Luyện nghe bài hát Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television

I words. I thank you for hearing my words.
I want to tell you about words that I think is important.
my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
Words are all we have, really. We thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
then we a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
that thought, so be careful words. I like to think that the same
that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
There are some that are not into all the words.
There are some that would you not use certain words.
There are 400,000 words in the language and there are 7
of you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
399,993 to 7. must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
to be from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
Bad Words. what they told us they were, remember?
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
and words. You know the 7, don't you, you can't say on television?
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the that'll infect your soul,
curve your spine, and keep the country winning the war.
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is a friendly
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, "Hey, Tits, come here,
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It like a
snack, it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your sexist
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Tits, Corn Tits,
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words on the list,
but you can understand why of them are there. I'm not
completely to people's feelings. I can understand why
some of those words got on the list, like and
MotherFucker. are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
there. Besides the literal and the emotional feeling.
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to
with. And Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
you "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
It's an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
other Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, which go
together of course. A little accedental there. The reason that
and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
certain that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
don't mind and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm to tinckle now."
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's
accedental humor, I wanna get into that now because I think
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a
word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
hurt one another quite often. People much than I am said,
"I'd rather my son watch a film with 2 people making love
than 2 people to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
a great sentence. I wish I knew who it first. I agree with that but
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word for
the word Kill in all of movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna you slow."
So maybe next year I'll have a fuckin' ramp on the N word.
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, any
circumstanses. You cannot say them ever ever ever. Not even
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel Doc, and Ed,
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget 7. They're out.
But there are some words, those double-meaning words.
Remember the ones you giggled at in grade? "...And the cock
3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is for
Kirk to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. you? He's holding
them. He must've them, by God." and the other 2-way word that
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it to your finger. You
can prik finger but don't finger your prik. No,no.