As a little boy I dreamed of Rock and Roll in stadiums with every ticket sold Seven figure from a six string guitar Dating gorgeous women and drivin' cars Then it happened when my record went I'm thinking what'll I do when I get old? Can't live forever as the King of why I'm investing in some blue chip stocks
I got SEX, DRUGS, and I'm a rock and roller financial security SEX, DRUGS and I'm a guitar hero with equity.
I'm a rebel with a cause I like loopholes in the new tax laws My fans are reading 'bout me in the Rolling While I'm to my broker on the telephone. On stage I run around like some But all my money's in a compound This life is dangerous but I care I got insurance on my guitar and my hair!
I got SEX, DRUGS, and I'm a rock and roller financial security SEX, DRUGS and I'm a hero with mortgage equity.
We used to be such a band.. Phil and Nick and Bob and But choked on his vomit And then Nick choked on his And then Stan on his vomit And so did Bob.
A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!
Their sure meant an awful lot to me 'Cause now I'm getting all royalties They would have spent them on women and But me I got that just won't lose!
The things in life that I Are any and bonds that won't depreciate My stocks are and my bankroll's high Rock and roll and real estate never die!
I got SEX, DRUGS, and I'm a rock and roller with security SEX, DRUGS and I'm a guitar hero with equity.
SEX, DRUGS, and I'm a rock and with financial security SEX, DRUGS and I'm a hero with mortgage equity. I'm a hero with mortgage equity. I'm a hero with mortgage equity!!!