See, had the place to myself, my parents went town So I had the music up and was runnin' Singing to the beat of my favorite Song at the time, just say it was MURS I was rappin' in the mirror, I was every verse I was doin' my thang until the rang It was my homeboy Shock, a type of fellow That I knew from up the block, he walked in and
G] Yo, what's the deal First things first, you couldn'ta hit me At a better time, four cars behind me, they with me All women, all dimes, the redhead mine She wanna hump me, yo my brother Humpty
[Humpty What's up yo? Pardon me, but I to go, where the bathroom at? Y'all got Come on, Trina! Yo this house is fat 'Ey cat, you hit this? Oops I shouldn'ta did that clean it up before your folks come home, yo where they at?
Man I don't believe you brought nigga man I heard about his ass The fool dumb enough to flunk his P.E. Class It's not he's dumb, he's just wild and he's ignorant Known for mad drunk and gettin' all belligerent Man I'm sick of this I shouldn'ta told I mean three's company, but four cars makes a Mental note: the garage, hide the keys to dad's Rolls 'Cause it's control, this bitch is taking off her clothes
G] Is your dad's Rolls blue? 'Cause I got bad Humpty took a cruise, and pit went in the pool Turned the water grey, I stay and help you clean up But the neighbors say are comin', I'm bout to G up
[Humpty Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm MURS, where should I park it? I brought the whole club with me, we bout to spark it My urled in your backseat, but yo it's cool We got weed and some shrooms, is it cool to use your dad's
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It's risky business, man what is I'm up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix shit It's business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm to fix it
What you mean my dad's room? Nigga is you And what's up them glasses, what'cha eye kinda lazy? Anyways we gotta clean shit up out the backseat But first what's up that blonde, you think she likes meat?
G] She she was a virgin to the brown, never splurged in the town But she's down, 'cause you got her all moist, like the Royce backseat 'Least I can do is help you it up cousin time is mom and dad comin'?
[Humpty Yo, why y'all bein' and shit? We gotta hook up We tryin' to get these upstairs, see what we can cook up One of them got their toes blue, coochie shaved, so My nose to be with those when the doors close fool
Exactly. Fuck the backseat I'm to smack cheeks Until they turn reddish, and satisfy my Lay back and get some (Humpty: Yo, what'chu mean, head?) (Yeah) That's what I said, then it a wrap (Shock: But what about your parents?) Well, never called me back, I guess their flight got delayed So we got time to get layed, ayo Hump could you watch out for white Escalade? (Humpty: Did you even have to ask?) Well since you're on the I'ma head and get focused on some ass And if I start to scream, do best to ignore me If my parents in, just tell them the Burger King story Just 'em entertained until I finish gettin' brained (Humpty: Hello Ms. Connor, he's gettin' drained) And the is Elaine
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