[Adam Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm with the man on the street quiz. This weeks's show is a man, it really is. I went around the country with my recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit outside bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press record and these people would away on each other man they would really go at it and I captured it on tape. Also I went around the and I taped people in weight rooms out man. I would just sit there with my tape recorder, record, and these people would have themselves a workout man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these for people on the street and see if they the difference between people working out and people havin' sex. Sir, your name?
Hi, how ya My name's Gregory Miner.
Sandler]: Oh terrific. My name's Lakin.
Uh huh
[Adam And let me tell you what I did man. I went the country and taped people sex
Uh huh
[Adam I also taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm play one of the two tapes for you now
Ok
[Adam You dig? You me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin'
I got ya
[Adam I'm pressing the play button...Now.
{Moans and
Sandler]: What do you
Well that's people sex.
[Adam No were doing a Military Press
But..but they...
[Adam No you're wrong. you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people will hear. When the human ear wants to sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to someone else. Sir, what's name?
Uh hi my is Ron.
[Adam Ron, your last name, quick.
Ron Johnson.
[Adam Alright, that's good enough. My name's Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
Sandler]: Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a for you. And you tell me if these people are sex..
[Adam See how he says yeah? Or working out in a center.
Uh huh
[Adam I'm play...Now.
and screams}
[Adam And what do you
Uh, was two gay men having sex.
Sandler]: No were two men doing Butterfly Curls.
Sounded two gay guys having sex.
Sandler]: Well no sir, you are wrong.
Alright.
[Adam for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out, building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which me to the that this man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's name?
Uh Bartowski
Sandler]: And Larry, how old are
I am 62.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
Sandler]: Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you have to me if these two people are having sex or working out. Are you sir?
I think I'll be to do this.
Sandler]: Alright sir. we go. And play.
and screams}
[Adam Okay sir. What was that? Sex or lifting?
That was definitely two people sex.
Sandler]: No they doing Leg Squats.
You're kidding me? They were not having
Sandler]: No sir, you are way off base.
I don't it.
[Adam Alright I'll play it for you again sir. And if you get it right this time, you will...be the one who did. Okay so...play.
and screams}
[Adam Okay, your second chance. What do you think?
Those people definitely having sex.
Sandler]: No again, sir. Thanks for playing the game.
You're me. They, they...
[Adam Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.
They having sex.
Sandler]: Alright in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today. Let's move on to women. How are
Okay.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Hi.
[Adam Hi. What's name?
Uh Sanders.
[Adam Okay Jessica. I'm gonna do right now is record something, not play, but record.
Oh okay.
[Adam I'm gonna ask you to close eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then I'm gonna play it to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if these to are having sex or working out in a gym.
Okay.
[Adam Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no to what's going on.
You're my pants.
Sandler]: Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes closed I'm something.
Oh feels good.
Sandler]: Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm blow it here we go
uh! shoot it all me!
[Adam Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. now I'm gonna play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a room. we go.
[Adam Now do you think?
That was you having sex me.
[Adam That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until time this is Barry Lakin all the world is schlach.