Luyện nghe bài hát Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television

I words. I thank you for hearing my words.
I to tell you something about words that I think is important.
They're my work, my play, they're my passion.
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but are fluid.
we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
that thought, so be careful with words. I to think that the same
words that hurt can heal, it is a of how you pick them.
There are some people that are not all the words.
There are that would have you not use certain words.
There are 400,000 words in the English and there are 7
of them you say on television. What a ratio that is.
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. have to be outrageous
to be seperated a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were,
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones infect your soul,
curve your spine, and keep the from winning the war.
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even on the list. That is such a friendly
word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds a
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Tits, Corn Tits,
Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, that word
not belong on the list. none of the words belong on the list,
but you can why some of them are there. I'm not
completely to people's feelings. I can understand why
some of words got on the list, like CockSucker and
MotherFucker. Those are words. There is a lot going on
there. Besides the literal and the emotional feeling.
I mean, they're just busy words. a lot of syllables to contend
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They jump out at
you "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
other 4-letter words are Piss and Cunt, which go
of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
Piss and Cunt are on the is because a long time ago, there were
certain ladies that "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm to tinckle now."
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well more
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into now because I think
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a
imprortant word. It is the of life, yet it is a word we use to
one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
"I'd rather have my son watch a film 2 people making love
2 people trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
a great sentence. I wish I knew who it first. I agree with that but
I like to take it a further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
the word Kill in all of movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're Fuck you slow."
So maybe next year I'll have a whole fuckin' on the N word.
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, any
circumstanses. You just cannot say ever ever ever. Not even
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel Doc, and Ed,
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. tHose 7. They're out.
But are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth "...And the cock
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is for
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word
goes with that one is Prik. okay if it happens to your finger. You
can prik your finger but don't your prik. No,no.