[Adam Hey how ya doin'? My Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street quiz. weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country with my tape recorder and I taped people having sex. I would just sit outside their bedroom windows without knowin' and I would press record and these people would wail away on other man they would really go at it and I captured it on tape. Also I went around the and I taped people in weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit there with my recorder, press record, and these would have themselves a workout man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna these tapes for people on the street and see if they know the difference between people out and people havin' sex. Sir, what's name?
Hi, how ya My name's Gregory Miner.
Sandler]: Oh terrific. My Barry Lakin.
Uh huh
[Adam And let me tell you what I did man. I around the country and taped people sex
Uh huh
[Adam I also taped people out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the two for you right now
Ok
[Adam You dig? You tell me which of the two they're okay? Workin' out or havin'
I got ya
[Adam Alright I'm pressing the button...Now.
and screams}
[Adam What do you
Well that's people sex.
Sandler]: No they were a Military Press
But..but they...
[Adam No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing people will hear. When the human ear wants to sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to someone else. Sir, what's name?
Uh hi my is Ron.
Sandler]: Ron, your last name, quick.
Ron Johnson.
[Adam Alright, that's good enough. My Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
Sandler]: Terrific. I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if these people are sex..
[Adam See how he yeah? Or working out in a fitness center.
Uh huh
[Adam I'm play...Now.
and screams}
[Adam And do you think?
Uh, was two gay men having sex.
Sandler]: No those were two men doing Curls.
Sounded two gay guys having sex.
Sandler]: Well no sir, you are wrong.
Alright.
[Adam Thanks for by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out, building pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to the conclusion that man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving along. And gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your name?
Uh Bartowski
Sandler]: And Larry, how old are
I am 62.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
Sandler]: Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a for ya. Now you have to tell me if these two people are sex or working out. Are you ready sir?
I think be able to do this.
[Adam sir. Here we go. And play.
{Moans and
Sandler]: Okay sir. was that? Sex or weight lifting?
That was two people having sex.
[Adam No were doing Leg Squats.
You're kidding me? They were not sex?
[Adam No sir, you are way off base.
I don't it.
Sandler]: Alright I'll play it back for you sir. And if you get it right this time, you will...be the one who did. Okay so...play.
{Moans and
[Adam Okay, here's your chance. What do you think?
Those people definitely having sex.
[Adam No again, sir. Thanks for playing the game.
You're me. They, they...
[Adam Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.
They having sex.
[Adam Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot men today. move on to women. How are you?
Okay.
[Adam My name's Lakin.
Hi.
[Adam Hi. What's your
Uh Sanders.
Sandler]: Okay Jessica. I'm gonna do right now is record something, not play, but record.
Oh okay.
[Adam I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. I'm gonna play it to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if these to are having sex or working out in a gym.
Okay.
[Adam Okay, close your eyes. I'm record now. Pay no attention to what's going on.
You're my pants.
[Adam that's right. Keep your eyes closed I'm recording something.
Oh that good.
Sandler]: Mm-hmm, yeah it feels here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna it here we go
uh! it all over me!
[Adam Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. now I'm play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight room. we go.
[Adam Now do you think?
That was you sex with me.
[Adam That's and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this is Lakin sayin all the world is schlach.