Luyện nghe bài hát Seth Rogen vs. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

[Round 1: Joseph
Mr. Rogen,
Is a Bernie bro
If your falls off the track
'em laugh, make 'em laugh, 'cause you, you can't act!
Like you got to Steve Wozniak
And you still like a stoned Canadian, you're wack
Plus you're fat, sorry just say it plainly
I mean you're not orca-fat, you're not overweight
Just too many snacks and
But enough so you can't really be in action
Gotta diet, man, or try a fast
Or at least stop eating James Franco's ass

[Round 1: Seth
So Joe is 40, which is actually really sad
I think I probably pass for your dad
You're like a glass of milk that on Birthright
You proved you can be both too Jewish and too
You're Bruce Willis in 'Looper,' but you can't deny
In the future, you'll look more Bruce Willis' rabbi
I'm chubby, I'm balding, I'm lazy, I pot
So tell me, how am I leading man and not?

[Round 2: Joseph
Alright, first of all, was great
And you get work 'cause Chris Pratt got in shape
You do a lot for Alzheimer's, and that's
Ironic, though, you're so forgettable
By the way, how much did you pay
Your purported pals for penning the lines you're saying
Point Grey, logo animations
My are realer, I'm a solo operation

[Round 2: Rogen]
of movies, no one saw 'Snowden', not even Edward Snowden
He heard you were Snowden and said, No, I'm not going
You haven't been good 'Third Rock From the Sun'
Fuck '10 Things I Hate You,' I'll name ten thousand and one
you do 'Premium Rush'? The bad concepts are [writing?]
Why the fuck you tryig to make bike-riding look
adorkable, you sing, you play the ukulele well
If you had bangs, you would be Zooey

[Round 3: Joseph
So, I listened to that verse like man, that
He noises even more annoying than his laugh
You're like Butthead and at the same time
Ha-ha ha-ha, wait, my line?
'Freaks and Geeks,' you playing every role
You're what happened when James Corden fucked a troll
Tical, me the crown
That guy 'Knocked Up' just got knocked the fuck down!

[Round 3: Seth
Now is time to finish off Joe
Which be easy, 'cause you got no flow, Gordon-Levitt
so-so, Gordon-Levitt; you're slow, Gordon-Levitt
You should your name to Nose, 'cause you blow, Gordon-Levitt
You're dough, Gordon-Levitt; a schmo, Gordon-Levitt
I'm the Justin Trudeau to your Ross Perot,
I'm the Pryor to your Margaret Cho, Gordon-Levitt
I'm the to your [fucking Snow?], Gordon-Levitt
Stop the show, Gordon-Levitt; a ho, Gordon-Levitt
extraneous like my baby toe, Gordon-Levitt
I'm a hero, you're a zero, Gordon-Levitt
I'm young De Niro; you're old De Niro,
Now that is how you your fucking foe, Gordon-Levitt
I'm done you, we can go, Gordon-Levitt