Come to see you at the mortuary, you came around looking oh so It was very late at night, and you gave me such a fright We hands to your lair, then you gave me that monster stare Being with you is like sucking vampire eyeballs!
I'll be all right, with your claws wrapped me In the dark night, I will let you me Picnic in the cemetary, turn off the lights and scream bloody Took a bath in baby's blood, saw mutilated body and I... Fell...in...love
Last night I to your grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you weren't there -- you spent the in the witch's lair I ripped her heart in two, this is my to you Cause I'm the only one who'll put up with your vampire eyeballs!
fun with her while I am watching you Watch out, I'll lure in a pit of brew You said no one was as as me, and we'd be together eternally Give me my plate of maggots, I never told you... But you like...Bob Saget!
another to be mine, his name is Frankenstein And on our ceiling the head of your Miss Thang I'll his green skin, and together we'll live in sin Now I don't your rotting vampire eyeballs!!
He's big, he's mean, and he'll rip out your And then spleen and then it's dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's 'cause so mean And on our date, he'll bring me a plate... Of rotting vampire eyeballs