1] Now I rock the party at the drop of a hat, Yeah, I beat a biter down with an bat, A lot of people may be Jonesin' 'cause they hear me the mic, They'll be at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a to eat shrimp in, Nothing wrong with my leg B-boy limpin'. Got arrested at the Gras for jumping on a float, My man got a beard like a billy goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. I bust rhymes I write, I've busting routines and rhymes all night. Like eating burgers or chicken or you'll be picking nose, I'm on time homie how it goes. You heard the I think you missed the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? With your bad self running things, up with your bad breath, onion rings? Well I'm Mike D and I'm back the dead, And I'm chillin' at the beaches down at Med. Make another record 'cause the people want more of this, Consumers they be saying they can find out Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, he'll put your out. A on a string I'm paid to sing and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava inside the brain hotel, I might be or peakin' but I rock well. The Patty Duke the and then I bust the tango, Got more than Jamaica's got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! your rump-ah! Clout y'all, Full y'all, And the mic is in my mouth I turn it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never been dumped I'm the most mackinest, Never jumped 'cause I'm known the most packinest. Yeah we've got chief, knocking out teeth chief, And if you don't believe us you should question your Keith. Like Sam the butcher Alice the meat, Like Fred Flintstone driving with bald feet, Should I another sip? Nah, skip it. In the back of the ride and with the whippet, Rope a dookies all around the neck, ha got them all in check-ah! Cause I'm from the law the press and the parents. Is name Michael Diamond? No man, my Clarence. From downtown the village, My style is and you know that it still is, Disco bag and you're doing the bump, Shake rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.