Luyện nghe bài hát SaaSholes

I'm and tired of all these SaaSHoles
Fake motherfuckers, just growth
There ain't wrong with monetizing shit
But a stick won't fix a tiny dick

Worst of all
Dumbest motherfuckers know-it-all
Whoring it up on social
sell their kidney for uh Wikipedia

(I guess B2B really for Bullshit 2 Bullshit)

Doing fake work to the time
Going to conferences, to grind
out on addies, crackhead; toothless
Jacking off ta booth babes; their dick's

Scooters,
Riding around with Apple computers
Need another big valuation to get suitors
Getting chased by recruiters

Gentrifying the city, like real
bag's got an iPad and other minicomputers
But they got real Scooters
Scooters, Scooters,

(Are you into chastity? I'm not a by the way)

SaaSHoles, the real
I'm not 'bout no billionaire CEOs
This song is for all you
And tech losers (F***ing losers!)

Talkin bout count instead of burn rate
Buy a lot of trying to compensate
Just pour retirement money down the drain
No SaaShole's ever gonna make VC money rain

(Wait: how can 30,000 people all be 30 30? Uhhhh)

up decks with fake stats
Trying to all them crypto cats
Too ratchet for the Capital One
Wait, Soylent isn't

(I didn't know MRR for Madeup Realistic Regalia?!)

SaasHoles!
Dance for VC money, Like a stripper them poles
SaasHoles!
metrics matching their unrealistic goals
SaasHoles!
Avoid those cougars down at the Rosewood glory
SaasHoles!
eat your money like black holes, black holes, black holes, black holes
SaasHoles!
And Don't to feed the trolls! You don't know where your money goes
SaasHoles!
They're f***in assholes! Mother f***ing, f***ing SaasHoles

(I a pindick, but I really like you)

SaaSHoles, the real
This is what when yah give millions to average joes

(Are you guys seriously out of Giants? Give me the Dorkins)

designer chickens like Pharaohs
Working in a basement with no
Oh no, Noisebridge overdose!
Too heroin: he went comatose!
(Wake up bro! up!)

Liz used to generate big flows
Big hockey on all her slideshows
...but her company implodes
(Wait, are you talking Theranos?)
Well there grandpa's goes
That blood money really
Now grandpa has to at Lowe's

SaasHoles!
Scooters,
around with them Apple computers
Need big valuation (SaasHoles!) to get more suitors
chased by dickhead recruiters
SaasHoles!

Gentrifying the city, like real
Laptop bag's got an (SaasHoles!) and other minicomputers
(SaasHoles!)
But got real cool Scooters
Scooters,
SaasHoles!