See, had the place to myself, my parents went outta So I had the up and was runnin' around Singing to the beat of my underground Song at the time, just say it was MURS I was rappin' in the mirror, I was knowin' verse I was doin' my thang until the doorbell It was my homeboy Shock, a mellow type of That I knew up the block, he walked in and said:
G] Yo, the deal MURS? First things first, you couldn'ta hit me At a better time, four cars behind me, they with me All women, all dimes, the redhead she's She wanna me, yo that's my brother Humpty
Hump] What's up yo? Pardon me, but I to go, where the bathroom at? Y'all got liquor? Come on, Trina! Yo this is fat 'Ey cat, you hit this? Oops I shouldn'ta did that I'll clean it up before your folks come home, yo they at?
Man I don't believe you brought nigga man I heard about his ass The only dumb enough to flunk his P.E. Class It's not that he's dumb, just wild and he's ignorant for gettin' mad drunk and gettin' all belligerent Man I'm of this I shouldn'ta told nobody I three's company, but four cars makes a party Mental note: the garage, hide the keys to dad's Rolls 'Cause it's control, this bitch is taking off her clothes
G] Is your dad's Rolls 'Cause I got bad news took a cruise, and barbeque pit went in the pool Turned the water grey, I would and help you clean up But the neighbors say are comin', I'm bout to G up
[Humpty Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm MURS, where should I park it? I brought the whole strip club me, we bout to spark it My girl urled in backseat, but yo it's cool We got weed and shrooms, is it cool to use your dad's room?
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It's business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix risky business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm to fix it
What you my dad's room? Nigga is you crazy? And what's up with them glasses, what'cha eye kinda Anyways we gotta clean shit up out the backseat But first what's up that blonde, you think she likes meat?
G] She said she was a virgin to the brown, splurged in the town But she's down, 'cause you got her all moist, like the Rolls backseat 'Least I can do is help you it up cousin What time is mom and dad
[Humpty Yo, why y'all bein' responsible and We gotta hook up We tryin' to get these chicks upstairs, see what we can up One of them got toes blue, coochie shaved, so cool My nose tryin' to be with those when the doors fool
Exactly. Fuck the backseat I'm to smack cheeks Until turn reddish, and satisfy my fetish Lay back and get some lettuce (Humpty: Yo, mean, head?) (Yeah) That's what I said, then it a wrap (Shock: But what about your parents?) Well, never called me back, I guess their flight got delayed So we got time to get layed, ayo Hump could you watch out for white Escalade? (Humpty: Did you even to ask?) Well since you're on the task I'ma head upstairs and get on some ass And if I start to scream, do your best to me If my parents come in, tell them the Burger King story Just keep 'em entertained until I finish brained (Humpty: Hello Ms. Connor, he's drained) And the name is Elaine
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