See, had the place to myself, my parents went town So I had the music up and was runnin' Singing to the beat of my underground Song at the time, just say it was MURS I was in the mirror, I was knowin' every verse I was doin' my thang until the doorbell It was my Shock, a mellow type of fellow That I knew from up the block, he walked in and
G] Yo, what's the deal MURS? things first, you couldn'ta hit me At a better time, them cars behind me, they with me All women, all dimes, the she's mine She hump me, yo that's my brother Humpty
[Humpty What's up yo? me, but I gots to go, where the bathroom at? Y'all got liquor? Come on, Trina! Yo house is fat 'Ey cat, you hit this? Oops I shouldn'ta did that clean it up before your folks come home, yo where they at?
Man I don't believe you brought this nigga man I heard his ass The only fool dumb to flunk his P.E. Class It's not that he's dumb, he's just wild and ignorant for gettin' mad drunk and gettin' all belligerent Man I'm sick of this I shouldn'ta nobody I mean three's company, but cars makes a party Mental note: lock the garage, hide the to dad's Rolls 'Cause it's outta control, this bitch is off her clothes
G] Is your dad's Rolls blue? 'Cause I got bad Humpty a cruise, and barbeque pit went in the pool Turned the water grey, I would and help you clean up But the say police are comin', I'm bout to G up
[Humpty Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm back MURS, where should I it? I brought the whole strip club with me, we bout to it My girl urled in your backseat, but yo it's We got weed and some shrooms, is it cool to use your dad's
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It's risky business, man is this? I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix It's risky business, man is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm to fix it
What you mean my dad's Nigga is you crazy? And what's up them glasses, what'cha eye kinda lazy? Anyways we gotta clean that up out the backseat But first what's up with blonde, you think she likes meat?
G] She said she was a virgin to the brown, splurged in the town But she's down, 'cause you got her all moist, like the Rolls Royce 'Least I can do is you clean it up cousin time is mom and dad comin'?
[Humpty Yo, why bein' responsible and shit? We gotta hook up We tryin' to get these chicks upstairs, see what we can up One of them got their toes blue, coochie shaved, so My nose tryin' to be with when the doors close fool
Exactly. Fuck the backseat I'm tryin' to smack they turn reddish, and satisfy my fetish Lay back and get some lettuce (Humpty: Yo, mean, head?) (Yeah) That's I said, then call it a wrap (Shock: But what about your parents?) Well, they called me back, I guess their flight got delayed So we got time to get layed, ayo could you watch out for that white Escalade? (Humpty: Did you have to ask?) Well since you're on the task I'ma head upstairs and get focused on ass And if I start to scream, do best to ignore me If my parents come in, just tell them the Burger King Just keep 'em entertained I finish gettin' brained (Humpty: Hello Ms. Connor, gettin' drained) And the name is Elaine
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