Well, I've been there, seven drunken Uh hmm, I've been there seven drunken nights, seven drunken Uh hmm
Oh, as I went home on Monday night as drunk as could be I saw a horse outside the door my old horse should be Well, I me wife and I said to her, "Can you kindly tell to me" Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse be?
drunk, you're drunk You old fool, now you can not see And that's a lovely sow that me mother to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw
And as I went on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a coat the door where my old coat should be Well, I me wife and I said to her, "Can you kindly tell to me" Who that coat behind the door where my old coat should be?
You're drunk, you're You old fool, now you can not see That's a blanket that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But buttons in a sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Wednesday as drunk as drunk could be I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old should be And I called me and I said to her, "Can you kindly tell to me Who owns that up on the chair where my old pipe should be?
Billy, you're drunk, drunk You old fool, now you can not see That's a lovely tin whistle that me sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I saw before
And as I went home on night as drunk as drunk could be I saw two beneath the bed where my old boots should be And I me wife and I said to her, "Can you kindly tell to me Who owns boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be?
Billy, you're drunk, drunk You old fool, now you can not see two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But laces in Geranium pots I never saw
And as I went home on Friday as drunk as drunk could be I saw a head upon the bed where my old should be And I called me and I said to her, "Can you kindly tell to me Who owns that head with you in the bed my old head should be?
Billy, you're drunk, you're You old fool, now you can not see That's a baby boy that me mother to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a miles or more But a baby boy with his whiskers on, I saw before