Luyện nghe bài hát Sex Or Weight Lifting

[Adam
Hey how ya My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street
quiz. weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country
with my tape recorder and I taped people having sex. I would just sit
outside their windows without anybody knowin' and I would press record
and these people would wail away on each man they would really go at it
and I captured it on tape. I went around the country and I taped people in
weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit there my tape recorder,
press record, and these people would have themselves a man and I got
that on tape. Now I'm play these tapes for people on the street and see
if know the difference between people working out and people havin' sex.
Sir, your name?

Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Miner.

Sandler]:
Oh terrific. My Barry Lakin.

Uh huh

[Adam
And let me tell you what I did man. I around the country and taped people
sex

Uh huh

[Adam
I also taped people out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the
two tapes for you now

Ok

[Adam
You dig? You tell me of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin'

I got ya

[Adam
Alright I'm the play button...Now.

and screams}

[Adam
do you think?

Well that's people sex.

[Adam
No they were doing a Military

But..but they...

[Adam
No wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people will
hear. When the human ear to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to
someone else. Sir, what's your

Uh hi my is Ron.

[Adam
Ron, what's your name, quick.

Ron Johnson.

[Adam
Alright, good enough. My name's Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

[Adam
Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you. And you me if
people are havin' sex..

[Adam
See how he yeah? Or working out in a fitness center.

Uh huh

[Adam
I'm play...Now.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
And what do you

Uh, was two gay men having sex.

Sandler]:
No those were two men Butterfly Curls.

Sounded like two gay guys sex.

[Adam
Well no sir, you are wrong.

Alright.

[Adam
for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out,
building their pectorial muscles. And this man gay sex. Which leads me to
the conclusion that man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving
along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, your name?

Uh Bartowski

Sandler]:
And Larry, how old are

I am 62.

[Adam
My name's Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

[Adam
Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these
two people are having sex or out. Are you ready sir?

I think I'll be to do this.

Sandler]:
Alright sir. we go. And play.

and screams}

[Adam
Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight

That was two people having sex.

[Adam
No were doing Leg Squats.

You're me? They were not having sex?

Sandler]:
No sir, you are way off base.

I don't it.

Sandler]:
Alright I'll it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time,
you will...be the only one who did. so...play.

and screams}

[Adam
Okay, here's second chance. What do you think?

Those people were having sex.

[Adam
No wrong again, sir. Thanks for the game.

You're me. They, they...

[Adam
Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.

They were sex.

Sandler]:
Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. we learned a lot about men today.
move on to women. How are you?

Okay.

[Adam
My Barry Lakin.

Hi.

[Adam
Hi. What's name?

Uh Sanders.

Sandler]:
Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do now is record something, not play, but
record.

Oh okay.

[Adam
I'm gonna ask you to close your now. And I'm gonna record something. Then
I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're have to tell me if these to
are having sex or working out in a gym.

Okay.

[Adam
Okay, close your eyes. I'm record now. Pay no attention to what's going
on.

You're my pants.

Sandler]:
Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes I'm recording something.

Oh feels good.

Sandler]:
Mm-hmm, yeah it feels here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm
in trouble. Ahh too late I'm blow it here we go

uh! it all over me!

[Adam
Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. now I'm
play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight
room. we go.

[Adam
Now what do you

That was you having sex me.

Sandler]:
That's right and thanks for by. Okay. Well, until next time this is
Barry sayin all the world is schlach.