See, had the place to myself, my parents went town So I had the music up and was around to the beat of my favorite underground Song at the time, let's say it was MURS I was in the mirror, I was knowin' every verse I was doin' my thang the doorbell rang It was my homeboy Shock, a type of fellow I knew from up the block, he walked in and said:
G] Yo, what's the deal MURS? things first, you couldn'ta hit me At a better time, them four cars me, they with me All women, all dimes, the redhead mine She wanna me, yo that's my brother Humpty
[Humpty What's up yo? Pardon me, but I gots to go, where the at? Y'all got liquor? Come on, Trina! Yo this is fat 'Ey cat, you wanna hit Oops I shouldn'ta did that I'll it up before your folks come home, yo where they at?
Man I don't believe you brought this man I heard about his ass The only fool dumb enough to flunk his P.E. It's not he's dumb, he's just wild and he's ignorant Known for gettin' mad drunk and all belligerent Man I'm sick of this I told nobody I mean three's company, but four makes a party Mental note: lock the garage, hide the to dad's Rolls 'Cause it's outta control, bitch is taking off her clothes
G] Is dad's Rolls blue? 'Cause I got bad news Humpty took a cruise, and pit went in the pool Turned the water grey, I stay and help you clean up But the say police are comin', I'm bout to G up
[Humpty Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm back MURS, where should I it? I the whole strip club with me, we bout to spark it My girl urled in backseat, but yo it's cool We got weed and some shrooms, is it cool to use your dad's
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It's business, man what is this? I'm up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix shit It's business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm to fix it
What you mean my dad's Nigga is you crazy? And what's up them glasses, what'cha eye kinda lazy? Anyways we gotta that shit up out the backseat But what's up with that blonde, you think she black meat?
G] She said she was a virgin to the brown, splurged in the town But she's down, 'cause you got her all moist, like the Royce backseat I can do is help you clean it up cousin What time is mom and dad
Hump] Yo, why y'all responsible and shit? We gotta hook up We tryin' to get chicks upstairs, see what we can cook up One of got their toes blue, coochie shaved, so cool My nose tryin' to be with those when the doors fool
Exactly. Fuck the backseat I'm to smack cheeks they turn reddish, and satisfy my fetish Lay back and get lettuce (Humpty: Yo, what'chu mean, head?) (Yeah) That's what I said, then call it a wrap (Shock: But what your parents?) Well, they never called me back, I guess their got delayed So we got time to get layed, ayo could you watch out for that white Escalade? (Humpty: Did you even have to ask?) Well you're on the task head upstairs and get focused on some ass And if I start to scream, do your best to me If my come in, just tell them the Burger King story Just keep 'em entertained I finish gettin' brained (Humpty: Hello Ms. Connor, he's gettin' drained) And the name is
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