She was a brown skin, honey that love hip hop Cut off tank-top, she make whole face drop Hotbox, like it or not, she don't care I got She got her own knot in stocks
And in the backwoods, she plans to me off Suck me off and then say, I be off Tryin' to with X, the Cali kush is makin' her cough She hate wearin' her clothes, she keeps takin 'em off
At the Palms Hotel on a Friday Attack each other like animals the sky turn bright it a night to remember, she went tellin' her sista Then her sista around and told the shit to Melissa
Then Melissa got my number, sendin' me pictures In all type of different positions, man, this on a mission Listen, a man is a man, handle his business I ain't a bad guy, just with scandalous bitches
I remember when Xzibit to push in a Caddy I met this chick from the Valley, she she wanted me badly Now this is common in because the homies is savy Bitches be money to niggaz and callin 'em Daddy
She in a brand new Lexus, moved from Texas She came to California to model and be next bitch Takin' naked pictures, tryin' to more acceptance Maybe get some jobs, try to politic connections
I said for X to the Z My homie through my trash instead of talkin' to me He fell in love with her ass and while she casin' his Tryin' to tell nigga what he got up in his safe
About the big hundred stacks and bricks to match Forever watchin' his back, therefore he never And when her nigga attack, he got a slug in his He ain't a bad guy, just dealin' scandalous bitches
I met this girl from the 'Natti, I got along with her I made it up in my mind, is the girl I'ma marry Now when you get married, the preparation is scary You want your weight to get carried, you want your skeletons
She moved out to California to me in a hurry Her was dirty but yo, that didn't disturb me I want to the insanity, try to have me a family Started checkin' my and brought her back to reality
Left her ring on the dresser, adios, I'm travelin' home from the road, I hear she with Usher Now don't even know me but I got love for the homie Even though around me be thinkin' he corny
She denied everythin', said the was phony On the cryin', she love me, said she wanted to hold me "Yo, he ain't shit to me, Alvin, I was just his album That was bullshit, I'm sorry, I'm better without him"
So I'm off to Miami, got invited to By Mr. himself, yo, I ain't hatin' nobody Now we walk in the party, yep, guess who I see? Lyin' bitch, said she was callin' N.Y.C.
He started wipin' the off of her face and her chest And then she gave him a and then she looked to the left And when she it was X, she started cryin' and trippin' And dude was lookin' confused, the scene, it couldn't be
Now he just pluckin' his chickens, I ain't gon' sock him or him I'm from the West Coast where niggaz don't be for bitches A little over-dramatic, in Rome I called him a In front of millions of people, funny but shouldn't have done
I was a joke, I didn't mean to offend Like when I introduced Destiny's Child as II Men Listen, a man is a man, gon' his business I a bad guy, just dealin' with scandalous bitches
X, you ever get of, um Motherfuckers talkin' to you about My Ride'?