Luyện nghe bài hát Sex Or Weight Lifting

[Adam
Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm with the man on the street
quiz. weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country
my tape recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit
outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would record
and people would wail away on each other man they would really go at it
and I captured it on tape. Also I went around the and I taped people in
weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit with my tape recorder,
press record, and these would have themselves a workout man and I got
that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these for people on the street and see
if they the difference between people working out and people havin' sex.
Sir, your name?

Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Miner.

Sandler]:
Oh terrific. My Barry Lakin.

Uh huh

[Adam
And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the country and taped
sex

Uh huh

[Adam
I also taped people workin' out in a room man. I'm gonna play one of the
two for you right now

Ok

[Adam
You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or

I got ya

[Adam
Alright I'm pressing the button...Now.

{Moans and

[Adam
What do you

Well that's people sex.

[Adam
No they were doing a Military

But..but they...

[Adam
No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. what people will
hear. When the human ear wants to sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to
someone else. Sir, what's name?

Uh hi my is Ron.

Sandler]:
Ron, what's last name, quick.

Ron Johnson.

[Adam
Alright, good enough. My name's Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

Sandler]:
Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is a tape for you. And you tell me if
people are havin' sex..

[Adam
See how he says yeah? Or out in a fitness center.

Uh huh

[Adam
I'm play...Now.

{Moans and

[Adam
And do you think?

Uh, that was two gay men sex.

[Adam
No were two men doing Butterfly Curls.

Sounded like two gay having sex.

Sandler]:
Well no sir, you are wrong.

Alright.

[Adam
for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out,
building their muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to
the conclusion that man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving
along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, your name?

Uh Larry

[Adam
And Larry, how old are

I am 62.

[Adam
My Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

[Adam
Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you to tell me if these
two people are having sex or working out. Are you ready

I think be able to do this.

Sandler]:
Alright sir. we go. And play.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight

That was definitely two people sex.

Sandler]:
No they doing Leg Squats.

You're kidding me? They not having sex?

Sandler]:
No sir, you are way off base.

I don't it.

Sandler]:
Alright I'll play it back for you again sir. And if you get it right time,
you will...be the one who did. Okay so...play.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
Okay, here's your second chance. do you think?

Those were definitely having sex.

[Adam
No wrong again, sir. Thanks for the game.

You're me. They, they...

[Adam
Alright sir, I'm moving on, I it.

They were sex.

Sandler]:
Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. we learned a lot about men today.
Let's move on to women. How are

Okay.

[Adam
My Barry Lakin.

Hi.

[Adam
Hi. What's your

Uh Sanders.

Sandler]:
Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do now is record something, not play, but
record.

Oh okay.

[Adam
I'm gonna ask you to close your now. And I'm gonna record something. Then
I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're have to tell me if these to
are having sex or working out in a gym.

Okay.

[Adam
Okay, your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to what's going
on.

You're my pants.

[Adam
Yeah that's right. Keep eyes closed I'm recording something.

Oh feels good.

Sandler]:
Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm slow down or I'm
in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna it here we go

uh! it all over me!

Sandler]:
Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me that one. Alright now I'm
gonna play it for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight
room. we go.

[Adam
Now what do you

That was you having sex me.

[Adam
That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until time this is
Barry Lakin all the world is schlach.