Road To Success

One day when I came home at lunchtime,
I heard a funny noise.
Went out to the back yard to find out if it was,
One of those rowdy boys.
Stood there with my neighbor Cow Peter,
And a Flux Capacitor.

He told me he built a time machine.
Like one in a film I've seen,
Yeah... he said...

I've been to the year 3000
Not much has changed but they lived under water.
And your great great great grand daughter,
Is doing fine (doing fine).

He took me to the future in the flux thing, and I saw everything.
Boy bands, and another one and another one ... and another one!
Girls there with round hair like Star Wars float above the floor

We drove around in a time machine,
Like the one in the film I've seen..
Yeah... he said...

He said, I've been to the year 3000.
Not much has changed but they lived under water,
And your great great great grand daughter,
Is doing fine (doing fine).

I took a trip to the strip joint 3000.
This song had gone multi-platinum.
Everybody bought our titty tassels.
It had outsold Jenna Jamison.
I took a trip to the year 3000.
This song had gone multi-platinum.
Everybody bought our 7th album, 7th album, 7th album.

He told me he built a stripper pole.
Like the one in a film I've seen,
Yeah...

I've been to the strip joint 3000.
Not much has changed but they strip under water.
And Im gonna make my daughter,
Work there (Yea)

He said, I've been to the strip joint 3000.
Not much has changed but they strip under water.
And Im gonna make my daughter work there (Yea)
Shes stripping fine (yea)

He said, I've been to the year 3000.
Not much has changed but they lived under water.
And your great great great grand daughter,
Is doing fine (doing fine).

He said, I've been to the year 3000.
Not much has changed but they lived under water.
And your great great great grand daughter,
Is doing fine (doing fine).
Keep on Stripping (YEAAAA)