Self-Help Book

If you get drunk tonight
Youre gonna fall down
If you get drunk tonight
Youre gonna fall down

If you eat too much sweets
Your teeth will turn brown
If you eat too much sweets
Your teeth will turn brown

If you dont talk about
Problems compound
If you dont sort it out
Youre gonna break down
Gonna break down

And buddy, its as simple as that
And you cut through all of the crap
And the darkness is gonna keep comin' back
Until you wise up, simple as that

If you throw a boomerang
Its gonna come back
If you eat too much pie
Youre gonna be fat

I can see a tired us
Goin' round, round
If you dont sort this out
Youre gonna break down
Youre gonna break down

And buddy, its as simple as that
When you see past all of the crap
And the darkness you feel gonna keep comin' back
Until you wise [Incomprehensible], simple as that

Cause if you want to be free
You must choose to be free
They can help you but hey
Help yourself and you'll be

For a man to be free
He must choose to be free
They can help him but he
Helps himself to be free

Simple as that
Simple as that