Come to see you at the mortuary, you came looking oh so scary It was very very late at night, and you gave me such a We held hands to your lair, then you gave me that monster with you is like sucking rotting vampire eyeballs!
I'll be all right, with your claws wrapped me In the night, I will let you impale me in the cemetary, turn off the lights and scream bloody mary Took a bath in baby's blood, saw your body and I... Fell...in...love
night I went to your grave, I trusted you to behave! I why you weren't there -- you spent the night in the witch's lair I ripped her heart in two, is my gift to you Cause I'm the only one put up with your rotting vampire eyeballs!
Have fun with her while I am you Watch out, I'll lure in a pit of boiling You said no one was as creepy as me, and we'd be eternally Give me back my of maggots, I never told you... But you like...Bob Saget!
Found another to be mine, his is Frankenstein And on our hangs the head of your Miss Thang I'll caress his green skin, and together we'll in sin Now I need your rotting vampire eyeballs!!
He's big, mean, and he'll rip out your spine And then your spleen and then dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's he's so mean And tonight on our date, he'll me a plate... Of your rotting eyeballs