Luyện nghe bài hát Sad

(This is a song how sad I am.
Just picture a depressed onion himself.)

I met a homeless man Rich.
Isn't terrible.
I saw a flyer for a dog
and the dog have any legs.
I saw a kid
or treating.
I saw a who had a short neck.
was sad... or a deer.

I saw an old man get hit by a train.
He didn't see it in the rain.
He didn't me shout "look out for the train!"
I didn't say anything.
I just thought to myself, "Ooh is gonna be sad."
And it was.
I'm a genius.

I saw a man only one eye
In a 3D movie.
I saw a little boy drop his ice cone directly on his mother's corpse.
I saw a kitten stuck in a tree, the kitten jumped off and he hung itself.
I saw a boy who had red hair...

I went to a store for something to buy.
But they only paintings of the same sad guy.
No wait, this store mirrors!
See I did there?
Rock!
No.

The so sad bros.
Pain, genocide, war, sexism, racism.
But I gotta remember good things about it too.
Like the fact that none of is happening to me, score!
Still though it's not to be sad about it.
How do do it?
I've been you terribly sad things this whole song you haven't been sad at all.
been happy, no
You've laughing.
That's it, laughter, the key to everything!
It's the way to solve all the in the world!
I mean, not for people are actually said, but for the people like us that gotta fucking deal with 'em all the time.
Being a comedian isn't being an insensitive prick on the most animalistic impulses of the public, it's being a hero!
The world sad. The world's funny! I'm a sociopath!

I saw an old man and fall.
Hey, a fucking idiot.
I saw a woman at her funeral.
Ha Ha Ha! comedy!
Everything that once was sad, is somehow now.
The Holocaust and
That shit's 24/7 cause tragedy will be exclusively joked about.
my empathy is bumming me out.
sadness!
jokes.