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What if I had the to gather all of my favorite emcees With the illest comic book characters and they arch enemies? Inconcievable? Yet as wild as it seems The Emperor and Stan Lee would the two opposing teams Keep it clean no no gats guns no interfearance book characters would go head up with raw lyrics Now I take, whoever might be on break doin tours And them signed up for the Last Emperor's Secret Wars Sure, for that kind of capacity, you need a large arena might stretch from west Philadelphia to east Medina If I'm able, I'd put it on pay-per-view my label And give free to my neighborhood bums with no cable Yeah, that sounds phat, now that we've squared the propositions Let's begin with the ultimate toughman "Let the games begin!" Set it off, the fight of the century KRS and Professor X would battle each other rhymes, these two team captains waste no time Charles Xavier to invade Kris Parker's mind He shot a probe at Kris's mind, but he missed it Professor X taken out by the Blastmaster's Round two, new fight, word to life, you gotta see Locked in mortal combat is Dr. and The Genius Here son, no match, let that grafted wizard have it 'My Sword slashes straight through Dr. Strange's Magic' Another hero down, and now the is two to zero Gy words from the Genius, and he's still my hero Now the next fight was in a rough like manner Specifically between Reggie and Dr. David Banner Or should I say the Incredible when he's amped off the gamma? But Reggie soon became the Incredilbe Redman and slammed him You know how gets when his adrenaline starts pumpin schitzin in the ring, so then the Thing tired jump in Ben Grimm leaps into the ring, and after he lunges 'But Reggie dropped him with two Brick City punches!' by the bunches, bums get dirtier than Middle Eastern dugeouns Ready to set this like Detective Columbo and his While the clean out the ring, cause the last fight was so intense Let's do a live interview with the brother named Sense 'Yeah, yeah Common Sense, and Iceman tried to freeze me, So I him to Chicago and told him to take it easy He couldn't see me with my hat and hightops Colussus and Cyclops, I got No I.D. and Y Good lookin Common Sense, that album was tight Let me get back to the ring and evaluate the fight Now the next had to be the craziest of all times We got Dr. Octapus 'versus the Busta Rhymes!' Doc Oct Busta? Man that stuff is dead He'll get his eight arms ripped off, goin up agaisnt the 'Ha, ha! Now Dr. Octapus, who you you grabbin? The god can never lose, so you it will never happen Lyrically making you sleepy, you'll need a nap I slap you with my dreads, lights out, you'll kiss the Before my eyes, I see the of another superhero Next up is Ras versus Magneto Now goes when Magneto battles foes Ras Kass had him shivering, delivering blows Magneto was now deceased, and a wise man said it "The sun rises in the east, but can still set it the west" Now with all these heroes down, Stan Lee refuses to He got Storm from the X-Men, as if I couldn't the gender Stan Lee shouts 'Excelsior!' Yo, Stan you to chill 'There's no match for Storm,' I guess he's never heard of Hill Now we all kow controls the temperature and weather Started runnin' off at the lip, and was like 'Whatever' See she just got home fom tours, she's a bit to tired to So she Storm over the head with my man Wyclef's guitar All is ceased, out of nowhere comes the Beast Versus Jeru the Damaja, the Prophet from the east rhymes that will pound you into the ground, there'll be no two Another victory for hip-hop the Dirty Rotten Scoundrel Now the underground sewer system lies deep below the ring Is where the Mutant Ninja Turtles and Das EFX do their thing Leonardo and Donatello, they both know we can do 'So kiggedty crazy Drayze hit them both raw sewage' Now and Michaelangelo, those two others who are brothers Brooks 'em with the Das EFX logo, the manhole cover Whether you're plant or animal, vegitable or Before you to Das EFX you best be hard like a criminal Taking you back to ringside, just you thought it was over The last was brought forth by G.I.Joe and Cobra Mercenaries and soldiers, G.I. Joe was rollin' But I'll get the military of hip-hop, a.k.a. The Boot Camp World War for '98 in the wake of all these troops I could see general Buckshot toe to toe with Duke Salute the captain, for rappin, now we know who's hard, Catchin wreck like and Tek going up against the Crimson Gaurd Charging you, smashin' you metaphorically smashin' through The entire Joe team is O.G.C. and Ruck the Then all of a sudden I hear this loud crack! 'The military punisher Big Rock just broke back!' Adding insult to injury to Stan Lee and his We've got X from Canada, a.k.a. Wolverine You know the routine, his can rip rappers for days But comes the Method Man, a.k.a. Johnny Blaze! Wolverine you can't hang, when Tical his thang Paralize you with the venom from the Man's fang! This is the final battle as the stratosphere darker We got Jones versus Peter Parker Nasty Nas at halftime, headringer versus the versus radioactive in the rotten apple where the dead linger He cursed the day that spider bit him And gave him a copy of the second LP, It Was For all up and coming emcees, got a question, If I made a Wars Part Two, would your name even be mentioned? Would you make the final I make even the nicest their titles up rhymes slash fighting crimes like the Blue Falcoln and Dynomutt Stick around for the battle slash adventure, And if you see Stan Lee, tell him the Last Emperor sent ya [echoes]