Dirty Old Brown Jersey Cow

There's something wrong
with Rosabella
She's in a rut
and the grass ain't doing her good
The only problem is
she's overcome with sorrow
But it might be better tomorrow

Dirty little old brown Jersey cow
She's just a little cow

Rosie's bored cow disease is spreading
Like a cancer
No one knows how
No one has got the answer
As to why
Poor Rosie is a cow

Don't be sad or sorry
Don't be sad
Don't you worry
Don't be sad
You're better off than Rosie
Don't be sad at all