Come to see you at the mortuary, you came looking oh so scary It was very late at night, and you gave me such a fright We hands to your lair, then you gave me that monster stare with you is like sucking rotting vampire eyeballs!
I'll be all right, with your claws wrapped me In the dark night, I will let you me Picnic in the cemetary, turn off the lights and scream mary Took a bath in baby's blood, saw your mutilated and I... Fell...in...love
Last night I went to your grave, I you to behave! I why you weren't there -- you spent the night in the witch's lair I ripped her in two, this is my gift to you Cause I'm the only one who'll put up with your vampire eyeballs!
Have fun her while I am watching you out, I'll lure in a pit of boiling brew You said no one was as creepy as me, and we'd be eternally me back my plate of maggots, I never told you... But you like...Bob Saget!
Found another to be mine, his is Frankenstein And on our hangs the head of your Miss Thang I'll caress his green skin, and we'll live in sin Now I don't need rotting vampire eyeballs!!
He's big, he's mean, and he'll rip out your And then your spleen and it's dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's 'cause so mean And tonight on our date, bring me a plate... Of your rotting vampire