See, had the place to myself, my parents went town So I had the up and was runnin' around to the beat of my favorite underground Song at the time, let's say it was MURS I was rappin' in the mirror, I was knowin' verse I was doin' my until the doorbell rang It was my homeboy Shock, a mellow of fellow I knew from up the block, he walked in and said:
G] Yo, what's the MURS? First things first, you couldn'ta hit me At a better time, them four cars behind me, with me All women, all dimes, the redhead mine She wanna hump me, yo my brother Humpty
Hump] What's up yo? me, but I gots to go, where the bathroom at? got liquor? Come on, Trina! Yo this house is fat 'Ey cat, you wanna hit Oops I shouldn'ta did that I'll it up before your folks come home, yo where they at?
Man I don't believe you brought this man I heard about his ass The only dumb enough to flunk his P.E. Class It's not he's dumb, he's just wild and he's ignorant Known for mad drunk and gettin' all belligerent Man I'm sick of this I shouldn'ta nobody I three's company, but four cars makes a party Mental note: lock the garage, hide the keys to Rolls it's outta control, this bitch is taking off her clothes
G] Is your dad's Rolls 'Cause I got bad news Humpty took a cruise, and pit went in the pool Turned the water grey, I stay and help you clean up But the neighbors say police are comin', I'm to G up
[Humpty Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm back MURS, where I park it? I brought the whole strip club with me, we bout to it My girl in your backseat, but yo it's cool We got weed and some shrooms, is it cool to use dad's room?
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It's risky business, man what is I'm up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix shit risky business, man what is this? I'm up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it
What you mean my dad's room? is you crazy? And what's up with them glasses, what'cha eye kinda Anyways we gotta clean shit up out the backseat But what's up with that blonde, you think she likes black
G] She said she was a to the brown, never splurged in the town But she's down, 'cause you got her all moist, like the Royce backseat 'Least I can do is you clean it up cousin What is mom and dad comin'?
Hump] Yo, why y'all bein' and shit? We gotta hook up We tryin' to get these chicks upstairs, see what we can up One of them got toes blue, coochie shaved, so cool My tryin' to be with those when the doors close fool
Exactly. Fuck the I'm tryin' to smack cheeks Until turn reddish, and satisfy my fetish Lay and get some lettuce (Humpty: Yo, what'chu mean, head?) (Yeah) That's what I said, then call it a wrap (Shock: But about your parents?) Well, they never called me back, I guess their got delayed So we got time to get layed, ayo Hump could you watch out for white Escalade? (Humpty: Did you even have to ask?) Well since on the task I'ma head upstairs and get on some ass And if I start to scream, do your best to me If my parents in, just tell them the Burger King story Just 'em entertained until I finish gettin' brained (Humpty: Hello Ms. Connor, he's gettin' drained) And the is Elaine
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