Schmack!

It's the same old guys in the same old house
Lying around doing nothing on the same old couch
Oh no not another day doing nothing
The only thing we get is the TV lovin'
Then it happened our boy had an idea
Put this ad in the paper and see what would appear

Boredom's the matter with me
(Then it happened boy)
I wanna fight it
(Then it happened boy)
You wash the dishes baby
(Then it happened boy)
I'll do the dryin'
The ad was pretty simple and this is how it read

Female flatmate wanted
(If you're pretty come on)
(Beautifully fully furnished water front views)
Female flatmate wanted
(If you're pretty come on)
(Deluxe apartment would you like to move)
Female flatmate wanted
(If you're pretty)
(Ring the number provided and come on over)

Well they got so many calls that the lines were jammed
So many girls numbers they had too much on their hands
When they turned up they knew they would survive
Beautiful women turning up four or five at a time

Female flatmate wanted
(If you're pretty come on)
(Beautifully fully furnished water front views)
Female flatmate wanted
(If you're pretty come on)
(Deluxe apartment would you like to move)
Female flatmate wanted
(If you're pretty)
(Ring the number provided and come on over)

When they left they gave their name and number
And said don't forget to call you gotta remember
This went down in history
As the slickest and figgest girls you've ever seen

Boredom's the matter with me
(Then it happened boy)
I wanna fight it
(Then it happened boy)
You wash the dishes baby
(Then it happened boy)
I'll do the dryin'
The ad was pretty simple and this is how it read

If you're pretty come on
If you're pretty
If you're pretty come on
If you're pretty

If you're pretty come on
(Female flatmate wanted)
If you're pretty
(Female flatmate wanted)
If you're pretty come on
(Female flatmate wanted)
If you're pretty