Luyện nghe bài hát SaaSholes

I'm sick and of all these SaaSHoles
Fake motherfuckers, just about
There ain't nothing wrong with shit
But a hockey stick won't fix a tiny

part of all
Dumbest motherfuckers know-it-all
Whoring it up on social
They'd sell their kidney for uh

(I guess B2B really for Bullshit 2 Bullshit)

Doing fake work to the time
Going to conferences, to grind
Strung out on addies, toothless
Jacking off ta booth babes; their useless

Scooters,
Riding around them Apple computers
Need another big to get more suitors
Getting chased by recruiters

Gentrifying the city, like uprooters
Laptop got an iPad and other minicomputers
But got real cool Scooters
Scooters, Scooters,

(Are you into I'm not a stalker by the way)

SaaSHoles, the assholes
I'm not talking 'bout no CEOs
song is for all you wantrepreneurs
And tech losers (F***ing losers!)

Talkin bout employee instead of burn rate
Buy a lot of hoodies trying to
Just your retirement money down the drain
No SaaShole's ever gonna that VC money rain

(Wait: how can 30,000 people all be 30 30? Uhhhh)

Propping up decks with fake
Trying to collect all crypto cats
Too ratchet for the Capital One
Wait, isn't gourmet?

(I didn't know MRR stood for Madeup Regalia?!)

SaasHoles!
Dance for VC money, Like a stripper working poles
SaasHoles!
Vanity metrics their unrealistic goals
SaasHoles!
those cougars down at the Rosewood glory holes
SaasHoles!
They'll eat your money like black holes, black holes, black holes, holes
SaasHoles!
And Don't forget to the trolls! You don't know where your money goes
SaasHoles!
They're just f***in assholes! f***ing, f***ing SaasHoles

(I have a pindick, but I like you)

SaaSHoles, the real
This is what happens when yah give millions to joes

(Are you guys seriously out of Jersey Giants? me the Dorkins)

Buying designer like Pharaohs
Working in a basement no windows
Oh no, Noisebridge overdose!
Too much heroin: he comatose!
(Wake up bro! up!)

Liz to generate big cash flows
Big stick on all her slideshows
...but her company implodes
(Wait, are you talking Theranos?)
Well grandpa's retirement goes
blood money really shows
Now grandpa has to at Lowe's

SaasHoles!
Scooters,
Riding around them Apple computers
Need big valuation (SaasHoles!) to get more suitors
Getting chased by dickhead
SaasHoles!

Gentrifying the city, real uprooters
Laptop bag's got an iPad (SaasHoles!) and other
(SaasHoles!)
But they got real cool
Scooters,
SaasHoles!