(Uncle Lupe) Alright time to go to sleep (Hey Lupe) (Can you tell us a bedtime story?) Ugh, late man Okay, okay okay, this out, listen
1] Cold killer, old gorilla Bold as a font with the Old as yellow in a Chevrolet with a stick shift The story goes his mother left him on a church step was out the front door then the first left Down the block to the where the worst kept years later got a thirty [?] caper To shoot up the and scheme Plot, broken all down to two rounds of A pound means now and we too down to Say ya got enough round for two thousand grade, these things shoot round the block Shh threat, The dame will hang out chains round the neck He ever seen her before, her face don't No, so it on the low, go [?] by the arm Looks right into the cause these be the charms Sheba, King Tut [?] Tied to a chair burned by [?] [?] well dressed up to run in the [?] The room smells like fresh hand tortillas He recognized the tattoos of big [?] [?] brother known for bad when his cash rules Are you familiar with the shell of the As he the needle up to the light bulb girls into [?], he stands up runs to the window and jumps Aim for the pool... The from that almost split him in half Voice from the asks did he enjoy the bath Laughs with his arm in a cast, up
Never what it seems, wanna be seen On the of a magazine Everybody big things Everybody want big want bling bling Everybody be the king bling Everybody wanna big thing In the valley of and pyramid schemes It's never what it seems, everybody wanna be On the cover of a wanna sip lean Everybody want a big Everybody bling bling Everybody C.R.E.A.M wanna have a team Everybody be the king want a big scheme in the land of pyramid schemes
2] As he tried to do the with Smearcom the fed The contract states from upon your dead The girl at the bar is an star Settling on [?] with north Your names on the list, A million dollars worth of high grade fish Tuna, Tokyo worlds biggest consumer A rumor bout a off the coast of Montezuma say you slit the throat of a well known Kahuna Then torched the boat and fled into the You're hated more than a Kahlua pig at a They want your head on a platter, not now but sooner I got you a .45 and a tuner Wait, wait I've never to Costa Rica And it all comes back as Smearcom falls with a ninja star in his head like Then they enter the room I grabbed a .45, the stars resume I them in the [?] and answer them with a blast, blow Three shots for good measure Only exit is another window, pfft Short fall to the of the car Then I get in left arm, in ninja stars Then a zero to a hundred real quick Look the car for something else to kill with Lamborghini in the real view These Parisian streets not meant to veer Especially with one hand I let go to shoot but the gun jams not built to outrun Lambs So gaining raining Rear view explodes from deadly Arm paining, blood draining, Head for the Drive right the glass pyramid with dope moves A little shook from the Driving through the Louvre in a rally car great handling Was at the Mona Stop the car right in front of [?] have a Press play on the radio, voice the speaker Says get to Belgrade and an ad out in the daily Politika They says for a time call this Ecuador slash Venezuelan chica Next day at the airport meeted by a greeter who looks Corsican but A older wearing Michael Jordan sneakers But I the leader S Class, in the back seat is a dead man who's car I just crashed Smearcom's alive, now wonders how Smearcom survived Let alone not be hurt, he taps a plate in his head from his Afhganistan work What Visine for red retinas, what else would you from head [?] Ex-lecturer, at [?], the too secular So now I'm totes hecker-lers, Now Smearcom's on the team, so down for the scheme
1] (The final in the incredible [?] saga) (Smearcom's back!)
3] Now it's time to this, getting too late for international syndicates To the driver reveals his membership This won't end well, he out a gun aims and says (Damn you all to hell!)
2] (Wait, what happened? Uncle Lupe what's on?) Go to (But what I don't understand) (Please finish the please) Storytime's You asked for a I gave you one Take it, take it (This is the worst story ever) Bye
4] [?] saga, Smearcom is You really think that he would go out like They're under attack, MAC the back...
3] I'm just playing, it's over Hope you all it, man Its the end of the y'all man Pharaoh two thirty, Yeah Shout to DJ You how we do Uhh Uhh hah
what up Wait you thought I couldn't do no more, huh? Giblets