Luyện nghe bài hát Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television

I love words. I thank you for my words.
I want to tell you something about that I think is important.
They're my work, my play, they're my passion.
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but are fluid.
then we assign a word to a thought and we're with that word for
that thought, so be careful words. I like to think that the same
words that can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
There are some people are not into all the words.
There are some that would have you not use words.
There are 400,000 words in the English and there are 7
of them you can't say on television. What a that is.
399,993 to 7. must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
to be seperated from a group large. All of you over here,you 7,
Bad Words. That's what they us they were, remember?
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
and words. You the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect soul,
curve your spine, and keep the country winning the war.
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't belong on the list. That is such a friendly
word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It like a
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I mean your sexist
snack. I New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Eat Just
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, word does
not belong on the list. Actually none of the belong on the list,
but you can understand why some of are there. I'm not
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can why
some of those words got on the list, CockSucker and
MotherFucker. Those are words. There is a lot going on
there. Besides the literal translation and the feeling.
I mean, they're busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
with. And those Ks, those are sounds. They just jump out at
you "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
It's an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon words are Piss and Cunt, go
of course. A little accedental humor there. The reason that
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long ago, there were
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not to say. I
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", led to such
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to now."
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well more
humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
it takes to long. But I do that. I think the word Fuck is a very
imprortant word. It is the of life, yet it is a word we use to
hurt one another quite often. People wiser than I am said,
"I'd rather my son watch a film with 2 people making love
than 2 trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with but
I like to take it a step further. I'd to substitute the word Fuck for
the word Kill in all of those movie we grew up with. "Okay,
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but gonna Fuck you slow."
So maybe next year I'll have a fuckin' ramp on the N word.
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can say on television, under any
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the with Doc, and Ed,
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. out.
But there are some 2-way words, those words.
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, it is okay for
Kirk to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
say "I he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the 2-way word that
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it to your finger. You
can prik finger but don't finger your prik. No,no.