(Uncle Lupe) Alright time to go to sleep (Hey Lupe) (Can you please us a bedtime story?) Ugh, late man Okay, okay, check this out, listen
1] Cold killer, old gorilla Bold as a with the thickness Old as yellow in a Chevrolet with a stick shift The story his mother left him on a church step First step was out the front door then the first the block to the spots where the worst kept Thirty years got a thirty [?] caper To shoot up the scene and Plot, broken all down to two rounds of A means now and we too down to stop Say ya got round for two thousand cops Military grade, these things shoot round the Shh threat, The dame will hang out chains round the neck He ever seen her before, her face connect No, so it on the low, go [?] by the arm Looks right into the eyes cause be the charms Sheba, King Tut [?] to a chair getting burned by [?] [?] well up to run clubs in the [?] The room smells like hand made tortillas He recognized the of real big [?] [?] brother for bad news when his cash rules Are you familiar with the shell of the As he the needle up to the light bulb White girls into [?], he stands up runs to the and jumps Aim for the pool... The from that almost split him in half Voice from the asks did he enjoy the bath with his arm in a cast, hold up
Never what it seems, everybody be seen On the cover of a want big things Everybody big dreams Everybody bling bling Everybody wanna be the bling Everybody Everybody wanna big In the of kings and pyramid schemes It's never what it seems, everybody be seen On the of a magazine wanna sip lean Everybody want a big Everybody want bling Everybody C.R.E.A.M Everybody have a team Everybody be the king Everybody a big scheme in the land of pyramid schemes
2] As he tried to do the math with the fed The contract states here upon your dead The girl at the bar is an star Settling on [?] with north Your on the list, kitsch A hundred million dollars worth of grade fish Tuna, Tokyo cartels biggest consumer A rumor bout a schooner off the coast of They say you slit the throat of a known Kahuna Then torched the boat and fled into the You're hated more a Kahlua pig at a Jumu'ah They want head on a platter, not right now but sooner I got you a .45 and a tuner Wait, wait I've never been to Rica And then it all back as Smearcom falls with a ninja star in his head like Then they slowly the room I grabbed a .45, the ninja resume I catch them in the [?] and answer with a blast, blow Three more for good measure exit is another window, pfft whatever Short fall to the of the car I get in left arm, covered in ninja stars Then a zero to a hundred baby real Look around the car for else to kill with headlights in the real view These streets not meant to veer through Especially with just one I let go to shoot back but the gun Mitsubishi not built to Lambs So gaining Heavy Rear view from deadly aiming Arm paining, draining, pains for the Louvre Drive right through the glass with dope moves A little shook from the Driving through the in a rally car with great handling Was at the Mona Stop the car right in front of [?] have a Press on the radio, voice from the speaker get to Belgrade and take an ad out in the daily Politika They says for a good time call this slash Venezuelan chica Next day at the airport meeted by a greeter who looks but Greeker A older wearing Michael Jordan sneakers But I follow the 1995 S Class, in the back seat is a dead man who's car I just alive, audience now wonders how Smearcom survived Let alone not be hurt, he taps a plate in his head from his Afhganistan work Visine for red retinas, what else would you expect from head [?] Ex-lecturer, at [?], the too secular So now I'm totes hecker-lers, Now Smearcom's on the team, so everybody's down for the
1] (The chapter in the incredible [?] saga) (Smearcom's back!)
3] Now it's time to finish this, getting too for international syndicates To which the driver reveals his This won't end well, he pulls out a gun aims and (Damn you all to hell!)
2] (Wait, what happened? Uncle what's going on?) Go to (But happened? I don't understand) (Please finish the please) Storytime's You asked for a story I you one it, just take it (This is the bedtime story ever) Bye
4] [?] saga, is back You really think that he would go out like under attack, MAC under the back...
3] I'm just playing, it's over you all enjoyed it, man Its the end of the Thank man Pharaoh two thirty, Yeah to DJ BUSY You how we do Uhh Uhh hah
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