Luyện nghe bài hát SaaSholes

I'm and tired of all these SaaSHoles
Fake motherfuckers, just growth
ain't nothing wrong with monetizing shit
But a stick won't fix a tiny dick

Worst of all
Dumbest playing know-it-all
it up on social media
They'd sell their for uh Wikipedia

(I B2B really stands for Bullshit 2 Bullshit)

Doing fake work to the time
to conferences, pretending to grind
Strung out on addies, toothless
Jacking off ta booth babes; dick's useless

Scooters,
Riding with them Apple computers
another big valuation to get more suitors
Getting chased by dickhead

Gentrifying the city, real uprooters
bag's got an iPad and other minicomputers
But they got real cool
Scooters, Scooters,

(Are you chastity? I'm not a stalker by the way)

SaaSHoles, the real
I'm not talking no billionaire CEOs
song is for all you wantrepreneurs
And tech losers (F***ing losers!)

bout employee count instead of burn rate
Buy a lot of hoodies to compensate
Just pour your retirement money the drain
No SaaShole's ever gonna make that VC rain

(Wait: how can 30,000 all be 30 under 30? Uhhhh)

up decks with fake stats
Trying to collect all crypto cats
Too for the Capital One Cafe
Wait, isn't gourmet?

(I didn't MRR stood for Madeup Realistic Regalia?!)

SaasHoles!
Dance for VC money, Like a stripper working them
SaasHoles!
Vanity metrics matching unrealistic goals
SaasHoles!
Avoid those cougars at the Rosewood glory holes
SaasHoles!
They'll eat your money like black holes, holes, black holes, black holes
SaasHoles!
And Don't forget to the trolls! You don't know where your money goes
SaasHoles!
They're just f***in assholes! f***ing, f***ing SaasHoles

(I have a pindick, but I like you)

SaaSHoles, the assholes:
This is what happens when yah give to average joes

(Are you guys out of Jersey Giants? Give me the Dorkins)

designer chickens like Pharaohs
Working in a basement with no
Oh no, another overdose!
Too much he went comatose!
(Wake up bro! up!)

Liz used to big cash flows
Big hockey stick on all her
...but THEN: her company
(Wait, are you about Theranos?)
Well grandpa's retirement goes
blood money really shows
Now grandpa has to at Lowe's

SaasHoles!
Scooters,
Riding around with them computers
Need another big valuation (SaasHoles!) to get more
Getting by dickhead recruiters
SaasHoles!

Gentrifying the city, like uprooters
bag's got an iPad (SaasHoles!) and other minicomputers
(SaasHoles!)
But got real cool Scooters
Scooters,
SaasHoles!