1] Now I rock the house party at the of a hat, Yeah, I a biter down with an aluminum bat, A lot of people may be Jonesin' 'cause hear me rock the mic, be staring at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a boat to eat in, Nothing wrong with my leg B-boy limpin'. Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for on a float, My man MCA's got a like a billy goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. Routines I rhymes I write, I've busting routines and rhymes all night. Like eating or chicken or you'll be picking your nose, I'm on homie that's how it goes. You heard the style I you missed the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? With bad self running things, What's up your bad breath, onion rings? Well I'm Mike D and I'm from the dead, And I'm chillin' at the down at Club Med. Make another record 'cause the people want more of this, Consumers they be saying they can find out Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, he'll put head out. A puppet on a I'm paid to sing and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava inside the brain hotel, I might be or peakin' but I rock well. The Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango, Got more rhymes Jamaica's got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! Shake rump-ah! Full y'all, Clout y'all, And when the mic is in my mouth I it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never dumped because I'm the most mackinest, Never been jumped 'cause I'm known the packinest. we've got beef chief, We're knocking out chief, And if you believe us you should question your belief Keith. Like Sam the butcher bringing the meat, Like Fred Flintstone driving around with feet, I have another sip? Nah, skip it. In the back of the ride and with the whippet, Rope a dope dookies all the neck, ha got them all in check-ah! Cause I'm from the law the press and the parents. Is name Michael Diamond? No man, my Clarence. From downtown the village, My style is and you know that it still is, Disco bag schlepping and doing the bump, your rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.