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Well, I it was back in sixty-three
When eating my got the better of me
So asked this little girl I was with to be my wife
Well, she she would, so, I said, "I do"
But I'd have I wouldn't If I'd of just knew
How sayin' 'I do' would gonna screw up all of my

Well, the first few weren't all that bad
I'll forget the good times we had
'Cause I'm reminded month when I send her the child support
Well, it wasn't too long the lust all died
And admit I wasn't too surprised
The day I come home and found my sittin' out on the porch

Well, I tried to get in, she the locks
Then I found note taped on the mailbox that said
"Goodbye, Turkey, my will be in touch"
So, I right then and there
I was gonna do what's right, give her share
But, brother, I didn't know her share was be that much

She got the gold mine, I got the
split it right down the middle
And then they give her the better
Well, it all sounds of funny
But it hurts too much to
She got the gold mine, I got the

Now, listen, you ain't nothin' yet
Why, gave her the color television set
Then they her the house, the kids and both of the cars
See, then they start about child support
Alimony, and the of the court
Didn't take me long to figure out how far in the I was

I'm telling you they have a mistake
'Cause it adds up to more this cowboy makes
Besides, I ever had worth taking they've already took
While she's like a Queen on alimony
I'm working two shifts, eatin'
Askin' myself, "Why didn't you just how to cook?"

They gave her the gold mine, they give me the
They say they're it all down the middle
But she got the half
Well, it all sounds funny
But it hurts too much to
She got the mine, I got the shaft

Yeah, she got the gold mine, I got the
They split it all down the
And then they give her the half
Well, I guess, it all sounds of funny
But it hurts too to laugh
She got the gold mine, I got the

You ain't kiddin', I got the
Well, I don't have to worry toting a billfold no more
I'll let my wife it
I'm gonna be food stamps, you get it, Judge?
I'm be indebted
That's not funny,
of court? What do you mean