[Adam Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry and I'm here with the man on the street quiz. This show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country with my recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press and these people would wail away on other man they would really go at it and I captured it on tape. I went around the country and I taped people in weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit with my tape recorder, press record, and these people would have a workout man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for on the street and see if they the difference between people working out and people havin' sex. Sir, what's your
Hi, how ya doin'? My Gregory Miner.
Sandler]: Oh terrific. My name's Lakin.
Uh huh
[Adam And let me tell you I did man. I went around the country and taped people sex
Uh huh
[Adam I also taped workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the two tapes for you now
Ok
[Adam You dig? You tell me which of the two they're okay? Workin' out or havin'
I got ya
[Adam Alright I'm the play button...Now.
{Moans and
[Adam do you think?
Well that's people sex.
[Adam No they doing a Military Press
But..but they...
[Adam No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. what people will hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. move on to else. Sir, what's your name?
Uh hi my is Ron.
[Adam Ron, what's last name, quick.
Ron Johnson.
[Adam Alright, good enough. My name's Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
Sandler]: Terrific. What I'm do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if these people are sex..
[Adam See how he says yeah? Or working out in a center.
Uh huh
[Adam I'm play...Now.
{Moans and
Sandler]: And do you think?
Uh, was two gay men having sex.
[Adam No those were two men doing Curls.
Sounded like two gay guys sex.
Sandler]: Well no sir, you are wrong.
Alright.
[Adam Thanks for by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out, building pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to the conclusion that this man is gay himself or not straight. Moving along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's name?
Uh Larry
[Adam And Larry, how old are
I am 62.
[Adam My name's Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
Sandler]: Terrific. Larry, I'm play a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these two people are having sex or working out. Are you ready
I think I'll be to do this.
Sandler]: Alright sir. we go. And play.
{Moans and
[Adam Okay sir. was that? Sex or weight lifting?
That was definitely two people sex.
[Adam No they doing Leg Squats.
You're kidding me? They were not having
Sandler]: No sir, you are way off base.
I believe it.
[Adam Alright I'll play it for you again sir. And if you get it right this time, you will...be the one who did. Okay so...play.
{Moans and
[Adam Okay, here's your chance. What do you think?
Those were definitely having sex.
[Adam No wrong again, sir. Thanks for the game.
You're me. They, they...
Sandler]: Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.
They having sex.
Sandler]: Alright in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today. Let's move on to women. How are
Okay.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Hi.
[Adam Hi. What's name?
Uh Sanders.
Sandler]: Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do now is record something, not play, but record.
Oh okay.
[Adam I'm gonna ask you to your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna have to me if these to are having sex or working out in a gym.
Okay.
[Adam Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting now. Pay no attention to what's going on.
You're my pants.
[Adam Yeah that's right. your eyes closed I'm recording something.
Oh feels good.
[Adam Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna it here we go
uh! it all over me!
[Adam Alright. let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. Alright now I'm gonna it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight room. we go.
[Adam Now what do you
That was you having sex me.
[Adam That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next this is Barry Lakin all the world is schlach.