Well, I've there, seven drunken nights Uh hmm, I've been there seven nights, seven drunken days Uh hmm
Oh, as I went home on Monday night as as drunk could be I saw a horse outside the door where my old should be Well, I me wife and I said to her, "Can you kindly tell to me" Who owns that outside the door where my old horse should be?
drunk, you're drunk You old fool, now you can not see And that's a lovely sow me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But a saddle on a sow sure I saw before
And as I went home on night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a coat behind the door where my old should be Well, I called me and I said to her, "Can you kindly tell to me" Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat be?
drunk, you're drunk You old fool, now you can not see That's a blanket that me mother sent to me Well, many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw
And as I went home on Wednesday night as as drunk could be I saw a pipe up on the where my old pipe should be And I called me wife and I said to her, "Can you kindly to me Who owns that pipe up on the where my old pipe should be?
Billy, you're drunk, drunk You old fool, now you can not see That's a lovely tin whistle me mother sent to me Well, it's a day I've traveled a hundred miles or more But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw
And as I went home on Thursday as drunk as drunk could be I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots be And I called me wife and I said to her, "Can you kindly to me Who owns boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be?
Billy, drunk, you're drunk You old fool, now you can not see two lovely Geranium pots me mother sent to me Well, it's many a day I've traveled a hundred miles or But in Geranium pots I never saw before
And as I went home on night as drunk as drunk could be I saw a head upon the bed where my old head be And I called me and I said to her, "Can you kindly tell to me Who owns that head you in the bed where my old head should be?
Billy, drunk, you're drunk You old fool, now you can not see That's a baby boy that me sent to me Well, it's many a day I've a hundred miles or more But a baby boy his whiskers on, I never saw before