Luyện nghe bài hát Sex Or Weight Lifting

[Adam
Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here the man on the street
quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I around the country
my tape recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit
outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would record
and these people would away on each other man they would really go at it
and I captured it on tape. Also I went the country and I taped people in
weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit there my tape recorder,
press record, and these people would have themselves a man and I got
that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for people on the and see
if they know the between people working out and people havin' sex.
Sir, your name?

Hi, how ya My name's Gregory Miner.

Sandler]:
Oh terrific. My name's Lakin.

Uh huh

[Adam
And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the country and people
sex

Uh huh

[Adam
I taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the
two tapes for you now

Ok

[Adam
You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? out or havin'

I got ya

[Adam
I'm pressing the play button...Now.

{Moans and

[Adam
What do you

Well people having sex.

[Adam
No they were a Military Press

But..but they...

[Adam
No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. what people will
hear. the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to
someone else. Sir, what's name?

Uh hi my is Ron.

[Adam
Ron, what's your name, quick.

Ron Johnson.

[Adam
Alright, good enough. My name's Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

[Adam
Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is a tape for you. And you tell me if
these are havin' sex..

[Adam
See how he yeah? Or working out in a fitness center.

Uh huh

[Adam
I'm play...Now.

and screams}

[Adam
And what do you

Uh, was two gay men having sex.

[Adam
No those were two men Butterfly Curls.

Sounded like two gay guys sex.

[Adam
Well no sir, you are wrong.

Alright.

[Adam
Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, out,
building pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to
the conclusion that man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving
along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your

Uh Larry

Sandler]:
And Larry, how old are

I am 62.

[Adam
My name's Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

[Adam
Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you have to me if these
two people are having sex or out. Are you ready sir?

I think be able to do this.

Sandler]:
Alright sir. we go. And play.

and screams}

[Adam
sir. What was that? Sex or weight lifting?

That was definitely two having sex.

[Adam
No were doing Leg Squats.

You're kidding me? They not having sex?

Sandler]:
No sir, you are way off base.

I believe it.

Sandler]:
Alright I'll it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time,
you will...be the only one who did. so...play.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
Okay, your second chance. What do you think?

Those people definitely having sex.

Sandler]:
No wrong again, sir. for playing the game.

You're me. They, they...

[Adam
Alright sir, I'm moving on, I it.

They having sex.

[Adam
Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. we learned a lot about men today.
Let's move on to women. How are

Okay.

[Adam
My name's Lakin.

Hi.

[Adam
Hi. your name?

Uh Sanders.

Sandler]:
Okay Jessica. I'm gonna do right now is record something, not play, but
record.

Oh okay.

[Adam
I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something.
I'm gonna play it to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if these to
people are having sex or out in a gym.

Okay.

[Adam
Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no to what's going
on.

You're my pants.

Sandler]:
Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes closed I'm something.

Oh that good.

[Adam
Mm-hmm, yeah it good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm
in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna it here we go

uh! shoot it all me!

Sandler]:
Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. now I'm
gonna play it back for you. Are people having sex or are they in a weight
room. we go.

[Adam
Now do you think?

That was you sex with me.

[Adam
That's and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this is
Lakin sayin all the world is schlach.