Luyện nghe bài hát Sex Or Weight Lifting

[Adam
Hey how ya My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street
quiz. This weeks's show is a man, it really is. I went around the country
with my tape recorder and I taped different having sex. I would just sit
outside their bedroom windows anybody knowin' and I would press record
and these people wail away on each other man they would really go at it
and I captured it on tape. Also I went the country and I taped people in
weight workin' out man. I would just sit there with my tape recorder,
press record, and these people would themselves a workout man and I got
that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these for people on the street and see
if they know the difference between people out and people havin' sex.
Sir, what's your

Hi, how ya My name's Gregory Miner.

[Adam
Oh terrific. My name's Lakin.

Uh huh

[Adam
And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the country and people
sex

Uh huh

[Adam
I also taped people out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the
two tapes for you now

Ok

[Adam
You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or

I got ya

[Adam
I'm pressing the play button...Now.

{Moans and

[Adam
What do you

Well that's people sex.

[Adam
No they were doing a Press

But..but they...

[Adam
No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. what people will
hear. When the human ear wants to sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to
someone else. Sir, what's name?

Uh hi my is Ron.

Sandler]:
Ron, what's last name, quick.

Ron Johnson.

[Adam
Alright, that's enough. My name's Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

Sandler]:
Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a for you. And you tell me if
these people are sex..

[Adam
See how he says yeah? Or out in a fitness center.

Uh huh

[Adam
I'm play...Now.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
And what do you

Uh, was two gay men having sex.

Sandler]:
No those were two men doing Curls.

Sounded like two gay guys sex.

Sandler]:
Well no sir, you are wrong.

Alright.

[Adam
for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out,
building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. leads me to
the conclusion that this man is either gay or not straight. Moving
along. And gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your name?

Uh Bartowski

[Adam
And Larry, how old are

I am 62.

[Adam
My name's Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

Sandler]:
Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these
two people are sex or working out. Are you ready sir?

I I'll be able to do this.

Sandler]:
Alright sir. we go. And play.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight

That was two people having sex.

Sandler]:
No were doing Leg Squats.

You're me? They were not having sex?

Sandler]:
No sir, you are way off base.

I don't it.

[Adam
Alright I'll play it back for you again sir. And if you get it right time,
you will...be the one who did. Okay so...play.

and screams}

[Adam
Okay, here's your second chance. do you think?

Those people definitely having sex.

Sandler]:
No again, sir. Thanks for playing the game.

You're me. They, they...

[Adam
Alright sir, I'm moving on, I it.

They were sex.

[Adam
that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today.
Let's on to women. How are you?

Okay.

[Adam
My name's Lakin.

Hi.

[Adam
Hi. your name?

Uh Sanders.

Sandler]:
Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do right now is something, not play, but
record.

Oh okay.

[Adam
I'm gonna ask you to close eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then
I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if to
people are having sex or out in a gym.

Okay.

[Adam
Okay, close eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to what's going
on.

You're my pants.

Sandler]:
Yeah that's right. your eyes closed I'm recording something.

Oh feels good.

[Adam
Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna down or I'm
in trouble. Ahh too I'm gonna blow it here we go

uh! it all over me!

[Adam
Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me that one. Alright now I'm
gonna play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a
room. we go.

[Adam
Now what do you

That was you sex with me.

[Adam
That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, next time this is
Lakin sayin all the world is schlach.