Luyện nghe bài hát SaaSholes

I'm sick and tired of all these
Fake motherfuckers, just growth
There nothing wrong with monetizing shit
But a hockey stick won't fix a dick

Worst of all
Dumbest motherfuckers playing
Whoring it up on social
They'd their kidney for uh Wikipedia

(I guess B2B really for Bullshit 2 Bullshit)

Doing fake work to pass the
Going to conferences, pretending to
Strung out on addies, toothless
Jacking off ta booth babes; their dick's

Scooters,
Riding around with them computers
Need big valuation to get more suitors
Getting chased by dickhead

Gentrifying the city, like real
Laptop bag's got an and other minicomputers
But they got cool Scooters
Scooters, Scooters,

(Are you into chastity? I'm not a by the way)

SaaSHoles, the assholes
I'm not talking 'bout no billionaire
This is for all you wantrepreneurs
And other losers (F***ing losers!)

bout employee count instead of burn rate
Buy a lot of hoodies to compensate
Just pour your retirement money down the
No ever gonna make that VC money rain

(Wait: how can 30,000 all be 30 under 30? Uhhhh)

up decks with fake stats
Trying to collect all crypto cats
Too ratchet for the One Cafe
Wait, isn't gourmet?

(I didn't know MRR for Madeup Realistic Regalia?!)

SaasHoles!
for VC money, Like a stripper working them poles
SaasHoles!
Vanity metrics matching their goals
SaasHoles!
Avoid those cougars at the Rosewood glory holes
SaasHoles!
They'll eat your money like black holes, holes, black holes, black holes
SaasHoles!
And Don't forget to feed the trolls! You don't where your money goes
SaasHoles!
They're just f***in assholes! f***ing, f***ing SaasHoles

(I a pindick, but I really like you)

SaaSHoles, the assholes:
This is what happens when yah give to average joes

(Are you guys seriously out of Jersey Give me the Dorkins)

Buying designer like Pharaohs
in a basement with no windows
Oh no, Noisebridge overdose!
Too much he went comatose!
(Wake up bro! up!)

Liz to generate big cash flows
Big hockey on all her slideshows
...but THEN: her company
(Wait, are you talking Theranos?)
Well there grandpa's retirement
That blood money really
Now has to work at Lowe's

SaasHoles!
Scooters,
Riding around with them Apple
Need another big (SaasHoles!) to get more suitors
Getting by dickhead recruiters
SaasHoles!

Gentrifying the city, real uprooters
Laptop bag's got an (SaasHoles!) and other minicomputers
(SaasHoles!)
But they got real Scooters
Scooters,
SaasHoles!