[Adam Hey how ya doin'? My name's Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street quiz. weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country with my tape recorder and I taped different having sex. I would just sit outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would record and these would wail away on each other man they would really go at it and I captured it on tape. Also I went around the and I taped people in weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit with my tape recorder, press record, and these people would have themselves a man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna these tapes for people on the street and see if they know the difference between people working out and havin' sex. Sir, what's your
Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Miner.
[Adam Oh terrific. My Barry Lakin.
Uh huh
Sandler]: And let me tell you what I did man. I around the country and taped people sex
Uh huh
[Adam I also taped people workin' out in a weight man. I'm gonna play one of the two tapes for you now
Ok
[Adam You dig? You tell me which of the two they're okay? Workin' out or havin'
I got ya
[Adam Alright I'm pressing the button...Now.
{Moans and
Sandler]: What do you
Well people having sex.
Sandler]: No they were a Military Press
But..but they...
[Adam No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing people will hear. When the human ear to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to someone else. Sir, what's your
Uh hi my is Ron.
[Adam Ron, your last name, quick.
Ron Johnson.
[Adam Alright, that's enough. My name's Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
[Adam Terrific. What I'm do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if people are havin' sex..
[Adam See how he says yeah? Or out in a fitness center.
Uh huh
[Adam I'm play...Now.
and screams}
[Adam And what do you
Uh, that was two gay men sex.
Sandler]: No those were two men doing Curls.
Sounded two gay guys having sex.
[Adam no sir, you are dead wrong.
Alright.
[Adam Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, out, building their pectorial muscles. And man hears gay sex. Which leads me to the conclusion this man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving along. And gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your name?
Uh Larry
[Adam And Larry, how old are
I am 62.
[Adam My name's Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
[Adam Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these two people are having sex or out. Are you ready sir?
I I'll be able to do this.
Sandler]: Alright sir. we go. And play.
{Moans and
Sandler]: Okay sir. was that? Sex or weight lifting?
That was definitely two having sex.
[Adam No they doing Leg Squats.
You're kidding me? They not having sex?
[Adam No sir, you are way off base.
I don't it.
Sandler]: Alright I'll it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time, you will...be the only one who did. so...play.
and screams}
[Adam Okay, here's your second chance. do you think?
Those people were definitely sex.
[Adam No again, sir. Thanks for playing the game.
You're me. They, they...
[Adam Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.
They having sex.
Sandler]: Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we a lot about men today. Let's on to women. How are you?
Okay.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Hi.
[Adam Hi. What's name?
Uh Sanders.
[Adam Jessica. What I'm gonna do right now is record something, not play, but record.
Oh okay.
[Adam I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm record something. Then I'm gonna play it to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if these to people are sex or working out in a gym.
Okay.
[Adam Okay, close your eyes. I'm record now. Pay no attention to what's going on.
You're my pants.
Sandler]: Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes I'm recording something.
Oh feels good.
Sandler]: Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm blow it here we go
uh! it all over me!
[Adam Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me that one. Alright now I'm gonna play it back for you. Are these having sex or are they in a weight room. we go.
[Adam Now what do you
That was you sex with me.
Sandler]: That's right and thanks for by. Okay. Well, until next time this is Barry Lakin all the world is schlach.