I'm liable to start a violent spark with a silent I disgust you like dialogue from The Shop to The Frog Night club, shit, I was taught if CD's on fire You had to put it out like Highland Park, no fire department So you might not hear at all But don't be alarmed if I off Something just right with me, dawg A martyr on a private charter, whose life be harder? Widely highly, bite me, sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded But tonight I'm starting shit, I'm self righteous I might just hop in a mosh pit on Mike Tyson and Pac shit to box with anybody, disorderly conduct I'll fuck around and a key and pick a fight with a locksmith Fan of the LOX, bananas, manic, I'm going in Frantic, I'm trapped in a attack cause I'm claustrophobic No, faggot, I mean I can't maneuver from 'Cause I have no for improvement I'm squashed, unpacked it and boxed it Toxic, hands are arsenic, flammable bars, examine the Bar exam, of insanity Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson Animal snarls, cannibal Shark mandibles, lambs to the Looking as Hannibal stalking Anthony Hopkins his hands in his pockets Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of But that gal has knockers I bet you they a bell when I come back and I'm conscious What happened, doc? I passed out Alcohol's me break into vacant's naked Stole a box and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun Fell asleep watching Factor and Scare Tactics Too to the StairMaster Poked a hole in the air mattress and it Woke up shortly thereafter, No underwear, grasping a Bayer and dropped it Air Max in my closet, Nikes made out of ostrich And the stitching is a cross mixing Of a rhinoceros, skin, giraffe and a dolphin Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, drop Swatch watches and sneakers matches with the But like being overstaffed at a boxing gym With all trainers, but I don't have any boxers And I'm standing here naked, hangover, wasted Like paper you write raps on, Yo, why does it sound like I'm grabbing my nostrils? Fuck that, I'll 'em all, I'll battle a mall I'll there and yell that at a wall Until the doll scatter and the inanimate objects That I'm all shatter and fall 'Cause I hear the track and I'm starting to get fucking spark plug, I'm like the car with the cables hooked to my fucking back, I'm a Duracell But I sure as hell got it backwards cause could get jumped And I'd catch the charge, but I got a hunch like back when it's arching When I start attacking squadron You'll feel like when I'm charging So a swipe at me, I'm coming straight at you Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers So get the sack of That's nutbag that I'm talking, who am I You are all gonna do my bidding Don't get dragged to the Marcus, bags of Vuitton and all I'll push a bitch into oncoming traffic, just watch Stretched, tinted, sedan my ass See how mad you act when I you off at Saks Fifth Ave In a fucking cab to go shopping guy next door is laughable My next whore's gonna mechanical arms jack me off with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor No hence I guess this sick prick dies hard I got a Magic It's like a Wand allows me to not let a blonde arouse me If Ronda was on the couch with the condoms out a thousand Magnums at once to pounce me I'll in response to how she dances and flaunts it around me Her flat little badonkadonk is around And all I see is Paulie now, she's slaughterhouse in a blouse And Madonna with mud on her, God dammit I am I slap Ronstadt with a lobster, throw her off a balcony Just so happens she's fond of 'Cause now she's on the concrete Complete lack of Half you assholes ain't enough to pick up a spirit Shit, you fags couldn't shoplift at a shop But I let the track lift 'em up, the energy Klepto, I'm to rip shop up, but my thing is this now Five-finger Been rapping so long I've been killing this shit, it's Kidnapping mom cause I'm still in this bitch, thievery for JonBenét Ramsey, Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit ("Em") Paul was that if I went back to the blonde I relapse, get on some bullshit Perhaps I'll launch some cracker taunts at Bronson Macklemore, Mac Miller and Roth And have back and forths And record a wack response to Kendrick "Control" verse And perform "Fack" in
Yo, I put that shit on a greatest album Now that was It takes some balls to do some shit like that Sometimes I have to why people are like (I'll around) And put up my crap so long for What's the attraction, Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking, quadruple entendre Or the pointy nose pointing at you, mama? Who at this point, it's always poking so meh Still get along this voice cause that's the monster So do-si-do with a sociopath, everyone who knows me that they don't know is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh She the way I lie Sits on my face and waits for my nose to liar, oh, why am I such an asshole That my disguise is pants, but they on So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the off Sabotage Christmas, in your stocking I'm wrapping up all the In fucking so you can't even find 'em Jack Santa Claus, Rudolph's antlers off Wrap his in gauze bandage and blind him Blowing the head gasket at Bed, and Beyond Put the basket while the bath salt packets are gone, I you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier But classic acid rap is the genre Got Slash on guitar, splashing Bizarre, and Aerosmith And I'm a spectacular archer, feed count Chocula Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Bandwagoners, I'm kicking the damn off and I'm strangling 'em Smack Kim on a ass