Dig this and dig it
if I had the power to gather all of my favorite emcees With the illest comic book characters and became arch enemies? Inconcievable? Yet as wild as it seems The Emperor and Lee would coach the two opposing teams Keep it clean no bats no gats no interfearance Comic book characters would go head up with raw Now I take, whoever might be on from doin tours And have them signed up for the Last Emperor's Secret Sure, for that kind of capacity, you need a crazy arena that might stretch from west to east Medina If I'm able, I'd put it on through my label And give tickets to my neighborhood bums with no cable Yeah, that phat, now that we've squared away the propositions Let's begin with the ultimate toughman "Let the games begin!" Set it off, the fight of the century KRS and Professor X would each other mentally rhymes, these two team captains waste no time Charles Xavier tried to invade Parker's mind He shot a cerebral probe at Kris's mind, but he it Professor X taken out by the metaphysics Round two, new fight, word to life, you gotta see Locked in mortal combat is Dr. Strange and The Here son, no match, let that grafted wizard have it 'My Liquid Sword slashes straight through Dr. Strange's Another hero down, and now the score is two to Gy words the Genius, and he's still my rhymin hero Now the next fight was conducted in a like manner Specifically between Reggie Noble and Dr. Banner Or should I say the Incredible Hulk when he's off the gamma? But Reggie Noble soon the Incredilbe Redman and slammed him You know how Redman gets when his adrenaline starts Started in the ring, so then the Thing tired jump in Ben Grimm leaps into the ring, and Redman he lunges 'But Noble dropped him with two Brick City punches!' by the bunches, bums get dirtier than Middle Eastern dugeouns Ready to set this Detective Columbo and his hunches While the clean out the ring, cause the last fight was so intense do a live interview with the brother named Common Sense 'Yeah, yeah Common Sense, and Iceman tried to freeze me, So I took him to Chicago and told him to take it He couldn't see me my applejack hat and hightops Colussus and Cyclops, I got No I.D. and Y Good lookin Common Sense, that last was tight Let me get back to the and evaluate the next fight Now the next fight had to be the craziest of all We got Dr. 'versus the mighty Busta Rhymes!' Doc Oct Busta? Man that stuff is dead He'll get his eight arms off, goin up agaisnt the dreads 'Ha, ha! Now Dr. Octapus, who you think you The god can never lose, so you know it will never Lyrically making you sleepy, need a nap when I slap you with my dreads, lights out, you'll the canvas' Before my eyes, I see the demise of superhero up is Ras Kass versus Magneto Now anything goes when Magneto foes Ras Kass had him shivering, ultramagnetic blows Magneto was now deceased, and a wise man said it "The sun in the east, but they can still set it the west" Now with all these heroes down, Stan Lee refuses to He got Storm from the X-Men, as if I couldn't the gender Stan Lee shouts 'Excelsior!' Yo, Stan you best to 'There's no match for Storm,' I guess he's never heard of Hill Now we all kow Storm controls the temperature and Started off at the lip, and L-Boog was like 'Whatever' See she just got home fom tours, a bit to tired to spar So she clocked Storm over the head with my man guitar All silence is ceased, out of nowhere comes the Versus Jeru the Damaja, the Black Prophet the east Releasing rhymes will pound you into the ground, there'll be no two Another victory for from the Dirty Rotten Scoundrel Now the underground system that lies deep below the ring Is where the Teenage Mutant Ninja and Das EFX do their thing Leonardo and Donatello, they both we can do this 'So kiggedty crazy Drayze hit them both with raw Now and Michaelangelo, those two others who are brothers Brooks 'em with the Das EFX logo, the manhole cover Whether you're plant or animal, or miggety-mineral Before you step to Das EFX you be hard like a criminal Taking you back to ringside, just you thought it was over The last was brought forth by G.I.Joe and Cobra and soldiers, G.I. Joe was rollin' thick But get the military of hip-hop, a.k.a. The Boot Camp Click World War Three for '98 in the of all these troops I see general Buckshot goin toe to toe with Duke Salute the captain, for rappin, cause now we who's hard, Catchin like Steele and Tek going up against the Crimson Gaurd Charging you, smashin' you metaphorically smashin' through The entire Joe team is O.G.C. and the Irrational all of a sudden I hear this real loud crack! 'The military punisher Big just broke Roadblock's back!' Adding insult to injury to Lee and his team We've got Weapon X from Canada, a.k.a. You know the routine, his can rip rappers for days But here the Method Man, a.k.a. Johnny Blaze! Wolverine you hang, when Tical does his thang Paralize you the venom from the Method Man's fang! This is the final battle as the stratosphere darker We got Nasir Jones versus Peter Nas at halftime, headringer versus the webslinger Illmatic versus in the rotten apple where the dead linger He the day that spider ever bit him And gave him a copy of the second LP, It Was For all up and emcees, I've got a question, If I made a Secret Wars Part Two, would name even be mentioned? Would you the final cut? I make even the nicest give their up Writing rhymes slash fighting crimes like the Blue Falcoln and around for the next battle slash adventure, And if you see Stan Lee, tell him that the Last sent ya [echoes]