Luyện nghe bài hát Seth Rogen vs. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

[Round 1: Gordon-Levitt]
Mr. Rogen,
Is a broken bro
If your falls off the track
Make 'em laugh, 'em laugh, 'cause you, you can't act!
Like you got to play Wozniak
And you still sounded like a stoned Canadian, you're
Plus you're fat, sorry I'll say it plainly
I mean you're not orca-fat, not insanely overweight
Just too snacks and doobies
But enough so you really be in action movies
Gotta diet, man, or try a fast
Or at least just stop eating James ass

1: Seth Rogen]
So Joe is almost 40, which is really sad
I think I could probably pass for dad
You're like a glass of that went on Birthright
You proved you can be both too and too white
You're young Willis in 'Looper,' but you can't deny
In the future, you'll more like Bruce Willis' rabbi
I'm chubby, I'm balding, I'm lazy, I pot
So tell me, how am I leading man and you're

[Round 2: Gordon-Levitt]
Alright, first of all, was great
And you only get 'cause Chris Pratt got in shape
You do a lot for Alzheimer's, and respectable
Ironic, though, because you're so
By the way, how much did you pay
Your purported pals for penning the lines saying today?
Point Grey, nice animations
My words are realer, I'm a operation

[Round 2: Rogen]
Speaking of movies, no one saw 'Snowden', not even Edward
He heard you were Snowden and said, No, I'm not going
You haven't been good since 'Third Rock the Sun'
'10 Things I Hate About You,' I'll name ten thousand and one
Why'd you do Rush'? The bad concepts are [writing?]
Why the fuck you to make bike-riding look exciting?
You're adorkable, you sing, you play the ukulele
If you had bangs, you would be Zooey

[Round 3: Gordon-Levitt]
So, I listened to that verse like man, that
He noises even more annoying than his laugh
You're like and Beavis at the same time
Ha-ha ha-ha, wait, my line?
'Freaks and Geeks,' you were playing role
You're what happened when James Corden fucked a troll
Tical, me the crown
That guy from Up' just got knocked the fuck down!

[Round 3: Rogen]
Now is to finish off Joe Gordon-Levitt
Which should be easy, 'cause you got no flow,
You're so-so, you're slow, Gordon-Levitt
You should change your name to Nose, 'cause you blow,
You're dough, Gordon-Levitt; a schmo, Gordon-Levitt
I'm the Trudeau to your Ross Perot, Gordon-Levitt
I'm the Richard Pryor to Margaret Cho, Gordon-Levitt
I'm the Eminem to your [fucking Snow?],
the show, Gordon-Levitt; you're a ho, Gordon-Levitt
You're like my baby toe, Gordon-Levitt
I'm a hero, Gordon-Levitt; you're a zero,
I'm De Niro; you're old De Niro, Gordon-Levitt
Now that is how you your fucking foe, Gordon-Levitt
I'm done you, we can go, Gordon-Levitt