[Adam Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm with the man on the street quiz. This show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country my tape recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would record and these people would wail away on each other man would really go at it and I captured it on tape. Also I around the country and I taped people in weight workin' out man. I would just sit there with my tape recorder, press record, and these would have themselves a workout man and I got that on tape. Now I'm play these tapes for people on the street and see if they know the between people working out and people havin' sex. Sir, your name?
Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Miner.
Sandler]: Oh terrific. My Barry Lakin.
Uh huh
[Adam And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the and taped people sex
Uh huh
[Adam I also taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna one of the two for you right now
Ok
[Adam You dig? You tell me which of the two they're okay? Workin' out or havin'
I got ya
Sandler]: Alright I'm the play button...Now.
{Moans and
[Adam do you think?
Well that's people sex.
[Adam No they were doing a Military
But..but they...
[Adam No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people hear. When the ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to else. Sir, what's your name?
Uh hi my is Ron.
[Adam Ron, what's your name, quick.
Ron Johnson.
[Adam Alright, that's good enough. My Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
Sandler]: Terrific. What I'm do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if these people are sex..
[Adam See how he yeah? Or working out in a fitness center.
Uh huh
[Adam I'm play...Now.
{Moans and
Sandler]: And what do you
Uh, was two gay men having sex.
[Adam No were two men doing Butterfly Curls.
Sounded two gay guys having sex.
Sandler]: Well no sir, you are wrong.
Alright.
[Adam Thanks for by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out, building their pectorial muscles. And this man gay sex. Which leads me to the conclusion that this man is gay himself or not straight. Moving along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your
Uh Larry
Sandler]: And Larry, how old are
I am 62.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
[Adam Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you to tell me if these two people are having sex or out. Are you ready sir?
I I'll be able to do this.
Sandler]: Alright sir. we go. And play.
and screams}
[Adam Okay sir. What was Sex or weight lifting?
That was definitely two people sex.
Sandler]: No they were Leg Squats.
You're me? They were not having sex?
[Adam No sir, you are way off base.
I believe it.
[Adam Alright I'll it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time, you will...be the one who did. Okay so...play.
and screams}
[Adam Okay, here's your second chance. What do you
Those were definitely having sex.
Sandler]: No wrong again, sir. Thanks for the game.
You're me. They, they...
[Adam sir, I'm moving on, I appreciate it.
They having sex.
Sandler]: Alright that's in head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today. Let's move on to women. How are
Okay.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Hi.
[Adam Hi. your name?
Uh Sanders.
[Adam Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do right now is something, not play, but record.
Oh okay.
[Adam I'm gonna ask you to close eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna to tell me if these to people are having sex or out in a gym.
Okay.
[Adam Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to going on.
You're my pants.
[Adam Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes closed I'm something.
Oh feels good.
[Adam Mm-hmm, yeah it feels here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm blow it here we go
uh! it all over me!
Sandler]: Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. now I'm gonna play it back for you. Are these people sex or are they in a weight room. we go.
[Adam Now what do you
That was you having sex me.
Sandler]: That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until time this is Lakin sayin all the world is schlach.