Luyện nghe bài hát Sex Or Weight Lifting

[Adam
Hey how ya doin'? My name's Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street
quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it is. I went around the country
with my recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit
outside their bedroom windows anybody knowin' and I would press record
and these people would away on each other man they would really go at it
and I captured it on tape. Also I went the country and I taped people in
weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit with my tape recorder,
press record, and these people would have themselves a man and I got
that on tape. Now I'm gonna these tapes for people on the street and see
if they know the difference between people working out and people sex.
Sir, what's name?

Hi, how ya My name's Gregory Miner.

[Adam
Oh terrific. My Barry Lakin.

Uh huh

[Adam
And let me tell you what I did man. I around the country and taped people
sex

Uh huh

[Adam
I also people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the
two tapes for you now

Ok

[Adam
You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' Workin' out or havin'

I got ya

[Adam
I'm pressing the play button...Now.

{Moans and

[Adam
What do you

Well people having sex.

[Adam
No they were a Military Press

But..but they...

[Adam
No you're wrong. Thank you much for stopping by. Amazing what people will
hear. When the human ear wants to sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to
someone else. Sir, what's name?

Uh hi my is Ron.

[Adam
Ron, what's your name, quick.

Ron Johnson.

[Adam
Alright, that's enough. My name's Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

[Adam
Terrific. What I'm do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if
these people are sex..

[Adam
See how he says yeah? Or out in a fitness center.

Uh huh

[Adam
I'm play...Now.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
And what do you

Uh, that was two gay men sex.

Sandler]:
No were two men doing Butterfly Curls.

Sounded like two gay having sex.

[Adam
no sir, you are dead wrong.

Alright.

[Adam
Thanks for by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out,
building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which me to
the conclusion that this man is either gay or not straight. Moving
along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, your name?

Uh Larry

Sandler]:
And Larry, how old are

I am 62.

[Adam
My Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

Sandler]:
Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these
two people are having sex or out. Are you ready sir?

I think be able to do this.

Sandler]:
Alright sir. we go. And play.

{Moans and

[Adam
sir. What was that? Sex or weight lifting?

That was two people having sex.

Sandler]:
No they were Leg Squats.

You're kidding me? were not having sex?

Sandler]:
No sir, you are way off base.

I don't it.

[Adam
Alright I'll play it back for you sir. And if you get it right this time,
you will...be the one who did. Okay so...play.

and screams}

[Adam
Okay, here's second chance. What do you think?

Those people were having sex.

[Adam
No wrong again, sir. for playing the game.

You're me. They, they...

Sandler]:
Alright sir, I'm moving on, I it.

They having sex.

Sandler]:
Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot men today.
Let's move on to women. How are

Okay.

[Adam
My name's Lakin.

Hi.

[Adam
Hi. your name?

Uh Sanders.

Sandler]:
Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do now is record something, not play, but
record.

Oh okay.

[Adam
I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm record something. Then
I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna to tell me if these to
are having sex or working out in a gym.

Okay.

[Adam
Okay, your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to what's going
on.

You're my pants.

Sandler]:
Yeah right. Keep your eyes closed I'm recording something.

Oh that good.

Sandler]:
Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm slow down or I'm
in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna blow it we go

uh! it all over me!

[Adam
Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind one. Alright now I'm
play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight
room. we go.

[Adam
Now do you think?

That was you having sex me.

Sandler]:
That's and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this is
Barry sayin all the world is schlach.