See, had the place to myself, my parents outta town So I had the music up and was around Singing to the beat of my underground at the time, let's just say it was MURS I was rappin' in the mirror, I was every verse I was doin' my until the doorbell rang It was my homeboy Shock, a type of fellow That I knew up the block, he walked in and said:
G] Yo, the deal MURS? First things first, you couldn'ta hit me At a time, them four cars behind me, they with me All women, all dimes, the redhead mine She hump me, yo that's my brother Humpty
Hump] What's up yo? Pardon me, but I gots to go, the bathroom at? Y'all got liquor? on, Trina! Yo this house is fat 'Ey cat, you hit this? Oops I shouldn'ta did that I'll clean it up your folks come home, yo where they at?
Man I don't believe you brought nigga man I heard about his ass The only fool dumb to flunk his P.E. Class It's not that he's dumb, he's just wild and he's Known for gettin' mad drunk and gettin' all Man I'm sick of this I shouldn'ta told I mean three's company, but four makes a party Mental note: lock the garage, hide the keys to Rolls 'Cause it's outta control, this bitch is taking off her
G] Is dad's Rolls blue? 'Cause I got bad news Humpty took a cruise, and barbeque pit went in the the water grey, I would stay and help you clean up But the neighbors say police are comin', I'm to G up
[Humpty Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm MURS, where should I park it? I brought the strip club with me, we bout to spark it My girl in your backseat, but yo it's cool We got weed and shrooms, is it cool to use your dad's room?
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It's risky business, man what is I'm up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix shit It's risky business, man is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm to fix it
What you my dad's room? Nigga is you crazy? And what's up with them glasses, eye kinda lazy? Anyways we gotta clean that up out the backseat But what's up with that blonde, you think she likes black
G] She said she was a virgin to the brown, never in the town But she's down, 'cause you got her all moist, the Rolls Royce backseat I can do is help you clean it up cousin What time is mom and dad
Hump] Yo, why bein' responsible and shit? We gotta hook up We tryin' to get these upstairs, see what we can cook up One of them got their toes blue, coochie shaved, so My tryin' to be with those when the doors close fool
Exactly. Fuck the backseat I'm to smack cheeks Until turn reddish, and satisfy my fetish Lay and get some lettuce (Humpty: Yo, what'chu mean, head?) (Yeah) That's what I said, then call it a wrap (Shock: But about your parents?) Well, they never me back, I guess their flight got delayed So we got time to get layed, ayo Hump could you out for that white Escalade? (Humpty: Did you even have to ask?) since you're on the task head upstairs and get focused on some ass And if I start to scream, do your to ignore me If my parents come in, just tell them the Burger King Just keep 'em until I finish gettin' brained (Humpty: Ms. Connor, he's gettin' drained) And the name is Elaine
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