She was a brown skin, honey that love hip hop Cut off tank-top, she make your face drop Hotbox, like it or not, she don't care I got She got her own knot dealin' in
And in the backwoods, she to dust me off Suck me off and then say, I be off Tryin' to smoke with X, the Cali is makin' her cough She must hate wearin' her clothes, she takin 'em off
At the Palms Hotel on a night Attack each other animals 'til the sky turn bright Make it a to remember, she went tellin' her sista Then her sista turned and told the shit to Melissa
Then Melissa got my number, started sendin' me In all type of different positions, man, this on a mission Listen, a man is a man, gon' his business I ain't a bad guy, just with scandalous bitches
I remember when Xzibit to push in a Caddy I met this chick the Valley, she said she wanted me badly Now this is common in because the homies is savy Bitches be givin' money to and callin 'em Daddy
She in a brand new Lexus, just moved Texas She came to California to model and be that next Takin' naked pictures, tryin' to more acceptance Maybe get some jobs, try to politic some
I said for X to the Z My picked through my trash instead of talkin' to me He fell in with her ass and while she casin' his place to tell another nigga what he got up in his safe
About the big hundred stacks and them to match Forever watchin' his back, therefore he relax And when her nigga attack, he got a slug in his He ain't a bad guy, just dealin' with scandalous
I met this girl the 'Natti, I got along with her daddy I made it up in my mind, is the girl I'ma marry Now when you wanna get married, the preparation is You want weight to get carried, you want your skeletons buried
She moved out to California to me in a hurry Her reputation was but yo, that didn't disturb me I want to stop the insanity, try to me a family checkin' my phone and brought her back to reality
Left her ring on the dresser, adios, I'm travelin' home the road, I hear she fuckin' with Usher Now Usher don't even know me but I got for the homie though everybody around me be thinkin' he corny
She everythin', said the rumors was phony On the phone cryin', she me, said she wanted to hold me "Yo, he ain't shit to me, Alvin, I was just into his That was bullshit, I'm sorry, I'm better without him"
So I'm off to Miami, got to party By Mr. Raymond himself, yo, I hatin' nobody Now we walk in the party, yep, guess who I see? bitch, said she was callin' from N.Y.C.
He started the sweat off of her face and her chest And then she gave him a peck and she looked to the left And she seen it was X, she started cryin' and trippin' And dude was lookin' confused, the scene, it couldn't be
Now he just pluckin' his chickens, I gon' sock him or diss him I'm from the West where niggaz don't be fightin' for bitches A over-dramatic, in Rome I called him a fagot In front of millions of people, funny but have done that
I was makin' a joke, I didn't mean to Like I introduced Destiny's Child as Boyz II Men Listen, a man is a man, gon' handle his I ain't a bad guy, just with scandalous bitches
X, you get tired of, um Motherfuckers talkin' to you about My Ride'?