(Uncle Lupe) Alright time to go to sleep (Hey Lupe) (Can you please tell us a story?) Ugh, late man Okay, okay okay, this out, listen
1] Cold killer, old gorilla Bold as a font the thickness Old as yellow gold in a Chevrolet a stick shift The story goes his mother left him on a church First step was out the front then the first left the block to the spots where the worst kept Thirty years later got a [?] caper To up the scene and scheme Plot, all down to two rounds of scotch A means now and we too down to stop Say ya got enough for two thousand cops grade, these things shoot round the block Shh threat, The dame will hang out like chains the neck He ever seen her before, her face don't No, so it on the low, go [?] by the arm Looks into the eyes cause these be the charms Sheba, Tut [?] Khalifa Tied to a chair getting by [?] [?] well dressed up to run in the [?] The room like fresh hand made tortillas He recognized the of real big [?] [?] brother for bad news when his cash rules Are you with the shell of the cashews? As he holds the needle up to the bulb White into [?], he stands up runs to the window and jumps Aim for the pool... The impact that almost split him in half Voice from the asks did he enjoy the bath with his arm in a cast, hold up
Never what it seems, everybody be seen On the cover of a Everybody big things want big dreams Everybody bling bling Everybody wanna be the Everybody Everybody Everybody wanna big In the valley of kings and schemes It's never what it seems, everybody be seen On the of a magazine wanna sip lean Everybody a big dreams Everybody want bling want C.R.E.A.M Everybody wanna a team wanna be the king Everybody a big scheme in the land of pyramid schemes
2] As he to do the math with Smearcom the fed The contract states from here your dead The at the bar is an underworld star Settling on [?] with Zanzibar Your names on the list, A hundred million dollars worth of high fish Tuna, Tokyo cartels biggest consumer A rumor bout a schooner off the coast of They say you slit the throat of a known Kahuna Then torched the boat and into the Dunya You're more than a Kahlua pig at a Jumu'ah want your head on a platter, not right now but sooner I got you a .45 and a Mitsubishi Wait, wait I've been to Costa Rica And then it all back Just as falls with a ninja star in his head like Then slowly enter the room I grabbed a .45, the ninja stars I catch them in the [?] and answer them a blast, blow Three more shots for good Only exit is window, pfft whatever Short to the roof of the car Then I get in left arm, covered in ninja a zero to a hundred baby real quick Look around the car for something to kill with Lamborghini in the real view These streets not meant to veer through Especially with just one I let go to back but the gun jams Mitsubishi not built to outrun So gaining raining Rear view explodes deadly aiming Arm paining, blood draining, for the Louvre Drive right through the pyramid with dope moves A little shook the landing Driving through the in a rally car with great handling Was at the Lisa Stop the car in front of [?] have a breather play on the radio, voice from the speaker Says get to Belgrade and an ad out in the daily Politika They for a good time call this Ecuador slash Venezuelan chica Next day at the airport meeted by a greeter who looks Corsican but A little older wearing Michael Jordan But I the leader 1995 S Class, in the back seat is a dead man who's car I crashed Smearcom's alive, audience now wonders how Smearcom Let alone not be hurt, he a metal plate in his head from his Afhganistan work What Visine for red retinas, what would you expect from head [?] Ex-lecturer, at [?], the dean too So now I'm totes hecker-lers, Now Smearcom's on the team, so everybody's down for the
1] (The chapter in the incredible [?] saga) (Smearcom's back!)
3] Now it's time to finish this, getting too for international syndicates To which the driver reveals his This end well, he pulls out a gun aims and says (Damn you all to hell!)
2] (Wait, what happened? Uncle Lupe going on?) Go to (But happened? I don't understand) (Please finish the please) over You asked for a story I you one it, just take it (This is the bedtime story ever) Bye
4] [?] saga, is back You really that he would go out like that? They're under attack, MAC the back...
3] I'm just playing, really over Hope you all it, man Its the end of the y'all man Pharaoh Height two thirty, to DJ BUSY You how we do Uhh Uhh hah
what up Wait you thought I couldn't do no more, huh? Bogglin'