1] Now I rock the party at the drop of a hat, Yeah, I beat a biter down with an bat, A lot of people may be Jonesin' 'cause they me rock the mic, be staring at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a boat to eat in, Nothing with my leg just B-boy limpin'. Got arrested at the Mardi for jumping on a float, My man MCA's got a like a billy goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. Routines I bust I write, I've been routines and rhymes all night. Like eating or chicken or you'll be picking your nose, I'm on time homie how it goes. You heard the style I you missed the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? With your bad self things, up with your bad breath, onion rings? Well I'm D and I'm back from the dead, And I'm chillin' at the beaches at Club Med. Make another record 'cause the people they want of this, Consumers they be saying they can find out Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, he'll put your out. A on a string I'm paid to sing and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava inside the brain hotel, I might be freakin' or peakin' but I well. The Patty Duke the and then I bust the tango, Got rhymes than Jamaica's got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! Shake rump-ah! Full y'all, Full y'all, And the mic is in my mouth I turn it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never dumped because I'm the most mackinest, Never been jumped I'm known the most packinest. Yeah got beef chief, We're knocking out chief, And if you don't us you should question your belief Keith. Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat, Like Flintstone driving around with bald feet, I have another sip? Nah, skip it. In the back of the and bust with the whippet, Rope a dookies all around the neck, Whoo ha got all in check-ah! Cause I'm running from the law the and the parents. Is your Michael Diamond? No man, my Clarence. From Manhattan the village, My is wild and you know that it still is, bag schlepping and you're doing the bump, Shake rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.