Luyện nghe bài hát Seth Rogen vs. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

[Round 1: Joseph
Mr. Rogen,
Is a Bernie bro
If your career off the track
Make 'em laugh, make 'em laugh, you, you can't act!
Like you got to play Wozniak
And you still sounded like a Canadian, you're wack
Plus you're fat, sorry I'll just say it
I you're not orca-fat, you're not insanely overweight
Just too many and doobies
But enough so you can't really be in action
Gotta diet, man, or try a fast
Or at least just eating James Franco's ass

[Round 1: Rogen]
So Joe is almost 40, is actually really sad
I think I could probably for your dad
You're like a glass of milk that on Birthright
You you can be both too Jewish and too white
You're young Willis in 'Looper,' but you can't deny
In the future, you'll look like Bruce Willis' rabbi
I'm chubby, I'm balding, I'm lazy, I pot
So me, how am I leading man and you're not?

[Round 2: Gordon-Levitt]
Alright, first of all, 'Looper' was
And you only get work 'cause Chris Pratt got in
You do a lot for Alzheimer's, and respectable
Ironic, though, because you're so
By the way, how paper did you pay
Your purported for penning the lines you're saying today?
Grey, nice logo animations
My words are realer, I'm a solo

[Round 2: Seth
of movies, no one saw 'Snowden', not even Edward Snowden
He heard you were playing Snowden and said, No, I'm not
You haven't been good since 'Third From the Sun'
Fuck '10 Things I Hate About You,' I'll name ten and one
Why'd you do 'Premium Rush'? The bad are [writing?]
Why the fuck you tryig to make bike-riding look
adorkable, you sing, you play the ukulele well
If you had bangs, you would be Deschanel

3: Joseph Gordon-Levitt]
So, I listened to that like man, imagine that
He makes even more annoying than his laugh
You're like and Beavis at the same time
Ha-ha ha-ha, wait, my line?
'Freaks and Geeks,' you were playing role
You're what happened when James Corden fucked a 4chan
Tical, me the crown
That guy from 'Knocked Up' got knocked the fuck down!

3: Seth Rogen]
Now is time to off Joe Gordon-Levitt
Which be easy, 'cause you got no flow, Gordon-Levitt
You're so-so, Gordon-Levitt; you're slow,
You should change your name to Nose, 'cause you blow,
You're dull dough, a schmo, Gordon-Levitt
I'm the Justin Trudeau to your Perot, Gordon-Levitt
I'm the Richard Pryor to Margaret Cho, Gordon-Levitt
I'm the Eminem to your [fucking Snow?],
Stop the show, Gordon-Levitt; a ho, Gordon-Levitt
You're extraneous my baby toe, Gordon-Levitt
I'm a hero, Gordon-Levitt; a zero, Gordon-Levitt
I'm De Niro; you're old De Niro, Gordon-Levitt
Now that is how you beat your foe, Gordon-Levitt
I'm destroying you, we can go, Gordon-Levitt