[Adam Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here the man on the street quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I around the country with my tape recorder and I different people having sex. I would just sit outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press and these people would away on each other man they would really go at it and I captured it on tape. Also I went the country and I taped people in weight rooms workin' out man. I just sit there with my tape recorder, press record, and these people would themselves a workout man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna play tapes for people on the street and see if they know the between people working out and people havin' sex. Sir, your name?
Hi, how ya doin'? My Gregory Miner.
Sandler]: Oh terrific. My Barry Lakin.
Uh huh
[Adam And let me tell you I did man. I went around the country and taped people sex
Uh huh
[Adam I also people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the two tapes for you now
Ok
[Adam You dig? You tell me of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin'
I got ya
[Adam Alright I'm the play button...Now.
{Moans and
[Adam What do you
Well that's having sex.
[Adam No were doing a Military Press
But..but they...
[Adam No wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people will hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it sex. Hmm. Let's move on to someone else. Sir, your name?
Uh hi my is Ron.
[Adam Ron, what's your name, quick.
Ron Johnson.
[Adam Alright, good enough. My name's Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
Sandler]: Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you. And you me if these people are sex..
[Adam See how he says yeah? Or working out in a center.
Uh huh
[Adam I'm play...Now.
{Moans and
Sandler]: And do you think?
Uh, that was two gay men sex.
Sandler]: No those were two men Butterfly Curls.
Sounded like two gay having sex.
[Adam no sir, you are dead wrong.
Alright.
[Adam Thanks for by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out, their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to the conclusion that this man is gay himself or not straight. Moving along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your
Uh Larry
Sandler]: And Larry, how old are
I am 62.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
Sandler]: Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if two people are sex or working out. Are you ready sir?
I think I'll be to do this.
Sandler]: Alright sir. we go. And play.
{Moans and
Sandler]: Okay sir. was that? Sex or weight lifting?
That was definitely two having sex.
Sandler]: No they doing Leg Squats.
You're me? They were not having sex?
[Adam No sir, you are way off base.
I believe it.
Sandler]: Alright I'll play it back for you again sir. And if you get it this time, you will...be the only one who did. so...play.
and screams}
[Adam Okay, your second chance. What do you think?
Those people were having sex.
[Adam No wrong again, sir. for playing the game.
You're me. They, they...
[Adam Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.
They were sex.
Sandler]: Alright in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today. Let's on to women. How are you?
Okay.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Hi.
[Adam Hi. your name?
Uh Sanders.
[Adam Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do right now is something, not play, but record.
Oh okay.
[Adam I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. I'm play it back to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if these to are having sex or working out in a gym.
Okay.
[Adam Okay, close eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to what's going on.
You're my pants.
[Adam Yeah that's right. your eyes closed I'm recording something.
Oh that good.
Sandler]: Mm-hmm, yeah it feels here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm blow it here we go
uh! it all over me!
[Adam Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. now I'm gonna play it back for you. Are these people sex or are they in a weight room. we go.
[Adam Now what do you
That was you sex with me.
[Adam That's right and for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this is Barry sayin all the world is schlach.