Well, I've been there, seven drunken Uh hmm, I've been there seven drunken nights, seven days Uh hmm
Oh, as I went home on night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a horse the door where my old horse should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, "Can you tell to me" Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse be?
drunk, you're drunk You old fool, now you can not see And that's a lovely sow that me mother to me Well, it's a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But a saddle on a sow I never saw before
And as I went on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a behind the door where my old coat should be Well, I called me wife and I to her, "Can you kindly tell to me" Who owns that coat behind the door where my old should be?
You're drunk, you're You old fool, now you can not see That's a blanket that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a miles or more But buttons in a blanket I never saw before
And as I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk be I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old should be And I me wife and I said to her, "Can you kindly tell to me Who owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe be?
Billy, you're drunk, you're You old fool, now you can not see That's a lovely tin that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But in a tin whistle sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Thursday night as as drunk could be I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots be And I called me wife and I said to her, "Can you kindly to me Who owns them beneath the bed where my old boots should be?
Billy, drunk, you're drunk You old fool, now you can not see They're two lovely Geranium pots me sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred or more But laces in Geranium I never saw before
And as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk be I saw a head upon the bed where my old head be And I called me and I said to her, "Can you kindly tell to me Who owns that with you in the bed where my old head should be?
Billy, you're drunk, drunk You old fool, now you can not see That's a baby boy that me sent to me Well, it's a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But a boy with his whiskers on, I never saw before