1] Now I rock the house at the drop of a hat, Yeah, I a biter down with an aluminum bat, A lot of people may be Jonesin' they hear me rock the mic, They'll be at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a to eat shrimp in, Nothing wrong with my leg B-boy limpin'. Got arrested at the Gras for jumping on a float, My man MCA's got a beard like a goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. Routines I rhymes I write, I've been routines and rhymes all night. Like eating burgers or or you'll be picking your nose, I'm on time that's how it goes. You heard the style I think you the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? With your bad self things, What's up your bad breath, onion rings? Well I'm Mike D and I'm back the dead, And I'm chillin' at the beaches down at Med. Make another record 'cause the they want more of this, Consumers they be saying they can find out Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, put your head out. A on a string I'm paid to sing and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava lamp inside the hotel, I might be or peakin' but I rock well. The Patty Duke the and then I bust the tango, Got more rhymes than got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! your rump-ah! Full y'all, Clout y'all, And when the mic is in my I turn it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never dumped because I'm the most mackinest, Never been jumped 'cause I'm the most packinest. Yeah we've got chief, knocking out teeth chief, And if you don't believe us you question your belief Keith. Like Sam the butcher bringing the meat, Like Fred driving around with bald feet, Should I have sip? Nah, skip it. In the back of the ride and bust the whippet, Rope a dope dookies all the neck, Whoo ha got all in check-ah! Cause I'm running from the law the and the parents. Is your name Diamond? No man, my Clarence. From downtown the village, My style is and you know that it still is, bag schlepping and you're doing the bump, Shake rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.