Come to see you at the mortuary, you around looking oh so scary It was very late at night, and you gave me such a fright We held hands to your lair, then you gave me that monster Being with you is like rotting vampire eyeballs!
be all right, with your claws wrapped around me In the night, I will let you impale me Picnic in the cemetary, turn off the lights and scream mary Took a bath in blood, saw your mutilated body and I... Fell...in...love
Last night I to your grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you there -- you spent the night in the witch's lair I ripped her in two, this is my gift to you Cause I'm the only one who'll put up with your rotting eyeballs!
Have fun with her I am watching you Watch out, lure in a pit of boiling brew You said no one was as creepy as me, and be together eternally Give me back my plate of maggots, I never you... But you like...Bob Saget!
another to be mine, his name is Frankenstein And on our ceiling hangs the head of Miss Thang I'll his green skin, and together we'll live in sin Now I need your rotting vampire eyeballs!!
He's big, he's mean, and he'll rip out spine And then your spleen and then dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, 'cause he's so mean And tonight on our date, he'll me a plate... Of rotting vampire eyeballs