Come to see you at the mortuary, you came around looking oh so It was very late at night, and you gave me such a fright We held hands to your lair, then you me that monster stare Being with you is sucking rotting vampire eyeballs!
I'll be all right, your claws wrapped around me In the night, I will let you impale me Picnic in the cemetary, turn off the and scream bloody mary Took a bath in baby's blood, saw your body and I... Fell...in...love
Last night I went to grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you weren't there -- you the night in the witch's lair I ripped her in two, this is my gift to you Cause I'm the only one who'll put up your rotting vampire eyeballs!
Have fun her while I am watching you Watch out, I'll lure in a pit of brew You said no one was as creepy as me, and be together eternally Give me my plate of maggots, I never told you... But you like...Bob Saget!
another to be mine, his name is Frankenstein And on our hangs the head of your Miss Thang I'll caress his green skin, and together we'll in sin Now I don't need rotting vampire eyeballs!!
He's big, mean, and he'll rip out your spine And then spleen and then it's dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's he's so mean And on our date, he'll bring me a plate... Of your vampire eyeballs