1] Now I rock the party at the drop of a hat, Yeah, I beat a biter down with an bat, A lot of people may be 'cause they hear me rock the mic, They'll be at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a boat to eat in, Nothing wrong with my leg just limpin'. Got arrested at the Gras for jumping on a float, My man MCA's got a like a billy goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. I bust rhymes I write, I've been busting and rhymes all night. Like eating burgers or chicken or you'll be your nose, I'm on time that's how it goes. You the style I think you missed the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? your bad self running things, What's up with bad breath, onion rings? I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead, And I'm chillin' at the down at Club Med. Make another record 'cause the people want more of this, Consumers they be saying can find out David Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, put your head out. A puppet on a string I'm to sing and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lamp inside the brain hotel, I might be freakin' or peakin' but I well. The Patty the wrench and then I bust the tango, Got more rhymes than got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! Shake rump-ah! Full y'all, Clout y'all, And when the mic is in my I turn it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never been dumped because I'm the mackinest, Never been jumped 'cause I'm the most packinest. we've got beef chief, We're knocking out chief, And if you don't believe us you should your belief Keith. Like Sam the butcher Alice the meat, Like Fred Flintstone driving around bald feet, Should I another sip? Nah, skip it. In the back of the ride and bust the whippet, a dope dookies all around the neck, Whoo ha got all in check-ah! I'm running from the law the press and the parents. Is name Michael Diamond? No man, my Clarence. From Manhattan the village, My is wild and you know that it still is, Disco bag schlepping and you're the bump, Shake rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.