1] Now I rock the house at the drop of a hat, Yeah, I a biter down with an aluminum bat, A lot of people may be Jonesin' 'cause they me rock the mic, They'll be at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a boat to eat in, wrong with my leg just B-boy limpin'. Got arrested at the Mardi for jumping on a float, My man got a beard like a billy goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. Routines I bust I write, I've busting routines and rhymes all night. Like eating burgers or or you'll be picking your nose, I'm on time homie how it goes. You heard the style I think you the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? With bad self running things, up with your bad breath, onion rings? Well I'm D and I'm back from the dead, And I'm at the beaches down at Club Med. Make another record 'cause the people they want of this, Consumers they be saying can find out David Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, he'll put head out. A puppet on a string I'm to sing and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lamp inside the brain hotel, I might be or peakin' but I rock well. The Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango, Got more rhymes than got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! your rump-ah! Full y'all, Clout y'all, And when the mic is in my mouth I it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never been dumped I'm the most mackinest, Never been jumped 'cause I'm known the packinest. Yeah we've got chief, knocking out teeth chief, And if you don't believe us you should question your Keith. Like Sam the butcher bringing the meat, Like Fred Flintstone around with bald feet, Should I have sip? Nah, skip it. In the back of the ride and bust the whippet, Rope a dope all around the neck, Whoo ha got all in check-ah! Cause I'm running the law the press and the parents. Is name Michael Diamond? No man, my Clarence. From downtown the village, My style is wild and you that it still is, Disco bag schlepping and doing the bump, your rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.