See, had the place to myself, my parents went town So I had the up and was runnin' around Singing to the beat of my underground Song at the time, let's just say it was I was rappin' in the mirror, I was every verse I was my thang until the doorbell rang It was my Shock, a mellow type of fellow That I knew from up the block, he walked in and
G] Yo, what's the MURS? First things first, you couldn'ta hit me At a better time, them four cars behind me, they me All women, all dimes, the redhead mine She wanna me, yo that's my brother Humpty
Hump] What's up yo? me, but I gots to go, where the bathroom at? Y'all got liquor? Come on, Trina! Yo this is fat 'Ey cat, you wanna hit this? Oops I shouldn'ta did I'll clean it up before your folks come home, yo they at?
Man I don't believe you brought this nigga man I heard his ass The only fool dumb to flunk his P.E. Class It's not that he's dumb, he's just wild and he's Known for mad drunk and gettin' all belligerent Man I'm of this I shouldn'ta told nobody I mean three's company, but four makes a party Mental note: lock the garage, the keys to dad's Rolls 'Cause it's outta control, this is taking off her clothes
G] Is your dad's Rolls blue? I got bad news took a cruise, and barbeque pit went in the pool Turned the water grey, I stay and help you clean up But the neighbors say police are comin', I'm to G up
Hump] Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm back MURS, should I park it? I brought the whole strip club me, we bout to spark it My girl urled in your backseat, but yo it's We got weed and some shrooms, is it cool to use your room?
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It's business, man what is this? I'm up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix shit It's risky business, man what is I'm up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it
What you mean my dad's room? Nigga is you And what's up with them glasses, eye kinda lazy? we gotta clean that shit up out the backseat But first what's up with that blonde, you she likes black
G] She said she was a to the brown, never splurged in the town But down, 'cause you got her all moist, like the Rolls Royce backseat 'Least I can do is help you clean it up What time is mom and dad
[Humpty Yo, why y'all bein' responsible and shit? We hook up We tryin' to get these upstairs, see what we can cook up One of them got their toes blue, shaved, so cool My nose tryin' to be with those when the doors fool
Exactly. Fuck the I'm tryin' to smack cheeks Until they reddish, and satisfy my fetish Lay back and get lettuce (Humpty: Yo, what'chu mean, head?) (Yeah) That's what I said, then it a wrap (Shock: But what about your parents?) Well, they never called me back, I guess flight got delayed So we got time to get layed, ayo Hump could you out for that white Escalade? (Humpty: Did you even have to ask?) Well since you're on the I'ma head upstairs and get focused on ass And if I to scream, do your best to ignore me If my parents come in, tell them the Burger King story Just 'em entertained until I finish gettin' brained (Humpty: Hello Ms. Connor, gettin' drained) And the name is Elaine
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