Well, I've been there, drunken nights Uh hmm, I've been there drunken nights, seven drunken days Uh hmm
Oh, as I went home on Monday night as as drunk could be I saw a outside the door where my old horse should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, "Can you tell to me" Who owns horse outside the door where my old horse should be?
You're drunk, drunk You old fool, now you can not see And that's a lovely sow that me sent to me Well, many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But a on a sow sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Tuesday as drunk as drunk could be I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat be Well, I called me and I said to her, "Can you kindly tell to me" Who owns that coat behind the door where my old should be?
drunk, you're drunk You old fool, now you can not see That's a woolen that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But buttons in a blanket I never saw before
And as I went home on Wednesday night as as drunk could be I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe be And I called me wife and I said to her, "Can you kindly to me Who that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be?
Billy, you're drunk, you're You old fool, now you can not see That's a lovely tin whistle that me sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a miles or more But tobacco in a tin whistle I never saw before
And as I home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old should be And I called me wife and I to her, "Can you kindly tell to me Who owns boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be?
Billy, you're drunk, drunk You old fool, now you can not see two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred or more But laces in Geranium pots I never saw
And as I went home on Friday as drunk as drunk could be I saw a head upon the bed where my old head be And I me wife and I said to her, "Can you kindly tell to me Who owns that with you in the bed where my old head should be?
Billy, you're drunk, drunk You old fool, now you can not see That's a baby boy me mother sent to me Well, many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But a boy with his whiskers on, I never saw before