Luyện nghe bài hát 'Round The World With The Rubber Duck

[On the CB.]
Breaker, one-nine, this here's the Duck again. You got a on me Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, negatory, Pig Pen, there ain't no way out 'cept for that one Atlantic Ocean. Now listen, drop them hogs off in Omaha and get over here in a short, 'cause it definitely looks like we got us a problem.

Bears to the left; bears to the
We have no place to go.
They had us backed up to the shore,
And them cab-over Petes float.
I says, "Pig Pen, I got me a idea.
Them Friends a' gonna save us!
"So praise the Lord and Ford,
And follow micra-bus, ten-four.

[Now, imagine a of rowdy pirates -- the buccaneer type, not software -- chanting the Chorus.]

Yo ho ho, and a trucks
Gonna take a bath with a Duck
Yo ho ho, and a lots a'
the world with the Rubber Ducky!

Yeah, we drove on the water like diesel
Sank a hunnert-and-ten of 'em
I says, "Pig Pen, they just didn't no faith
"They gone ten-seven."
By the time we got into that Town,
'Bout of 'em was lost at sea
I says, "Break for a ten-thirty-three"
we got was the cotton-pickin' BBC

[Spoken, in a sorta British
I say, Fabersham. Looks the Americans have got themselves another bloody Convoy.

Yo ho ho, and a thousand
Gonna take a bath with a Duck
Yo ho ho, and a a' luck
'Round the world the Rubber Ducky!

[Spoken, in the same sorta British
Good heavens! Look at all! Half of them are sinking in the Thames! Hello! Some of our truck chaps are assisting them. Good show, actually. Oh, well, ten-four and all that rubbish.

Well, we crossed that Channel snakes on glass
And stormed the beach about
I says, "Grab shifters and punch 13
"We all truckin' on the Autobahn.
"Now, Pig Pen, this here's the slab
"'Cause goes a Mercedes truck."
He says, "Break one-three for the Strudel
"Ya just blew the doors the Duck. How 'bout it?"

[Spoken, in a sorta accent. A really bad German accent.]
Oh, zehn-vier, Rubber Duck. Ve are receiving you vall-to-vall, but the schpeed limit on za Autobahn is triple-nickels. You too schlow, Rubber Duck. We gonna see you around. We gone. Wiedersehen.

[If you know the song, then you can skip this note. If you don't, then a bit of explanation is necessary. During the verse, the chorus (the singers, not the words) is heard in the background. What they're singing is what's printed in the tiny little letters. No, I am not making this up. That's what they're singing.]

Well, we stopped for a coffee in Berlin
Dumb, dumb, dumb. is
The British had tea
dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
I says, "Pig Pen, here on it's wall-to-wall bears."
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
Says, "Bash the we gonna see."
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Well, big red bears must'a been in the bush
Dumb, dumb, dumb. is
'Cause we see a one all day
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
So we up the leaves and we shook out the tree
Dumb, dumb, dumb. is
'Til they finally had to say
Dumb, dumb, dumb.
You got it..

[Spoken in a bad accent. A really bad... you know the rest.]
Comrade Duck: you have been given until daybreak in Murmansk to get your trucks out of the U. S. S. of R. You will copy!

[That 'dumb' continues.]
Well, we shot them rigs salt-mine city
Dumb,
a hammer and a sickle on down
Dumb,
Then we hit the fan the Sea of Japan
Dumb,
Tooled into Town
Dumb,
I says, "Pig Pen, this must be the place,
Dumb,
"'Cause everybody's eatin' sticks."
Dumb,
He says, "Ten-Four, here is CB land
Dumb,
"'Cause my channel knob went crick."
Dumb,

[Spoken in a bad Japanese (fill in the blank)]
Ah so, Duck. You have a nice day today, betta day tomollow. We catch you on frip-frop. This one Kamikaze Ozzie; we gone. Sayonara.

Yo ho ho, and a trucks
Gonna take a bath a Lubba Duck
Yo ho ho, and a rots a'
'Round the world with a Ducky!

[Obviously, collectness hadn't yet permeated the U. S. of A. :)]

[On the CB.]
Ah, ten-four, Pig Pen, what's your twenty? Australia? Mercy sakes, nothin' down there but Tasmanian devils and them Q-alla bears. What's that? No double-nickel limit? We gonna be there in a short, Pig Pen. This here's the Rubber Duck, ten-ten and doin' it to it like Pruitt used'ta do it to it. We gone. 'Bye-'bye.