Sex

Sex is a very funny thing
Sometimes it's good
Sometimes it's bad
You can't get it all the same

First time it can be very hard
But you know, you gotta try it again
Yeah, just try it again

Now sex is a curious thing
Sometimes it burns
Sometimes it stings
Sometimes it leaves a stain

One day, you just had enough
Next day, you gotta do it again
And again and again

In one
Shepherds pie
In two
Shepherds pie

In three
Shepherds pie
And bully's special prize
A years supply of shepherds pie
(Oh, cheers)

And sex is a very funny thing
Sometimes it's
Sometimes
Sometime

The first time can be very hard
But you know you gotta try it again
Yeah, you just try it again and again

And that's sex