[Adam Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here the man on the street quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I around the country my tape recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit outside their bedroom windows without anybody and I would press record and these people would wail away on each other man would really go at it and I it on tape. Also I went around the country and I taped people in weight rooms workin' out man. I just sit there with my tape recorder, press record, and these people would have themselves a man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these for people on the street and see if they know the difference people working out and people havin' sex. Sir, what's your
Hi, how ya doin'? My Gregory Miner.
[Adam Oh terrific. My name's Lakin.
Uh huh
[Adam And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the country and taped sex
Uh huh
[Adam I also taped people out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the two for you right now
Ok
[Adam You You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin'
I got ya
[Adam Alright I'm the play button...Now.
and screams}
[Adam do you think?
Well that's having sex.
[Adam No they were a Military Press
But..but they...
[Adam No you're wrong. Thank you very much for by. Amazing what people will hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. move on to someone else. Sir, what's name?
Uh hi my is Ron.
Sandler]: Ron, your last name, quick.
Ron Johnson.
[Adam Alright, good enough. My name's Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
[Adam Terrific. What I'm do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if these are havin' sex..
[Adam See how he yeah? Or working out in a fitness center.
Uh huh
[Adam I'm play...Now.
and screams}
[Adam And do you think?
Uh, was two gay men having sex.
Sandler]: No those two men doing Butterfly Curls.
Sounded like two gay having sex.
[Adam no sir, you are dead wrong.
Alright.
[Adam Thanks for by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out, building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. leads me to the conclusion that this man is either gay himself or not straight. along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, your name?
Uh Larry
[Adam And Larry, how old are
I am 62.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
[Adam Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a for ya. Now you have to tell me if these two people are having sex or working out. Are you sir?
I think I'll be to do this.
[Adam sir. Here we go. And play.
{Moans and
[Adam Okay sir. What was that? Sex or lifting?
That was two people having sex.
[Adam No they were Leg Squats.
You're kidding me? They were not sex?
[Adam No sir, you are way off base.
I don't it.
Sandler]: Alright I'll it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time, you will...be the only one who did. so...play.
and screams}
[Adam Okay, here's your chance. What do you think?
Those people were having sex.
[Adam No again, sir. Thanks for playing the game.
You're me. They, they...
[Adam Alright sir, I'm moving on, I it.
They having sex.
Sandler]: Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. we learned a lot about men today. Let's on to women. How are you?
Okay.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Hi.
[Adam Hi. your name?
Uh Sanders.
[Adam Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do now is record something, not play, but record.
Oh okay.
[Adam I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna to tell me if these to people are sex or working out in a gym.
Okay.
[Adam Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no to what's going on.
You're my pants.
[Adam that's right. Keep your eyes closed I'm recording something.
Oh feels good.
[Adam Mm-hmm, yeah it good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm blow it here we go
uh! it all over me!
Sandler]: Alright. let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. Alright now I'm gonna play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are in a weight room. we go.
[Adam Now what do you
That was you having sex me.
Sandler]: That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, next time this is Barry Lakin sayin all the is schlach.