I'm liable to a violent spark with a silent thought I disgust you like from The Shop to The Wired Frog Night club, shit, I was taught if your on fire You had to put it out like Highland Park, no fire department So you might not sirens at all But don't be if I sound off Something just right with me, dawg A martyr on a private charter, whose life be harder? Widely highly, bite me, sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded But I'm starting shit, I'm feeling self righteous I might just hop in a mosh pit on Mike Tyson and Pac shit Looking to box with anybody, conduct I'll fuck around and snort a key and pick a fight a locksmith Fan of the LOX, bananas, manic, I'm in shock Frantic, I'm in a closet attack cause I'm claustrophobic No, faggot, I mean I can't maneuver from I have no room for improvement I'm practically squashed, unpacked it and it Toxic, hands are arsenic, flammable bars, the content Bar exam, start of Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson Animal snarls, jaws mandibles, lambs to the slaughter Looking scamp as stalking Hopkins with his hands in his pockets Black out, Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka But that gal has knockers I bet you they ring a bell when I come back and I'm What happened, doc? I out again Alcohol's making me break into vacant's a Magnum box and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Tactics Too to the StairMaster Poked a hole in the air and popped it Woke up shortly thereafter, No underwear, grasping a Bayer Aspirin and it Air Max in my closet, preposterous made out of ostrich And the cross stitching is a cross Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, giraffe and a Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, drop Swatch watches and sneakers matches with the But like being overstaffed at a boxing gym With all these trainers, but I don't any boxers And I'm standing here naked, hangover, still paper you write raps on, obnoxious Yo, why does it always like I'm grabbing my nostrils? that, I'll battle 'em all, I'll battle a mall I'll stand there and yell at a wall the mannequin doll scatter and the inanimate objects That I'm battering all and fall I hear the track and I'm starting to get fucking amped I'mma spark plug, I'm like the car with the cables hooked to my fucking back, I'm a But I as hell got it backwards cause y'all could get jumped And I'd the battery charge, but I got a hunch like your back it's arching When I start attacking your You'll feel like MasterCard I'm charging So take a swipe at me, I'm coming at you Like Clay Matthews from the Bay Packers So get the of Wisconsin That's nutbag I'm talking, who am I kidding? You are all gonna do my bidding Don't get to the auction Neiman Marcus, bags of and all I'll push a bitch into oncoming traffic, just this Stretched, tinted, sedan my ass See how mad you act I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave In a fucking cab to go shopping Affable guy next is laughable My next gonna have mechanical arms That'll jack me off with a lotion dispenser with a sensor No emotion I guess this sick prick dies hard I got a Johnson like a Magic Wand allows me to not let a blonde arouse me If Ronda Rousey was on the with the condoms out Holding a thousand Magnums at once to me I'll laugh in to how she dances and flaunts it around me Her flat little badonkadonk is around And all I see is Paulie Malign now, she's slaughterhouse in a And with mud on her, God dammit I am misogynist I slap Linda with a lobster, throw her off a balcony Just so happens fond of algae 'Cause now she's on the concrete Complete lack of Half you assholes strong enough to pick up a spirit Shit, you fags couldn't shoplift at a shop But I let the track 'em up, boost the energy Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up, but my thing is now discount Been rapping so long I've been this shit, it's easy Kidnapping mom cause I'm still in this bitch, thievery for JonBenét Ramsey, Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit ("Em") Paul was that if I went back to the blonde I might relapse, get on bullshit Perhaps I'll launch some cracker at Action Bronson Macklemore, Mac Miller and Roth And some back and forths And a wack response to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" verse And perform "Fack" in
Yo, I put that shit on a greatest album Now that was It takes some massive balls to do shit like that Sometimes I to ponder why people are like (I'll around) And put up my crap so long for What's the attraction, Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking, actual quadruple Or the pointy nose that's pointing at you, Who at this point, it's always poking so meh Still get along with this voice that's the monster So do-si-do a sociopath, everyone who knows me knows that they don't know is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh She the way I lie on my face and waits for my nose to grow Pathological liar, oh, why am I an asshole That my disguise is pants, but they on So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the off Christmas, crap in your stocking I'm wrapping up all the In fucking camouflage so you can't find 'em Santa Claus, snap Rudolph's antlers off Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and him Blowing the head gasket at Bed, Bath and Put the basket back the bath salt packets are gone, I Know you really tired of me sampling Billy But classic rock acid rap is the Got on guitar, splashing Bizarre, Thrasher and Aerosmith And I'm a spectacular archer, feed count Chocula Godzilla, half and Bob Dylan Bandwagoners, I'm kicking the damn off and I'm strangling 'em Smack Kim on a ass