[Adam Hey how ya doin'? My Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street quiz. weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country with my tape recorder and I taped different people having sex. I just sit outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would record and these people wail away on each other man they would really go at it and I it on tape. Also I went around the country and I taped people in weight rooms workin' out man. I would sit there with my tape recorder, press record, and these people would have a workout man and I got that on tape. Now I'm play these tapes for people on the street and see if know the difference between people working out and people havin' sex. Sir, your name?
Hi, how ya doin'? My name's Miner.
Sandler]: Oh terrific. My Barry Lakin.
Uh huh
[Adam And let me tell you I did man. I went around the country and taped people sex
Uh huh
[Adam I also taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna one of the two tapes for you now
Ok
[Adam You dig? You me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or havin'
I got ya
[Adam Alright I'm pressing the button...Now.
and screams}
[Adam do you think?
Well that's having sex.
[Adam No they were doing a Military
But..but they...
[Adam No wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people will hear. When the ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to else. Sir, what's your name?
Uh hi my is Ron.
Sandler]: Ron, what's last name, quick.
Ron Johnson.
[Adam Alright, that's good enough. My name's Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
[Adam Terrific. What I'm do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if people are havin' sex..
[Adam See how he says yeah? Or out in a fitness center.
Uh huh
[Adam I'm play...Now.
{Moans and
Sandler]: And do you think?
Uh, was two gay men having sex.
[Adam No those two men doing Butterfly Curls.
Sounded like two gay guys sex.
[Adam no sir, you are dead wrong.
Alright.
[Adam Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, out, building pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to the conclusion that this man is either gay himself or not straight. along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your
Uh Bartowski
[Adam And Larry, how old are
I am 62.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
[Adam Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if two people are having sex or out. Are you ready sir?
I think I'll be to do this.
[Adam Alright sir. we go. And play.
{Moans and
[Adam Okay sir. What was Sex or weight lifting?
That was definitely two people sex.
Sandler]: No they were Leg Squats.
You're kidding me? They were not sex?
Sandler]: No sir, you are way off base.
I don't it.
[Adam Alright I'll it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time, you will...be the only one who did. so...play.
and screams}
[Adam Okay, your second chance. What do you think?
Those were definitely having sex.
Sandler]: No wrong again, sir. for playing the game.
You're me. They, they...
Sandler]: Alright sir, I'm moving on, I it.
They having sex.
Sandler]: Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. we learned a lot about men today. Let's on to women. How are you?
Okay.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Hi.
[Adam Hi. What's name?
Uh Sanders.
Sandler]: Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do now is record something, not play, but record.
Oh okay.
[Adam I'm gonna ask you to close your now. And I'm gonna record something. Then I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna to tell me if these to people are sex or working out in a gym.
Okay.
[Adam Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to going on.
You're my pants.
Sandler]: Yeah that's right. Keep your closed I'm recording something.
Oh that good.
[Adam Mm-hmm, yeah it good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna blow it we go
uh! it all over me!
[Adam Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind one. Alright now I'm gonna play it for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight room. we go.
[Adam Now do you think?
That was you sex with me.
Sandler]: That's right and thanks for by. Okay. Well, until next time this is Barry sayin all the world is schlach.