Come to see you at the mortuary, you around looking oh so scary It was very very late at night, and you me such a fright We held hands to your lair, then you gave me that monster Being with you is like sucking rotting eyeballs!
I'll be all right, with claws wrapped around me In the dark night, I let you impale me Picnic in the cemetary, turn off the lights and scream bloody Took a bath in baby's blood, saw your mutilated and I... Fell...in...love
Last night I went to your grave, I you to behave! I know why you weren't there -- you spent the in the witch's lair I ripped her heart in two, is my gift to you Cause I'm the only one who'll put up with your vampire eyeballs!
fun with her while I am watching you Watch out, I'll lure in a pit of brew You said no one was as creepy as me, and we'd be eternally me back my plate of maggots, I never told you... But you like...Bob Saget!
Found another to be mine, his name is And on our ceiling hangs the head of your Thang I'll caress his green skin, and together we'll in sin Now I don't need your vampire eyeballs!!
He's big, he's mean, and rip out your spine And then your spleen and it's dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's 'cause he's so And on our date, he'll bring me a plate... Of rotting vampire eyeballs