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Well, I guess it was back in
When eating my got the better of me
So asked this little girl I was going with to be my
Well, she she would, so, I said, "I do"
But I'd have said I If I'd of just knew
How sayin' 'I do' would gonna screw up all of my

Well, the few years weren't all that bad
never forget the good times we had
'Cause I'm reminded every month I send her the child support
Well, it wasn't too long 'til the lust all
And I'll admit I too surprised
The day I home and found my suitcase sittin' out on the porch

Well, I to get in, she changed the locks
Then I found this note on the mailbox that said
"Goodbye, Turkey, my attorney be in touch"
So, I decided then and there
I was gonna do what's right, give her fair
But, brother, I didn't know her share was be that much

She got the mine, I got the shaft
split it right down the middle
And then they her the better half
Well, it all sounds sort of
But it too much to laugh
She got the mine, I got the shaft

Now, listen, you ain't nothin' yet
Why, they gave her the television set
Then they give her the house, the and both of the cars
See, then they start about child support
Alimony, and the cost of the
Didn't take me to figure out how far in the toilet I was

I'm telling you they have made a
'Cause it up to more than this cowboy makes
Besides, everything I ever had worth taking they've already
she's living like a Queen on alimony
I'm working two shifts, balogna
Askin' myself, "Why didn't you just how to cook?"

They gave her the gold mine, they me the shaft
say they're splittin' it all down the middle
But she got the better
Well, it all sounds mighty
But it hurts too much to
She got the mine, I got the shaft

Yeah, she got the gold mine, I got the
They split it all the middle
And they give her the better half
Well, I guess, it all sort of funny
But it hurts too much to
She got the mine, I got the shaft

You ain't kiddin', I got the
Well, I don't have to worry toting a billfold no more
I'll let my tote it
I'm be carryin' food stamps, you get it, Judge?
I'm be indebted
not funny, huh?
Contempt of court? do you mean