Luyện nghe bài hát SaaSholes

I'm sick and tired of all these
Fake motherfuckers, just about
There ain't nothing wrong with monetizing
But a stick won't fix a tiny dick

Worst of all
Dumbest motherfuckers playing
Whoring it up on media
They'd sell their for uh Wikipedia

(I B2B really stands for Bullshit 2 Bullshit)

Doing fake work to pass the
Going to conferences, to grind
Strung out on addies, toothless
Jacking off ta booth their dick's useless

Scooters,
Riding around with Apple computers
another big valuation to get more suitors
Getting by dickhead recruiters

Gentrifying the city, real uprooters
Laptop got an iPad and other minicomputers
But they got real cool
Scooters, Scooters,

(Are you chastity? I'm not a stalker by the way)

SaaSHoles, the real
I'm not 'bout no billionaire CEOs
This song is for all you
And other losers (F***ing losers!)

Talkin employee count instead of burn rate
Buy a lot of hoodies trying to
Just your retirement money down the drain
No SaaShole's ever gonna that VC money rain

(Wait: how can 30,000 all be 30 under 30? Uhhhh)

Propping up decks with stats
Trying to all them crypto cats
Too ratchet for the One Cafe
Wait, Soylent isn't

(I know MRR stood for Madeup Realistic Regalia?!)

SaasHoles!
for VC money, Like a stripper working them poles
SaasHoles!
Vanity metrics matching unrealistic goals
SaasHoles!
those cougars down at the Rosewood glory holes
SaasHoles!
They'll eat your money black holes, black holes, black holes, black holes
SaasHoles!
And Don't forget to feed the trolls! You don't know where your money
SaasHoles!
They're f***in assholes! Mother f***ing, f***ing SaasHoles

(I have a pindick, but I like you)

SaaSHoles, the assholes:
This is what happens when yah give to average joes

(Are you guys seriously out of Jersey Give me the Dorkins)

Buying designer chickens like
Working in a basement no windows
Oh no, Noisebridge overdose!
Too heroin: he went comatose!
(Wake up bro! up!)

Liz used to big cash flows
Big hockey on all her slideshows
...but her company implodes
(Wait, are you about Theranos?)
Well there retirement goes
That blood really shows
Now grandpa has to work at

SaasHoles!
Scooters,
around with them Apple computers
Need another big (SaasHoles!) to get more suitors
Getting chased by dickhead
SaasHoles!

Gentrifying the city, like real
Laptop bag's got an iPad (SaasHoles!) and other
(SaasHoles!)
But they got real Scooters
Scooters,
SaasHoles!