Luyện nghe bài hát 'Round The World With The Rubber Duck

[On the CB.]
Breaker, one-nine, this here's the again. You got a copy on me Pig Pen, c'mon? Ah, negatory, Pig Pen, there ain't no way out 'cept for that one Atlantic Ocean. Now listen, drop them hogs off in Omaha and get over here in a short, 'cause it definitely looks like we got us a problem.

Bears to the bears to the right
We didn't have no to go.
They had us up clean to the shore,
And them Petes don't float.
I says, "Pig Pen, I got me a idea.
Them Friends a' gonna save us!
"So praise the Lord and Ford,
And follow micra-bus, ten-four.

[Now, imagine a bunch of pirates -- the buccaneer type, not software -- chanting the Chorus.]

Yo ho ho, and a trucks
Gonna a bath with a Rubber Duck
Yo ho ho, and a lots a'
'Round the world with the Ducky!

Yeah, we drove on the like diesel whales
Sank a hunnert-and-ten of 'em
I says, "Pig Pen, just didn't have no faith
"They gone ten-seven."
By the time we got into that Town,
'Bout of 'em was lost at sea
I says, "Break for a ten-thirty-three"
we got was the cotton-pickin' BBC

[Spoken, in a British accent]
I say, Fabersham. Looks likes the Americans have got themselves bloody Convoy.

Yo ho ho, and a thousand
Gonna take a bath a Rubber Duck
Yo ho ho, and a lots a'
'Round the world with the Ducky!

[Spoken, in the sorta British accent]
Good heavens! at them all! Half of them are sinking in the Thames! Hello! Some of our truck chaps are assisting them. Good show, actually. Oh, well, ten-four and all that rubbish.

Well, we crossed that Channel snakes on glass
And stormed the beach dawn
I says, "Grab your and punch 13
"We all truckin' on the Autobahn.
"Now, Pig Pen, here's the ultimate slab
"'Cause goes a Mercedes truck."
He says, "Break for the Strudel Machine
"Ya just the doors off'n the Duck. How 'bout it?"

[Spoken, in a German accent. A really bad German accent.]
Oh, zehn-vier, Rubber Duck. Ve are receiving you vall-to-vall, but the schpeed limit on za is triple-nickels. You travel too schlow, Rubber Duck. We gonna see you around. We gone. Wiedersehen.

[If you know the song, then you can skip this note. If you don't, then a bit of explanation is necessary. During the next verse, the chorus (the singers, not the words) is heard in the background. What they're singing is what's in the tiny little letters. No, I am not making this up. That's what they're singing.]

Well, we for a coffee in West Berlin
Dumb, dumb, dumb. is
The had hundred-mile tea
dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
I says, "Pig Pen, from here on it's bears."
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
Says, "Bash the Wall; we see."
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Well, them big red bears must'a been in the
Dumb, dumb, dumb. is
'Cause we see a one all day
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb,
So we raked up the leaves and we out the tree
Dumb, dumb, dumb. is
'Til they finally had to say
Dumb, dumb, dumb.
You got it..

[Spoken in a bad Russian accent. A bad... you know the rest.]
Comrade Duck: you have been given until daybreak in Murmansk to get cotton-pickin' trucks out of the U. S. S. of R. You will copy!

[That chorus continues.]
Well, we shot them through salt-mine city
Dumb,
With a and a sickle on down
Dumb,
Then we hit the fan the Sea of Japan
Dumb,
into Transistor Town
Dumb,
I says, "Pig Pen, here must be the place,
Dumb,
"'Cause everybody's eatin' sticks."
Dumb,
He says, "Ten-Four, this is CB land
Dumb,
"'Cause my channel just went crick."
Dumb,

[Spoken in a really bad (fill in the blank)]
Ah so, Lubba Duck. You have a day today, betta day tomollow. We catch you on frip-frop. This one Kamikaze Ozzie; we gone. Sayonara.

Yo ho ho, and a thousand
take a bath with a Lubba Duck
Yo ho ho, and a a' ruck
'Round the world with a Ducky!

[Obviously, poritical collectness hadn't yet the U. S. of A. :)]

[On the CB.]
Ah, ten-four, Pig Pen, what's your twenty? Australia? Mercy sakes, ain't nothin' down there but Tasmanian devils and them Q-alla bears. What's that? No double-nickel limit? We gonna be there in a short, Pig Pen. This here's the Duck, ten-ten and doin' it to it like Pruitt used'ta do it to it. We gone. 'Bye-'bye.