Luyện nghe bài hát Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television

I love words. I you for hearing my words.
I want to you something about words that I think is important.
my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
Words are all we have, really. We have but thoughts are fluid.
we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to think the same
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you them.
There are people that are not into all the words.
There are that would have you not use certain words.
There are 400,000 words in the English language and are 7
of you can't say on television. What a ratio that is.
399,993 to 7. must really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
to be from a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were,
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
and words. You know the 7, don't you, that you can't say on
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones infect your soul,
curve your spine, and keep the country winning the war.
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Wow! ...and Tits even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds a
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't mean your
snack. I mean New Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, word does
not belong on the list. Actually of the words belong on the list,
but you can why some of them are there. I'm not
completely insensetive to feelings. I can understand why
some of those got on the list, like CockSucker and
MotherFucker. are heavyweight words. There is a lot going on
there. the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
I mean, just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
with. And those Ks, are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
you "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
like an assualt on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon are Piss and Cunt, which go
together of course. A accedental humor there. The reason that
and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there were
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not to say. I
don't mind and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to now."
And, of course, the word Fuck. I really, well that's more
accedental humor, I don't wanna get that now because I think
it to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a we use to
one another quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 people love
than 2 people to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
a sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with that but
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the Fuck for
the word Kill in all of movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but gonna Fuck you slow."
So next year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, any
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever. Not even
clinically. You cannot weave them in on the panel Doc, and Ed,
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. out.
But there are some words, those double-meaning words.
Remember the ones you giggled at in grade? "...And the cock
3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, it is okay for
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word
goes that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
can prik your but don't finger your prik. No,no.