Luyện nghe bài hát Sex Or Weight Lifting

[Adam
Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry and I'm here with the man on the street
quiz. This show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country
with my recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit
outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press
and these people would wail away on other man they would really go at it
and I captured it on tape. I went around the country and I taped people in
weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit with my tape recorder,
press record, and these people would have a workout man and I got
that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for on the street and see
if they the difference between people working out and people havin' sex.
Sir, what's your

Hi, how ya doin'? My Gregory Miner.

Sandler]:
Oh terrific. My name's Lakin.

Uh huh

[Adam
And let me tell you I did man. I went around the country and taped people
sex

Uh huh

[Adam
I also taped workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the
two tapes for you now

Ok

[Adam
You dig? You tell me which of the two they're okay? Workin' out or havin'

I got ya

[Adam
Alright I'm the play button...Now.

{Moans and

[Adam
do you think?

Well that's people sex.

[Adam
No they doing a Military Press

But..but they...

[Adam
No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. what people will
hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. move on to
else. Sir, what's your name?

Uh hi my is Ron.

[Adam
Ron, what's last name, quick.

Ron Johnson.

[Adam
Alright, good enough. My name's Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

Sandler]:
Terrific. What I'm do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if
these people are sex..

[Adam
See how he says yeah? Or working out in a center.

Uh huh

[Adam
I'm play...Now.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
And do you think?

Uh, was two gay men having sex.

[Adam
No those were two men doing Curls.

Sounded like two gay guys sex.

Sandler]:
Well no sir, you are wrong.

Alright.

[Adam
Thanks for by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out,
building pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to
the conclusion that this man is gay himself or not straight. Moving
along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's name?

Uh Larry

[Adam
And Larry, how old are

I am 62.

[Adam
My name's Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

Sandler]:
Terrific. Larry, I'm play a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these
two people are having sex or working out. Are you ready

I think I'll be to do this.

Sandler]:
Alright sir. we go. And play.

{Moans and

[Adam
Okay sir. was that? Sex or weight lifting?

That was definitely two people sex.

[Adam
No they doing Leg Squats.

You're kidding me? They were not having

Sandler]:
No sir, you are way off base.

I believe it.

[Adam
Alright I'll play it for you again sir. And if you get it right this time,
you will...be the one who did. Okay so...play.

{Moans and

[Adam
Okay, here's your chance. What do you think?

Those were definitely having sex.

[Adam
No wrong again, sir. Thanks for the game.

You're me. They, they...

Sandler]:
Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.

They having sex.

Sandler]:
Alright in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today.
Let's move on to women. How are

Okay.

[Adam
My Barry Lakin.

Hi.

[Adam
Hi. What's name?

Uh Sanders.

Sandler]:
Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do now is record something, not play, but
record.

Oh okay.

[Adam
I'm gonna ask you to your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then
I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna have to me if these to
are having sex or working out in a gym.

Okay.

[Adam
Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting now. Pay no attention to what's going
on.

You're my pants.

[Adam
Yeah that's right. your eyes closed I'm recording something.

Oh feels good.

[Adam
Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow or I'm
in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna it here we go

uh! it all over me!

[Adam
Alright. let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. Alright now I'm
gonna it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight
room. we go.

[Adam
Now what do you

That was you having sex me.

[Adam
That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next this is
Barry Lakin all the world is schlach.