Luyện nghe bài hát Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television

I love words. I thank you for my words.
I to tell you something about words that I think is important.
my work, they're my play, they're my passion.
Words are all we have, really. We have thoughts but are fluid.
then we a word to a thought and we're stuck with that word for
that thought, so be careful with words. I like to that the same
words that hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you them.
There are some people are not into all the words.
There are some that would have you not use words.
There are 400,000 in the English language and there are 7
of them you can't say on television. What a ratio is.
399,993 to 7. They must really be bad. They'd have to be
to be seperated from a that large. All of you over here,you 7,
Bad Words. That's they told us they were, remember?
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
and words. You the 7, don't you, that you can't say on television?
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect soul,
curve your spine, and keep the from winning the war.
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't belong on the list. That is such a friendly
sounding word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, here,
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It like a
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't your sexist
snack. I mean New Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
One." That's true. I switch off. But I mean, that word does
not belong on the list. none of the words belong on the list,
but you can understand why some of are there. I'm not
completely insensetive to feelings. I can understand why
some of words got on the list, like CockSucker and
MotherFucker. Those are words. There is a lot going on
there. Besides the literal and the emotional feeling.
I mean, they're just words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
with. And those Ks, those are agressive sounds. They jump out at
you "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
It's like an on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon are Piss and Cunt, which go
together of course. A little accedental there. The reason that
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, were
certain ladies that "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
don't mind and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well more
accedental humor, I don't wanna get that now because I think
it takes to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a
word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a word we use to
hurt one another quite often. much wiser than I am said,
"I'd rather have my son watch a film 2 people making love
than 2 people to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
a great sentence. I wish I who said it first. I agree with that but
I like to take it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word for
the word Kill in all of those movie cliches we up with. "Okay,
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but gonna Fuck you slow."
So maybe year I'll have a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
I so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, under any
circumstanses. You just cannot say ever ever ever. Not even
clinically. You weave them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget tHose 7. out.
But there are some words, those double-meaning words.
the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are 2-way words, like it is okay for
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? He's
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way word
goes with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to finger. You
can prik your finger but finger your prik. No,no.