Luyện nghe bài hát SaaSholes

I'm sick and tired of all these
Fake motherfuckers, just about
There ain't nothing wrong monetizing shit
But a stick won't fix a tiny dick

Worst of all
motherfuckers playing know-it-all
Whoring it up on media
They'd their kidney for uh Wikipedia

(I guess B2B really for Bullshit 2 Bullshit)

Doing fake to pass the time
Going to conferences, pretending to
out on addies, crackhead; toothless
Jacking off ta booth babes; their useless

Scooters,
Riding around with them Apple
Need big valuation to get more suitors
Getting chased by dickhead

Gentrifying the city, real uprooters
Laptop got an iPad and other minicomputers
But they got real Scooters
Scooters, Scooters,

(Are you chastity? I'm not a stalker by the way)

SaaSHoles, the assholes
I'm not 'bout no billionaire CEOs
This is for all you wantrepreneurs
And other losers (F***ing losers!)

Talkin employee count instead of burn rate
Buy a lot of trying to compensate
Just pour your retirement down the drain
No ever gonna make that VC money rain

(Wait: how can 30,000 people all be 30 30? Uhhhh)

up decks with fake stats
Trying to collect all them crypto
Too ratchet for the Capital One
Wait, isn't gourmet?

(I didn't MRR stood for Madeup Realistic Regalia?!)

SaasHoles!
Dance for VC money, Like a stripper them poles
SaasHoles!
Vanity metrics matching their goals
SaasHoles!
Avoid those cougars down at the glory holes
SaasHoles!
They'll eat your money like black holes, black holes, black holes, holes
SaasHoles!
And Don't forget to feed the trolls! You don't know where your money
SaasHoles!
just f***in assholes! Mother f***ing, f***ing SaasHoles

(I have a pindick, but I like you)

SaaSHoles, the real
This is what happens yah give millions to average joes

(Are you guys out of Jersey Giants? Give me the Dorkins)

Buying chickens like Pharaohs
Working in a basement no windows
Oh no, another overdose!
Too heroin: he went comatose!
(Wake up bro! up!)

Liz used to big cash flows
Big hockey stick on all her
...but THEN: her company
(Wait, are you talking Theranos?)
there grandpa's retirement goes
That blood really shows
Now grandpa has to work at

SaasHoles!
Scooters,
Riding around with them Apple
another big valuation (SaasHoles!) to get more suitors
Getting chased by recruiters
SaasHoles!

Gentrifying the city, like real
Laptop bag's got an (SaasHoles!) and other minicomputers
(SaasHoles!)
But they got cool Scooters
Scooters,
SaasHoles!