Come to see you at the mortuary, you came around looking oh so It was very late at night, and you gave me such a fright We hands to your lair, then you gave me that monster stare Being you is like sucking rotting vampire eyeballs!
I'll be all right, with your claws wrapped me In the night, I will let you impale me in the cemetary, turn off the lights and scream bloody mary Took a bath in blood, saw your mutilated body and I... Fell...in...love
Last I went to your grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you weren't there -- you spent the night in the lair I ripped her heart in two, is my gift to you Cause I'm the only one put up with your rotting vampire eyeballs!
fun with her while I am watching you Watch out, I'll lure in a pit of brew You said no one was as creepy as me, and we'd be eternally Give me back my plate of maggots, I never you... But you like...Bob Saget!
Found another to be mine, his name is And on our ceiling hangs the head of your Thang I'll caress his green skin, and together we'll in sin Now I need your rotting vampire eyeballs!!
He's big, he's mean, and rip out your spine And your spleen and then it's dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's 'cause he's so And tonight on our date, bring me a plate... Of your rotting vampire