Seven Curses
My little sister had a glass of No doubt a of wine too many "I bet he's out right now with his Nazi That's right, I it, that's what she is, and when he saunters back at three or four, Don't let him in, put the on the door." But of I'd let him in, the jerk.
Now my silly sister went to some vlachos coffee-grind reader Ad had a gypsy in her eye when she'd smirk "Since how you feel, I know what to do Make sure she gets fixed she takes him from you."
It's a hot August and my sister and I are creeping down south Halsted a storefront past a storefront stoop and a moon And a and a placard that says Madame Maria's.
"Tell me troubles, But five first." what she said And of course, I thought the
Charlatan, Fraud bitch whose Greek was bad and English was worse I held tight to my
My sister did the talking and I down And my foot and sort of twisted on one heel.
Madame to corner And her shawl, Uncovered a dusty old crystal
I peered in myself
Somewhere on love seat, my husband was there court to his mistress and stroking her hair I saw it for "I can't believe it!" I Madame Maria said, "Well, I had a So before you in, I prepared half a potion
Now you must do the other I you a list You must get seven part-silver made special out of bullet bits by some Pollock I know in Evergreen Park And dip them in the potion and them in Buckingham Fountain at 3:13 on Friday morning And she'll be gone, you'll be rid of her!"
Quick, for the potion, we have to get three dozen crabapples that fell off a raggedy old tree right in the southwestern of Columbus Park! Faster, we have to go up to Caputo's Produce and Fruit on Harlem and get the garden snake that lives in the banana bin! Hurry, we have to get the mercury out of the old thermometer they through the north-facing doors To the left by the boys in the lobby of the Monadnock building! And be late, for you must get the silver out of the teeth of one George Karmalitis Who as we speak lies dead under a wool blanket in the basement of the morgue of Laretto hospital The teeth of a man killed by a jealous wife!
I always an old maid I didn't always down the street And the children yell at me Spinny Spinny the Spinster And try to the hat off my head I had a fiancee, or he led me to believe I'd soon be his And I did him, as I had every right to And I'd put on my best dress and go dance at all the dances
And I'd never let the from the barracks cut in They'd come out of Great Lakes, usually off the farm anyway And I'd never let any of the country club beaus get a chance Those cream-colored summer were never cut to my taste anyhow And those Hyde fraternity fellas were out as a matter of course I enjoy a man in red, so certainly not maroon, that's for sure
I had eyes for my guy, see But one he had said he wouldn't be able to take me As he hurt his shoulder and had his arm in a But I went and saw him with another woman And she was wearing his
The silver still smelled and smelted down quick into the or lead or whatever else it was And when the metal was still soft and hot you'd engrave the into it with a stylus from an old whale bone I for a second of what I might write a little different, but with the correct sort of spite One of them asked mou to make that blonde's hair fall straight out The was ready back at my apartment And my and I mumbled and crossed ourselves when we dropped the curses in And I thought of my My and her And I thought of me and him, of what we I of our wedding day
And I was happy, very simply Do you it A modest young woman's contentment It's probably a day, and I think it was The birds chirping And I felt I was dancing on air But not very far off the I wonder if I knew even then things wouldn't always be perfect That one day he'd seek solace in the of another woman And that to win him back, to win him back, I'd have to do
3:11!, 3:12!, 3:13! On a hot August night is asleep But the were watching, witching and my temple was twitching Twitch, twitch, twitch, twitch, twitch, twitch, twitch, Fountain, sweet Fountain, sweet Let your water react and the curses to fact and come true Fountain, sweet Fountain, sweet Let water react and turn the curses to fact and come true And do
The instant we dropped them in, our hearts started to And a wind came up off the lake; make no mistake, we felt released out into the city And I And I As I swept back somehow to Austin, I don't how Scared of I had wrought But terrified, I didn't get I had sought
Oh Jimmy, where you so long Oh Jimmy, where you so long Oh Jimmy, where you so long
Oh Jimmy, you been so long Oh Jimmy, where you been so Oh Jimmy, you been so long
And as the clock eight the next morning My husband was next to me with a smile on his And I looked, no hairs on his pajamas And it was as if I had been awakened from a bad