Luyện nghe bài hát Sex Or Weight Lifting

[Adam
Hey how ya doin'? My name's Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street
quiz. weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country
with my tape and I taped different people having sex. I would just sit
outside their windows without anybody knowin' and I would press record
and these people would wail away on each other man would really go at it
and I captured it on tape. Also I went the country and I taped people in
weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit with my tape recorder,
press record, and these people would have a workout man and I got
that on tape. Now I'm gonna play these for people on the street and see
if know the difference between people working out and people havin' sex.
Sir, what's name?

Hi, how ya My name's Gregory Miner.

Sandler]:
Oh terrific. My Barry Lakin.

Uh huh

[Adam
And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the country and taped
sex

Uh huh

[Adam
I also taped workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna play one of the
two for you right now

Ok

[Adam
You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' Workin' out or havin'

I got ya

[Adam
I'm pressing the play button...Now.

{Moans and

[Adam
do you think?

Well people having sex.

[Adam
No they were a Military Press

But..but they...

[Adam
No you're wrong. Thank you very for stopping by. Amazing what people will
hear. When the human ear wants to sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to
someone else. Sir, what's name?

Uh hi my is Ron.

Sandler]:
Ron, what's your name, quick.

Ron Johnson.

[Adam
Alright, good enough. My name's Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

[Adam
Terrific. What I'm do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if
these are havin' sex..

[Adam
See how he says Or working out in a fitness center.

Uh huh

[Adam
I'm play...Now.

and screams}

[Adam
And what do you

Uh, that was two gay men sex.

Sandler]:
No those two men doing Butterfly Curls.

Sounded two gay guys having sex.

Sandler]:
Well no sir, you are wrong.

Alright.

[Adam
Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, out,
building their pectorial muscles. And this man hears gay sex. Which me to
the that this man is either gay himself or not straight. Moving
along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, what's name?

Uh Larry

Sandler]:
And Larry, how old are

I am 62.

[Adam
My Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

[Adam
Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna play a for ya. Now you have to tell me if these
two people are sex or working out. Are you ready sir?

I think be able to do this.

[Adam
Alright sir. we go. And play.

and screams}

[Adam
Okay sir. What was that? Sex or lifting?

That was definitely two having sex.

Sandler]:
No they were Leg Squats.

You're me? They were not having sex?

[Adam
No sir, you are way off base.

I believe it.

Sandler]:
Alright I'll play it back for you again sir. And if you get it right time,
you will...be the only one who did. so...play.

{Moans and

[Adam
Okay, here's second chance. What do you think?

Those people were definitely sex.

Sandler]:
No wrong again, sir. for playing the game.

You're me. They, they...

Sandler]:
Alright sir, I'm moving on, I it.

They having sex.

Sandler]:
Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we a lot about men today.
move on to women. How are you?

Okay.

[Adam
My name's Lakin.

Hi.

[Adam
Hi. What's name?

Uh Sanders.

Sandler]:
Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do right now is something, not play, but
record.

Oh okay.

[Adam
I'm ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then
I'm gonna play it back to you. And gonna have to tell me if these to
are having sex or working out in a gym.

Okay.

[Adam
Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to going
on.

You're my pants.

[Adam
Yeah right. Keep your eyes closed I'm recording something.

Oh that good.

Sandler]:
Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna down or I'm
in trouble. Ahh too I'm gonna blow it here we go

uh! it all over me!

Sandler]:
Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind that one. now I'm
gonna it back for you. Are these people having sex or are they in a weight
room. we go.

[Adam
Now what do you

That was you sex with me.

Sandler]:
That's right and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until time this is
Barry Lakin all the world is schlach.