Luyện nghe bài hát Sex Or Weight Lifting

[Adam
Hey how ya doin'? My Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street
quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it is. I went around the country
with my tape and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit
outside their bedroom without anybody knowin' and I would press record
and these people wail away on each other man they would really go at it
and I captured it on tape. I went around the country and I taped people in
weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit there with my recorder,
press record, and people would have themselves a workout man and I got
that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for on the street and see
if know the difference between people working out and people havin' sex.
Sir, what's name?

Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Miner.

Sandler]:
Oh terrific. My name's Lakin.

Uh huh

[Adam
And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the country and taped
sex

Uh huh

[Adam
I also people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the
two tapes for you now

Ok

[Adam
You dig? You tell me of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin'

I got ya

[Adam
I'm pressing the play button...Now.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
What do you

Well that's people sex.

Sandler]:
No they were a Military Press

But..but they...

[Adam
No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing people will
hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it sex. Hmm. Let's move on to
someone else. Sir, your name?

Uh hi my is Ron.

[Adam
Ron, what's your name, quick.

Ron Johnson.

[Adam
Alright, good enough. My name's Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

Sandler]:
Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you. And you me if
these people are sex..

[Adam
See how he says yeah? Or working out in a center.

Uh huh

[Adam
I'm play...Now.

and screams}

[Adam
And what do you

Uh, was two gay men having sex.

Sandler]:
No were two men doing Butterfly Curls.

Sounded like two gay guys sex.

Sandler]:
Well no sir, you are wrong.

Alright.

[Adam
Thanks for by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out,
building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. leads me to
the conclusion that this man is gay himself or not straight. Moving
along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's name?

Uh Bartowski

Sandler]:
And Larry, how old are

I am 62.

[Adam
My name's Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

Sandler]:
Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you have to me if these
two people are sex or working out. Are you ready sir?

I think be able to do this.

[Adam
sir. Here we go. And play.

{Moans and

[Adam
Okay sir. What was Sex or weight lifting?

That was definitely two having sex.

Sandler]:
No they were Leg Squats.

You're me? They were not having sex?

[Adam
No sir, you are way off base.

I believe it.

Sandler]:
Alright I'll play it back for you again sir. And if you get it right time,
you will...be the one who did. Okay so...play.

{Moans and

[Adam
Okay, here's your second chance. What do you

Those were definitely having sex.

[Adam
No again, sir. Thanks for playing the game.

You're me. They, they...

[Adam
Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.

They were sex.

[Adam
that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today.
Let's move on to women. How are

Okay.

[Adam
My name's Lakin.

Hi.

[Adam
Hi. What's name?

Uh Sanders.

[Adam
Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do now is record something, not play, but
record.

Oh okay.

[Adam
I'm gonna ask you to close eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then
I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're have to tell me if these to
people are having sex or out in a gym.

Okay.

[Adam
Okay, your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to what's going
on.

You're my pants.

Sandler]:
Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes I'm recording something.

Oh feels good.

[Adam
Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm slow down or I'm
in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna it here we go

uh! shoot it all me!

Sandler]:
Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. now I'm
gonna play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are in a weight
room. we go.

[Adam
Now do you think?

That was you sex with me.

[Adam
That's right and thanks for by. Okay. Well, until next time this is
Barry Lakin all the world is schlach.