She was a brown skin, honey that love hip hop Cut off tank-top, she make your whole drop Hotbox, like it or not, she don't care I got She got her own dealin' in stocks
And in the backwoods, she plans to me off Suck me off and then say, I be off Tryin' to smoke with X, the Cali kush is makin' her She must hate wearin' her clothes, she takin 'em off
At the Palms on a Friday night each other like animals 'til the sky turn bright Make it a night to remember, she went tellin' her Then her sista turned and told the shit to Melissa
Then Melissa got my number, started me pictures In all type of different positions, man, bitch on a mission Listen, a man is a man, gon' handle his I ain't a bad guy, just with scandalous bitches
I remember when Xzibit used to push in a I met this chick from the Valley, she said she wanted me Now is common in Cali because the homies is savy be givin' money to niggaz and callin 'em Daddy
She in a new Lexus, just moved from Texas She came to California to model and be next bitch Takin' pictures, tryin' to gain more acceptance Maybe get some jobs, try to politic some
I said for X to the Z My homie picked through my instead of talkin' to me He fell in with her ass and while she casin' his place Tryin' to another nigga what he got up in his safe
About the big hundred stacks and bricks to match Forever his back, therefore he never relax And her nigga attack, he got a slug in his britches He ain't a bad guy, just with scandalous bitches
I met this girl from the 'Natti, I got along her daddy I made it up in my mind, is the girl I'ma marry Now when you wanna get married, the preparation is You want your weight to get carried, you want your skeletons
She moved out to next to me in a hurry Her reputation was but yo, that didn't disturb me I want to stop the insanity, try to have me a Started checkin' my and brought her back to reality
Left her on the dresser, adios, motherfucker I'm travelin' home from the road, I hear she fuckin' Usher Now don't even know me but I got love for the homie Even though everybody me be thinkin' he corny
She denied everythin', the rumors was phony On the phone cryin', she me, said she wanted to hold me "Yo, he ain't shit to me, Alvin, I was just into his That was some bullshit, I'm sorry, I'm better him"
So I'm off to Miami, got to party By Mr. Raymond himself, yo, I ain't hatin' Now we walk in the party, yep, guess who I see? Lyin' bitch, said she was callin' N.Y.C.
He started wipin' the sweat off of her and her chest And then she gave him a peck and then she looked to the And she seen it was X, she started cryin' and trippin' And dude was lookin' confused, the scene, it be written
Now he just pluckin' his chickens, I ain't gon' him or diss him I'm from the West Coast where niggaz don't be fightin' for A little over-dramatic, in Rome I him a fagot In front of millions of people, funny but shouldn't have done
I was a joke, I didn't mean to offend Like when I Destiny's Child as Boyz II Men Listen, a man is a man, gon' his business I ain't a bad guy, just with scandalous bitches
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