1] Now I rock the house party at the of a hat, Yeah, I beat a biter down an aluminum bat, A lot of people may be Jonesin' 'cause hear me rock the mic, be staring at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a to eat shrimp in, wrong with my leg just B-boy limpin'. Got arrested at the Gras for jumping on a float, My man got a beard like a billy goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. Routines I bust I write, been busting routines and rhymes all night. Like eating burgers or or you'll be picking your nose, I'm on time that's how it goes. You heard the I think you missed the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? With your bad self running things, up with your bad breath, onion rings? Well I'm Mike D and I'm from the dead, And I'm at the beaches down at Club Med. Make another record 'cause the people they more of this, Consumers be saying they can find out David Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, he'll put head out. A puppet on a I'm paid to sing and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava lamp inside the hotel, I might be or peakin' but I rock well. The Patty the wrench and then I bust the tango, Got more rhymes Jamaica's got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! your rump-ah! Full y'all, Clout y'all, And when the mic is in my mouth I it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never been because I'm the most mackinest, Never been jumped 'cause I'm known the packinest. Yeah we've got chief, knocking out teeth chief, And if you don't us you should question your belief Keith. Like Sam the bringing Alice the meat, Like Fred Flintstone around with bald feet, Should I have another sip? Nah, it. In the back of the ride and with the whippet, Rope a dope dookies all the neck, Whoo ha got all in check-ah! Cause I'm running the law the press and the parents. Is your name Michael No man, my Clarence. From Manhattan the village, My style is wild and you know that it is, Disco bag schlepping and you're the bump, your rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.