As a boy I dreamed of playing Rock and Roll Playing in with every ticket sold Seven figure income from a six string gorgeous women and drivin' custom cars Then it happened my record went gold Then I'm thinking what'll I do I get old? live forever as the King of Rock That's why I'm in some blue chip stocks
I got SEX, DRUGS, and I'm a rock and roller with financial SEX, DRUGS and I'm a guitar hero with equity.
I'm a modern rebel with a I like finding in the new tax laws My fans are reading 'bout me in the Rolling While I'm to my broker on the telephone. On stage I run like some animal But all my money's in a compound This life is dangerous but I don't 'Cause I got on my guitar and my hair!
I got SEX, DRUGS, and I'm a and roller with financial security SEX, DRUGS and I'm a hero with mortgage equity.
We used to be such a band.. Phil and Nick and Bob and But Phil choked on his And Nick choked on his vomit And Stan choked on his vomit And so did Bob.
WHAT A OF IDIOTS!
Their deaths sure meant an lot to me 'Cause now I'm getting all their They would have spent them on women and But me I got commodities that won't lose!
The things in life I appreciate Are any and bonds that won't depreciate My stocks are healthy and my high Rock and roll and real estate will die!
I got SEX, DRUGS, and I'm a rock and with financial security SEX, and RRSPs I'm a guitar hero with equity.
SEX, DRUGS, and I'm a rock and roller financial security SEX, and RRSPs I'm a guitar hero with equity. I'm a guitar hero with equity. I'm a guitar hero mortgage equity!!!