Luyện nghe bài hát Sex Or Weight Lifting

[Adam
Hey how ya My name's Barry Lakin and I'm here with the man on the street
quiz. weeks's show is a doozy man, it really is. I went around the country
with my tape recorder and I taped people having sex. I would just sit
outside their bedroom without anybody knowin' and I would press record
and these people would wail away on each other man would really go at it
and I captured it on tape. Also I went around the country and I taped in
weight rooms workin' out man. I would just sit there with my recorder,
press record, and these people have themselves a workout man and I got
that on tape. Now I'm play these tapes for people on the street and see
if they know the difference between people working out and people sex.
Sir, your name?

Hi, how ya doin'? My Gregory Miner.

[Adam
Oh terrific. My name's Lakin.

Uh huh

[Adam
And let me tell you what I did man. I went around the and taped people
sex

Uh huh

[Adam
I also taped people workin' out in a weight room man. I'm gonna one of the
two tapes for you now

Ok

[Adam
You dig? You tell me which of the two they're doin' okay? Workin' out or

I got ya

[Adam
Alright I'm pressing the button...Now.

and screams}

[Adam
What do you

Well that's having sex.

[Adam
No they were a Military Press

But..but they...

[Adam
No you're wrong. Thank you very much for stopping by. Amazing what will
hear. When the human ear wants to sex, it hears sex. Hmm. Let's move on to
someone else. Sir, what's your

Uh hi my is Ron.

[Adam
Ron, what's your name, quick.

Ron Johnson.

[Adam
Alright, that's good enough. My name's Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

[Adam
Terrific. I'm gonna do now is play a tape for you. And you tell me if
people are havin' sex..

[Adam
See how he says Or working out in a fitness center.

Uh huh

[Adam
I'm play...Now.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
And what do you

Uh, was two gay men having sex.

Sandler]:
No those were two men Butterfly Curls.

Sounded like two gay having sex.

[Adam
Well no sir, you are wrong.

Alright.

[Adam
Thanks for stopping by. Wow, interesting. Two men, on tape, out,
building their pectorial muscles. And man hears gay sex. Which leads me to
the conclusion that this man is gay himself or not straight. Moving
along. And older gentleman. How are ya sir, your name?

Uh Bartowski

Sandler]:
And Larry, how old are

I am 62.

[Adam
My Barry Lakin.

Nice to you Barry.

Sandler]:
Terrific. Larry, I'm gonna a tape for ya. Now you have to tell me if these
two people are having sex or working out. Are you ready

I I'll be able to do this.

Sandler]:
Alright sir. we go. And play.

{Moans and

Sandler]:
Okay sir. was that? Sex or weight lifting?

That was definitely two having sex.

[Adam
No were doing Leg Squats.

You're kidding me? were not having sex?

Sandler]:
No sir, you are way off base.

I don't it.

[Adam
Alright play it back for you again sir. And if you get it right this time,
you will...be the only one who did. so...play.

and screams}

[Adam
Okay, here's your chance. What do you think?

Those were definitely having sex.

[Adam
No wrong again, sir. Thanks for the game.

You're me. They, they...

Sandler]:
Alright sir, I'm on, I appreciate it.

They having sex.

[Adam
Alright that's in your head. Bye bye. Well we learned a lot men today.
Let's move on to women. How are

Okay.

[Adam
My name's Lakin.

Hi.

[Adam
Hi. your name?

Uh Sanders.

[Adam
Okay Jessica. What I'm gonna do now is record something, not play, but
record.

Oh okay.

[Adam
I'm ask you to close your eyes now. And I'm gonna record something. Then
I'm play it back to you. And you're gonna have to tell me if these to
people are having sex or out in a gym.

Okay.

[Adam
Okay, close your eyes. I'm hitting record now. Pay no attention to going
on.

You're my pants.

[Adam
that's right. Keep your eyes closed I'm recording something.

Oh that good.

Sandler]:
Mm-hmm, yeah it feels good here too. Alright. Okay, I'm gonna down or I'm
in trouble. Ahh too I'm gonna blow it here we go

uh! shoot it all me!

[Adam
Alright. Okay let me hit stop. And let me rewind one. Alright now I'm
gonna play it back for you. Are these people sex or are they in a weight
room. we go.

[Adam
Now what do you

That was you sex with me.

Sandler]:
That's and thanks for stoppin' by. Okay. Well, until next time this is
Barry sayin all the world is schlach.