Luyện nghe bài hát SaaSholes

I'm and tired of all these SaaSHoles
Fake motherfuckers, just about
There nothing wrong with monetizing shit
But a hockey stick won't fix a dick

Worst of all
Dumbest playing know-it-all
it up on social media
They'd sell kidney for uh Wikipedia

(I guess B2B really stands for 2 Bullshit)

Doing work to pass the time
Going to conferences, to grind
Strung out on addies, toothless
off ta booth babes; their dick's useless

Scooters,
Riding with them Apple computers
Need big valuation to get more suitors
Getting chased by dickhead

Gentrifying the city, like uprooters
Laptop bag's got an and other minicomputers
But they got cool Scooters
Scooters, Scooters,

(Are you into chastity? I'm not a by the way)

SaaSHoles, the real
I'm not talking no billionaire CEOs
This is for all you wantrepreneurs
And other tech (F***ing losers!)

Talkin bout employee instead of burn rate
Buy a lot of trying to compensate
Just pour your retirement money down the
No SaaShole's gonna make that VC money rain

(Wait: how can 30,000 people all be 30 30? Uhhhh)

Propping up decks fake stats
Trying to all them crypto cats
Too ratchet for the Capital One
Wait, Soylent isn't

(I didn't know MRR for Madeup Realistic Regalia?!)

SaasHoles!
Dance for VC money, Like a working them poles
SaasHoles!
Vanity metrics matching their unrealistic
SaasHoles!
Avoid those cougars down at the Rosewood glory
SaasHoles!
They'll eat your money black holes, black holes, black holes, black holes
SaasHoles!
And Don't forget to feed the trolls! You don't know where money goes
SaasHoles!
They're f***in assholes! Mother f***ing, f***ing SaasHoles

(I have a pindick, but I really you)

SaaSHoles, the assholes:
This is what happens when yah give millions to average

(Are you guys out of Jersey Giants? Give me the Dorkins)

designer chickens like Pharaohs
Working in a with no windows
Oh no, another overdose!
Too much he went comatose!
(Wake up bro! up!)

Liz to generate big cash flows
Big hockey on all her slideshows
...but THEN: her implodes
(Wait, are you about Theranos?)
Well there grandpa's retirement
That money really shows
Now grandpa has to at Lowe's

SaasHoles!
Scooters,
Riding around them Apple computers
Need another big (SaasHoles!) to get more suitors
chased by dickhead recruiters
SaasHoles!

Gentrifying the city, like uprooters
bag's got an iPad (SaasHoles!) and other minicomputers
(SaasHoles!)
But they got real cool
Scooters,
SaasHoles!