Luyện nghe bài hát Sex Or Weight Lifting

[Adam
Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here the man on the street
quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I around the country
with my tape recorder and I different people having sex. I would just sit
their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press record
and these would wail away on each other man they would really go at it
and I it on tape. Also I went around the country and I taped people in
weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit there my tape recorder,
press record, and these people would have themselves a man and I got
on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for people on the street and see
if know the difference between people working out and people havin' sex.
Sir, your name?

Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Miner.

[Adam
Oh terrific. My name's Lakin.

Uh huh

[Adam
And let me tell you what I did man. I around the country and taped people
sex

Uh huh

[Adam
I also people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the
two for you right now

Ok

[Adam
You dig? You tell me of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin'

I got ya

[Adam
Alright I'm the play button...Now.

and screams}

[Adam
What do you

Well that's having sex.

Sandler]:
No they doing a Military Press

But..but they...

[Adam
No you're wrong. Thank you much for stopping by. Amazing what people will
hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it sex. Hmm. Let's move on to
else. Sir, what's your name?

Uh hi my is Ron.

Sandler]:
Ron, what's your name, quick.

Ron Johnson.

[Adam
Alright, that's enough. My name's Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

[Adam
Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is a tape for you. And you tell me if
these people are sex..

[Adam
See how he yeah? Or working out in a fitness center.

Uh huh

[Adam
I'm play...Now.

and screams}

[Adam
And do you think?

Uh, that was two gay men sex.

Sandler]:
No were two men doing Butterfly Curls.

Sounded two gay guys having sex.

[Adam
no sir, you are dead wrong.

Alright.

Sandler]:
Thanks for by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out,
building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. leads me to
the conclusion that this man is either gay or not straight. Moving
along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's name?

Uh Bartowski

[Adam
And Larry, how old are

I am 62.

[Adam
My Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

[Adam
Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a for ya. Now you have to tell me if these
two are having sex or working out. Are you ready sir?

I I'll be able to do this.

Sandler]:
Alright sir. we go. And play.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight

That was definitely two people sex.

Sandler]:
No they were Leg Squats.

You're kidding me? They were not having

Sandler]:
No sir, you are way off base.

I don't it.

Sandler]:
Alright I'll play it for you again sir. And if you get it right this time,
you will...be the only one who did. so...play.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
Okay, here's second chance. What do you think?

Those people definitely having sex.

Sandler]:
No wrong again, sir. for playing the game.

You're me. They, they...

Sandler]:
Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.

They having sex.

[Adam
Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we a lot about men today.
Let's on to women. How are you?

Okay.

[Adam
My name's Lakin.

Hi.

[Adam
Hi. What's name?

Uh Sanders.

Sandler]:
Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do now is record something, not play, but
record.

Oh okay.

[Adam
I'm ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then
I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna have to me if these to
are having sex or working out in a gym.

Okay.

[Adam
Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to what's
on.

You're my pants.

[Adam
Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes closed I'm something.

Oh feels good.

[Adam
Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm
in trouble. Ahh too late I'm blow it here we go

uh! it all over me!

Sandler]:
Alright. let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. Alright now I'm
gonna it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight
room. we go.

[Adam
Now what do you

That was you sex with me.

[Adam
That's right and for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this is
Barry Lakin sayin all the is schlach.