Luyện nghe bài hát 'Round The World With The Rubber Duck

[On the CB.]
Breaker, one-nine, this here's the Duck again. You got a copy on me Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, negatory, Pig Pen, there ain't no way out 'cept for that one Atlantic Ocean. Now listen, them hogs off in Omaha and get over here in a short, 'cause it definitely looks like we got us a problem.

Bears to the left; bears to the
We have no place to go.
had us backed up clean to the shore,
And them Petes don't float.
I says, "Pig Pen, I got me a idea.
Friends a' Jesus gonna save us!
"So the Lord and Mister Ford,
And that micra-bus, ten-four.

[Now, a bunch of rowdy pirates -- the buccaneer type, not software -- chanting the Chorus.]

Yo ho ho, and a trucks
take a bath with a Rubber Duck
Yo ho ho, and a lots a'
the world with the Rubber Ducky!

Yeah, we drove on the like diesel whales
Sank a hunnert-and-ten of 'em
I says, "Pig Pen, they just didn't no faith
"They definitely ten-seven."
By the time we got into Piccadilly Town,
half of 'em was lost at sea
I says, "Break for a ten-thirty-three"
What we got was the BBC

[Spoken, in a sorta accent]
I say, Fabersham. Looks likes the Americans have got themselves bloody Convoy.

Yo ho ho, and a thousand
Gonna a bath with a Rubber Duck
Yo ho ho, and a lots a'
'Round the world the Rubber Ducky!

[Spoken, in the same sorta accent]
Good heavens! Look at them all! Half of them are sinking in the Thames! Hello! Some of our truck chaps are assisting them. show, actually. Oh, well, ten-four and all that rubbish.

Well, we crossed that Channel snakes on glass
And stormed the about dawn
I says, "Grab shifters and punch 13
"We all goin' on the Autobahn.
"Now, Pig Pen, this the ultimate slab
"'Cause goes a Mercedes truck."
He says, "Break one-three for the Machine
"Ya just blew the doors off'n the Duck. How it?"

[Spoken, in a sorta accent. A really bad German accent.]
Oh, zehn-vier, Rubber Duck. Ve are receiving you vall-to-vall, but the schpeed on za Autobahn is triple-nickels. You travel too schlow, Rubber Duck. We gonna see you around. We gone. Wiedersehen.

[If you know the song, then you can skip this note. If you don't, then a bit of explanation is necessary. During the next verse, the chorus (the singers, not the words) is heard in the background. What they're singing is what's printed in the tiny little letters. No, I am not this up. That's what they're singing.]

Well, we stopped for a coffee in Berlin
Dumb, dumb, dumb. is
The had hundred-mile tea
dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
I says, "Pig Pen, here on it's wall-to-wall bears."
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
Says, "Bash the Wall; we see."
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Well, them big red bears must'a been in the
Dumb, dumb, dumb. is
we didn't see a one all day
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
So we raked up the and we shook out the tree
Dumb, dumb, dumb. is
they finally had something to say
Dumb, dumb, dumb.
You got it..

[Spoken in a bad Russian accent. A really bad... you the rest.]
Comrade Duck: you have been until daybreak in Murmansk to get your cotton-pickin' trucks out of the U. S. S. of R. You will copy!

[That 'dumb' continues.]
Well, we shot them rigs through city
Dumb,
With a and a sickle on down
Dumb,
we hit the fan through the Sea of Japan
Dumb,
Tooled into Town
Dumb,
I says, "Pig Pen, this here be the place,
Dumb,
"'Cause everybody's eatin' sticks."
Dumb,
He says, "Ten-Four, here is CB land
Dumb,
"'Cause my channel just went crick."
Dumb,

[Spoken in a bad Japanese (fill in the blank)]
Ah so, Lubba Duck. You a nice day today, betta day tomollow. We catch you on frip-frop. This one Kamikaze Ozzie; we gone. Sayonara.

Yo ho ho, and a thousand
take a bath with a Lubba Duck
Yo ho ho, and a rots a'
'Round the world a Lubba Ducky!

[Obviously, collectness hadn't yet permeated the U. S. of A. :)]

[On the CB.]
Ah, ten-four, Pig Pen, what's your twenty? Australia? sakes, ain't nothin' down there but Tasmanian devils and them Q-alla bears. What's that? No double-nickel limit? We gonna be there in a short, Pig Pen. This here's the Rubber Duck, ten-ten and doin' it to it like Pruitt used'ta do it to it. We gone. 'Bye-'bye.