1] Now I rock the party at the drop of a hat, Yeah, I beat a biter with an aluminum bat, A lot of people may be Jonesin' 'cause they me rock the mic, be staring at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a to eat shrimp in, Nothing wrong with my leg just limpin'. Got arrested at the Gras for jumping on a float, My man got a beard like a billy goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. I bust rhymes I write, I've busting routines and rhymes all night. Like eating burgers or chicken or you'll be your nose, I'm on time homie how it goes. You heard the style I think you the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? your bad self running things, What's up with your bad breath, rings? I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead, And I'm chillin' at the down at Club Med. another record 'cause the people they want more of this, Consumers they be saying they can out David Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. DJ's, he'll put your head out. A puppet on a I'm paid to sing and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava lamp inside the hotel, I might be or peakin' but I rock well. The Patty Duke the wrench and I bust the tango, Got rhymes than Jamaica's got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! your rump-ah! Full y'all, Clout y'all, And the mic is in my mouth I turn it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never dumped because I'm the most mackinest, Never been jumped I'm known the most packinest. Yeah we've got chief, We're knocking out chief, And if you believe us you should question your belief Keith. Like Sam the butcher Alice the meat, Fred Flintstone driving around with bald feet, Should I another sip? Nah, skip it. In the back of the and bust with the whippet, Rope a dope dookies all the neck, ha got them all in check-ah! Cause I'm from the law the press and the parents. Is your name Diamond? No man, my Clarence. downtown Manhattan the village, My is wild and you know that it still is, Disco bag and you're doing the bump, your rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.