(Uncle Lupe) Alright time to go to sleep (Hey Lupe) (Can you please tell us a story?) Ugh, it's man Okay, okay okay, check out, listen
1] Cold killer, old gorilla Bold as a font with the Old as yellow gold in a Chevrolet a stick shift The story goes his mother him on a church step step was out the front door then the first left Down the block to the spots the worst kept years later got a thirty [?] caper To shoot up the and scheme Plot, broken all down to two rounds of A pound means now and we too down to Say ya got round for two thousand cops Military grade, things shoot round the block Shh threat, The dame will hang out like chains the neck He seen her before, her face don't connect No, so it on the low, go [?] by the arm Looks right into the eyes cause these be the Sheba, Tut [?] Khalifa to a chair getting burned by [?] [?] well dressed up to run in the [?] The smells like fresh hand made tortillas He recognized the tattoos of big [?] [?] brother known for bad news when his rules Are you familiar with the of the cashews? As he the needle up to the light bulb White girls into [?], he stands up runs to the and jumps Aim for the pool... The impact that almost split him in half from the past asks did he enjoy the bath Laughs with his arm in a cast, up
Never what it seems, wanna be seen On the of a magazine Everybody big things Everybody want big want bling bling Everybody be the king Everybody sings Everybody wanna big In the valley of kings and pyramid It's never what it seems, everybody be seen On the cover of a Everybody wanna sip Everybody want a big Everybody want bling Everybody C.R.E.A.M Everybody wanna have a Everybody wanna be the want a big scheme in the land of pyramid schemes
2] As he tried to do the math Smearcom the fed The contract states from here upon your The girl at the bar is an star on [?] with north Zanzibar Your names on the list, A hundred million dollars of high grade fish Tuna, Tokyo cartels worlds biggest A rumor bout a schooner off the of Montezuma They say you slit the throat of a well Kahuna Then torched the boat and fled the Dunya You're hated than a Kahlua pig at a Jumu'ah They want your on a platter, not right now but sooner I got you a .45 and a Mitsubishi Wait, I've never been to Costa Rica And it all comes back Just as Smearcom with a ninja star in his head like they slowly enter the room I grabbed a .45, the ninja resume I catch them in the [?] and them with a blast, blow more shots for good measure Only exit is window, pfft whatever Short to the roof of the car I get in left arm, covered in ninja stars Then a zero to a hundred baby real Look the car for something else to kill with Lamborghini in the real view These Parisian streets not to veer through with just one hand I let go to shoot but the gun jams not built to outrun Lambs So they raining Rear view explodes deadly aiming Arm paining, draining, pains Head for the Drive through the glass pyramid with dope moves A little from the landing Driving through the Louvre in a car with great handling Was at the Lisa Stop the car right in front of [?] have a Press play on the radio, from the speaker get to Belgrade and take an ad out in the daily Politika They for a good time call this Ecuador slash Venezuelan chica Next day at the airport meeted by a greeter who Corsican but Greeker A older wearing Michael Jordan sneakers But I the leader 1995 S Class, in the back seat is a dead man who's car I just alive, audience now wonders how Smearcom survived Let not be hurt, he taps a metal plate in his head from his Afhganistan work Visine for red retinas, what else would you expect from head [?] Ex-lecturer, at [?], the too secular So now I'm totes hecker-lers, Now Smearcom's on the team, so down for the scheme
1] (The chapter in the incredible [?] saga) (Smearcom's back!)
3] Now it's time to finish this, getting too late for international To which the driver reveals his This won't end well, he pulls out a gun and says (Damn you all to hell!)
2] (Wait, happened? Uncle Lupe what's going on?) Go to (But happened? I don't understand) (Please the story please) over You asked for a story I you one Take it, take it (This is the worst story ever) Bye
4] [?] saga, Smearcom is You really think he would go out like that? They're under attack, MAC the back...
3] I'm just playing, it's over you all enjoyed it, man Its the end of the Thank man Height two thirty, Yeah Shout to DJ You how we do Uhh Uhh hah
Scott up Wait you thought I do this no more, huh? Giblets