Luyện nghe bài hát Seth Rogen vs. Joseph Gordon-Levitt

[Round 1: Gordon-Levitt]
Mr. Rogen,
Is a Bernie bro
If career falls off the track
Make 'em laugh, 'em laugh, 'cause you, you can't act!
Like you got to Steve Wozniak
And you sounded like a stoned Canadian, you're wack
Plus you're fat, sorry I'll just say it
I mean not orca-fat, you're not insanely overweight
Just too many snacks and
But enough so you can't really be in movies
diet, man, or try a juice fast
Or at least just stop eating James ass

1: Seth Rogen]
So Joe is almost 40, is actually really sad
I think I could probably for your dad
You're like a glass of that went on Birthright
You proved you can be both too and too white
You're Bruce Willis in 'Looper,' but you can't deny
In the future, you'll look more like Willis' rabbi
I'm chubby, I'm balding, I'm lazy, I pot
So tell me, how am I leading man and you're

[Round 2: Joseph
Alright, first of all, was great
And you only get work 'cause Pratt got in shape
You do a lot for Alzheimer's, and respectable
Ironic, though, because you're so
By the way, how much did you pay
Your purported for penning the lines you're saying today?
Point Grey, nice logo
My words are realer, I'm a solo

[Round 2: Rogen]
Speaking of movies, no one saw 'Snowden', not even Snowden
He heard you playing Snowden and said, No, I'm not going
You been good since 'Third Rock From the Sun'
Fuck '10 Things I About You,' I'll name ten thousand and one
Why'd you do 'Premium The bad concepts are [writing?]
Why the fuck you tryig to make bike-riding exciting?
You're adorkable, you sing, you play the well
If you had bangs, you would be Deschanel

[Round 3: Joseph
So, I listened to that verse like man, imagine
He makes noises even more than his laugh
You're Butthead and Beavis at the same time
ha-ha, wait, what's my line?
'Freaks and Geeks,' you were playing role
You're what when James Corden fucked a 4chan troll
Tical, me the crown
That guy from 'Knocked Up' just got the fuck down!

3: Seth Rogen]
Now is to finish off Joe Gordon-Levitt
should be easy, 'cause you got no flow, Gordon-Levitt
You're so-so, Gordon-Levitt; you're slow,
You should change your name to Nose, 'cause you blow,
You're dull dough, Gordon-Levitt; a schmo,
I'm the Justin Trudeau to your Perot, Gordon-Levitt
I'm the Pryor to your Margaret Cho, Gordon-Levitt
I'm the Eminem to your Snow?], Gordon-Levitt
Stop the show, Gordon-Levitt; you're a ho,
You're extraneous my baby toe, Gordon-Levitt
I'm a hero, Gordon-Levitt; you're a zero,
I'm young De Niro; you're old De Niro,
Now that is how you beat your foe, Gordon-Levitt
I'm done destroying you, we can go,