(Uncle Lupe) Alright time to go to sleep (Hey Lupe) (Can you please tell us a story?) Ugh, late man Okay, okay okay, this out, listen
1] Cold killer, bold old Bold as a font the thickness Old as yellow gold in a with a stick shift The story goes his left him on a church step First step was out the front then the first left Down the to the spots where the worst kept Thirty years later got a [?] caper To shoot up the and scheme Plot, all down to two rounds of scotch A pound means now and we too down to Say ya got enough for two thousand cops Military grade, these shoot round the block Shh threat, The will hang out like chains round the neck He ever seen her before, her face don't No, so it on the low, go [?] by the arm right into the eyes cause these be the charms Sheba, King Tut [?] to a chair getting burned by [?] [?] well dressed up to run in the [?] The smells like fresh hand made tortillas He recognized the tattoos of big [?] [?] brother known for bad news when his cash Are you familiar the shell of the cashews? As he holds the up to the light bulb White girls into [?], he up runs to the window and jumps Aim for the pool... The impact from that almost him in half from the past asks did he enjoy the bath Laughs with his arm in a cast, up
Never what it seems, wanna be seen On the of a magazine Everybody want big want big dreams Everybody want bling Everybody wanna be the bling Everybody Everybody wanna big In the valley of and pyramid schemes never what it seems, everybody wanna be seen On the of a magazine Everybody sip lean want a big dreams Everybody want bling Everybody C.R.E.A.M Everybody wanna a team Everybody be the king Everybody a big scheme in the land of pyramid schemes
2] As he to do the math with Smearcom the fed The contract states from here upon your The girl at the bar is an underworld on [?] with north Zanzibar Your on the list, kitsch A hundred dollars worth of high grade fish Tuna, Tokyo cartels worlds consumer A bout a schooner off the coast of Montezuma They say you slit the throat of a known Kahuna torched the boat and fled into the Dunya You're hated more than a Kahlua pig at a want your head on a platter, not right now but sooner I got you a .45 and a Mitsubishi Wait, wait I've been to Costa Rica And then it all comes as Smearcom falls with a ninja star in his head like Then they slowly enter the I a .45, the ninja stars resume I catch them in the [?] and answer them a blast, blow Three more shots for measure exit is another window, pfft whatever Short fall to the of the car Then I get in left arm, covered in ninja Then a zero to a baby real quick Look around the car for something else to with Lamborghini headlights in the real These Parisian streets not meant to veer with just one hand I let go to shoot but the gun jams Mitsubishi not built to outrun So gaining raining Rear view explodes from deadly Arm paining, draining, pains for the Louvre Drive right through the glass pyramid with dope A shook from the landing Driving through the Louvre in a rally car with great Was at the Mona the car right in front of [?] have a breather Press play on the radio, voice from the Says get to and take an ad out in the daily Politika says for a good time call this Ecuador slash Venezuelan chica Next day at the airport meeted by a greeter who looks but Greeker A little older wearing Michael Jordan But I follow the S Class, in the back seat is a dead man who's car I just crashed Smearcom's alive, audience now wonders how survived Let alone not be hurt, he a metal plate in his head from his Afhganistan work What Visine for red retinas, what else would you expect head [?] Ex-lecturer, at [?], the dean too So now I'm hecker-lers, everywhere Now Smearcom's on the team, so everybody's down for the
1] (The final in the incredible [?] saga) (Smearcom's back!)
3] Now it's time to finish this, getting too for international syndicates To which the driver his membership This won't end well, he out a gun aims and says (Damn you all to hell!)
2] (Wait, what happened? Uncle Lupe going on?) Go to (But what happened? I understand) (Please finish the please) Storytime's You asked for a I gave you one it, just take it (This is the worst story ever) Bye
4] [?] saga, is back You really think he would go out like that? under attack, MAC under the back...
3] I'm playing, it's really over you all enjoyed it, man Its the end of the Thank man Height two thirty, Yeah Shout to DJ You how we do Uhh Uhh hah
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