[Adam Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm with the man on the street quiz. weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country with my tape and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I press record and these would wail away on each other man they would really go at it and I captured it on tape. Also I around the country and I taped people in weight rooms workin' out man. I would sit there with my tape recorder, press record, and these people would have themselves a man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these for people on the street and see if know the difference between people working out and people havin' sex. Sir, what's your
Hi, how ya My name's Gregory Miner.
[Adam Oh terrific. My name's Lakin.
Uh huh
[Adam And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the and taped people sex
Uh huh
[Adam I also taped people workin' out in a room man. I'm gonna play one of the two tapes for you now
Ok
[Adam You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' Workin' out or havin'
I got ya
[Adam Alright I'm the play button...Now.
{Moans and
[Adam do you think?
Well people having sex.
Sandler]: No were doing a Military Press
But..but they...
[Adam No wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people will hear. When the human ear wants to hear sex, it sex. Hmm. Let's move on to someone else. Sir, what's name?
Uh hi my is Ron.
[Adam Ron, what's your name, quick.
Ron Johnson.
[Adam Alright, that's enough. My name's Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
[Adam Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is play a for you. And you tell me if these are havin' sex..
[Adam See how he says yeah? Or out in a fitness center.
Uh huh
[Adam I'm play...Now.
{Moans and
[Adam And do you think?
Uh, that was two gay men sex.
Sandler]: No were two men doing Butterfly Curls.
Sounded two gay guys having sex.
[Adam no sir, you are dead wrong.
Alright.
[Adam Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, out, building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. leads me to the conclusion that man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, your name?
Uh Bartowski
Sandler]: And Larry, how old are
I am 62.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
Sandler]: Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a for ya. Now you have to tell me if these two people are having sex or out. Are you ready sir?
I think I'll be to do this.
[Adam sir. Here we go. And play.
{Moans and
Sandler]: Okay sir. was that? Sex or weight lifting?
That was definitely two people sex.
[Adam No they were Leg Squats.
You're kidding me? They were not sex?
Sandler]: No sir, you are way off base.
I believe it.
[Adam Alright I'll play it back for you again sir. And if you get it this time, you will...be the one who did. Okay so...play.
{Moans and
Sandler]: Okay, here's your second chance. do you think?
Those people definitely having sex.
[Adam No again, sir. Thanks for playing the game.
You're me. They, they...
[Adam Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.
They were sex.
[Adam that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot about men today. Let's move on to women. How are
Okay.
[Adam My name's Lakin.
Hi.
[Adam Hi. your name?
Uh Sanders.
[Adam Okay Jessica. What I'm do right now is record something, not play, but record.
Oh okay.
[Adam I'm gonna ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm record something. Then I'm gonna play it back to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if to people are having sex or out in a gym.
Okay.
[Adam Okay, close your eyes. I'm record now. Pay no attention to what's going on.
You're my pants.
[Adam Yeah that's right. Keep your eyes closed I'm something.
Oh feels good.
[Adam Mm-hmm, yeah it good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too I'm gonna blow it here we go
uh! shoot it all me!
Sandler]: Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind one. Alright now I'm play it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight room. we go.
[Adam Now do you think?
That was you sex with me.
[Adam That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, next time this is Barry Lakin all the world is schlach.