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Well, I it was back in sixty-three
eating my cooking got the better of me
So asked this little I was going with to be my wife
Well, she she would, so, I said, "I do"
But I'd have said I If I'd of just knew
How sayin' 'I do' would screw up all of my life

Well, the first few weren't all that bad
never forget the good times we had
'Cause I'm every month when I send her the child support
Well, it wasn't too 'til the lust all died
And I'll admit I wasn't too
The day I come home and found my sittin' out on the porch

Well, I to get in, she changed the locks
Then I found this note taped on the that said
"Goodbye, Turkey, my will be in touch"
So, I right then and there
I was do what's right, give her fair share
But, brother, I didn't know her share was gonna be that

She got the mine, I got the shaft
They split it right the middle
And then give her the better half
Well, it all sounds of funny
But it hurts too to laugh
She got the mine, I got the shaft

Now, listen, you ain't nothin' yet
Why, gave her the color television set
they give her the house, the kids and both of the cars
See, they start talking about child support
Alimony, and the of the court
Didn't me long to figure out how far in the toilet I was

I'm you they have made a mistake
'Cause it adds up to more this cowboy makes
Besides, I ever had worth taking they've already took
While living like a Queen on alimony
I'm working two shifts, balogna
Askin' myself, "Why didn't you just how to cook?"

gave her the gold mine, they give me the shaft
They say splittin' it all down the middle
But she got the better
Well, it all sounds funny
But it hurts too to laugh
She got the mine, I got the shaft

Yeah, she got the mine, I got the shaft
They split it all the middle
And then they her the better half
Well, I guess, it all sort of funny
But it hurts too much to
She got the gold mine, I got the

You ain't kiddin', I got the
Well, I have to worry about toting a billfold no more
let my wife tote it
I'm be carryin' food stamps, you get it, Judge?
I'm gonna be
not funny, huh?
Contempt of What do you mean