Luyện nghe bài hát Sex Or Weight Lifting

[Adam
Hey how ya doin'? My Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street
quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it is. I went around the country
my tape recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit
outside their bedroom windows without anybody and I would press record
and these people would wail away on each man they would really go at it
and I captured it on tape. Also I went around the and I taped people in
rooms workin' out man. I would just sit there with my tape recorder,
press record, and these people would have themselves a man and I got
that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these for people on the street and see
if they know the difference between working out and people havin' sex.
Sir, what's your

Hi, how ya doin'? My Gregory Miner.

Sandler]:
Oh terrific. My name's Lakin.

Uh huh

[Adam
And let me you what I did man. I went around the country and taped people
sex

Uh huh

[Adam
I also taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm play one of the
two for you right now

Ok

[Adam
You dig? You tell me which of the two doin' okay? Workin' out or havin'

I got ya

[Adam
I'm pressing the play button...Now.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
What do you

Well that's people sex.

[Adam
No they doing a Military Press

But..but they...

[Adam
No you're wrong. Thank you much for stopping by. Amazing what people will
hear. the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to
someone else. Sir, what's your

Uh hi my is Ron.

[Adam
Ron, your last name, quick.

Ron Johnson.

[Adam
Alright, that's good enough. My name's Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

[Adam
Terrific. What I'm do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if
these people are sex..

[Adam
See how he says Or working out in a fitness center.

Uh huh

[Adam
I'm play...Now.

{Moans and

[Adam
And do you think?

Uh, was two gay men having sex.

[Adam
No those two men doing Butterfly Curls.

Sounded two gay guys having sex.

Sandler]:
Well no sir, you are wrong.

Alright.

[Adam
for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out,
building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. leads me to
the conclusion that this man is either gay or not straight. Moving
along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, your name?

Uh Larry

Sandler]:
And Larry, how old are

I am 62.

[Adam
My Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

Sandler]:
Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you to tell me if these
two people are having sex or out. Are you ready sir?

I think I'll be to do this.

[Adam
sir. Here we go. And play.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight

That was two people having sex.

[Adam
No were doing Leg Squats.

You're kidding me? They were not sex?

Sandler]:
No sir, you are way off base.

I believe it.

Sandler]:
Alright play it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time,
you will...be the one who did. Okay so...play.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
Okay, here's your chance. What do you think?

Those were definitely having sex.

[Adam
No wrong again, sir. Thanks for the game.

You're me. They, they...

Sandler]:
Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.

They having sex.

[Adam
Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot men today.
Let's move on to women. How are

Okay.

[Adam
My Barry Lakin.

Hi.

[Adam
Hi. What's name?

Uh Sanders.

Sandler]:
Okay Jessica. I'm gonna do right now is record something, not play, but
record.

Oh okay.

[Adam
I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna something. Then
I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna to tell me if these to
are having sex or working out in a gym.

Okay.

[Adam
Okay, close eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to what's going
on.

You're my pants.

[Adam
Yeah that's right. Keep eyes closed I'm recording something.

Oh feels good.

[Adam
Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm
in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna blow it we go

uh! shoot it all me!

[Adam
Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. now I'm
gonna play it back for you. Are these people sex or are they in a weight
room. we go.

[Adam
Now what do you

That was you sex with me.

Sandler]:
That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time is
Barry Lakin sayin all the is schlach.