Dig and dig it deep
What if I had the to gather all of my favorite emcees With the illest comic book and they became arch enemies? Inconcievable? Yet as wild as it seems The Emperor and Stan Lee would coach the two opposing Keep it clean no bats no gats no interfearance Comic book characters go head up with raw lyrics Now I take, whoever might be on break from doin And them signed up for the Last Emperor's Secret Wars Sure, for that kind of capacity, you a crazy large arena that might from west Philadelphia to east Medina If I'm able, I'd put it on pay-per-view through my And give tickets to my neighborhood bums with no cable Yeah, that sounds phat, now that we've squared away the Let's begin with the toughman competion "Let the games begin!" Set it off, it's the fight of the KRS and Professor X would battle each mentally With rhymes, these two team captains no time Charles Xavier tried to invade Parker's mind He shot a cerebral at Kris's mind, but he missed it Professor X out by the Blastmaster's metaphysics Round two, new fight, word to life, you gotta see Locked in mortal combat is Dr. Strange and The Here son, he's no match, let that wizard have it 'My Liquid slashes straight through Dr. Strange's Magic' Another down, and now the score is two to zero Gy from the Genius, and he's still my rhymin hero Now the next fight was conducted in a rough like Specifically between Reggie Noble and Dr. Banner Or should I say the Incredible Hulk when he's off the gamma? But Noble soon became the Incredilbe Redman and slammed him You know how Redman gets his adrenaline starts pumpin Started schitzin in the ring, so then the Thing jump in Ben Grimm leaps into the ring, and Redman he lunges 'But Reggie Noble dropped him two Brick City punches!' Rhymes by the bunches, bums get dirtier than Middle Eastern Ready to set this Detective Columbo and his hunches While the ref's clean out the ring, cause the last was so intense Let's do a live interview with the brother named Common 'Yeah, yeah it's Common Sense, and Iceman tried to me, So I him to Chicago and told him to take it easy He see me with my applejack hat and hightops and Cyclops, I got No I.D. and Y Not' Good lookin Sense, that last album was tight Let me get back to the ring and evaluate the fight Now the next had to be the craziest of all times We got Dr. 'versus the mighty Busta Rhymes!' Doc Oct versus Busta? Man that is dead He'll get his eight arms off, goin up agaisnt the dreads 'Ha, ha! Now Dr. Octapus, who you think you The god can never lose, so you know it will happen Lyrically making you sleepy, you'll need a nap I slap you my dreads, lights out, you'll kiss the canvas' Before my eyes, I see the demise of superhero Next up is Ras Kass Magneto Now anything goes Magneto battles foes Ras Kass had him shivering, delivering ultramagnetic Magneto was now deceased, and a wise man it best "The sun in the east, but they can still set it the west" Now with all heroes down, Stan Lee refuses to surrender He got Storm the X-Men, as if I couldn't match the gender Lee shouts 'Excelsior!' Yo, Stan you best to chill 'There's no match for Storm,' I he's never heard of Lauryn Hill Now we all kow controls the temperature and weather Started runnin' off at the lip, and L-Boog was 'Whatever' See she just got fom tours, she's a bit to tired to spar So she clocked Storm over the head with my man guitar All silence is ceased, out of nowhere the Beast Versus Jeru the Damaja, the Prophet from the east rhymes that will pound you into the ground, there'll be no two Another victory for hip-hop from the Dirty Rotten Now the underground sewer system that deep below the ring Is where the Teenage Ninja Turtles and Das EFX do their thing Leonardo and Donatello, they know we can do this 'So crazy Drayze hit them both with raw sewage' Now and Michaelangelo, those two others who are brothers smacked 'em with the Das EFX logo, the manhole cover Whether you're or animal, vegitable or miggety-mineral Before you step to Das EFX you best be like a criminal Taking you back to ringside, when you thought it was over The last was brought forth by G.I.Joe and Cobra Mercenaries and soldiers, G.I. Joe was rollin' But I'll get the military of hip-hop, a.k.a. The Camp Click War Three for '98 in the wake of all these troops I could see Buckshot goin toe to toe with Duke Salute the captain, for rappin, now we know who's hard, Catchin wreck like Steele and Tek going up the Crimson Gaurd Charging after you, smashin' you metaphorically through The entire Joe team is O.G.C. and the Irrational Then all of a sudden I hear this real crack! 'The military punisher Big Rock broke Roadblock's back!' Adding to injury to Stan Lee and his team We've got Weapon X Canada, a.k.a. Wolverine You know the routine, his claws can rip for days But here comes the Method Man, a.k.a. Blaze! Wolverine you can't hang, Tical does his thang Paralize you with the venom from the Method fang! This is the battle as the stratosphere gets darker We got Nasir versus Peter Parker Nas at halftime, headringer versus the webslinger Illmatic versus radioactive in the rotten apple where the linger He cursed the day that ever bit him And him a copy of the second LP, It Was Written For all up and coming emcees, got a question, If I made a Secret Wars Part Two, would your name be mentioned? you make the final cut? I make even the nicest give their up Writing rhymes slash crimes like the Blue Falcoln and Dynomutt Stick around for the battle slash adventure, And if you see Stan Lee, tell him that the Last sent ya [echoes]