Luyện nghe bài hát SaaSholes

I'm and tired of all these SaaSHoles
Fake motherfuckers, just about
ain't nothing wrong with monetizing shit
But a hockey stick won't fix a tiny

part of all
Dumbest motherfuckers know-it-all
it up on social media
They'd sell their for uh Wikipedia

(I guess B2B really stands for 2 Bullshit)

Doing fake work to the time
Going to conferences, to grind
Strung out on addies, crackhead;
Jacking off ta babes; their dick's useless

Scooters,
around with them Apple computers
Need another big to get more suitors
Getting chased by recruiters

Gentrifying the city, real uprooters
Laptop bag's got an iPad and other
But they got real Scooters
Scooters, Scooters,

(Are you into I'm not a stalker by the way)

SaaSHoles, the real
I'm not talking 'bout no CEOs
This song is for all you
And tech losers (F***ing losers!)

Talkin bout employee instead of burn rate
Buy a lot of hoodies to compensate
Just pour your retirement money down the
No SaaShole's ever gonna make that VC money

(Wait: how can 30,000 all be 30 under 30? Uhhhh)

Propping up decks with fake
Trying to collect all them cats
Too for the Capital One Cafe
Wait, Soylent isn't

(I didn't know MRR stood for Realistic Regalia?!)

SaasHoles!
Dance for VC money, Like a working them poles
SaasHoles!
Vanity metrics matching their goals
SaasHoles!
those cougars down at the Rosewood glory holes
SaasHoles!
They'll eat your money like black holes, black holes, black holes, black
SaasHoles!
And Don't forget to feed the trolls! You don't know your money goes
SaasHoles!
They're f***in assholes! Mother f***ing, f***ing SaasHoles

(I have a pindick, but I really you)

SaaSHoles, the assholes:
This is happens when yah give millions to average joes

(Are you guys out of Jersey Giants? Give me the Dorkins)

Buying chickens like Pharaohs
Working in a basement with no
Oh no, Noisebridge overdose!
Too much he went comatose!
(Wake up bro! up!)

Liz to generate big cash flows
Big stick on all her slideshows
...but her company implodes
(Wait, are you about Theranos?)
Well there grandpa's goes
That blood money shows
Now grandpa has to at Lowe's

SaasHoles!
Scooters,
Riding around with Apple computers
Need big valuation (SaasHoles!) to get more suitors
Getting by dickhead recruiters
SaasHoles!

Gentrifying the city, like real
Laptop bag's got an (SaasHoles!) and other minicomputers
(SaasHoles!)
But got real cool Scooters
Scooters,
SaasHoles!