1] Now I rock the house at the drop of a hat, Yeah, I a biter down with an aluminum bat, A lot of people may be Jonesin' 'cause they me rock the mic, They'll be at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a boat to eat in, Nothing wrong my leg just B-boy limpin'. Got arrested at the Mardi for jumping on a float, My man got a beard like a billy goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. I bust rhymes I write, I've busting routines and rhymes all night. Like eating burgers or chicken or you'll be your nose, I'm on time homie how it goes. You heard the I think you missed the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? With your bad running things, What's up with your bad breath, rings? I'm Mike D and I'm back from the dead, And I'm chillin' at the down at Club Med. Make another record 'cause the people they want of this, Consumers they be saying can find out David Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, put your head out. A puppet on a string I'm to sing and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava lamp the brain hotel, I might be freakin' or peakin' but I well. The Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango, Got more rhymes than got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! your rump-ah! Full y'all, Full y'all, And when the mic is in my mouth I it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never dumped because I'm the most mackinest, Never been jumped 'cause I'm the most packinest. Yeah we've got chief, We're knocking out chief, And if you believe us you should question your belief Keith. Like Sam the butcher bringing the meat, Like Fred Flintstone driving around with feet, Should I another sip? Nah, skip it. In the of the ride and bust with the whippet, Rope a dope all around the neck, Whoo ha got all in check-ah! Cause I'm from the law the press and the parents. Is your Michael Diamond? No man, my Clarence. From Manhattan the village, My style is wild and you know it still is, Disco bag and you're doing the bump, Shake rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.