[On the CB.] Breaker, one-nine, this here's the Duck again. You got a copy on me Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, negatory, Pig Pen, there ain't no way out 'cept for that one Atlantic Ocean. Now listen, drop them hogs off in Omaha and get over here in a short, 'cause it definitely looks we got us a problem.
to the left; bears to the right We have no place to go. had us backed up clean to the shore, And them cab-over Petes float. I says, "Pig Pen, I got me a idea. Them Friends a' Jesus save us! "So praise the Lord and Ford, And that micra-bus, ten-four.
[Now, imagine a bunch of rowdy -- the buccaneer type, not software -- chanting the Chorus.]
Yo ho ho, and a trucks Gonna take a bath with a Rubber Yo ho ho, and a a' luck the world with the Rubber Ducky!
Yeah, we drove on the like diesel whales about a hunnert-and-ten of 'em I says, "Pig Pen, they just didn't no faith "They definitely ten-seven." By the time we got into that Town, half of 'em was lost at sea I says, "Break for a ten-thirty-three" we got was the cotton-pickin' BBC
[Spoken, in a sorta British I say, Fabersham. Looks likes the Americans have got themselves bloody Convoy.
Yo ho ho, and a thousand Gonna take a with a Rubber Duck Yo ho ho, and a a' luck the world with the Rubber Ducky!
[Spoken, in the same sorta accent] Good heavens! Look at them all! Half of are sinking in the Thames! Hello! Some of our truck chaps are assisting them. Good show, actually. Oh, well, ten-four and all that rubbish.
Well, we crossed that Channel snakes on glass And the beach about dawn I says, "Grab your shifters and 13 "We all truckin' on the Autobahn. "Now, Pig Pen, this here's the slab "'Cause there a Mercedes truck." He says, "Break for the Strudel Machine "Ya just blew the doors off'n the Duck. How it?"
[Spoken, in a sorta accent. A really bad German accent.] Oh, zehn-vier, Rubber Duck. Ve are receiving you vall-to-vall, but the schpeed on za Autobahn is triple-nickels. You travel too schlow, Rubber Duck. We gonna see you around. We gone. Wiedersehen.
[If you know the song, then you can skip this note. If you don't, then a bit of explanation is necessary. During the next verse, the chorus (the singers, not the words) is heard in the background. What they're singing is what's printed in the tiny little letters. No, I am not making this up. That's they're singing.]
Well, we stopped for a coffee in Berlin Dumb, dumb, dumb. is The British had tea dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. I says, "Pig Pen, here on it's wall-to-wall bears." Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, Says, "Bash the we gonna see." Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb. Well, them big red bears been in the bush Dumb, dumb, dumb. is 'Cause we see a one all day Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, So we raked up the and we shook out the tree Dumb, dumb, dumb. is 'Til they had something to say Dumb, dumb, dumb. You got it..
[Spoken in a bad Russian accent. A really bad... you the rest.] Comrade Duck: you been given until daybreak in Murmansk to get your cotton-pickin' trucks out of the U. S. S. of R. You will copy!
'dumb' chorus continues.] Well, we shot them through salt-mine city Dumb, With a hammer and a sickle on Dumb, Then we hit the fan the Sea of Japan Dumb, Tooled Transistor Town Dumb, I says, "Pig Pen, here must be the place, Dumb, "'Cause everybody's eatin' sticks." Dumb, He says, "Ten-Four, here is CB land Dumb, "'Cause my knob just went crick." Dumb,
in a really bad Japanese (fill in the blank)] Ah so, Lubba Duck. You have a nice day today, betta day tomollow. We catch you on frip-frop. This one Ozzie; we gone. Sayonara.
Yo ho ho, and a thousand Gonna take a bath with a Lubba Yo ho ho, and a a' ruck 'Round the world with a Ducky!
[Obviously, poritical collectness hadn't yet the U. S. of A. :)]
[On the CB.] Ah, ten-four, Pig Pen, what's your twenty? Australia? Mercy sakes, ain't nothin' down there but Tasmanian devils and them Q-alla bears. What's that? No double-nickel limit? We be there in a short, Pig Pen. This here's the Rubber Duck, ten-ten and doin' it to it like Pruitt used'ta do it to it. We gone. 'Bye-'bye.