Luyện nghe bài hát 'Round The World With The Rubber Duck

[On the CB.]
Breaker, one-nine, this here's the Duck again. You got a copy on me Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, negatory, Pig Pen, there ain't no way out 'cept for that one Atlantic Ocean. Now listen, drop them hogs off in Omaha and get over here in a short, 'cause it definitely like we got us a problem.

Bears to the bears to the right
We didn't no place to go.
had us backed up clean to the shore,
And them cab-over Petes float.
I says, "Pig Pen, I got me a idea.
Them Friends a' Jesus save us!
"So praise the Lord and Ford,
And follow micra-bus, ten-four.

[Now, imagine a bunch of rowdy pirates -- the buccaneer type, not -- chanting the Chorus.]

Yo ho ho, and a thousand
Gonna take a bath with a Duck
Yo ho ho, and a a' luck
'Round the with the Rubber Ducky!

Yeah, we drove on the like diesel whales
about a hunnert-and-ten of 'em
I says, "Pig Pen, they just have no faith
"They gone ten-seven."
By the time we got into that Town,
'Bout of 'em was lost at sea
I says, "Break for a ten-thirty-three"
What we got was the BBC

[Spoken, in a sorta British
I say, Fabersham. Looks likes the Americans got themselves another bloody Convoy.

Yo ho ho, and a thousand
take a bath with a Rubber Duck
Yo ho ho, and a a' luck
'Round the world the Rubber Ducky!

[Spoken, in the same British accent]
Good heavens! at them all! Half of them are sinking in the Thames! Hello! Some of our truck chaps are assisting them. Good show, actually. Oh, well, ten-four and all that rubbish.

Well, we crossed that Channel like snakes on
And stormed the about dawn
I says, "Grab your shifters and 13
"We all truckin' on the Autobahn.
"Now, Pig Pen, here's the ultimate slab
"'Cause goes a Mercedes truck."
He says, "Break one-three for the Machine
"Ya just the doors off'n the Duck. How 'bout it?"

[Spoken, in a sorta accent. A really bad German accent.]
Oh, zehn-vier, Rubber Duck. Ve are receiving you vall-to-vall, but the schpeed limit on za is triple-nickels. You travel too schlow, Rubber Duck. We gonna see you around. We gone. Wiedersehen.

[If you know the song, then you can this note. If you don't, then a bit of explanation is necessary. During the next verse, the chorus (the singers, not the words) is heard in the background. What they're singing is what's printed in the tiny little letters. No, I am not making this up. That's what they're singing.]

Well, we stopped for a coffee in Berlin
Dumb, dumb, dumb. is
The British had tea
dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
I says, "Pig Pen, from on it's wall-to-wall bears."
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
Says, "Bash the Wall; we see."
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Well, big red bears must'a been in the bush
Dumb, dumb, dumb. is
we didn't see a one all day
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
So we up the leaves and we shook out the tree
Dumb, dumb, dumb. is
'Til finally had something to say
Dumb, dumb, dumb.
You got it..

[Spoken in a bad accent. A really bad... you know the rest.]
Comrade Duck: you have been given daybreak in Murmansk to get your cotton-pickin' trucks out of the U. S. S. of R. You will copy!

[That chorus continues.]
Well, we shot them through salt-mine city
Dumb,
a hammer and a sickle on down
Dumb,
we hit the fan through the Sea of Japan
Dumb,
Tooled Transistor Town
Dumb,
I says, "Pig Pen, here must be the place,
Dumb,
"'Cause everybody's with sticks."
Dumb,
He says, "Ten-Four, this here is CB
Dumb,
"'Cause my channel knob just crick."
Dumb,

[Spoken in a really bad (fill in the blank)]
Ah so, Lubba Duck. You have a nice day today, betta day tomollow. We you on frip-frop. This one Kamikaze Ozzie; we gone. Sayonara.

Yo ho ho, and a thousand
Gonna take a bath a Lubba Duck
Yo ho ho, and a rots a'
'Round the world with a Ducky!

[Obviously, poritical collectness yet permeated the U. S. of A. :)]

[On the CB.]
Ah, ten-four, Pig Pen, what's your twenty? Australia? Mercy sakes, ain't nothin' down there but Tasmanian devils and them Q-alla bears. What's that? No double-nickel We gonna be there in a short, Pig Pen. This here's the Rubber Duck, ten-ten and doin' it to it like Pruitt used'ta do it to it. We gone. 'Bye-'bye.