Dig and dig it deep
if I had the power to gather all of my favorite emcees With the illest comic book characters and they became arch Inconcievable? Unbelievable? Yet as as it seems The Emperor and Stan Lee would coach the two opposing it clean no bats no gats guns no interfearance Comic book characters would go head up with raw Now I take, whoever might be on break from doin And have them signed up for the Last Emperor's Secret Sure, for that kind of capacity, you need a large arena that stretch from west Philadelphia to east Medina If I'm able, I'd put it on pay-per-view my label And free tickets to my neighborhood bums with no cable Yeah, that sounds phat, now we've squared away the propositions begin with the ultimate toughman competion "Let the games begin!" Set it off, it's the fight of the KRS and Professor X battle each other mentally With rhymes, these two team captains no time Charles tried to invade Kris Parker's mind He shot a cerebral at Kris's mind, but he missed it Professor X taken out by the metaphysics two, new fight, word to life, you gotta see this Locked in mortal combat is Dr. Strange and The Here son, he's no match, let grafted wizard have it 'My Liquid Sword slashes straight through Dr. Magic' hero down, and now the score is two to zero Gy words from the Genius, and he's my rhymin hero Now the next fight was conducted in a like manner Specifically between Reggie Noble and Dr. Banner Or should I say the Incredible Hulk when he's amped off the But Reggie Noble soon the Incredilbe Redman and slammed him You know how Redman gets when his adrenaline starts Started schitzin in the ring, so then the Thing tired in Ben Grimm leaps into the ring, and after he lunges 'But Reggie Noble him with two Brick City punches!' Rhymes by the bunches, bums get dirtier than Eastern dugeouns to set this like Detective Columbo and his hunches While the ref's out the ring, cause the last fight was so intense Let's do a live interview with the brother named Common 'Yeah, yeah it's Sense, and Iceman tried to freeze me, So I took him to Chicago and told him to it easy He couldn't see me with my applejack hat and and Cyclops, I got No I.D. and Y Not' Good lookin Common Sense, last album was tight Let me get back to the ring and evaluate the next Now the next fight had to be the craziest of all We got Dr. 'versus the mighty Busta Rhymes!' Doc Oct versus Man that stuff is dead get his eight arms ripped off, goin up agaisnt the dreads 'Ha, ha! Now Dr. Octapus, who you think you The god can never lose, so you it will never happen Lyrically making you sleepy, need a nap when I slap you with my dreads, lights out, kiss the canvas' Before my eyes, I see the demise of superhero Next up is Ras versus Magneto Now anything when Magneto battles foes Ras Kass had him shivering, delivering blows was now deceased, and a wise man said it best "The sun rises in the east, but can still set it the west" Now with all heroes down, Stan Lee refuses to surrender He got from the X-Men, as if I couldn't match the gender Stan Lee shouts 'Excelsior!' Yo, Stan you to chill 'There's no match for Storm,' I he's never heard of Lauryn Hill Now we all kow Storm the temperature and weather Started runnin' off at the lip, and L-Boog was 'Whatever' See she just got home fom tours, she's a bit to tired to So she clocked Storm over the head with my man Wyclef's All silence is ceased, out of comes the Beast Versus Jeru the Damaja, the Black Prophet from the Releasing rhymes that will pound you the ground, there'll be no two Another victory for hip-hop from the Dirty Scoundrel Now the underground system that lies deep below the ring Is where the Teenage Mutant Turtles and Das EFX do their thing Leonardo and Donatello, they both know we can do 'So kiggedty crazy Drayze hit them both with raw Now and Michaelangelo, those two others who are brothers Brooks smacked 'em with the Das EFX logo, the cover Whether plant or animal, vegitable or miggety-mineral Before you step to Das EFX you be hard like a criminal Taking you back to ringside, just when you thought it was The last was brought forth by G.I.Joe and Cobra Mercenaries and soldiers, G.I. Joe was thick But get the military of hip-hop, a.k.a. The Boot Camp Click World War Three for '98 in the of all these troops I could see general goin toe to toe with Duke Salute the captain, for rappin, cause now we who's hard, Catchin wreck like Steele and Tek going up against the Gaurd Charging after you, smashin' you metaphorically through The Joe team is O.G.C. and Ruck the Irrational Then all of a sudden I hear this loud crack! 'The punisher Big Rock just broke Roadblock's back!' Adding to injury to Stan Lee and his team We've got X from Canada, a.k.a. Wolverine You know the routine, his claws can rip for days But comes the Method Man, a.k.a. Johnny Blaze! Wolverine you can't hang, when Tical does his Paralize you with the venom the Method Man's fang! This is the final battle as the stratosphere gets We got Jones versus Peter Parker Nasty Nas at halftime, headringer versus the Illmatic versus radioactive in the rotten apple where the dead He the day that spider ever bit him And gave him a copy of the second LP, It Was For all up and emcees, I've got a question, If I made a Secret Wars Part Two, your name even be mentioned? Would you the final cut? I make even the give their titles up rhymes slash fighting crimes like the Blue Falcoln and Dynomutt Stick around for the next battle adventure, And if you see Stan Lee, him that the Last Emperor sent ya [echoes]