1] Now I rock the house party at the of a hat, Yeah, I beat a biter down with an bat, A lot of people may be Jonesin' 'cause they me rock the mic, They'll be at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a to eat shrimp in, wrong with my leg just B-boy limpin'. Got arrested at the Mardi for jumping on a float, My man got a beard like a billy goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. Routines I rhymes I write, I've been busting and rhymes all night. Like eating burgers or chicken or be picking your nose, I'm on time that's how it goes. You heard the style I you missed the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? Yeah? With bad self running things, up with your bad breath, onion rings? Well I'm Mike D and I'm back the dead, And I'm chillin' at the down at Club Med. Make another record 'cause the people want more of this, Consumers they be saying they can out David Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, he'll put your out. A puppet on a string I'm paid to and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava lamp inside the hotel, I might be freakin' or peakin' but I well. The Patty the wrench and then I bust the tango, Got rhymes than Jamaica's got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! Shake rump-ah! Full y'all, Full y'all, And when the mic is in my mouth I it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never been dumped I'm the most mackinest, Never been jumped 'cause I'm known the packinest. Yeah we've got chief, We're out teeth chief, And if you believe us you should question your belief Keith. Like Sam the butcher bringing the meat, Like Fred Flintstone driving with bald feet, Should I have another sip? Nah, it. In the back of the ride and bust the whippet, Rope a dope dookies all the neck, Whoo ha got all in check-ah! Cause I'm from the law the press and the parents. Is your name Michael No man, my Clarence. downtown Manhattan the village, My style is wild and you know it still is, Disco bag schlepping and you're the bump, Shake rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.