Well, I've been there, drunken nights Uh hmm, I've been there seven drunken nights, drunken days Uh hmm
Oh, as I home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a horse outside the door where my old should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, "Can you kindly to me" Who owns that outside the door where my old horse should be?
You're drunk, you're You old fool, now you can not see And that's a lovely sow that me mother to me Well, it's a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But a saddle on a sow I never saw before
And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as could be I saw a behind the door where my old coat should be Well, I called me wife and I to her, "Can you kindly tell to me" Who owns that coat behind the where my old coat should be?
You're drunk, you're You old fool, now you can not see That's a woolen that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But buttons in a blanket sure I saw before
And as I home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a pipe up on the where my old pipe should be And I called me and I said to her, "Can you kindly tell to me Who owns that pipe up on the chair my old pipe should be?
Billy, drunk, you're drunk You old fool, now you can not see a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a miles or more But tobacco in a tin sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Thursday night as drunk as could be I saw two beneath the bed where my old boots should be And I called me and I said to her, "Can you kindly tell to me Who owns boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be?
Billy, you're drunk, you're You old fool, now you can not see They're two lovely Geranium pots me sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But laces in Geranium I never saw before
And as I went home on Friday as drunk as drunk could be I saw a head upon the bed where my old should be And I called me wife and I said to her, "Can you tell to me Who owns head with you in the bed where my old head should be?
Billy, you're drunk, you're You old fool, now you can not see That's a baby boy me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But a baby boy with his on, I never saw before