She was a brown skin, ebony honey love hip hop Cut off tank-top, she your whole face drop Hotbox, it or not, she don't care what I got She got her own knot dealin' in
And in the backwoods, she to dust me off Suck me off and then say, I be off Tryin' to smoke with X, the Cali kush is her cough She must hate her clothes, she keeps takin 'em off
At the Palms Hotel on a Friday each other like animals 'til the sky turn bright Make it a night to remember, she tellin' her sista Then her sista turned around and told the shit to
Then Melissa got my number, started sendin' me In all type of different positions, man, this bitch on a Listen, a man is a man, gon' his business I ain't a bad guy, just dealin' scandalous bitches
I remember when Xzibit to push in a Caddy I met this chick from the Valley, she said she me badly Now this is common in Cali because the homies is Bitches be givin' money to niggaz and callin 'em
She in a brand new Lexus, just from Texas She came to California to and be that next bitch Takin' naked pictures, tryin' to gain acceptance get some jobs, try to politic some connections
I appreciate for X to the Z My picked through my trash instead of talkin' to me He fell in love her ass and while she casin' his place to tell another nigga what he got up in his safe
About the big hundred stacks and bricks to match Forever watchin' his back, he never relax And her nigga attack, he got a slug in his britches He ain't a bad guy, just dealin' with bitches
I met this girl from the 'Natti, I got along her daddy I made it up in my mind, this is the I'ma marry Now you wanna get married, the preparation is scary You want your weight to get carried, you want your buried
She out to California next to me in a hurry Her reputation was dirty but yo, didn't disturb me I to stop the insanity, try to have me a family Started my phone and brought her back to reality
Left her ring on the dresser, adios, I'm travelin' home from the road, I hear she fuckin' Usher Now Usher don't even know me but I got for the homie Even though everybody around me be he corny
She denied everythin', the rumors was phony On the cryin', she love me, said she wanted to hold me "Yo, he ain't shit to me, Alvin, I was just his album was some bullshit, I'm sorry, I'm better without him"
So I'm off to Miami, got to party By Mr. Raymond himself, yo, I ain't hatin' Now when we walk in the party, yep, guess who I bitch, said she was callin' from N.Y.C.
He started the sweat off of her face and her chest And then she gave him a peck and then she to the left And when she seen it was X, she cryin' and trippin' And dude was confused, the scene, it couldn't be written
Now he pluckin' his chickens, I ain't gon' sock him or diss him I'm from the Coast where niggaz don't be fightin' for bitches A little over-dramatic, in I called him a fagot In front of millions of people, funny but shouldn't done that
I was makin' a joke, I mean to offend Like I introduced Destiny's Child as Boyz II Men Listen, a man is a man, gon' his business I ain't a bad guy, dealin' with scandalous bitches
X, you get tired of, um Motherfuckers talkin' to you about My Ride'?