Luyện nghe bài hát SaaSholes

I'm and tired of all these SaaSHoles
motherfuckers, just about growth
There ain't wrong with monetizing shit
But a hockey stick fix a tiny dick

Worst of all
Dumbest playing know-it-all
Whoring it up on social
They'd sell kidney for uh Wikipedia

(I guess B2B stands for Bullshit 2 Bullshit)

Doing fake work to the time
to conferences, pretending to grind
Strung out on addies, crackhead;
Jacking off ta booth babes; dick's useless

Scooters,
Riding around with them Apple
Need big valuation to get more suitors
chased by dickhead recruiters

Gentrifying the city, like real
bag's got an iPad and other minicomputers
But they got real Scooters
Scooters, Scooters,

(Are you into chastity? I'm not a by the way)

SaaSHoles, the real
I'm not talking 'bout no CEOs
This is for all you wantrepreneurs
And other losers (F***ing losers!)

Talkin bout employee count instead of burn
Buy a lot of hoodies to compensate
pour your retirement money down the drain
No SaaShole's gonna make that VC money rain

(Wait: how can 30,000 all be 30 under 30? Uhhhh)

up decks with fake stats
Trying to collect all crypto cats
Too for the Capital One Cafe
Wait, Soylent isn't

(I didn't MRR stood for Madeup Realistic Regalia?!)

SaasHoles!
Dance for VC money, a stripper working them poles
SaasHoles!
Vanity metrics matching unrealistic goals
SaasHoles!
those cougars down at the Rosewood glory holes
SaasHoles!
They'll eat your money like holes, black holes, black holes, black holes
SaasHoles!
And Don't forget to feed the trolls! You don't know your money goes
SaasHoles!
They're just f***in assholes! f***ing, f***ing SaasHoles

(I have a pindick, but I really you)

SaaSHoles, the real
This is what happens when yah millions to average joes

(Are you guys seriously out of Jersey Give me the Dorkins)

Buying designer like Pharaohs
Working in a basement with no
Oh no, another overdose!
Too heroin: he went comatose!
(Wake up bro! up!)

Liz to generate big cash flows
Big hockey on all her slideshows
...but THEN: her company
(Wait, are you about Theranos?)
Well there grandpa's goes
blood money really shows
Now grandpa has to at Lowe's

SaasHoles!
Scooters,
Riding around with Apple computers
Need another big valuation (SaasHoles!) to get more
Getting by dickhead recruiters
SaasHoles!

Gentrifying the city, like real
bag's got an iPad (SaasHoles!) and other minicomputers
(SaasHoles!)
But they got cool Scooters
Scooters,
SaasHoles!