She was a brown skin, ebony honey that hip hop Cut off tank-top, she make your face drop Hotbox, like it or not, she don't what I got She got her own knot dealin' in
And in the backwoods, she to dust me off me off and then say, I must be off Tryin' to smoke with X, the Cali kush is makin' her She must hate her clothes, she keeps takin 'em off
At the Palms on a Friday night Attack each other animals 'til the sky turn bright Make it a night to remember, she tellin' her sista Then her sista turned around and the shit to Melissa
Then Melissa got my number, sendin' me pictures In all type of different positions, man, this on a mission Listen, a man is a man, gon' handle his I ain't a bad guy, dealin' with scandalous bitches
I when Xzibit used to push in a Caddy I met chick from the Valley, she said she wanted me badly Now this is common in Cali because the homies is be givin' money to niggaz and callin 'em Daddy
She in a brand new Lexus, just moved Texas She came to California to model and be next bitch Takin' pictures, tryin' to gain more acceptance Maybe get some jobs, try to politic some
I appreciate for X to the Z My homie picked through my trash instead of to me He fell in love with her ass and while she his place Tryin' to tell another nigga he got up in his safe
About the big hundred and them bricks to match Forever watchin' his back, therefore he relax And her nigga attack, he got a slug in his britches He ain't a bad guy, just dealin' scandalous bitches
I met this girl from the 'Natti, I got with her daddy I made it up in my mind, this is the girl marry Now you wanna get married, the preparation is scary You want weight to get carried, you want your skeletons buried
She moved out to California to me in a hurry Her reputation was dirty but yo, that disturb me I want to stop the insanity, try to me a family Started checkin' my and brought her back to reality
her ring on the dresser, adios, motherfucker I'm travelin' home the road, I hear she fuckin' with Usher Now Usher don't even know me but I got for the homie Even though everybody around me be he corny
She denied everythin', said the rumors was On the phone cryin', she love me, said she to hold me "Yo, he ain't shit to me, Alvin, I was just into his That was some bullshit, I'm sorry, I'm without him"
So I'm off to Miami, got to party By Mr. himself, yo, I ain't hatin' nobody Now when we walk in the party, yep, who I see? bitch, said she was callin' from N.Y.C.
He started the sweat off of her face and her chest And then she gave him a peck and then she looked to the And when she seen it was X, she started and trippin' And was lookin' confused, the scene, it couldn't be written
Now he just pluckin' his chickens, I ain't gon' sock him or him I'm from the West Coast where don't be fightin' for bitches A little over-dramatic, in I called him a fagot In front of millions of people, funny but shouldn't have that
I was a joke, I didn't mean to offend when I introduced Destiny's Child as Boyz II Men Listen, a man is a man, gon' his business I ain't a bad guy, just dealin' scandalous bitches
X, you ever get of, um talkin' to you about 'Pimp My Ride'?