1] Now I rock the house party at the of a hat, Yeah, I beat a biter down with an bat, A lot of people may be 'cause they hear me rock the mic, They'll be at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a to eat shrimp in, Nothing wrong with my leg just limpin'. Got arrested at the Gras for jumping on a float, My man MCA's got a beard a billy goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. I bust rhymes I write, I've been busting and rhymes all night. Like eating burgers or chicken or be picking your nose, I'm on time homie how it goes. You heard the I think you missed the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? With your bad self things, What's up with your bad breath, onion Well I'm Mike D and I'm from the dead, And I'm chillin' at the beaches down at Med. Make another record the people they want more of this, Consumers be saying they can find out David Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, put your head out. A puppet on a string I'm paid to and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lamp inside the brain hotel, I be freakin' or peakin' but I rock well. The Patty the wrench and then I bust the tango, Got rhymes than Jamaica's got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! your rump-ah! Full y'all, Full y'all, And the mic is in my mouth I turn it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never dumped because I'm the most mackinest, Never been jumped 'cause I'm the most packinest. Yeah we've got chief, knocking out teeth chief, And if you don't believe us you should question belief Keith. Like Sam the bringing Alice the meat, Like Fred Flintstone driving around bald feet, Should I have another sip? Nah, it. In the back of the ride and with the whippet, Rope a dope dookies all the neck, Whoo ha got all in check-ah! Cause I'm running the law the press and the parents. Is your name Diamond? No man, my Clarence. downtown Manhattan the village, My style is wild and you know that it is, Disco bag schlepping and you're the bump, your rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.