As a little boy I dreamed of playing and Roll Playing in with every ticket sold Seven figure from a six string guitar Dating gorgeous women and custom cars Then it when my record went gold Then I'm thinking what'll I do I get old? Can't live as the King of Rock That's why I'm investing in blue chip stocks
I got SEX, DRUGS, and I'm a rock and roller with financial SEX, DRUGS and I'm a hero with mortgage equity.
I'm a modern rebel a cause I like loopholes in the new tax laws My fans are reading 'bout me in the Stone While I'm to my broker on the telephone. On stage I run around some animal But all my money's in a annual life is dangerous but I don't care 'Cause I got on my guitar and my hair!
I got SEX, DRUGS, and I'm a rock and with financial security SEX, and RRSPs I'm a guitar hero with equity.
We used to be a happy band.. Phil and Nick and Bob and But choked on his vomit And then Nick on his vomit And then Stan on his vomit And so did Bob.
A BUNCH OF IDIOTS!
Their deaths sure an awful lot to me now I'm getting all their royalties They would have spent them on and booze But me I got commodities that won't lose!
The things in life I appreciate Are any stocks and bonds that won't My stocks are healthy and my bankroll's Rock and roll and real will never die!
I got SEX, DRUGS, and I'm a rock and roller with security SEX, and RRSPs I'm a guitar hero with equity.
SEX, DRUGS, and I'm a rock and roller with security SEX, and RRSPs I'm a guitar with mortgage equity. I'm a hero with mortgage equity. I'm a hero with mortgage equity!!!