Luyện nghe bài hát Sad

(This is a song how sad I am.
Just picture a depressed cutting himself.)

I met a man named Rich.
Isn't terrible.
I saw a for a lost dog
and the dog didn't any legs.
I saw a kid
or treating.
I saw a who had a short neck.
was sad... or a deer.

I saw an old man get hit by a train.
He didn't see it in the rain.
He hear me shout "look out for the train!"
Cause I say anything.
I just to myself, "Ooh this is gonna be sad."
And it was.
I'm a genius.

I saw a man with one eye
In a 3D movie.
I saw a little boy drop his ice cream directly on his mother's corpse.
I saw a kitten in a tree, then the kitten jumped off and he hung itself.
I saw a boy who had red hair...

I to a store looking for something to buy.
But they only paintings of the same sad guy.
No wait, store sells mirrors!
See what I did
Rock!
No.

The so sad bros.
Pain, genocide, war, sexism, racism.
But I gotta remember good things about it too.
the fact that none of that is happening to me, score!
Still though it's hard not to be sad it.
How do do it?
I've been telling you terribly sad this whole song you haven't been sad at all.
been happy, no
You've laughing.
it, laughter, it's the key to everything!
It's the way to solve all the in the world!
I mean, not for people are actually said, but for the people like us that gotta fucking deal with 'em all the time.
Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick capitalizing on the animalistic impulses of the public, it's being a hero!
The world isn't sad. The funny! I'm a sociopath!

I saw an old man and fall.
Hey, a fucking idiot.
I saw a at her daughter's funeral.
Ha Ha Ha! comedy!
that once was sad, is somehow funny now.
The Holocaust and
That shit's funny 24/7 cause will be exclusively joked about.
my empathy is bumming me out.
sadness!
jokes.