Luyện nghe bài hát Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television

I love words. I thank you for my words.
I want to you something about words that I think is important.
They're my work, they're my play, my passion.
are all we have, really. We have thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
then we assign a word to a thought and stuck with that word for
that thought, so be careful words. I like to think that the same
words that can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
There are some people are not into all the words.
There are some that would have you not use words.
are 400,000 words in the English language and there are 7
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio is.
399,993 to 7. must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
to be from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
Bad Words. what they told us they were, remember?
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll your soul,
your spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Wow! ...and Tits even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
sounding word. It sounds a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds a
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your
snack. I mean New Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, word does
not belong on the list. Actually of the words belong on the list,
but you can understand why some of are there. I'm not
completely insensetive to feelings. I can understand why
some of words got on the list, like CockSucker and
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. is a lot going on
there. Besides the literal translation and the feeling.
I mean, they're just busy words. There's a lot of to contend
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They jump out at
you "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
other 4-letter words are Piss and Cunt, which go
together of course. A little accedental there. The reason that
and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
certain that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
stupid as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
And, of course, the Fuck. I don't really, well that's more
accedental humor, I don't wanna get into now because I think
it takes to long. But I do that. I think the word Fuck is a very
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a we use to
hurt one another quite often. People much than I am said,
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people love
than 2 people trying to one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
a great sentence. I wish I who said it first. I agree with that but
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the Fuck for
the word Kill in all of those movie we grew up with. "Okay,
Sherrif, we're gonna you now, but we're gonna Fuck you slow."
So next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, any
circumstanses. You just say them ever ever ever. Not even
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the with Doc, and Ed,
and Johnny. I mean, it is impossible. Forget tHose 7. They're out.
But there are some words, those double-meaning words.
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth "...And the cock
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, like it is for
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
say "I think he hurt his on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way that
with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
can prik finger but don't finger your prik. No,no.