Luyện nghe bài hát Sad

(This is a song how sad I am.
Just a depressed onion cutting himself.)

I met a homeless man Rich.
Isn't terrible.
I saw a for a lost dog
and the dog have any legs.
I saw a kid
or treating.
I saw a giraffe who had a neck.
was sad... or a deer.

I saw an old man get hit by a train.
He didn't see it in the rain.
He didn't me shout "look out for the train!"
Cause I say anything.
I thought to myself, "Ooh this is gonna be sad."
And it was.
I'm a genius.

I saw a man with one eye
In a 3D movie.
I saw a little boy drop his ice cream directly on his mother's corpse.
I saw a kitten stuck in a tree, then the kitten jumped off and he itself.
I saw a boy who had red hair...

I to a store looking for something to buy.
But only sold paintings of the same sad guy.
No wait, this store mirrors!
See what I did
Rock!
No.

The so sad bros.
Pain, genocide, war, sexism, racism.
But I gotta remember good things about it too.
Like the fact that none of is happening to me, score!
Still though it's hard not to be sad it.
How do do it?
I've been telling you terribly sad things this whole you haven't been sad at all.
You've happy, no
You've laughing.
it, laughter, it's the key to everything!
It's the way to all the sadness in the world!
I mean, not for people that are actually said, but for the people us that gotta fucking deal with 'em all the time.
Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it's being a hero!
The isn't sad. The world's funny! I'm a sociopath!

I saw an old man and fall.
Hey, a fucking idiot.
I saw a woman at her funeral.
Ha Ha Ha! comedy!
Everything that was sad, is somehow funny now.
The and 9/11?
That shit's funny 24/7 cause tragedy will be exclusively about.
my empathy is bumming me out.
sadness!
jokes.