Come to see you at the mortuary, you came looking oh so scary It was very late at night, and you gave me such a fright We held hands to your lair, then you me that monster stare with you is like sucking rotting vampire eyeballs!
I'll be all right, with your claws wrapped me In the dark night, I will let you me Picnic in the cemetary, turn off the lights and scream mary a bath in baby's blood, saw your mutilated body and I... Fell...in...love
Last night I went to your grave, I you to behave! I know why you weren't there -- you the night in the witch's lair I ripped her heart in two, is my gift to you Cause I'm the only one who'll put up with your rotting eyeballs!
fun with her while I am watching you Watch out, I'll lure in a pit of brew You said no one was as creepy as me, and we'd be eternally Give me my plate of maggots, I never told you... But you like...Bob Saget!
Found another to be mine, his name is And on our ceiling hangs the head of your Thang I'll caress his skin, and together we'll live in sin Now I don't need rotting vampire eyeballs!!
He's big, he's mean, and rip out your spine And your spleen and then it's dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's he's so mean And tonight on our date, bring me a plate... Of your vampire eyeballs