1] Now I rock the house at the drop of a hat, Yeah, I beat a down with an aluminum bat, A lot of people may be Jonesin' 'cause they me rock the mic, be staring at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a to eat shrimp in, Nothing with my leg just B-boy limpin'. Got arrested at the Mardi Gras for on a float, My man got a beard like a billy goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. Routines I bust I write, been busting routines and rhymes all night. Like burgers or chicken or you'll be picking your nose, I'm on homie that's how it goes. You heard the style I you missed the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? With bad self running things, What's up with bad breath, onion rings? Well I'm Mike D and I'm from the dead, And I'm chillin' at the down at Club Med. Make record 'cause the people they want more of this, Consumers they be saying they can out David Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, put your head out. A puppet on a I'm paid to sing and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava lamp inside the hotel, I might be freakin' or peakin' but I well. The Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango, Got rhymes than Jamaica's got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! Shake rump-ah! Full y'all, Clout y'all, And the mic is in my mouth I turn it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never been dumped because I'm the mackinest, Never been 'cause I'm known the most packinest. Yeah got beef chief, We're knocking out chief, And if you don't believe us you question your belief Keith. Sam the butcher bringing Alice the meat, Like Fred Flintstone driving with bald feet, Should I another sip? Nah, skip it. In the back of the and bust with the whippet, a dope dookies all around the neck, Whoo ha got all in check-ah! Cause I'm running from the law the and the parents. Is your name Michael No man, my Clarence. downtown Manhattan the village, My is wild and you know that it still is, Disco bag and you're doing the bump, your rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.