Come to see you at the mortuary, you around looking oh so scary It was very late at night, and you gave me such a fright We held hands to your lair, then you gave me that stare Being with you is like sucking rotting eyeballs!
I'll be all right, your claws wrapped around me In the dark night, I will let you me Picnic in the cemetary, turn off the and scream bloody mary Took a bath in blood, saw your mutilated body and I... Fell...in...love
Last I went to your grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you weren't there -- you spent the night in the lair I ripped her in two, this is my gift to you Cause I'm the only one who'll put up with your vampire eyeballs!
fun with her while I am watching you Watch out, I'll in a pit of boiling brew You said no one was as as me, and we'd be together eternally Give me back my of maggots, I never told you... But you like...Bob Saget!
Found to be mine, his name is Frankenstein And on our hangs the head of your Miss Thang caress his green skin, and together we'll live in sin Now I need your rotting vampire eyeballs!!
He's big, mean, and he'll rip out your spine And your spleen and then it's dinner time! He me a guillotine, that's 'cause he's so mean And tonight on our date, he'll me a plate... Of your vampire eyeballs