Luyện nghe bài hát Sex Or Weight Lifting

[Adam
Hey how ya My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street
quiz. This show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country
with my tape recorder and I taped different having sex. I would just sit
their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press record
and these people would wail away on each other man would really go at it
and I captured it on tape. I went around the country and I taped people in
weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit with my tape recorder,
press record, and people would have themselves a workout man and I got
that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for people on the and see
if they know the difference between people working out and people sex.
Sir, what's your

Hi, how ya doin'? My Gregory Miner.

Sandler]:
Oh terrific. My Barry Lakin.

Uh huh

[Adam
And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the and taped people
sex

Uh huh

[Adam
I also taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm play one of the
two tapes for you now

Ok

[Adam
You You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin'

I got ya

[Adam
I'm pressing the play button...Now.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
What do you

Well that's people sex.

Sandler]:
No they doing a Military Press

But..but they...

[Adam
No wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people will
hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's on to
else. Sir, what's your name?

Uh hi my is Ron.

[Adam
Ron, what's your name, quick.

Ron Johnson.

[Adam
Alright, that's good enough. My Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

Sandler]:
Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you. And you me if
these people are sex..

[Adam
See how he says yeah? Or working out in a center.

Uh huh

[Adam
I'm play...Now.

and screams}

[Adam
And do you think?

Uh, that was two gay men sex.

[Adam
No those two men doing Butterfly Curls.

Sounded two gay guys having sex.

[Adam
no sir, you are dead wrong.

Alright.

[Adam
Thanks for by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out,
building their pectorial muscles. And man hears gay sex. Which leads me to
the conclusion that this man is either gay or not straight. Moving
along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, your name?

Uh Larry

[Adam
And Larry, how old are

I am 62.

[Adam
My name's Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

Sandler]:
Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you to tell me if these
two people are having sex or out. Are you ready sir?

I think I'll be to do this.

[Adam
Alright sir. we go. And play.

{Moans and

[Adam
Okay sir. What was Sex or weight lifting?

That was definitely two having sex.

[Adam
No they were Leg Squats.

You're kidding me? were not having sex?

[Adam
No sir, you are way off base.

I believe it.

[Adam
Alright I'll it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time,
you will...be the only one who did. so...play.

and screams}

[Adam
Okay, your second chance. What do you think?

Those people were having sex.

[Adam
No wrong again, sir. Thanks for the game.

You're me. They, they...

[Adam
Alright sir, I'm moving on, I it.

They were sex.

[Adam
Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. we learned a lot about men today.
Let's move on to women. How are

Okay.

[Adam
My name's Lakin.

Hi.

[Adam
Hi. your name?

Uh Sanders.

[Adam
Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do now is record something, not play, but
record.

Oh okay.

[Adam
I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna something. Then
I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna to tell me if these to
people are having sex or out in a gym.

Okay.

[Adam
Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting now. Pay no attention to what's going
on.

You're my pants.

Sandler]:
Yeah that's right. Keep your closed I'm recording something.

Oh feels good.

[Adam
Mm-hmm, yeah it good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm
in trouble. Ahh too late I'm blow it here we go

uh! it all over me!

[Adam
Alright. let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. Alright now I'm
play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight
room. we go.

[Adam
Now what do you

That was you having sex me.

[Adam
right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this is
Barry sayin all the world is schlach.