As a little boy I dreamed of Rock and Roll Playing in stadiums with every ticket Seven income from a six string guitar Dating gorgeous women and drivin' cars Then it happened when my went gold Then I'm thinking I do when I get old? Can't live as the King of Rock That's why I'm investing in some blue stocks
I got SEX, DRUGS, and I'm a rock and roller with security SEX, DRUGS and I'm a hero with mortgage equity.
I'm a modern with a cause I like finding loopholes in the new tax My are reading 'bout me in the Rolling Stone I'm talking to my broker on the telephone. On stage I run like some animal But all my money's in a annual This is dangerous but I don't care 'Cause I got on my guitar and my hair!
I got SEX, DRUGS, and I'm a and roller with financial security SEX, and RRSPs I'm a hero with mortgage equity.
We used to be a happy band.. and Nick and Bob and Stan But choked on his vomit And then Nick choked on his And then Stan choked on his And so did Bob.
A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!
Their deaths meant an awful lot to me 'Cause now I'm getting all their They would spent them on women and booze But me I got commodities that won't lose!
The things in life I appreciate Are any stocks and that won't depreciate My stocks are healthy and my bankroll's Rock and roll and real will never die!
I got SEX, DRUGS, and I'm a rock and roller financial security SEX, and RRSPs I'm a guitar hero mortgage equity.
SEX, DRUGS, and I'm a rock and with financial security SEX, DRUGS and I'm a guitar hero with equity. I'm a guitar with mortgage equity. I'm a hero with mortgage equity!!!