I'm liable to start a violent with a silent thought I disgust you like dialogue from The Shop to The Frog Night club, shit, I was taught if CD's on fire You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park, no department So you might not hear at all But don't be alarmed if I off Something just ain't right me, dawg A martyr on a private charter, whose could be harder? regarded highly, bite me, sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded But tonight I'm starting shit, I'm feeling righteous I might hop in a mosh pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac shit Looking to box with anybody, conduct I'll around and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith Fan of the LOX, bananas, manic, I'm in shock Frantic, I'm in a closet Panic attack cause I'm No, faggot, I mean I can't maneuver movement 'Cause I no room for improvement I'm practically squashed, unpacked it and it Toxic, hands are arsenic, flammable bars, examine the Bar exam, of insanity Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson Animal snarls, cannibal Shark mandibles, to the slaughter scamp as Hannibal stalking Anthony with his hands in his pockets out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka But that gal has some I bet you they ring a bell when I come back and I'm What happened, doc? I passed out Alcohol's me break into vacant's naked Stole a Magnum box and bag in back of a Datsun Fell asleep watching Factor and Scare Tactics Too close to the Poked a in the air mattress and popped it Woke up shortly thereafter, No underwear, grasping a Bayer Aspirin and it Air Max in my closet, Nikes made out of ostrich And the cross stitching is a cross Of a rhinoceros, skin, giraffe and a dolphin Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, crotches Swatch watches and sneakers matches with the But it's like overstaffed at a boxing gym With all these trainers, but I don't any boxers And I'm standing here naked, hangover, still Like you write raps on, obnoxious Yo, why does it always sound like I'm grabbing my Fuck that, I'll battle 'em all, battle a mall I'll stand there and yell at a wall the mannequin doll scatter and the inanimate objects That I'm all shatter and fall 'Cause I hear the track and I'm starting to get amped spark plug, I'm like the car with the cables hooked to my fucking back, I'm a Duracell But I sure as hell got it backwards y'all could get jumped And I'd catch the charge, but I got a hunch your back when it's arching When I start your squadron You'll like MasterCard when I'm charging So take a at me, I'm coming straight at you Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers So get the of Wisconsin nutbag that I'm talking, who am I kidding? You faggots are all gonna do my Don't get dragged to the Neiman Marcus, bags of and all I'll push a bitch into oncoming traffic, just watch Stretched, tinted, black my ass See how mad you act when I you off at Saks Fifth Ave In a taxi cab to go shopping guy next door is laughable My next whore's gonna have arms That'll jack me off with a lotion dispenser with a motion No emotion I guess this sick prick dies hard I got a Johnson It's a Magic Wand allows me to not let a blonde arouse me If Ronda Rousey was on the couch the condoms out a thousand Magnums at once to pounce me I'll laugh in to how she dances and flaunts it around me Her flat little badonkadonk is around And all I see is Paulie Malign now, she's slaughterhouse in a And Madonna mud on her, God dammit I am misogynist I Linda Ronstadt with a lobster, throw her off a balcony Just so she's fond of algae 'Cause now she's faceplants on the lack of responsibility Half you assholes ain't enough to pick up a spirit Shit, you fags shoplift at a thrift shop But I let the track lift 'em up, the energy Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up, but my thing is now Five-finger Been rapping so long I've been killing shit, it's easy Kidnapping your mom cause I'm in this bitch, thievery for JonBenét Ramsey, Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit ("Em") Paul was scared that if I back to the blonde I might relapse, get on some Perhaps I'll some cracker taunts at Action Bronson Macklemore, Mac and Asher Roth And have some and forths And record a wack to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" verse And perform "Fack" in
Yo, I put that on a greatest hits album Now that was It takes some massive balls to do shit like that Sometimes I to ponder why people are like (I'll around) And put up my crap so long for What's the attraction, Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking, quadruple entendre Or the pointy that's pointing at you, mama? Who knows at this point, always poking so meh Still get along with this voice that's the monster So do-si-do with a sociopath, who knows me knows that What they don't is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh She the way I lie Sits on my and waits for my nose to grow Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an That my disguise is pants, but on fire So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the off Sabotage Christmas, crap in stocking I'm up all the presents In fucking so you can't even find 'em Santa Claus, snap Rudolph's antlers off Wrap his schnoz in gauze and blind him Blowing the head at Bed, Bath and Beyond Put the basket back while the bath packets are gone, I Know you really tired of me sampling Squier But classic acid rap is the genre Got Slash on guitar, splashing Bizarre, and Aerosmith And I'm a spectacular archer, feed Dracula Chocula Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Bandwagoners, I'm kicking the stragglers off and I'm strangling 'em Smack Kim on a ass