Luyện nghe bài hát SaaSholes

I'm and tired of all these SaaSHoles
Fake motherfuckers, about growth
There nothing wrong with monetizing shit
But a hockey stick won't fix a tiny

Worst of all
Dumbest motherfuckers know-it-all
it up on social media
They'd sell kidney for uh Wikipedia

(I guess B2B really for Bullshit 2 Bullshit)

fake work to pass the time
Going to conferences, pretending to
Strung out on addies, toothless
Jacking off ta booth babes; their useless

Scooters,
Riding with them Apple computers
Need big valuation to get more suitors
Getting by dickhead recruiters

Gentrifying the city, real uprooters
Laptop bag's got an and other minicomputers
But they got real Scooters
Scooters, Scooters,

(Are you chastity? I'm not a stalker by the way)

SaaSHoles, the real
I'm not talking 'bout no CEOs
This is for all you wantrepreneurs
And tech losers (F***ing losers!)

Talkin employee count instead of burn rate
Buy a lot of hoodies to compensate
pour your retirement money down the drain
No SaaShole's ever gonna that VC money rain

(Wait: how can 30,000 all be 30 under 30? Uhhhh)

Propping up with fake stats
Trying to collect all them cats
Too for the Capital One Cafe
Wait, Soylent gourmet?

(I didn't know MRR stood for Realistic Regalia?!)

SaasHoles!
Dance for VC money, Like a stripper working them
SaasHoles!
Vanity metrics matching their goals
SaasHoles!
Avoid those down at the Rosewood glory holes
SaasHoles!
They'll eat your like black holes, black holes, black holes, black holes
SaasHoles!
And Don't forget to feed the trolls! You don't know your money goes
SaasHoles!
They're f***in assholes! Mother f***ing, f***ing SaasHoles

(I a pindick, but I really like you)

SaaSHoles, the real
is what happens when yah give millions to average joes

(Are you guys out of Jersey Giants? Give me the Dorkins)

Buying designer chickens like
Working in a with no windows
Oh no, another overdose!
Too much heroin: he comatose!
(Wake up bro! up!)

Liz used to big cash flows
Big hockey on all her slideshows
...but THEN: her company
(Wait, are you about Theranos?)
Well there grandpa's goes
That money really shows
Now has to work at Lowe's

SaasHoles!
Scooters,
Riding around with them Apple
Need big valuation (SaasHoles!) to get more suitors
Getting chased by dickhead
SaasHoles!

Gentrifying the city, real uprooters
Laptop bag's got an iPad (SaasHoles!) and minicomputers
(SaasHoles!)
But they got real Scooters
Scooters,
SaasHoles!