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Well, I it was back in sixty-three
eating my cooking got the better of me
So asked this little girl I was going to be my wife
Well, she she would, so, I said, "I do"
But I'd said I wouldn't If I'd of just knew
How sayin' 'I do' would gonna screw up all of my

Well, the first few years all that bad
I'll never forget the times we had
'Cause I'm reminded every when I send her the child support
Well, it wasn't too long 'til the all died
And I'll admit I wasn't too
The day I home and found my suitcase sittin' out on the porch

Well, I to get in, she changed the locks
Then I found this taped on the mailbox that said
"Goodbye, Turkey, my attorney be in touch"
So, I decided right then and
I was do what's right, give her fair share
But, brother, I know her share was gonna be that much

She got the mine, I got the shaft
They split it down the middle
And then they give her the half
Well, it all sort of funny
But it too much to laugh
She got the mine, I got the shaft

Now, listen, you ain't heard yet
Why, they gave her the television set
Then they give her the house, the and both of the cars
See, then they start talking about child
Alimony, and the of the court
Didn't take me long to out how far in the toilet I was

I'm telling you have made a mistake
'Cause it adds up to more this cowboy makes
Besides, everything I ever had worth taking already took
While she's living like a on alimony
I'm working two shifts, eatin'
myself, "Why didn't you just learn how to cook?"

They gave her the mine, they give me the shaft
They say they're splittin' it all the middle
But she got the better
Well, it all mighty funny
But it hurts too to laugh
She got the mine, I got the shaft

Yeah, she got the gold mine, I got the
They split it all the middle
And then they her the better half
Well, I guess, it all sort of funny
But it too much to laugh
She got the gold mine, I got the

You ain't kiddin', I got the
Well, I don't have to worry about a billfold no more
I'll let my wife it
I'm gonna be food stamps, you get it, Judge?
I'm gonna be
That's not funny,
Contempt of What do you mean