(Uncle Lupe) Alright it's time to go to (Hey Lupe) (Can you please tell us a story?) Ugh, late man Okay, okay, check this out, listen
1] Cold killer, old gorilla as a font with the thickness Old as yellow in a Chevrolet with a stick shift The story goes his left him on a church step step was out the front door then the first left Down the block to the spots where the kept Thirty later got a thirty [?] caper To shoot up the and scheme Plot, broken all down to two of scotch A means now and we too down to stop Say ya got enough for two thousand cops Military grade, these things shoot the block Shh threat, The dame will out like chains round the neck He ever seen her before, her face connect No, so it on the low, go [?] by the arm Looks right into the cause these be the charms Sheba, Tut [?] Khalifa Tied to a chair getting by [?] [?] well up to run clubs in the [?] The room smells like fresh hand tortillas He the tattoos of real big [?] [?] brother for bad news when his cash rules Are you familiar with the shell of the As he holds the needle up to the light White girls into [?], he up runs to the window and jumps Aim for the pool... The from that almost split him in half from the past asks did he enjoy the bath Laughs his arm in a cast, hold up
Never what it seems, everybody be seen On the cover of a Everybody want big Everybody big dreams Everybody want bling Everybody wanna be the bling Everybody wanna big thing In the valley of and pyramid schemes It's never what it seems, wanna be seen On the cover of a Everybody sip lean Everybody want a big Everybody want bling want C.R.E.A.M Everybody wanna a team wanna be the king Everybody want a big in the land of pyramid schemes
2] As he to do the math with Smearcom the fed The states from here upon your dead The at the bar is an underworld star Settling on [?] north Zanzibar names on the list, kitsch A hundred million dollars worth of high fish Tuna, Tokyo cartels biggest consumer A rumor bout a schooner off the of Montezuma They say you the throat of a well known Kahuna torched the boat and fled into the Dunya You're hated more than a pig at a Jumu'ah want your head on a platter, not right now but sooner I got you a .45 and a tuner Wait, wait never been to Costa Rica And then it all back as Smearcom falls with a ninja star in his head like Then they slowly the room I grabbed a .45, the ninja resume I catch them in the [?] and answer them a blast, blow Three shots for good measure Only exit is another window, pfft Short fall to the of the car Then I get in left arm, in ninja stars Then a to a hundred baby real quick Look around the car for something else to with Lamborghini headlights in the real These streets not meant to veer through Especially with one hand I let go to shoot back but the gun Mitsubishi not built to outrun So gaining raining Rear view explodes deadly aiming Arm paining, blood draining, Head for the Drive right through the glass pyramid dope moves A little shook the landing through the Louvre in a rally car with great handling Was at the Lisa Stop the car right in of [?] have a breather Press on the radio, voice from the speaker Says get to Belgrade and take an ad out in the daily They says for a good time call Ecuador slash Venezuelan chica Next day at the airport by a greeter who looks Corsican but Greeker A little older wearing Jordan sneakers But I the leader 1995 S Class, in the back seat is a dead man car I just crashed alive, audience now wonders how Smearcom survived Let alone not be hurt, he taps a metal plate in his head from his work What Visine for red retinas, what else would you expect from [?] Ex-lecturer, at [?], the dean too So now I'm totes hecker-lers, Now Smearcom's on the team, so everybody's for the scheme
1] (The final in the incredible [?] saga) (Smearcom's back!)
3] Now time to finish this, getting too late for international syndicates To which the driver his membership This end well, he pulls out a gun aims and says (Damn you all to hell!)
2] (Wait, what happened? Uncle Lupe what's on?) Go to (But what I don't understand) (Please finish the please) over You for a story I gave you one it, just take it (This is the worst bedtime ever) Bye
4] [?] saga, is back You really think that he go out like that? under attack, MAC under the back...
3] I'm just playing, really over Hope you all it, man Its the end of the y'all man Pharaoh two thirty, Yeah to DJ BUSY You how we do Uhh Uhh hah
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