[Adam Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm with the man on the street quiz. This weeks's show is a man, it really is. I went around the country with my tape recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would sit outside their bedroom without anybody knowin' and I would press record and these people would wail away on each other man they really go at it and I captured it on tape. Also I went around the country and I taped in weight rooms out man. I would just sit there with my tape recorder, press record, and these people would themselves a workout man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these tapes for people on the and see if they know the difference between people working out and havin' sex. Sir, what's name?
Hi, how ya doin'? My Gregory Miner.
[Adam Oh terrific. My Barry Lakin.
Uh huh
[Adam And let me tell you what I did man. I went the country and taped people sex
Uh huh
[Adam I also taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna one of the two tapes for you now
Ok
[Adam You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? out or havin'
I got ya
[Adam Alright I'm the play button...Now.
and screams}
[Adam do you think?
Well that's having sex.
Sandler]: No they were doing a Press
But..but they...
[Adam No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing people will hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's on to else. Sir, what's your name?
Uh hi my is Ron.
[Adam Ron, what's last name, quick.
Ron Johnson.
[Adam Alright, that's good enough. My Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
[Adam Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a for you. And you tell me if these people are sex..
[Adam See how he yeah? Or working out in a fitness center.
Uh huh
[Adam I'm play...Now.
and screams}
[Adam And what do you
Uh, was two gay men having sex.
Sandler]: No those were two men doing Curls.
Sounded two gay guys having sex.
Sandler]: Well no sir, you are wrong.
Alright.
[Adam Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, out, building their muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which leads me to the conclusion that this man is gay himself or not straight. Moving along. And gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your name?
Uh Bartowski
Sandler]: And Larry, how old are
I am 62.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
Sandler]: Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you to tell me if these two are having sex or working out. Are you ready sir?
I I'll be able to do this.
Sandler]: Alright sir. we go. And play.
{Moans and
Sandler]: Okay sir. What was that? Sex or weight
That was definitely two people sex.
[Adam No were doing Leg Squats.
You're kidding me? They were not sex?
Sandler]: No sir, you are way off base.
I don't it.
Sandler]: Alright I'll it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time, you will...be the one who did. Okay so...play.
and screams}
[Adam Okay, your second chance. What do you think?
Those were definitely having sex.
Sandler]: No again, sir. Thanks for playing the game.
You're me. They, they...
Sandler]: Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.
They having sex.
[Adam Alright in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today. Let's move on to women. How are
Okay.
[Adam My name's Lakin.
Hi.
[Adam Hi. What's name?
Uh Sanders.
Sandler]: Okay Jessica. I'm gonna do right now is record something, not play, but record.
Oh okay.
[Adam I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna something. Then I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna to tell me if these to people are sex or working out in a gym.
Okay.
[Adam Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to going on.
You're my pants.
[Adam Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes closed I'm something.
Oh feels good.
[Adam Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm blow it here we go
uh! shoot it all me!
[Adam Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. now I'm gonna play it back for you. Are people having sex or are they in a weight room. we go.
[Adam Now do you think?
That was you having sex me.
[Adam That's right and for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this is Barry Lakin sayin all the is schlach.