She was a brown skin, honey that love hip hop Cut off tank-top, she make whole face drop Hotbox, like it or not, she care what I got She got her own knot dealin' in
And in the backwoods, she to dust me off me off and then say, I must be off Tryin' to smoke with X, the Cali is makin' her cough She must wearin' her clothes, she keeps takin 'em off
At the Palms Hotel on a Friday Attack each other like animals 'til the sky bright Make it a night to remember, she tellin' her sista Then her sista turned and told the shit to Melissa
Then Melissa got my number, started me pictures In all type of different positions, man, this on a mission Listen, a man is a man, handle his business I ain't a bad guy, just dealin' with scandalous
I remember when Xzibit used to push in a I met this chick from the Valley, she she wanted me badly Now this is common in because the homies is savy Bitches be money to niggaz and callin 'em Daddy
She in a brand new Lexus, just from Texas She came to to model and be that next bitch Takin' naked pictures, to gain more acceptance get some jobs, try to politic some connections
I said for X to the Z My homie picked through my instead of talkin' to me He in love with her ass and while she casin' his place Tryin' to tell another what he got up in his safe
About the big stacks and them bricks to match Forever watchin' his back, therefore he never And when her nigga attack, he got a in his britches He ain't a bad guy, dealin' with scandalous bitches
I met this girl the 'Natti, I got along with her daddy I made it up in my mind, this is the girl marry Now when you get married, the preparation is scary You your weight to get carried, you want your skeletons buried
She moved out to next to me in a hurry Her was dirty but yo, that didn't disturb me I want to stop the insanity, try to have me a Started checkin' my phone and brought her back to
Left her ring on the dresser, adios, I'm travelin' home from the road, I hear she fuckin' Usher Now Usher don't even know me but I got love for the Even though everybody around me be thinkin' he
She everythin', said the rumors was phony On the phone cryin', she love me, said she to hold me "Yo, he ain't shit to me, Alvin, I was just into his That was bullshit, I'm sorry, I'm better without him"
So I'm off to Miami, got invited to By Mr. Raymond himself, yo, I ain't nobody Now when we walk in the party, yep, who I see? Lyin' bitch, she was callin' from N.Y.C.
He wipin' the sweat off of her face and her chest And she gave him a peck and then she looked to the left And when she seen it was X, she started cryin' and And dude was lookin' confused, the scene, it be written
Now he just pluckin' his chickens, I ain't sock him or diss him I'm from the West Coast where don't be fightin' for bitches A little over-dramatic, in I called him a fagot In front of millions of people, funny but have done that
I was a joke, I didn't mean to offend Like when I introduced Destiny's Child as II Men Listen, a man is a man, gon' handle his I ain't a bad guy, just dealin' with scandalous
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