Come to see you at the mortuary, you came around looking oh so It was very late at night, and you gave me such a fright We held hands to your lair, then you me that monster stare Being with you is like sucking rotting eyeballs!
I'll be all right, with claws wrapped around me In the dark night, I will let you me Picnic in the cemetary, turn off the lights and scream mary Took a bath in blood, saw your mutilated body and I... Fell...in...love
Last night I to your grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you there -- you spent the night in the witch's lair I ripped her in two, this is my gift to you Cause I'm the only one put up with your rotting vampire eyeballs!
Have fun her while I am watching you out, I'll lure in a pit of boiling brew You said no one was as creepy as me, and we'd be eternally Give me back my plate of maggots, I never you... But you like...Bob Saget!
another to be mine, his name is Frankenstein And on our ceiling hangs the head of your Miss caress his green skin, and together we'll live in sin Now I need your rotting vampire eyeballs!!
He's big, he's mean, and rip out your spine And your spleen and then it's dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's 'cause so mean And on our date, he'll bring me a plate... Of your rotting eyeballs