Luyện nghe bài hát Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television

I love words. I you for hearing my words.
I want to tell you about words that I think is important.
They're my work, they're my play, my passion.
Words are all we have, really. We thoughts but thoughts are fluid.
then we assign a word to a thought and stuck with that word for
that thought, so be careful words. I like to think that the same
words that can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
There are some people that are not all the words.
There are that would have you not use certain words.
There are 400,000 in the English language and there are 7
of them you can't say on television. a ratio that is.
399,993 to 7. They really be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
to be seperated a group that large. All of you over here,you 7,
Bad Words. That's they told us they were, remember?
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
and words. You know the 7, you, that you can't say on television?
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Those are the seven. Those are the ones that'll infect your soul,
curve spine, and keep the country from winning the war.
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Wow! ...and Tits doesn't even belong on the list. That is such a
word. It sounds like a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
man. Hey Tits, meet Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It like a
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't your sexist
snack. I mean New Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Corn Tits,
Pizza Tits, Sesame Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, word does
not belong on the list. Actually none of the words on the list,
but you can why some of them are there. I'm not
completely insensetive to people's feelings. I can why
of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. is a lot going on
there. Besides the translation and the emotional feeling.
I mean, they're just words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
with. And Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
you "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
It's like an assualt on you. We Shit earlier, and 2 of the
other 4-letter Anglo-Saxon are Piss and Cunt, which go
together of course. A little accedental there. The reason that
Piss and Cunt are on the list is because a long time ago, there
certain that said "Those are the 2 I am not going to say. I
don't mind Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", led to such
sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to tinckle now."
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's
humor, I don't wanna get into that now because I think
it to long. But I do mean that. I think the word Fuck is a very
imprortant word. It is the of life, yet it is a word we use to
hurt one another quite often. much wiser than I am said,
"I'd rather have my son watch a film with 2 making love
than 2 people to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree that but
I like to it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
the word Kill in all of those cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're gonna you slow."
So maybe next year I'll have a whole ramp on the N word.
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can say on television, under any
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not
clinically. You cannot them in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. tHose 7. They're out.
But there are some words, those double-meaning words.
Remember the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha cock CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, in
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are some 2-way words, it is okay for
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto Clametti has 2 balls on him.", but he
say "I think he hurt his balls on play, Tony. Don't you? He's holding
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the other 2-way that
goes that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
can your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no.