1] Now I the house party at the drop of a hat, Yeah, I beat a down with an aluminum bat, A lot of people may be Jonesin' 'cause they me rock the mic, be staring at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a boat to eat in, Nothing wrong with my leg just limpin'. Got arrested at the Mardi for jumping on a float, My man got a beard like a billy goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. I bust rhymes I write, I've busting routines and rhymes all night. Like eating burgers or or you'll be picking your nose, I'm on time that's how it goes. You heard the style I you missed the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? With your bad self things, What's up your bad breath, onion rings? Well I'm Mike D and I'm from the dead, And I'm chillin' at the beaches down at Med. Make another 'cause the people they want more of this, Consumers be saying they can find out David Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, he'll put head out. A puppet on a string I'm paid to and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava lamp inside the hotel, I might be freakin' or peakin' but I well. The Patty Duke the wrench and I bust the tango, Got rhymes than Jamaica's got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! your rump-ah! Full y'all, Full y'all, And when the mic is in my I turn it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never been dumped because I'm the mackinest, Never been 'cause I'm known the most packinest. we've got beef chief, We're knocking out chief, And if you don't believe us you should question belief Keith. Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat, Like Fred Flintstone driving with bald feet, Should I have another Nah, skip it. In the back of the and bust with the whippet, Rope a dookies all around the neck, ha got them all in check-ah! Cause I'm from the law the press and the parents. Is your name Michael No man, my Clarence. From downtown the village, My style is wild and you know it still is, Disco bag schlepping and you're the bump, your rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.