Luyện nghe bài hát Seven Words You Can Never Say On Television

I love words. I you for hearing my words.
I want to tell you about words that I think is important.
They're my work, they're my play, my passion.
Words are all we have, really. We have but thoughts are fluid.
then we assign a word to a thought and we're stuck with word for
thought, so be careful with words. I like to think that the same
words hurt can heal, it is a matter of how you pick them.
There are some people are not into all the words.
There are some that have you not use certain words.
There are 400,000 words in the English and there are 7
of them you can't say on television. What a that is.
399,993 to 7. They must be bad. They'd have to be outrageous
to be seperated from a group that large. All of you here,you 7,
Bad Words. That's what they told us they were,
"That's a bad word!" No bad words, bad thoughts, bad intentions,
and words. You know the 7, you, that you can't say on television?
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Those are the heavy seven. Those are the ones that'll infect soul,
curve your spine, and keep the country from the war.
"Shit, Piss, Fuck, Cunt, CockSucker, MotherFucker, and Tits"
Wow! ...and Tits even belong on the list. That is such a friendly
sounding word. It sounds a nickname, right? "Hey, Tits, come here,
man. Hey Tits, Toots. Toots, Tits. Tits, Toots." It sounds like a
snack, doesn't it? Yes, I know, it is a snack. I don't your sexist
snack. I mean New Nabisco Tits!, and new Cheese Tits, Tits,
Pizza Tits, Tits, Onion Tits, Tater Tits. "Betcha Can't Eat Just
One." That's true. I usually switch off. But I mean, word does
not belong on the list. Actually of the words belong on the list,
but you can understand why of them are there. I'm not
completely insensetive to feelings. I can understand why
of those words got on the list, like CockSucker and
MotherFucker. Those are heavyweight words. There is a lot on
there. the literal translation and the emotional feeling.
I mean, just busy words. There's a lot of syllables to contend
with. And Ks, those are agressive sounds. They just jump out at
you "coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer. coCKsuCKer, motherfuCKer."
It's like an on you. We mentioned Shit earlier, and 2 of the
other 4-letter words are Piss and Cunt, which go
together of course. A little accedental humor there. The that
Piss and Cunt are on the is because a long time ago, there were
certain ladies that said "Those are the 2 I am not to say. I
don't Fuck and Shit but 'P' and 'C' are out.", which led to such
stupid sentences as "Okay you fuckers, I'm going to now."
And, of course, the word Fuck. I don't really, well that's
accedental humor, I don't wanna get that now because I think
it takes to long. But I do that. I think the word Fuck is a very
imprortant word. It is the beginning of life, yet it is a we use to
hurt one quite often. People much wiser than I am said,
"I'd rather have my son watch a film 2 people making love
than 2 trying to kill one another. I, of course, can agree. It is
a great sentence. I wish I knew who said it first. I agree with but
I like to it a step further. I'd like to substitute the word Fuck for
the Kill in all of those movie cliches we grew up with. "Okay,
Sherrif, we're gonna Fuck you now, but we're Fuck you slow."
So maybe next year I'll a whole fuckin' ramp on the N word.
I hope so. Those are the 7 you can never say on television, any
circumstanses. You just cannot say them ever ever ever. Not
clinically. You cannot weave in on the panel with Doc, and Ed,
and Johnny. I mean, it is just impossible. Forget 7. They're out.
But are some 2-way words, those double-meaning words.
the ones you giggled at in sixth grade? "...And the cock
CROWED 3 times" "Hey, tha CROWED 3 times. ha ha ha ha. Hey, it's in
the bible. ha ha ha ha. There are 2-way words, like it is okay for
Kirk Youdi to say "Roberto has 2 balls on him.", but he can't
say "I think he hurt his balls on that play, Tony. Don't you? holding
them. He must've hurt them, by God." and the 2-way word that
with that one is Prik. It's okay if it happens to your finger. You
can your finger but don't finger your prik. No,no.