Luyện nghe bài hát SaaSholes

I'm sick and tired of all these
motherfuckers, just about growth
There ain't nothing wrong with shit
But a hockey stick won't fix a tiny

part of all
Dumbest motherfuckers know-it-all
it up on social media
They'd their kidney for uh Wikipedia

(I guess B2B stands for Bullshit 2 Bullshit)

Doing fake work to pass the
to conferences, pretending to grind
Strung out on addies, crackhead;
Jacking off ta booth babes; their dick's

Scooters,
Riding around with Apple computers
another big valuation to get more suitors
Getting by dickhead recruiters

Gentrifying the city, real uprooters
Laptop bag's got an and other minicomputers
But got real cool Scooters
Scooters, Scooters,

(Are you chastity? I'm not a stalker by the way)

SaaSHoles, the assholes
I'm not talking no billionaire CEOs
This song is for all you
And other tech (F***ing losers!)

Talkin bout employee count of burn rate
Buy a lot of hoodies to compensate
Just pour your retirement money down the
No ever gonna make that VC money rain

(Wait: how can 30,000 people all be 30 30? Uhhhh)

Propping up decks with stats
to collect all them crypto cats
Too for the Capital One Cafe
Wait, isn't gourmet?

(I didn't know MRR for Madeup Realistic Regalia?!)

SaasHoles!
Dance for VC money, Like a stripper them poles
SaasHoles!
Vanity metrics their unrealistic goals
SaasHoles!
Avoid those cougars down at the glory holes
SaasHoles!
They'll eat your money like holes, black holes, black holes, black holes
SaasHoles!
And Don't forget to the trolls! You don't know where your money goes
SaasHoles!
They're f***in assholes! Mother f***ing, f***ing SaasHoles

(I a pindick, but I really like you)

SaaSHoles, the real
This is what happens when yah give to average joes

(Are you guys seriously out of Jersey Give me the Dorkins)

Buying designer chickens Pharaohs
in a basement with no windows
Oh no, Noisebridge overdose!
Too much he went comatose!
(Wake up bro! up!)

Liz used to big cash flows
Big hockey on all her slideshows
...but her company implodes
(Wait, are you about Theranos?)
there grandpa's retirement goes
That money really shows
Now has to work at Lowe's

SaasHoles!
Scooters,
around with them Apple computers
Need another big valuation (SaasHoles!) to get suitors
Getting by dickhead recruiters
SaasHoles!

Gentrifying the city, like uprooters
bag's got an iPad (SaasHoles!) and other minicomputers
(SaasHoles!)
But they got real cool
Scooters,
SaasHoles!