She was a brown skin, ebony that love hip hop Cut off tank-top, she make your whole drop Hotbox, like it or not, she don't what I got She got her own dealin' in stocks
And in the backwoods, she to dust me off Suck me off and then say, I be off Tryin' to smoke with X, the Cali kush is her cough She must hate wearin' her clothes, she takin 'em off
At the Palms on a Friday night Attack other like animals 'til the sky turn bright Make it a night to remember, she went her sista her sista turned around and told the shit to Melissa
Then got my number, started sendin' me pictures In all of different positions, man, this bitch on a mission Listen, a man is a man, handle his business I ain't a bad guy, just dealin' with bitches
I remember Xzibit used to push in a Caddy I met this chick from the Valley, she said she me badly Now this is common in Cali because the is savy Bitches be givin' money to and callin 'em Daddy
She in a brand new Lexus, moved from Texas She came to California to model and be next bitch Takin' naked pictures, tryin' to gain more Maybe get some jobs, try to some connections
I said for X to the Z My homie picked through my trash of talkin' to me He in love with her ass and while she casin' his place Tryin' to another nigga what he got up in his safe
About the big hundred stacks and bricks to match Forever watchin' his back, therefore he never And when her nigga attack, he got a in his britches He ain't a bad guy, just dealin' with scandalous
I met girl from the 'Natti, I got along with her daddy I made it up in my mind, this is the girl marry Now when you get married, the preparation is scary You want your weight to get carried, you want skeletons buried
She moved out to next to me in a hurry Her reputation was dirty but yo, that didn't me I want to the insanity, try to have me a family Started checkin' my phone and her back to reality
Left her ring on the dresser, adios, I'm travelin' home the road, I hear she fuckin' with Usher Now Usher don't even me but I got love for the homie Even though everybody me be thinkin' he corny
She denied everythin', the rumors was phony On the phone cryin', she love me, she wanted to hold me "Yo, he ain't shit to me, Alvin, I was just his album That was bullshit, I'm sorry, I'm better without him"
So I'm off to Miami, got invited to By Mr. Raymond himself, yo, I ain't hatin' Now when we in the party, yep, guess who I see? Lyin' bitch, said she was from N.Y.C.
He started wipin' the off of her face and her chest And then she gave him a peck and then she to the left And when she it was X, she started cryin' and trippin' And dude was confused, the scene, it couldn't be written
Now he just pluckin' his chickens, I ain't gon' him or diss him I'm from the West Coast where don't be fightin' for bitches A little over-dramatic, in Rome I him a fagot In front of millions of people, funny but have done that
I was makin' a joke, I didn't mean to Like when I introduced Destiny's Child as II Men Listen, a man is a man, gon' his business I ain't a bad guy, dealin' with scandalous bitches
X, you get tired of, um talkin' to you about 'Pimp My Ride'?