Come to see you at the mortuary, you came around looking oh so It was very very late at night, and you gave me a fright We held hands to your lair, then you gave me that stare Being with you is like sucking rotting eyeballs!
I'll be all right, your claws wrapped around me In the dark night, I will let you me Picnic in the cemetary, turn off the and scream bloody mary Took a bath in blood, saw your mutilated body and I... Fell...in...love
Last night I went to grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you weren't there -- you spent the night in the lair I ripped her heart in two, is my gift to you Cause I'm the only one who'll put up with rotting vampire eyeballs!
Have fun with her I am watching you Watch out, I'll lure in a pit of boiling You said no one was as as me, and we'd be together eternally Give me my plate of maggots, I never told you... But you like...Bob Saget!
Found to be mine, his name is Frankenstein And on our ceiling the head of your Miss Thang I'll caress his green skin, and together live in sin Now I don't need your rotting eyeballs!!
He's big, he's mean, and he'll rip out spine And your spleen and then it's dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, 'cause he's so mean And tonight on our date, he'll me a plate... Of rotting vampire eyeballs