Come to see you at the mortuary, you came around oh so scary It was very very at night, and you gave me such a fright We held hands to your lair, you gave me that monster stare Being with you is like rotting vampire eyeballs!
I'll be all right, with claws wrapped around me In the dark night, I let you impale me in the cemetary, turn off the lights and scream bloody mary Took a bath in baby's blood, saw mutilated body and I... Fell...in...love
Last night I to your grave, I trusted you to behave! I know why you weren't there -- you spent the in the witch's lair I ripped her heart in two, this is my to you Cause I'm the only one put up with your rotting vampire eyeballs!
Have fun her while I am watching you Watch out, I'll in a pit of boiling brew You said no one was as as me, and we'd be together eternally Give me back my of maggots, I never told you... But you like...Bob Saget!
another to be mine, his name is Frankenstein And on our ceiling hangs the head of your Miss I'll his green skin, and together we'll live in sin Now I don't need your vampire eyeballs!!
He's big, he's mean, and he'll rip out your And then spleen and then it's dinner time! He bought me a guillotine, that's 'cause he's so And tonight on our date, bring me a plate... Of rotting vampire eyeballs