Well, I've there, seven drunken nights Uh hmm, I've been there seven drunken nights, drunken days Uh hmm
Oh, as I went home on Monday as drunk as drunk could be I saw a horse outside the where my old horse should be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, "Can you kindly to me" Who owns that horse outside the door where my old should be?
You're drunk, you're You old fool, now you can not see And that's a lovely sow me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But a on a sow sure I never saw before
And as I went home on Tuesday night as as drunk could be I saw a coat behind the door where my old should be Well, I called me wife and I to her, "Can you kindly tell to me" Who owns that coat behind the door my old coat should be?
You're drunk, you're You old fool, now you can not see a woolen blanket that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But buttons in a blanket sure I saw before
And as I went home on Wednesday as drunk as drunk could be I saw a up on the chair where my old pipe should be And I me wife and I said to her, "Can you kindly tell to me Who that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be?
Billy, drunk, you're drunk You old fool, now you can not see That's a lovely tin that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw
And as I went home on night as drunk as drunk could be I saw two boots the bed where my old boots should be And I called me wife and I to her, "Can you kindly tell to me Who owns them boots the bed where my old boots should be?
Billy, you're drunk, drunk You old fool, now you can not see They're two lovely Geranium me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred or more But in Geranium pots I never saw before
And as I home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a head upon the bed where my old should be And I called me wife and I said to her, "Can you kindly to me Who that head with you in the bed where my old head should be?
Billy, you're drunk, you're You old fool, now you can not see That's a baby boy that me sent to me Well, it's many a day traveled a hundred miles or more But a boy with his whiskers on, I never saw before