See, had the place to myself, my parents outta town So I had the up and was runnin' around Singing to the of my favorite underground Song at the time, just say it was MURS I was in the mirror, I was knowin' every verse I was doin' my until the doorbell rang It was my homeboy Shock, a mellow of fellow I knew from up the block, he walked in and said:
G] Yo, what's the MURS? First things first, you couldn'ta hit me At a better time, them four cars me, they with me All women, all dimes, the redhead she's She wanna hump me, yo that's my Humpty
Hump] What's up yo? Pardon me, but I to go, where the bathroom at? Y'all got liquor? Come on, Trina! Yo house is fat 'Ey cat, you wanna hit this? Oops I shouldn'ta did clean it up before your folks come home, yo where they at?
Man I don't believe you brought this nigga man I about his ass The only fool dumb enough to his P.E. Class It's not that he's dumb, he's just and he's ignorant Known for gettin' mad and gettin' all belligerent Man I'm sick of this I shouldn'ta nobody I mean three's company, but four cars a party note: lock the garage, hide the keys to dad's Rolls 'Cause it's outta control, this is taking off her clothes
G] Is your dad's Rolls blue? 'Cause I got bad Humpty took a cruise, and barbeque pit in the pool the water grey, I would stay and help you clean up But the say police are comin', I'm bout to G up
[Humpty Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm MURS, where should I park it? I brought the whole strip club me, we bout to spark it My girl urled in backseat, but yo it's cool We got weed and some shrooms, is it cool to use dad's room?
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It's risky business, man what is I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm to fix shit It's business, man what is this? I'm up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it
What you mean my dad's room? is you crazy? And what's up with them glasses, what'cha eye kinda Anyways we gotta clean that up out the backseat But first up with that blonde, you think she likes meat?
G] She said she was a virgin to the brown, splurged in the town But she's down, 'cause you got her all moist, like the Rolls Royce 'Least I can do is you clean it up cousin What time is mom and dad
Hump] Yo, why y'all bein' responsible and We gotta hook up We tryin' to get these chicks upstairs, see we can cook up One of them got their blue, coochie shaved, so cool My tryin' to be with those when the doors close fool
Exactly. Fuck the I'm tryin' to smack cheeks Until they turn reddish, and my fetish Lay back and get lettuce (Humpty: Yo, what'chu mean, head?) (Yeah) That's I said, then call it a wrap (Shock: But what about your parents?) Well, they never called me back, I guess their got delayed So we got time to get layed, ayo Hump could you watch out for that white (Humpty: Did you even have to ask?) Well since you're on the I'ma head and get focused on some ass And if I start to scream, do your to ignore me If my parents come in, just tell the Burger King story Just keep 'em entertained I finish gettin' brained (Humpty: Ms. Connor, he's gettin' drained) And the name is Elaine
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