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Well, I it was back in sixty-three
When eating my got the better of me
So asked this little I was going with to be my wife
Well, she she would, so, I said, "I do"
But I'd have I wouldn't If I'd of just knew
How sayin' 'I do' gonna screw up all of my life

Well, the few years weren't all that bad
I'll never forget the good we had
'Cause I'm reminded month when I send her the child support
Well, it too long 'til the lust all died
And I'll admit I wasn't too
The day I home and found my suitcase sittin' out on the porch

Well, I tried to get in, she the locks
Then I found this note taped on the mailbox said
"Goodbye, Turkey, my attorney be in touch"
So, I decided right and there
I was do what's right, give her fair share
But, brother, I didn't know her share was gonna be that

She got the gold mine, I got the
split it right down the middle
And then give her the better half
Well, it all sounds sort of
But it too much to laugh
She got the mine, I got the shaft

Now, listen, you ain't nothin' yet
Why, gave her the color television set
Then give her the house, the kids and both of the cars
See, then they start talking about child
Alimony, and the cost of the
take me long to figure out how far in the toilet I was

I'm telling you they have made a
'Cause it up to more than this cowboy makes
Besides, everything I ever had worth taking they've took
While she's like a Queen on alimony
I'm working two shifts, balogna
Askin' myself, "Why you just learn how to cook?"

They gave her the gold mine, give me the shaft
say they're splittin' it all down the middle
But she got the better
Well, it all sounds mighty
But it hurts too to laugh
She got the gold mine, I got the

Yeah, she got the gold mine, I got the
They split it all down the
And then they give her the better
Well, I guess, it all sounds sort of
But it hurts too to laugh
She got the gold mine, I got the

You kiddin', I got the shaft
Well, I don't to worry about toting a billfold no more
I'll let my tote it
I'm gonna be food stamps, you get it, Judge?
I'm be indebted
not funny, huh?
Contempt of What do you mean