1] Now I rock the house party at the of a hat, Yeah, I beat a down with an aluminum bat, A lot of people may be Jonesin' 'cause they me rock the mic, They'll be at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a boat to eat in, Nothing wrong my leg just B-boy limpin'. Got arrested at the Gras for jumping on a float, My man got a beard like a billy goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. I bust rhymes I write, I've been busting and rhymes all night. Like eating burgers or chicken or you'll be your nose, I'm on time homie how it goes. You heard the style I think you the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? With bad self running things, What's up with your bad breath, rings? Well I'm Mike D and I'm from the dead, And I'm chillin' at the beaches at Club Med. Make another record 'cause the people want more of this, Consumers they be they can find out David Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. DJ's, he'll put your head out. A puppet on a string I'm to sing and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava inside the brain hotel, I might be freakin' or but I rock well. The Patty Duke the wrench and then I the tango, Got more rhymes than got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! your rump-ah! Full y'all, Full y'all, And when the mic is in my mouth I it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never been dumped because I'm the mackinest, been jumped 'cause I'm known the most packinest. Yeah got beef chief, knocking out teeth chief, And if you believe us you should question your belief Keith. Like Sam the butcher bringing the meat, Like Fred Flintstone around with bald feet, Should I have sip? Nah, skip it. In the back of the and bust with the whippet, Rope a dope all around the neck, ha got them all in check-ah! Cause I'm from the law the press and the parents. Is your Michael Diamond? No man, my Clarence. From Manhattan the village, My style is wild and you know that it is, Disco bag schlepping and doing the bump, Shake rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.