[Adam Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here the man on the street quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I around the country with my tape recorder and I different people having sex. I would just sit their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press record and these would wail away on each other man they would really go at it and I it on tape. Also I went around the country and I taped people in weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit there my tape recorder, press record, and these people would have themselves a man and I got on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for people on the street and see if know the difference between people working out and people havin' sex. Sir, your name?
Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Miner.
[Adam Oh terrific. My name's Lakin.
Uh huh
[Adam And let me tell you what I did man. I around the country and taped people sex
Uh huh
[Adam I also people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the two for you right now
Ok
[Adam You dig? You tell me of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin'
I got ya
[Adam Alright I'm the play button...Now.
and screams}
[Adam What do you
Well that's having sex.
Sandler]: No they doing a Military Press
But..but they...
[Adam No you're wrong. Thank you much for stopping by. Amazing what people will hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it sex. Hmm. Let's move on to else. Sir, what's your name?
Uh hi my is Ron.
Sandler]: Ron, what's your name, quick.
Ron Johnson.
[Adam Alright, that's enough. My name's Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
[Adam Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is a tape for you. And you tell me if these people are sex..
[Adam See how he yeah? Or working out in a fitness center.
Uh huh
[Adam I'm play...Now.
and screams}
[Adam And do you think?
Uh, that was two gay men sex.
Sandler]: No were two men doing Butterfly Curls.
Sounded two gay guys having sex.
[Adam no sir, you are dead wrong.
Alright.
Sandler]: Thanks for by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out, building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. leads me to the conclusion that this man is either gay or not straight. Moving along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's name?
Uh Bartowski
[Adam And Larry, how old are
I am 62.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
[Adam Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a for ya. Now you have to tell me if these two are having sex or working out. Are you ready sir?
I I'll be able to do this.
Sandler]: Alright sir. we go. And play.
{Moans and
Sandler]: Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight
That was definitely two people sex.
Sandler]: No they were Leg Squats.
You're kidding me? They were not having
Sandler]: No sir, you are way off base.
I don't it.
Sandler]: Alright I'll play it for you again sir. And if you get it right this time, you will...be the only one who did. so...play.
{Moans and
Sandler]: Okay, here's second chance. What do you think?
Those people definitely having sex.
Sandler]: No wrong again, sir. for playing the game.
You're me. They, they...
Sandler]: Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.
They having sex.
[Adam Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we a lot about men today. Let's on to women. How are you?
Okay.
[Adam My name's Lakin.
Hi.
[Adam Hi. What's name?
Uh Sanders.
Sandler]: Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do now is record something, not play, but record.
Oh okay.
[Adam I'm ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna have to me if these to are having sex or working out in a gym.
Okay.
[Adam Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to what's on.
You're my pants.
[Adam Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes closed I'm something.
Oh feels good.
[Adam Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm blow it here we go
uh! it all over me!
Sandler]: Alright. let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. Alright now I'm gonna it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight room. we go.
[Adam Now what do you
That was you sex with me.
[Adam That's right and for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this is Barry Lakin sayin all the is schlach.