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Well, I it was back in sixty-three
When eating my cooking got the of me
So asked this little girl I was going with to be my
Well, she she would, so, I said, "I do"
But I'd have said I If I'd of just knew
How sayin' 'I do' gonna screw up all of my life

Well, the first few weren't all that bad
I'll never the good times we had
'Cause I'm reminded every month I send her the child support
Well, it wasn't too long the lust all died
And I'll admit I too surprised
The day I home and found my suitcase sittin' out on the porch

Well, I tried to get in, she the locks
Then I found this note on the mailbox that said
"Goodbye, Turkey, my will be in touch"
So, I decided then and there
I was gonna do what's right, her fair share
But, brother, I didn't her share was gonna be that much

She got the gold mine, I got the
They split it right down the
And they give her the better half
Well, it all sort of funny
But it too much to laugh
She got the gold mine, I got the

Now, listen, you ain't heard yet
Why, gave her the color television set
they give her the house, the kids and both of the cars
See, then they start talking about child
Alimony, and the cost of the
take me long to figure out how far in the toilet I was

I'm telling you have made a mistake
it adds up to more than this cowboy makes
Besides, everything I ever had worth they've already took
While she's living a Queen on alimony
I'm working two shifts, balogna
myself, "Why didn't you just learn how to cook?"

They gave her the gold mine, give me the shaft
They say splittin' it all down the middle
But she got the better
Well, it all mighty funny
But it hurts too much to
She got the gold mine, I got the

Yeah, she got the mine, I got the shaft
They split it all the middle
And then they give her the better
Well, I guess, it all sort of funny
But it hurts too to laugh
She got the gold mine, I got the

You kiddin', I got the shaft
Well, I don't have to about toting a billfold no more
I'll let my tote it
I'm gonna be carryin' food stamps, you get it,
I'm be indebted
That's not funny,
of court? What do you mean