I'm liable to start a spark with a silent thought I disgust you like from The Shop to The Wired Frog Night club, shit, I was if your CD's on fire You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park, no fire So you might not hear at all But be alarmed if I sound off Something just ain't right me, dawg A on a private charter, whose life could be harder? Widely regarded highly, bite me, sweetheart, I'm slightly But tonight I'm starting shit, I'm feeling self I might just hop in a mosh pit on Mike Tyson and Pac shit Looking to box with anybody, disorderly I'll fuck and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith Fan of the LOX, bananas, manic, I'm going in Frantic, I'm in a closet Panic cause I'm claustrophobic No, faggot, I mean I maneuver from movement 'Cause I no room for improvement I'm squashed, unpacked it and boxed it Toxic, are arsenic, flammable bars, examine the content Bar exam, of insanity Charles Hamilton slash and Bronson snarls, cannibal jaws Shark mandibles, to the slaughter Looking scamp as stalking Anthony with his hands in his pockets out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka But that gal has knockers I bet you they a bell when I come back and I'm conscious happened, doc? I passed out again Alcohol's making me into vacant's naked Stole a Magnum box and bag Cirocs in of a Datsun Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Tactics Too close to the Poked a hole in the air mattress and it Woke up thereafter, hungover No underwear, grasping a Bayer and dropped it Air Max in my closet, Nikes made out of ostrich And the cross is a cross mixing Of a rhinoceros, skin, giraffe and a dolphin Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, crotches Swatch watches and matches with the Parkers But it's like being overstaffed at a gym With all these trainers, but I don't any boxers And I'm here naked, hangover, still wasted paper you write raps on, obnoxious Yo, why does it always sound like I'm grabbing my Fuck that, battle 'em all, I'll battle a mall I'll stand there and that at a wall Until the mannequin scatter and the inanimate objects That I'm battering all shatter and 'Cause I hear the track and I'm to get fucking amped spark plug, I'm like the car with the cables hooked to my fucking back, I'm a Duracell But I sure as got it backwards cause y'all could get jumped And I'd catch the charge, but I got a like your back when it's arching I start attacking your squadron You'll feel like MasterCard when I'm So take a swipe at me, I'm straight at you Like Clay Matthews from the Bay Packers So get the sack of That's that I'm talking, who am I kidding? You faggots are all gonna do my get dragged to the auction Neiman Marcus, bags of and all I'll push a bitch into oncoming traffic, just watch Stretched, tinted, sedan my ass See how mad you act when I drop you off at Saks Ave In a fucking cab to go shopping Affable guy next door is My next whore's gonna mechanical arms That'll jack me off with a dispenser with a motion sensor No emotion I guess this sick prick dies hard I got a Magic It's like a Magic Wand allows me to not let a blonde me If Ronda Rousey was on the couch with the out Holding a thousand at once to pounce me I'll laugh in response to how she dances and it around me Her little badonkadonk is bouncing around And all I see is Malign now, she's slaughterhouse in a blouse And Madonna with mud on her, God I am misogynist I Linda Ronstadt with a lobster, throw her off a balcony Just so she's fond of algae 'Cause now she's on the concrete lack of responsibility Half you ain't strong enough to pick up a spirit Shit, you couldn't shoplift at a thrift shop But I let the lift 'em up, boost the energy Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up, but my is this now discount Been rapping so long I've been killing this shit, it's Kidnapping your mom cause I'm still in this bitch, Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey, Chandra Levy, and Condit ("Em") Paul was that if I went back to the blonde I might relapse, get on bullshit Perhaps I'll launch some taunts at Action Bronson Macklemore, Mac and Asher Roth And have some and forths And record a wack response to Lamar's "Control" verse And "Fack" in concert
Yo, I put that shit on a greatest hits Now was awesome It takes some massive balls to do some like that Sometimes I to ponder why people are like (I'll around) And put up with my so long for the attraction, mama? Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking, actual entendre Or the nose that's pointing at you, mama? Who knows at this point, it's poking so meh Still get along with this voice cause the monster So do-si-do with a sociopath, everyone who knows me that they don't know is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh She the way I lie Sits on my and waits for my nose to grow Pathological liar, oh, why am I an asshole my disguise is pants, but they on fire So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the off Sabotage Christmas, crap in your I'm wrapping up all the In fucking camouflage so you can't find 'em Jack Claus, snap Rudolph's antlers off Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and him Blowing the head gasket at Bed, and Beyond Put the basket back while the bath salt are gone, I Know you really tired of me Billy Squier But classic acid rap is the genre Got on guitar, splashing Bizarre, Thrasher and Aerosmith And I'm a spectacular archer, feed Dracula Chocula Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Bandwagoners, I'm kicking the damn stragglers off and I'm 'em Smack Kim on a ass