Luyện nghe bài hát Seth Rogen vs. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

[Round 1: Gordon-Levitt]
Mr. Rogen,
Is a broken bro
If your career off the track
'em laugh, make 'em laugh, 'cause you, you can't act!
Like you got to play Wozniak
And you sounded like a stoned Canadian, you're wack
Plus you're fat, sorry I'll just say it
I mean not orca-fat, you're not insanely overweight
too many snacks and doobies
But enough so you really be in action movies
diet, man, or try a juice fast
Or at just stop eating James Franco's ass

[Round 1: Seth
So Joe is almost 40, is actually really sad
I think I could probably for your dad
like a glass of milk that went on Birthright
You proved you can be both too and too white
You're young Bruce Willis in 'Looper,' but you can't
In the future, you'll look like Bruce Willis' rabbi
I'm chubby, I'm balding, I'm lazy, I pot
So tell me, how am I man and you're not?

[Round 2: Joseph
Alright, first of all, was great
And you only get work Chris Pratt got in shape
You do a lot for Alzheimer's, and that's
Ironic, though, because you're so
By the way, how much did you pay
Your purported for penning the lines you're saying today?
Point Grey, nice animations
My words are realer, I'm a operation

[Round 2: Seth
of movies, no one saw 'Snowden', not even Edward Snowden
He heard you were Snowden and said, No, I'm not going
You haven't been good since 'Third Rock From the
'10 Things I Hate About You,' I'll name ten thousand and one
Why'd you do 'Premium The bad concepts are [writing?]
Why the fuck you to make bike-riding look exciting?
You're adorkable, you sing, you the ukulele well
If you had bangs, you be Zooey Deschanel

[Round 3: Joseph
So, I listened to that verse like man, imagine
He makes noises even more annoying than his
like Butthead and Beavis at the same time
Ha-ha ha-ha, wait, what's my
'Freaks and Geeks,' you were every role
You're what when James Corden fucked a 4chan troll
Tical, give me the
That guy from 'Knocked Up' just got knocked the down!

3: Seth Rogen]
Now is to finish off Joe Gordon-Levitt
Which should be easy, you got no flow, Gordon-Levitt
You're so-so, you're slow, Gordon-Levitt
You should your name to Nose, 'cause you blow, Gordon-Levitt
You're dough, Gordon-Levitt; a schmo, Gordon-Levitt
I'm the Trudeau to your Ross Perot, Gordon-Levitt
I'm the Richard Pryor to Margaret Cho, Gordon-Levitt
I'm the Eminem to [fucking Snow?], Gordon-Levitt
Stop the show, Gordon-Levitt; a ho, Gordon-Levitt
You're like my baby toe, Gordon-Levitt
I'm a hero, Gordon-Levitt; you're a zero,
I'm young De you're old De Niro, Gordon-Levitt
Now that is how you your fucking foe, Gordon-Levitt
I'm destroying you, we can go, Gordon-Levitt