Sam The Dancing Bear

have you seen the tame old black bear
dancing among the cows
i keep my claws drawn in
but i could never be their friend
i couldn't

dance!
when i tell you
Step!
they all came here for you

and when the day is done
into the yard she'd run
for a shower under golden stars
with the fire horse
then back to her booth
a little unclean, a little uncouth

dance!
and don't forget to pose
Step!
here's a poker for your nose

this is the way
this is the motion
come with me
let's fake devotion
she used to do it every night
to hold on

a dancing bear among the cows
i didn't mean to strike her
it was just instinct
but when he unleashed her, she just couldn't dance
she couldn't

dance!
i'm dancing like a crane
Step!
shuffle, ball and chain

this is the way
this is the motion
come with me
let's fake devotion
she used to do it every night
so hold on
hold on

the final penalizer:
a three-way mouthwash Tizer

hold on, hold on