Come to see you at the mortuary, you came around looking oh so It was very very late at night, and you me such a fright We held hands to lair, then you gave me that monster stare with you is like sucking rotting vampire eyeballs!
I'll be all right, with claws wrapped around me In the dark night, I let you impale me Picnic in the cemetary, turn off the lights and scream bloody Took a bath in baby's blood, saw mutilated body and I... Fell...in...love
Last night I went to grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you weren't there -- you spent the night in the witch's I ripped her in two, this is my gift to you Cause I'm the only one who'll put up with your rotting eyeballs!
Have fun her while I am watching you Watch out, I'll in a pit of boiling brew You said no one was as creepy as me, and we'd be eternally Give me my plate of maggots, I never told you... But you like...Bob Saget!
Found another to be mine, his is Frankenstein And on our ceiling hangs the head of your Thang I'll caress his green skin, and we'll live in sin Now I don't your rotting vampire eyeballs!!
He's big, he's mean, and rip out your spine And then spleen and then it's dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, 'cause he's so mean And tonight on our date, bring me a plate... Of your vampire eyeballs