Luyện nghe bài hát 'Round The World With The Rubber Duck

[On the CB.]
Breaker, one-nine, this here's the Duck again. You got a copy on me Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, negatory, Pig Pen, there ain't no way out 'cept for that one Atlantic Ocean. Now listen, drop them hogs off in Omaha and get over in a short, 'cause it definitely looks like we got us a problem.

Bears to the left; to the right
We didn't have no to go.
had us backed up clean to the shore,
And cab-over Petes don't float.
I says, "Pig Pen, I got me a idea.
Them Friends a' Jesus save us!
"So the Lord and Mister Ford,
And that micra-bus, ten-four.

[Now, imagine a of rowdy pirates -- the buccaneer type, not software -- chanting the Chorus.]

Yo ho ho, and a thousand
Gonna take a with a Rubber Duck
Yo ho ho, and a a' luck
'Round the world the Rubber Ducky!

Yeah, we drove on the water diesel whales
Sank a hunnert-and-ten of 'em
I says, "Pig Pen, just didn't have no faith
"They gone ten-seven."
By the time we got that Piccadilly Town,
'Bout of 'em was lost at sea
I says, "Break for a ten-thirty-three"
we got was the cotton-pickin' BBC

[Spoken, in a British accent]
I say, Fabersham. Looks likes the Americans have got themselves another Convoy.

Yo ho ho, and a trucks
Gonna take a with a Rubber Duck
Yo ho ho, and a a' luck
'Round the with the Rubber Ducky!

[Spoken, in the same British accent]
Good heavens! Look at them all! Half of them are in the Thames! Hello! Some of our truck chaps are assisting them. Good show, actually. Oh, well, ten-four and all that rubbish.

Well, we crossed that Channel like snakes on
And stormed the beach dawn
I says, "Grab shifters and punch 13
"We all goin' on the Autobahn.
"Now, Pig Pen, this here's the ultimate
"'Cause there goes a truck."
He says, "Break one-three for the Strudel
"Ya just the doors off'n the Duck. How 'bout it?"

[Spoken, in a German accent. A really bad German accent.]
Oh, zehn-vier, Rubber Duck. Ve are receiving you vall-to-vall, but the schpeed on za Autobahn is triple-nickels. You travel too schlow, Rubber Duck. We gonna see you around. We gone. Wiedersehen.

[If you know the song, then you can skip this note. If you don't, then a bit of explanation is necessary. During the next verse, the chorus (the singers, not the words) is in the background. What they're singing is what's printed in the tiny little letters. No, I am not making this up. That's what they're singing.]

Well, we stopped for a coffee in Berlin
Dumb, dumb, dumb. is
The had hundred-mile tea
dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
I says, "Pig Pen, from here on wall-to-wall bears."
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
Says, "Bash the Wall; we see."
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Well, big red bears must'a been in the bush
Dumb, dumb, dumb. is
we didn't see a one all day
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
So we raked up the leaves and we shook out the
Dumb, dumb, dumb. is
they finally had something to say
Dumb, dumb, dumb.
You got it..

[Spoken in a bad accent. A really bad... you know the rest.]
Comrade Duck: you have been given daybreak in Murmansk to get your cotton-pickin' trucks out of the U. S. S. of R. You will copy!

[That chorus continues.]
Well, we shot them through salt-mine city
Dumb,
a hammer and a sickle on down
Dumb,
Then we hit the fan through the Sea of
Dumb,
Tooled into Town
Dumb,
I says, "Pig Pen, here must be the place,
Dumb,
"'Cause everybody's eatin' sticks."
Dumb,
He says, "Ten-Four, this is CB land
Dumb,
"'Cause my channel knob just crick."
Dumb,

[Spoken in a bad Japanese (fill in the blank)]
Ah so, Lubba Duck. You have a nice day today, betta day tomollow. We you on frip-frop. This one Kamikaze Ozzie; we gone. Sayonara.

Yo ho ho, and a trucks
Gonna a bath with a Lubba Duck
Yo ho ho, and a rots a'
'Round the world with a Ducky!

[Obviously, poritical collectness yet permeated the U. S. of A. :)]

[On the CB.]
Ah, ten-four, Pig Pen, what's your twenty? Australia? Mercy sakes, ain't nothin' down there but Tasmanian devils and them Q-alla bears. What's that? No double-nickel limit? We gonna be there in a short, Pig Pen. This here's the Duck, ten-ten and doin' it to it like Pruitt used'ta do it to it. We gone. 'Bye-'bye.