Luyện nghe bài hát Seth Rogen vs. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

[Round 1: Joseph
Mr. Rogen,
Is a broken bro
If your falls off the track
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, you, you can't act!
Like you got to play Steve
And you still sounded like a Canadian, you're wack
Plus you're fat, I'll just say it plainly
I mean you're not orca-fat, you're not insanely
too many snacks and doobies
But enough so you can't be in action movies
Gotta diet, man, or try a juice
Or at least just eating James Franco's ass

[Round 1: Seth
So Joe is almost 40, which is really sad
I think I probably pass for your dad
You're like a glass of milk went on Birthright
You you can be both too Jewish and too white
young Bruce Willis in 'Looper,' but you can't deny
In the future, you'll look like Bruce Willis' rabbi
I'm chubby, I'm balding, I'm lazy, I pot
So tell me, how am I man and you're not?

[Round 2: Joseph
Alright, first of all, was great
And you only get work 'cause Pratt got in shape
You do a lot for Alzheimer's, and that's
Ironic, though, because so forgettable
By the way, how much did you pay
Your purported for penning the lines you're saying today?
Point Grey, logo animations
My are realer, I'm a solo operation

2: Seth Rogen]
Speaking of movies, no one saw 'Snowden', not even Edward
He heard you were Snowden and said, No, I'm not going
You haven't been good since 'Third From the Sun'
Fuck '10 Things I Hate About You,' name ten thousand and one
Why'd you do 'Premium Rush'? The bad concepts are
Why the fuck you tryig to bike-riding look exciting?
adorkable, you sing, you play the ukulele well
If you had bangs, you would be Deschanel

3: Joseph Gordon-Levitt]
So, I listened to that verse like man, imagine
He makes noises more annoying than his laugh
You're like Butthead and Beavis at the time
ha-ha, wait, what's my line?
'Freaks and Geeks,' you were playing role
You're what happened when Corden fucked a 4chan troll
Tical, me the crown
That guy from 'Knocked Up' just got knocked the down!

3: Seth Rogen]
Now is to finish off Joe Gordon-Levitt
Which should be easy, 'cause you got no flow,
so-so, Gordon-Levitt; you're slow, Gordon-Levitt
You should your name to Nose, 'cause you blow, Gordon-Levitt
You're dull dough, Gordon-Levitt; a schmo,
I'm the Justin Trudeau to your Perot, Gordon-Levitt
I'm the Richard Pryor to your Margaret Cho,
I'm the Eminem to your Snow?], Gordon-Levitt
Stop the show, Gordon-Levitt; you're a ho,
You're extraneous like my toe, Gordon-Levitt
I'm a hero, you're a zero, Gordon-Levitt
I'm De Niro; you're old De Niro, Gordon-Levitt
Now that is how you beat your fucking foe,
I'm destroying you, we can go, Gordon-Levitt