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What if I had the power to all of my favorite emcees With the illest comic book characters and they became arch Unbelievable? Yet as wild as it seems The Emperor and Stan Lee would coach the two teams it clean no bats no gats guns no interfearance Comic book characters go head up with raw lyrics Now I take, whoever might be on from doin tours And have them up for the Last Emperor's Secret Wars Sure, for that kind of capacity, you need a crazy arena that might stretch from west Philadelphia to east If I'm able, I'd put it on pay-per-view through my And give free tickets to my neighborhood with no cable Yeah, that sounds phat, now that squared away the propositions begin with the ultimate toughman competion "Let the games begin!" Set it off, it's the of the century KRS and Professor X would battle each mentally With rhymes, these two team waste no time Charles Xavier tried to Kris Parker's mind He shot a cerebral probe at Kris's mind, but he it Professor X taken out by the metaphysics Round two, new fight, to life, you gotta see this Locked in combat is Dr. Strange and The Genius Here son, he's no match, let grafted wizard have it 'My Liquid Sword straight through Dr. Strange's Magic' Another down, and now the score is two to zero Gy words the Genius, and he's still my rhymin hero Now the next fight was conducted in a rough like Specifically between Reggie and Dr. David Banner Or should I say the Incredible Hulk when he's off the gamma? But Reggie Noble soon became the Redman and slammed him You know how Redman gets when his adrenaline starts Started schitzin in the ring, so then the Thing tired in Ben Grimm leaps into the ring, and after he lunges 'But Reggie Noble dropped him with two Brick punches!' Rhymes by the bunches, get dirtier than Middle Eastern dugeouns Ready to set this like Detective Columbo and his While the ref's clean out the ring, cause the last fight was so Let's do a live with the brother named Common Sense 'Yeah, yeah it's Sense, and Iceman tried to freeze me, So I him to Chicago and told him to take it easy He couldn't see me my applejack hat and hightops Colussus and Cyclops, I got No I.D. and Y Good lookin Common Sense, that last was tight Let me get back to the ring and the next fight Now the fight had to be the craziest of all times We got Dr. Octapus the mighty Busta Rhymes!' Doc Oct versus Busta? Man stuff is dead get his eight arms ripped off, goin up agaisnt the dreads 'Ha, ha! Now Dr. Octapus, who you you grabbin? The god can never lose, so you know it will never Lyrically you sleepy, you'll need a nap when I slap you with my dreads, out, you'll kiss the canvas' Before my eyes, I see the demise of another Next up is Ras Kass versus Now goes when Magneto battles foes Ras Kass had him shivering, delivering ultramagnetic was now deceased, and a wise man said it best "The sun rises in the east, but they can set it the west" Now with all heroes down, Stan Lee refuses to surrender He got from the X-Men, as if I couldn't match the gender Stan Lee shouts 'Excelsior!' Yo, Stan you best to 'There's no match for Storm,' I guess never heard of Lauryn Hill Now we all kow Storm controls the temperature and Started off at the lip, and L-Boog was like 'Whatever' See she just got home fom tours, she's a bit to tired to So she clocked Storm over the with my man Wyclef's guitar All is ceased, out of nowhere comes the Beast Versus Jeru the Damaja, the Black Prophet the east Releasing rhymes will pound you into the ground, there'll be no two Another victory for hip-hop from the Dirty Scoundrel Now the underground sewer that lies deep below the ring Is where the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Das EFX do their and Donatello, they both know we can do this 'So kiggedty crazy Drayze hit both with raw sewage' Now and Michaelangelo, those two others who are brothers Brooks 'em with the Das EFX logo, the manhole cover Whether you're plant or animal, vegitable or Before you step to Das EFX you best be hard a criminal Taking you back to ringside, when you thought it was over The last was brought forth by G.I.Joe and Cobra Mercenaries and soldiers, G.I. Joe was rollin' But I'll get the military of hip-hop, a.k.a. The Camp Click World War for '98 in the wake of all these troops I could see general Buckshot toe to toe with Duke Salute the captain, for rappin, now we know who's hard, Catchin wreck Steele and Tek going up against the Crimson Gaurd Charging after you, smashin' you smashin' through The entire Joe is O.G.C. and Ruck the Irrational Then all of a sudden I hear this loud crack! 'The military punisher Big Rock just broke back!' Adding insult to injury to Stan Lee and his We've got X from Canada, a.k.a. Wolverine You know the routine, his claws can rip rappers for But comes the Method Man, a.k.a. Johnny Blaze! Wolverine you can't hang, when Tical his thang Paralize you the venom from the Method Man's fang! This is the final battle as the gets darker We got Nasir Jones Peter Parker Nasty Nas at halftime, versus the webslinger versus radioactive in the rotten apple where the dead linger He cursed the day spider ever bit him And gave him a copy of the LP, It Was Written For all up and emcees, I've got a question, If I made a Secret Wars Part Two, would name even be mentioned? Would you make the final I make even the nicest give their up rhymes slash fighting crimes like the Blue Falcoln and Dynomutt Stick for the next battle slash adventure, And if you see Stan Lee, tell him that the Last sent ya [echoes]