Luyện nghe bài hát Sex Or Weight Lifting

[Adam
Hey how ya doin'? My name's Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street
quiz. This weeks's is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country
with my tape recorder and I taped people having sex. I would just sit
outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would record
and these people would wail away on each other man they really go at it
and I it on tape. Also I went around the country and I taped people in
weight rooms workin' out man. I would sit there with my tape recorder,
press record, and these people would have themselves a man and I got
that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for on the street and see
if they know the between people working out and people havin' sex.
Sir, your name?

Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Miner.

[Adam
Oh terrific. My name's Lakin.

Uh huh

[Adam
And let me you what I did man. I went around the country and taped people
sex

Uh huh

[Adam
I also taped workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the
two tapes for you now

Ok

[Adam
You dig? You tell me of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin'

I got ya

[Adam
Alright I'm pressing the button...Now.

{Moans and

[Adam
do you think?

Well people having sex.

Sandler]:
No they doing a Military Press

But..but they...

Sandler]:
No you're wrong. you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people will
hear. the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to
else. Sir, what's your name?

Uh hi my is Ron.

Sandler]:
Ron, what's last name, quick.

Ron Johnson.

[Adam
Alright, that's good enough. My name's Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

[Adam
Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a for you. And you tell me if
these people are sex..

[Adam
See how he yeah? Or working out in a fitness center.

Uh huh

[Adam
I'm play...Now.

and screams}

[Adam
And do you think?

Uh, was two gay men having sex.

[Adam
No those were two men doing Curls.

Sounded two gay guys having sex.

Sandler]:
Well no sir, you are wrong.

Alright.

[Adam
Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, out,
building their pectorial muscles. And this man gay sex. Which leads me to
the conclusion that this man is either gay or not straight. Moving
along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's name?

Uh Larry

Sandler]:
And Larry, how old are

I am 62.

[Adam
My Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

[Adam
Terrific. Larry, I'm play a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these
two people are sex or working out. Are you ready sir?

I think I'll be to do this.

[Adam
sir. Here we go. And play.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
Okay sir. What was Sex or weight lifting?

That was two people having sex.

Sandler]:
No they doing Leg Squats.

You're kidding me? They were not sex?

Sandler]:
No sir, you are way off base.

I believe it.

[Adam
Alright I'll play it back for you again sir. And if you get it right time,
you will...be the one who did. Okay so...play.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
Okay, here's your second chance. do you think?

Those people definitely having sex.

[Adam
No again, sir. Thanks for playing the game.

You're me. They, they...

[Adam
Alright sir, I'm moving on, I it.

They having sex.

Sandler]:
Alright that's in head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today.
Let's move on to women. How are

Okay.

[Adam
My Barry Lakin.

Hi.

[Adam
Hi. What's name?

Uh Sanders.

Sandler]:
Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do now is record something, not play, but
record.

Oh okay.

[Adam
I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something.
I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if to
are having sex or working out in a gym.

Okay.

[Adam
Okay, close your eyes. I'm record now. Pay no attention to what's going
on.

You're my pants.

Sandler]:
Yeah that's right. Keep your closed I'm recording something.

Oh that good.

Sandler]:
Mm-hmm, it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm
in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna it here we go

uh! shoot it all me!

[Adam
Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind one. Alright now I'm
gonna play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are in a weight
room. we go.

[Adam
Now do you think?

That was you sex with me.

[Adam
That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until time this is
Lakin sayin all the world is schlach.