Luyện nghe bài hát SaaSholes

I'm and tired of all these SaaSHoles
Fake motherfuckers, just about
There nothing wrong with monetizing shit
But a hockey stick won't fix a dick

Worst of all
Dumbest playing know-it-all
it up on social media
They'd sell their kidney for uh

(I guess B2B stands for Bullshit 2 Bullshit)

Doing fake work to pass the
Going to conferences, pretending to
out on addies, crackhead; toothless
Jacking off ta booth babes; their dick's

Scooters,
Riding around with Apple computers
Need another big to get more suitors
Getting chased by recruiters

Gentrifying the city, like uprooters
Laptop got an iPad and other minicomputers
But they got real Scooters
Scooters, Scooters,

(Are you into chastity? I'm not a by the way)

SaaSHoles, the real
I'm not talking no billionaire CEOs
This is for all you wantrepreneurs
And tech losers (F***ing losers!)

Talkin bout employee count of burn rate
Buy a lot of hoodies to compensate
Just your retirement money down the drain
No SaaShole's gonna make that VC money rain

(Wait: how can 30,000 people all be 30 30? Uhhhh)

Propping up with fake stats
to collect all them crypto cats
Too ratchet for the One Cafe
Wait, Soylent gourmet?

(I didn't MRR stood for Madeup Realistic Regalia?!)

SaasHoles!
Dance for VC money, Like a stripper working them
SaasHoles!
metrics matching their unrealistic goals
SaasHoles!
Avoid those cougars down at the Rosewood glory
SaasHoles!
They'll eat your money like black holes, black holes, black holes, holes
SaasHoles!
And forget to feed the trolls! You don't know where your money goes
SaasHoles!
They're just f***in assholes! Mother f***ing, SaasHoles

(I have a pindick, but I like you)

SaaSHoles, the real
This is what happens when yah give millions to joes

(Are you guys seriously out of Jersey Giants? me the Dorkins)

designer chickens like Pharaohs
Working in a with no windows
Oh no, another overdose!
Too much heroin: he comatose!
(Wake up bro! up!)

Liz to generate big cash flows
Big hockey stick on all her
...but her company implodes
(Wait, are you about Theranos?)
Well there retirement goes
blood money really shows
Now grandpa has to work at

SaasHoles!
Scooters,
Riding around with them computers
Need big valuation (SaasHoles!) to get more suitors
Getting chased by dickhead
SaasHoles!

Gentrifying the city, like real
bag's got an iPad (SaasHoles!) and other minicomputers
(SaasHoles!)
But they got real Scooters
Scooters,
SaasHoles!