Luyện nghe bài hát SaaSholes

I'm sick and tired of all these
Fake motherfuckers, just about
There ain't nothing with monetizing shit
But a stick won't fix a tiny dick

Worst of all
Dumbest motherfuckers know-it-all
Whoring it up on social
They'd sell their for uh Wikipedia

(I guess B2B really stands for 2 Bullshit)

Doing work to pass the time
Going to conferences, pretending to
Strung out on addies, crackhead;
off ta booth babes; their dick's useless

Scooters,
Riding around with them Apple
Need another big valuation to get suitors
Getting chased by recruiters

Gentrifying the city, like real
Laptop bag's got an iPad and other
But they got real Scooters
Scooters, Scooters,

(Are you into chastity? I'm not a by the way)

SaaSHoles, the real
I'm not talking 'bout no billionaire
This song is for all you
And other losers (F***ing losers!)

Talkin bout employee count of burn rate
Buy a lot of trying to compensate
Just pour your retirement money the drain
No SaaShole's ever make that VC money rain

(Wait: how can 30,000 all be 30 under 30? Uhhhh)

up decks with fake stats
Trying to collect all them cats
Too ratchet for the Capital One
Wait, Soylent gourmet?

(I didn't MRR stood for Madeup Realistic Regalia?!)

SaasHoles!
Dance for VC money, Like a stripper working them
SaasHoles!
Vanity metrics matching unrealistic goals
SaasHoles!
Avoid those cougars at the Rosewood glory holes
SaasHoles!
They'll eat your money like black holes, holes, black holes, black holes
SaasHoles!
And Don't forget to feed the trolls! You don't know where money goes
SaasHoles!
They're just f***in assholes! f***ing, f***ing SaasHoles

(I have a pindick, but I like you)

SaaSHoles, the assholes:
This is what happens when yah give millions to joes

(Are you guys seriously out of Jersey Giants? me the Dorkins)

designer chickens like Pharaohs
Working in a with no windows
Oh no, another overdose!
Too heroin: he went comatose!
(Wake up bro! up!)

Liz used to generate big cash
Big stick on all her slideshows
...but THEN: her implodes
(Wait, are you about Theranos?)
Well there retirement goes
blood money really shows
Now grandpa has to work at

SaasHoles!
Scooters,
Riding around with them computers
another big valuation (SaasHoles!) to get more suitors
Getting chased by recruiters
SaasHoles!

Gentrifying the city, real uprooters
Laptop bag's got an iPad (SaasHoles!) and minicomputers
(SaasHoles!)
But they got cool Scooters
Scooters,
SaasHoles!