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Well, I it was back in sixty-three
When eating my got the better of me
So asked little girl I was going with to be my wife
Well, she she would, so, I said, "I do"
But I'd have said I wouldn't If I'd of just
How sayin' 'I do' would gonna screw up all of my

Well, the first few weren't all that bad
I'll never forget the good we had
'Cause I'm reminded every when I send her the child support
Well, it too long 'til the lust all died
And I'll admit I wasn't too
The day I come home and my suitcase sittin' out on the porch

Well, I tried to get in, she changed the
Then I found this note taped on the mailbox said
"Goodbye, Turkey, my will be in touch"
So, I decided right and there
I was gonna do what's right, give her share
But, brother, I didn't her share was gonna be that much

She got the gold mine, I got the
split it right down the middle
And then they give her the better
Well, it all sounds of funny
But it hurts too to laugh
She got the gold mine, I got the

Now, listen, you ain't nothin' yet
Why, they gave her the color set
Then they her the house, the kids and both of the cars
See, then start talking about child support
Alimony, and the cost of the
Didn't me long to figure out how far in the toilet I was

I'm telling you they made a mistake
'Cause it up to more than this cowboy makes
Besides, everything I ever had worth taking already took
While she's living a Queen on alimony
I'm working two shifts, balogna
Askin' myself, "Why you just learn how to cook?"

They gave her the gold mine, they give me the
say they're splittin' it all down the middle
But she got the half
Well, it all mighty funny
But it hurts too much to
She got the mine, I got the shaft

Yeah, she got the gold mine, I got the
They split it all the middle
And then they give her the better
Well, I guess, it all sounds sort of
But it hurts too to laugh
She got the gold mine, I got the

You kiddin', I got the shaft
Well, I don't have to worry about toting a billfold no
let my wife tote it
I'm gonna be carryin' food stamps, you get it,
I'm gonna be
That's not funny,
of court? What do you mean