Luyện nghe bài hát Sex Or Weight Lifting

[Adam
Hey how ya doin'? My Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street
quiz. This show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country
with my tape recorder and I taped people having sex. I would just sit
outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would record
and these people would away on each other man they would really go at it
and I it on tape. Also I went around the country and I taped people in
weight rooms workin' out man. I just sit there with my tape recorder,
press record, and these people have themselves a workout man and I got
that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these for people on the street and see
if they know the difference between working out and people havin' sex.
Sir, what's your

Hi, how ya My name's Gregory Miner.

Sandler]:
Oh terrific. My name's Lakin.

Uh huh

[Adam
And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the and taped people
sex

Uh huh

[Adam
I also taped people workin' out in a room man. I'm gonna play one of the
two for you right now

Ok

[Adam
You You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin'

I got ya

[Adam
Alright I'm the play button...Now.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
What do you

Well that's having sex.

[Adam
No they were a Military Press

But..but they...

[Adam
No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what will
hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. move on to
else. Sir, what's your name?

Uh hi my is Ron.

[Adam
Ron, what's your name, quick.

Ron Johnson.

[Adam
Alright, that's good enough. My Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

Sandler]:
Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a for you. And you tell me if
these people are sex..

[Adam
See how he yeah? Or working out in a fitness center.

Uh huh

[Adam
I'm play...Now.

and screams}

[Adam
And what do you

Uh, was two gay men having sex.

Sandler]:
No those were two men Butterfly Curls.

Sounded two gay guys having sex.

[Adam
Well no sir, you are wrong.

Alright.

[Adam
Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, out,
building their pectorial muscles. And man hears gay sex. Which leads me to
the that this man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving
along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's name?

Uh Bartowski

[Adam
And Larry, how old are

I am 62.

[Adam
My Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

Sandler]:
Terrific. Larry, I'm play a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these
two people are having sex or out. Are you ready sir?

I I'll be able to do this.

[Adam
sir. Here we go. And play.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
Okay sir. What was that? Sex or lifting?

That was two people having sex.

Sandler]:
No were doing Leg Squats.

You're kidding me? were not having sex?

[Adam
No sir, you are way off base.

I believe it.

Sandler]:
Alright I'll play it back for you sir. And if you get it right this time,
you will...be the one who did. Okay so...play.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
Okay, your second chance. What do you think?

Those were definitely having sex.

[Adam
No wrong again, sir. Thanks for the game.

You're me. They, they...

[Adam
Alright sir, I'm moving on, I it.

They were sex.

Sandler]:
Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. we learned a lot about men today.
Let's on to women. How are you?

Okay.

[Adam
My name's Lakin.

Hi.

[Adam
Hi. What's name?

Uh Sanders.

Sandler]:
Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do right now is something, not play, but
record.

Oh okay.

[Adam
I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something.
I'm play it back to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if these to
people are having sex or out in a gym.

Okay.

[Adam
Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to what's
on.

You're my pants.

[Adam
Yeah right. Keep your eyes closed I'm recording something.

Oh feels good.

[Adam
Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm
in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna it here we go

uh! shoot it all me!

[Adam
Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind one. Alright now I'm
gonna play it back for you. Are these having sex or are they in a weight
room. we go.

[Adam
Now do you think?

That was you sex with me.

[Adam
That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next this is
Barry sayin all the world is schlach.