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What if I had the power to gather all of my favorite With the comic book characters and they became arch enemies? Inconcievable? Yet as wild as it seems The Emperor and Stan Lee would coach the two teams Keep it clean no no gats guns no interfearance Comic book characters would go head up raw lyrics Now I take, whoever might be on break doin tours And have signed up for the Last Emperor's Secret Wars Sure, for that kind of capacity, you a crazy large arena that might stretch from west to east Medina If I'm able, I'd put it on pay-per-view through my And give free tickets to my neighborhood bums with no Yeah, sounds phat, now that we've squared away the propositions Let's begin with the ultimate competion "Let the begin!" Set it off, it's the fight of the century KRS and Professor X would battle other mentally With rhymes, these two team captains no time Charles Xavier tried to invade Kris Parker's He shot a cerebral probe at Kris's mind, but he it Professor X taken out by the Blastmaster's Round two, new fight, to life, you gotta see this Locked in mortal is Dr. Strange and The Genius Here son, no match, let that grafted wizard have it 'My Liquid Sword slashes through Dr. Strange's Magic' Another down, and now the score is two to zero Gy words the Genius, and he's still my rhymin hero Now the next fight was in a rough like manner Specifically between Reggie Noble and Dr. David Or should I say the Incredible Hulk when amped off the gamma? But Reggie Noble became the Incredilbe Redman and slammed him You know how gets when his adrenaline starts pumpin Started in the ring, so then the Thing tired jump in Ben leaps into the ring, and after Redman he lunges 'But Reggie dropped him with two Brick City punches!' Rhymes by the bunches, bums get dirtier Middle Eastern dugeouns Ready to set this like Detective Columbo and his While the ref's clean out the ring, cause the fight was so intense Let's do a live interview with the brother Common Sense 'Yeah, it's Common Sense, and Iceman tried to freeze me, So I took him to Chicago and him to take it easy He couldn't see me with my applejack hat and Colussus and Cyclops, I got No I.D. and Y Good Common Sense, that last album was tight Let me get back to the ring and evaluate the fight Now the next fight had to be the of all times We got Dr. Octapus 'versus the mighty Rhymes!' Doc Oct Busta? Man that stuff is dead He'll get his arms ripped off, goin up agaisnt the dreads 'Ha, ha! Now Dr. Octapus, who you you grabbin? The god can never lose, so you it will never happen Lyrically you sleepy, you'll need a nap when I slap you with my dreads, lights out, you'll kiss the Before my eyes, I see the demise of superhero Next up is Ras Kass versus Now anything goes when Magneto foes Ras Kass had him shivering, delivering blows Magneto was now deceased, and a man said it best "The sun in the east, but they can still set it the west" Now with all these heroes down, Stan Lee refuses to He got Storm from the X-Men, as if I couldn't the gender Lee shouts 'Excelsior!' Yo, Stan you best to chill 'There's no match for Storm,' I guess never heard of Lauryn Hill Now we all kow Storm controls the temperature and Started runnin' off at the lip, and was like 'Whatever' See she got home fom tours, she's a bit to tired to spar So she Storm over the head with my man Wyclef's guitar All silence is ceased, out of nowhere comes the Versus the Damaja, the Black Prophet from the east rhymes that will pound you into the ground, there'll be no two Another victory for hip-hop the Dirty Rotten Scoundrel Now the sewer system that lies deep below the ring Is where the Teenage Mutant Turtles and Das EFX do their thing Leonardo and Donatello, they both know we can do 'So kiggedty crazy Drayze hit them with raw sewage' Now Rafeal and Michaelangelo, those two others who are smacked 'em with the Das EFX logo, the manhole cover Whether you're plant or animal, or miggety-mineral Before you step to Das EFX you best be like a criminal Taking you back to ringside, when you thought it was over The last battle was forth by G.I.Joe and Cobra Mercenaries and soldiers, G.I. Joe was rollin' But I'll get the military of hip-hop, a.k.a. The Boot Camp World War for '98 in the wake of all these troops I could see Buckshot goin toe to toe with Duke the captain, for rappin, cause now we know who's hard, Catchin wreck Steele and Tek going up against the Crimson Gaurd Charging after you, smashin' you metaphorically through The entire Joe team is O.G.C. and Ruck the Then all of a sudden I this real loud crack! 'The military punisher Big Rock just Roadblock's back!' Adding insult to to Stan Lee and his team We've got Weapon X Canada, a.k.a. Wolverine You know the routine, his claws can rip for days But here the Method Man, a.k.a. Johnny Blaze! Wolverine you hang, when Tical does his thang Paralize you the venom from the Method Man's fang! This is the final as the stratosphere gets darker We got Nasir versus Peter Parker Nasty Nas at halftime, headringer the webslinger Illmatic versus radioactive in the rotten apple where the linger He the day that spider ever bit him And him a copy of the second LP, It Was Written For all up and coming emcees, got a question, If I made a Secret Wars Part Two, would name even be mentioned? Would you make the cut? I make even the nicest give titles up Writing rhymes fighting crimes like the Blue Falcoln and Dynomutt around for the next battle slash adventure, And if you see Stan Lee, tell him that the Last Emperor sent ya