Set In Motion

They're coming out
With the movie version of my life
Based on the novel
That shouldn't have been written neither
I called them up
And asked to meet the director
To see who would play me and he said
We talked about actors but thought instead
You're playing yourself, might lend some cred

All this time
I'm trying to halt the production
Apparently one day, long ago
I gave them all my permission
If that's the case
Let's hammer out some details
Remember, I already told them once
I don't do nude scenes or my own stunts
This feature's a failure on all fronts

Just accept that these things are going to happen
Everything is set in motion
It will happen anyway

And on and on we argued
After all that the thing was banned
To try and drum up popular demand
Asked the director where do I stand