Well, I've been there, seven nights Uh hmm, I've been there seven nights, seven drunken days Uh hmm
Oh, as I went home on Monday night as drunk as could be I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse be Well, I called me wife and I said to her, "Can you kindly to me" Who owns that horse outside the door where my old should be?
drunk, you're drunk You old fool, now you can not see And that's a lovely sow me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw
And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as could be I saw a coat the door where my old coat should be Well, I called me wife and I to her, "Can you kindly tell to me" Who owns coat behind the door where my old coat should be?
You're drunk, drunk You old fool, now you can not see a woolen blanket that me mother sent to me Well, it's a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But buttons in a blanket sure I saw before
And as I home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old should be And I called me wife and I to her, "Can you kindly tell to me Who owns pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be?
Billy, you're drunk, drunk You old fool, now you can not see That's a lovely tin that me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I saw before
And as I home on Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots be And I called me wife and I to her, "Can you kindly tell to me Who owns them beneath the bed where my old boots should be?
Billy, you're drunk, drunk You old fool, now you can not see They're two Geranium pots me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a miles or more But laces in pots I never saw before
And as I home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a head the bed where my old head should be And I called me and I said to her, "Can you kindly tell to me Who owns that head you in the bed where my old head should be?
Billy, drunk, you're drunk You old fool, now you can not see That's a baby boy that me mother to me Well, many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But a baby boy with his on, I never saw before