Luyện nghe bài hát Sex Or Weight Lifting

[Adam
Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the
quiz. This show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country
with my tape recorder and I taped people having sex. I would just sit
their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press record
and these people would wail away on each other man they really go at it
and I captured it on tape. I went around the country and I taped people in
weight rooms out man. I would just sit there with my tape recorder,
press record, and these would have themselves a workout man and I got
that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for people on the and see
if they know the difference between people working out and havin' sex.
Sir, your name?

Hi, how ya My name's Gregory Miner.

Sandler]:
Oh terrific. My Barry Lakin.

Uh huh

[Adam
And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the and taped people
sex

Uh huh

[Adam
I taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the
two tapes for you now

Ok

[Adam
You You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin'

I got ya

[Adam
Alright I'm pressing the button...Now.

and screams}

[Adam
What do you

Well that's having sex.

Sandler]:
No they were a Military Press

But..but they...

[Adam
No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. what people will
hear. When the human ear wants to sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to
someone else. Sir, what's name?

Uh hi my is Ron.

Sandler]:
Ron, what's last name, quick.

Ron Johnson.

[Adam
Alright, that's good enough. My name's Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

[Adam
Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a for you. And you tell me if
people are havin' sex..

[Adam
See how he yeah? Or working out in a fitness center.

Uh huh

[Adam
I'm play...Now.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
And what do you

Uh, was two gay men having sex.

[Adam
No those were two men Butterfly Curls.

Sounded two gay guys having sex.

[Adam
Well no sir, you are wrong.

Alright.

[Adam
Thanks for by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out,
building their pectorial muscles. And this man gay sex. Which leads me to
the conclusion this man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving
along. And gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your name?

Uh Larry

[Adam
And Larry, how old are

I am 62.

[Adam
My Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

[Adam
Terrific. Larry, I'm play a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these
two people are having sex or working out. Are you sir?

I I'll be able to do this.

[Adam
Alright sir. we go. And play.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight

That was definitely two having sex.

[Adam
No were doing Leg Squats.

You're kidding me? were not having sex?

[Adam
No sir, you are way off base.

I believe it.

Sandler]:
Alright I'll play it back for you sir. And if you get it right this time,
you will...be the one who did. Okay so...play.

{Moans and

[Adam
Okay, here's your second chance. do you think?

Those were definitely having sex.

Sandler]:
No again, sir. Thanks for playing the game.

You're me. They, they...

Sandler]:
Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.

They having sex.

Sandler]:
Alright in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today.
Let's on to women. How are you?

Okay.

[Adam
My Barry Lakin.

Hi.

[Adam
Hi. What's name?

Uh Sanders.

Sandler]:
Okay Jessica. What I'm do right now is record something, not play, but
record.

Oh okay.

[Adam
I'm gonna ask you to close eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then
I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna have to me if these to
people are having sex or out in a gym.

Okay.

[Adam
Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting now. Pay no attention to what's going
on.

You're my pants.

[Adam
Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes I'm recording something.

Oh that good.

[Adam
Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow or I'm
in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna it here we go

uh! it all over me!

Sandler]:
Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. now I'm
play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight
room. we go.

[Adam
Now do you think?

That was you sex with me.

Sandler]:
That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next this is
Barry Lakin sayin all the is schlach.