I'm liable to start a violent spark a silent thought I disgust you like dialogue The Shop to The Wired Frog Night club, shit, I was taught if your CD's on You had to put it out yourself Highland Park, no fire department So you not hear sirens at all But be alarmed if I sound off just ain't right with me, dawg A martyr on a private charter, whose life could be Widely highly, bite me, sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded But tonight I'm starting shit, I'm feeling self I might just hop in a mosh pit on some Mike and Pac shit Looking to box anybody, disorderly conduct I'll fuck around and a key and pick a fight with a locksmith Fan of the LOX, bananas, manic, I'm in shock Frantic, I'm trapped in a attack cause I'm claustrophobic No, faggot, I mean I can't maneuver from I have no room for improvement I'm squashed, unpacked it and boxed it Toxic, hands are arsenic, flammable bars, examine the Bar exam, start of Charles slash Manson and Bronson Animal snarls, cannibal mandibles, lambs to the slaughter Looking scamp as Hannibal Anthony Hopkins his hands in his pockets Black out, Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka But that gal has some I bet you they ring a when I come back and I'm conscious What happened, doc? I passed out Alcohol's making me break into naked Stole a Magnum box and bag Cirocs in back of a Fell watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics Too to the StairMaster Poked a hole in the air mattress and it Woke up thereafter, hungover No underwear, grasping a Bayer Aspirin and it Air Max in my closet, preposterous Nikes made out of And the cross is a cross mixing Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, giraffe and a Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, crotches Swatch watches and sneakers matches the Parkers But it's like being at a boxing gym With all these trainers, but I have any boxers And I'm standing naked, hangover, still wasted Like paper you write on, obnoxious Yo, why does it always sound like I'm grabbing my Fuck that, I'll battle 'em all, battle a mall I'll there and yell that at a wall Until the mannequin doll scatter and the objects That I'm battering all shatter and 'Cause I hear the and I'm starting to get fucking amped I'mma spark plug, I'm the car with the cables hooked to my fucking back, I'm a Duracell But I sure as hell got it backwards y'all could get jumped And I'd the battery charge, but I got a hunch like back when it's arching When I start your squadron You'll feel like MasterCard I'm charging So take a swipe at me, I'm straight at you Like Clay Matthews from the Bay Packers So get the sack of nutbag that I'm talking, who am I kidding? You are all gonna do my bidding Don't get to the auction Marcus, bags of Vuitton and all I'll push a into oncoming traffic, just watch this Stretched, tinted, sedan my ass See how mad you act when I drop you off at Saks Ave In a fucking cab to go shopping guy next door is laughable My next whore's have mechanical arms That'll jack me off with a lotion dispenser with a motion No emotion hence I guess this sick prick hard I got a Magic It's a Magic Wand allows me to not let a blonde arouse me If Rousey was on the couch with the condoms out Holding a thousand Magnums at once to me I'll laugh in response to how she and flaunts it around me Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing And all I see is Paulie Malign now, slaughterhouse in a blouse And Madonna mud on her, God dammit I am misogynist I slap Linda Ronstadt a lobster, throw her off a balcony so happens she's fond of algae 'Cause now faceplants on the concrete lack of responsibility Half you assholes strong enough to pick up a spirit Shit, you fags couldn't shoplift at a thrift But I let the track lift 'em up, boost the Klepto, I'm back to rip up, but my thing is this now discount Been rapping so long I've been killing this shit, it's Kidnapping your mom cause I'm still in bitch, thievery Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey, Chandra Levy, and Condit ("Em") Paul was scared that if I went to the blonde I might relapse, get on some Perhaps I'll launch some cracker at Action Bronson Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher And some back and forths And record a wack response to Kendrick "Control" verse And perform "Fack" in
Yo, I put shit on a greatest hits album Now that was It some massive balls to do some shit like that Sometimes I have to why people are like (I'll around) And put up with my so long for the attraction, mama? Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking, actual quadruple Or the pointy nose pointing at you, mama? Who knows at this point, it's poking so meh Still get with this voice cause that's the monster So do-si-do a sociopath, everyone who knows me knows that What they know is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh She the way I lie Sits on my face and waits for my to grow Pathological liar, oh, why am I an asshole That my disguise is pants, but they on So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the off Sabotage Christmas, in your stocking I'm up all the presents In camouflage so you can't even find 'em Santa Claus, snap Rudolph's antlers off Wrap his in gauze bandage and blind him Blowing the head at Bed, Bath and Beyond Put the basket while the bath salt packets are gone, I Know you tired of me sampling Billy Squier But classic rock acid rap is the Got Slash on guitar, Bizarre, Thrasher and Aerosmith And I'm a spectacular archer, feed count Chocula Godzilla, half and Bob Dylan Bandwagoners, I'm kicking the damn stragglers off and I'm 'em Kim Basinger on a ass