1] Now I the house party at the drop of a hat, Yeah, I a biter down with an aluminum bat, A lot of people may be 'cause they hear me rock the mic, be staring at the radio, up all night. Like a I'm pimpin', Got a boat to eat in, Nothing with my leg just B-boy limpin'. Got arrested at the Gras for jumping on a float, My man got a beard like a billy goat. "Oowah-oowah" is my call, MCA hu-huh, get y'all. Routines I bust I write, been busting routines and rhymes all night. Like eating burgers or chicken or you'll be your nose, I'm on homie that's how it goes. You the style I think you missed the point, the joint. 2] Mike D? With your bad self running things, What's up with your bad breath, rings? Well I'm Mike D and I'm back the dead, And I'm chillin' at the beaches down at Med. Make record 'cause the people they want more of this, they be saying they can find out David Horovitz. Hurricane, you got clout. Other DJ's, he'll put head out. A on a string I'm paid to sing and rhyme, I do my I'm, In the lava lamp the brain hotel, I might be freakin' or but I rock well. The Duke the wrench and then I bust the tango, Got more than Jamaica's got Mangos. I got the peg leg at the end of a stump-ah! your rump-ah! Full y'all, Full y'all, And when the mic is in my I turn it out y'all, A Clout. 3] Never been dumped because I'm the mackinest, Never jumped 'cause I'm known the most packinest. Yeah got beef chief, We're out teeth chief, And if you don't believe us you question your belief Keith. Like Sam the butcher bringing the meat, Fred Flintstone driving around with bald feet, Should I another sip? Nah, skip it. In the of the ride and bust with the whippet, Rope a dookies all around the neck, ha got them all in check-ah! Cause I'm running from the law the and the parents. Is your name Michael No man, my Clarence. downtown Manhattan the village, My style is wild and you that it still is, Disco bag schlepping and you're the bump, your rump-ah! Ahhhh, oohhhhhh, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping, bag schlepping.