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if I had the power to gather all of my favorite emcees With the illest comic book characters and became arch enemies? Inconcievable? Unbelievable? Yet as wild as it The Emperor and Stan Lee would the two opposing teams Keep it clean no bats no guns no interfearance Comic book characters would go head up with raw Now I take, whoever be on break from doin tours And have them up for the Last Emperor's Secret Wars Sure, for that kind of capacity, you a crazy large arena that might stretch from west Philadelphia to east If I'm able, I'd put it on pay-per-view my label And give free to my neighborhood bums with no cable Yeah, that sounds phat, now that we've squared away the begin with the ultimate toughman competion "Let the games begin!" Set it off, it's the of the century KRS and Professor X would battle each other With rhymes, these two team waste no time Charles Xavier tried to Kris Parker's mind He shot a cerebral probe at Kris's mind, but he it Professor X taken out by the metaphysics two, new fight, word to life, you gotta see this Locked in mortal is Dr. Strange and The Genius Here son, he's no match, let grafted wizard have it 'My Liquid Sword slashes straight through Dr. Strange's hero down, and now the score is two to zero Gy from the Genius, and he's still my rhymin hero Now the next fight was conducted in a rough like Specifically between Noble and Dr. David Banner Or I say the Incredible Hulk when he's amped off the gamma? But Reggie Noble became the Incredilbe Redman and slammed him You know how Redman gets his adrenaline starts pumpin Started in the ring, so then the Thing tired jump in Ben Grimm into the ring, and after Redman he lunges Reggie Noble dropped him with two Brick City punches!' Rhymes by the bunches, bums get dirtier than Middle Eastern Ready to set this like Detective and his hunches While the ref's out the ring, cause the last fight was so intense do a live interview with the brother named Common Sense 'Yeah, yeah it's Sense, and Iceman tried to freeze me, So I took him to Chicago and told him to it easy He see me with my applejack hat and hightops and Cyclops, I got No I.D. and Y Not' Good lookin Common Sense, that last album was Let me get back to the and evaluate the next fight Now the next fight had to be the of all times We got Dr. Octapus 'versus the mighty Rhymes!' Doc Oct versus Busta? Man that stuff is He'll get his eight ripped off, goin up agaisnt the dreads 'Ha, ha! Now Dr. Octapus, who you you grabbin? The god can never lose, so you know it will never Lyrically you sleepy, you'll need a nap when I you with my dreads, lights out, you'll kiss the canvas' Before my eyes, I see the demise of another Next up is Ras Kass versus Now goes when Magneto battles foes Ras Kass had him shivering, delivering blows was now deceased, and a wise man said it best "The sun in the east, but they can still set it the west" Now with all these down, Stan Lee refuses to surrender He got from the X-Men, as if I couldn't match the gender Lee shouts 'Excelsior!' Yo, Stan you best to chill 'There's no match for Storm,' I guess he's never heard of Hill Now we all kow controls the temperature and weather Started runnin' off at the lip, and L-Boog was 'Whatever' See she just got home fom tours, she's a bit to to spar So she clocked Storm over the with my man Wyclef's guitar All silence is ceased, out of comes the Beast Jeru the Damaja, the Black Prophet from the east Releasing rhymes that will pound you the ground, there'll be no two Another victory for from the Dirty Rotten Scoundrel Now the underground sewer system lies deep below the ring Is where the Teenage Ninja Turtles and Das EFX do their thing Leonardo and Donatello, they know we can do this 'So crazy Drayze hit them both with raw sewage' Now Rafeal and Michaelangelo, those two who are brothers smacked 'em with the Das EFX logo, the manhole cover Whether plant or animal, vegitable or miggety-mineral Before you to Das EFX you best be hard like a criminal Taking you back to ringside, just when you thought it was The last battle was brought forth by G.I.Joe and Mercenaries and soldiers, G.I. Joe was thick But I'll get the military of hip-hop, a.k.a. The Camp Click World War Three for '98 in the of all these troops I could see Buckshot goin toe to toe with Duke Salute the captain, for rappin, cause now we who's hard, Catchin wreck like Steele and Tek up against the Crimson Gaurd after you, smashin' you metaphorically smashin' through The entire Joe is O.G.C. and Ruck the Irrational Then all of a I hear this real loud crack! 'The military punisher Big just broke Roadblock's back!' Adding insult to to Stan Lee and his team We've got Weapon X Canada, a.k.a. Wolverine You know the routine, his claws can rip for days But here the Method Man, a.k.a. Johnny Blaze! you can't hang, when Tical does his thang Paralize you with the venom the Method Man's fang! This is the final battle as the stratosphere gets We got Nasir Jones Peter Parker Nasty Nas at halftime, versus the webslinger Illmatic versus in the rotten apple where the dead linger He cursed the day spider ever bit him And gave him a copy of the second LP, It Was For all up and coming emcees, got a question, If I a Secret Wars Part Two, would your name even be mentioned? you make the final cut? I make even the give their titles up Writing rhymes fighting crimes like the Blue Falcoln and Dynomutt around for the next battle slash adventure, And if you see Stan Lee, him that the Last Emperor sent ya [echoes]