[Adam Hey how ya doin'? My name's Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the with my tape recorder and I taped people having sex. I would just sit outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press and these people would away on each other man they would really go at it and I captured it on tape. Also I went the country and I taped people in weight rooms workin' out man. I just sit there with my tape recorder, press record, and these people would themselves a workout man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna these tapes for people on the street and see if they the difference between people working out and people havin' sex. Sir, what's name?
Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Miner.
Sandler]: Oh terrific. My Barry Lakin.
Uh huh
[Adam And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the country and taped sex
Uh huh
[Adam I taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the two tapes for you now
Ok
[Adam You dig? You tell me which of the two they're okay? Workin' out or havin'
I got ya
[Adam Alright I'm the play button...Now.
and screams}
[Adam do you think?
Well that's people sex.
[Adam No they were a Military Press
But..but they...
[Adam No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what will hear. the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to someone else. Sir, what's name?
Uh hi my is Ron.
Sandler]: Ron, what's your name, quick.
Ron Johnson.
[Adam Alright, that's enough. My name's Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
[Adam Terrific. I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if these people are sex..
[Adam See how he says yeah? Or working out in a center.
Uh huh
[Adam I'm play...Now.
{Moans and
[Adam And what do you
Uh, was two gay men having sex.
Sandler]: No were two men doing Butterfly Curls.
Sounded two gay guys having sex.
[Adam Well no sir, you are wrong.
Alright.
[Adam Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, out, building their pectorial muscles. And man hears gay sex. Which leads me to the conclusion that man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's name?
Uh Bartowski
Sandler]: And Larry, how old are
I am 62.
[Adam My name's Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
Sandler]: Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these two people are having sex or working out. Are you sir?
I I'll be able to do this.
Sandler]: Alright sir. we go. And play.
{Moans and
Sandler]: Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight
That was two people having sex.
Sandler]: No they doing Leg Squats.
You're kidding me? were not having sex?
Sandler]: No sir, you are way off base.
I don't it.
Sandler]: Alright I'll it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time, you will...be the one who did. Okay so...play.
{Moans and
Sandler]: Okay, here's your second chance. What do you
Those people definitely having sex.
[Adam No wrong again, sir. for playing the game.
You're me. They, they...
Sandler]: Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.
They were sex.
Sandler]: Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot men today. Let's on to women. How are you?
Okay.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Hi.
[Adam Hi. What's name?
Uh Sanders.
Sandler]: Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do now is record something, not play, but record.
Oh okay.
[Adam I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm record something. Then I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if to people are having sex or out in a gym.
Okay.
[Adam Okay, close your eyes. I'm record now. Pay no attention to what's going on.
You're my pants.
[Adam Yeah that's right. your eyes closed I'm recording something.
Oh that good.
[Adam Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna it here we go
uh! it all over me!
[Adam Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. now I'm gonna it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight room. we go.
[Adam Now what do you
That was you sex with me.
[Adam That's right and for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this is Barry Lakin sayin all the is schlach.