[Adam Hey how ya doin'? My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here the man on the street quiz. This weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I around the country my tape recorder and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit outside their bedroom windows without anybody knowin' and I would press and these people would wail away on each other man they really go at it and I captured it on tape. Also I went around the country and I people in weight workin' out man. I would just sit there with my tape recorder, press record, and these people have themselves a workout man and I got that on tape. Now I'm gonna these tapes for people on the street and see if they the difference between people working out and people havin' sex. Sir, your name?
Hi, how ya My name's Gregory Miner.
[Adam Oh terrific. My Barry Lakin.
Uh huh
[Adam And let me tell you what I did man. I went the country and taped people sex
Uh huh
[Adam I taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the two for you right now
Ok
[Adam You dig? You tell me which of the two they're okay? Workin' out or havin'
I got ya
[Adam Alright I'm the play button...Now.
{Moans and
[Adam do you think?
Well that's people sex.
Sandler]: No they were a Military Press
But..but they...
[Adam No wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what people will hear. the human ear wants to hear sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to someone else. Sir, what's your
Uh hi my is Ron.
[Adam Ron, what's last name, quick.
Ron Johnson.
[Adam Alright, that's good enough. My name's Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
Sandler]: Terrific. What I'm gonna do now is a tape for you. And you tell me if these people are sex..
[Adam See how he says yeah? Or out in a fitness center.
Uh huh
[Adam I'm play...Now.
{Moans and
Sandler]: And what do you
Uh, that was two gay men sex.
[Adam No those were two men doing Curls.
Sounded two gay guys having sex.
[Adam no sir, you are dead wrong.
Alright.
[Adam for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, working out, building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which me to the conclusion that this man is either gay or not straight. Moving along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's your
Uh Larry
Sandler]: And Larry, how old are
I am 62.
[Adam My Barry Lakin.
Nice to you Barry.
[Adam Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a tape for ya. Now you to tell me if these two people are having sex or out. Are you ready sir?
I I'll be able to do this.
Sandler]: Alright sir. we go. And play.
{Moans and
[Adam Okay sir. What was that? Sex or lifting?
That was two people having sex.
[Adam No they were Leg Squats.
You're kidding me? were not having sex?
[Adam No sir, you are way off base.
I don't it.
Sandler]: Alright I'll play it back for you again sir. And if you get it this time, you will...be the one who did. Okay so...play.
{Moans and
[Adam Okay, here's your second chance. What do you
Those people were definitely sex.
Sandler]: No wrong again, sir. for playing the game.
You're me. They, they...
[Adam Alright sir, I'm moving on, I it.
They having sex.
Sandler]: Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. we learned a lot about men today. Let's move on to women. How are
Okay.
[Adam My name's Lakin.
Hi.
[Adam Hi. What's your
Uh Sanders.
Sandler]: Okay Jessica. I'm gonna do right now is record something, not play, but record.
Oh okay.
[Adam I'm gonna ask you to close eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then I'm gonna it back to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if these to are having sex or working out in a gym.
Okay.
[Adam Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to going on.
You're my pants.
Sandler]: Yeah that's right. your eyes closed I'm recording something.
Oh that good.
[Adam Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm slow down or I'm in trouble. Ahh too late I'm gonna it here we go
uh! it all over me!
[Adam Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me that one. Alright now I'm gonna play it back for you. Are these people sex or are they in a weight room. we go.
[Adam Now what do you
That was you having sex me.
[Adam That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, next time this is Barry Lakin all the world is schlach.