She was a brown skin, ebony honey that hip hop Cut off tank-top, she make whole face drop Hotbox, like it or not, she don't care I got She got her own knot dealin' in
And in the backwoods, she to dust me off Suck me off and say, I must be off Tryin' to with X, the Cali kush is makin' her cough She must hate wearin' her clothes, she takin 'em off
At the Palms Hotel on a Friday each other like animals 'til the sky turn bright Make it a night to remember, she went her sista Then her sista turned and told the shit to Melissa
Then got my number, started sendin' me pictures In all type of different positions, man, this on a mission Listen, a man is a man, gon' handle his I ain't a bad guy, just dealin' with scandalous
I remember when Xzibit to push in a Caddy I met this from the Valley, she said she wanted me badly Now this is common in Cali because the homies is Bitches be money to niggaz and callin 'em Daddy
She in a brand new Lexus, moved from Texas She came to to model and be that next bitch naked pictures, tryin' to gain more acceptance Maybe get some jobs, try to some connections
I said for X to the Z My homie picked through my instead of talkin' to me He fell in with her ass and while she casin' his place Tryin' to tell another nigga what he got up in his
About the big hundred and them bricks to match Forever watchin' his back, he never relax And her nigga attack, he got a slug in his britches He ain't a bad guy, just dealin' scandalous bitches
I met this girl from the 'Natti, I got along her daddy I made it up in my mind, this is the I'ma marry Now when you wanna get married, the preparation is You want your to get carried, you want your skeletons buried
She moved out to California to me in a hurry Her reputation was but yo, that didn't disturb me I want to stop the insanity, try to have me a Started my phone and brought her back to reality
Left her on the dresser, adios, motherfucker I'm home from the road, I hear she fuckin' with Usher Now don't even know me but I got love for the homie Even though everybody me be thinkin' he corny
She denied everythin', said the was phony On the phone cryin', she love me, she wanted to hold me "Yo, he ain't to me, Alvin, I was just into his album That was some bullshit, I'm sorry, I'm better him"
So I'm off to Miami, got to party By Mr. himself, yo, I ain't hatin' nobody Now when we walk in the party, yep, guess who I Lyin' bitch, she was callin' from N.Y.C.
He started wipin' the sweat off of her and her chest And then she gave him a peck and then she looked to the And when she seen it was X, she started cryin' and And was lookin' confused, the scene, it couldn't be written
Now he just pluckin' his chickens, I ain't sock him or diss him I'm from the West Coast where niggaz don't be for bitches A little over-dramatic, in I called him a fagot In of millions of people, funny but shouldn't have done that
I was makin' a joke, I mean to offend when I introduced Destiny's Child as Boyz II Men Listen, a man is a man, gon' handle his I a bad guy, just dealin' with scandalous bitches
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