Luyện nghe bài hát Sad

(This is a song how sad I am.
Just a depressed onion cutting himself.)

I met a homeless man Rich.
Isn't terrible.
I saw a for a lost dog
and the dog didn't any legs.
I saw a kid
or treating.
I saw a who had a short neck.
was sad... or a deer.

I saw an old man get hit by a train.
He see it in the pouring rain.
He hear me shout "look out for the train!"
I didn't say anything.
I thought to myself, "Ooh this is gonna be sad."
And it was.
I'm a genius.

I saw a man with one eye
In a 3D movie.
I saw a boy drop his ice cream cone directly on his mother's corpse.
I saw a stuck in a tree, then the kitten jumped off and he hung itself.
I saw a boy who had red hair...

I went to a store looking for to buy.
But they sold paintings of the same sad guy.
No wait, this sells mirrors!
See I did there?
Rock!
No.

The so sad bros.
Pain, genocide, war, sexism, racism.
But I gotta remember there's good about it too.
Like the fact that none of is happening to me, score!
Still though hard not to be sad about it.
How do do it?
I've been telling you terribly sad things this whole song you haven't sad at all.
You've happy, no
been laughing.
That's it, laughter, the key to everything!
It's the way to solve all the in the world!
I mean, not for people that are actually said, but for the people like us that gotta fucking deal 'em all the time.
Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the most impulses of the public, it's being a hero!
The world sad. The world's funny! I'm a sociopath!

I saw an old man and fall.
Hey, a fucking idiot.
I saw a at her daughter's funeral.
Ha Ha Ha! comedy!
Everything that was sad, is somehow funny now.
The and 9/11?
That shit's 24/7 cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about.
my empathy is bumming me out.
sadness!
jokes.