean