See, had the place to myself, my parents outta town So I had the music up and was runnin' Singing to the beat of my favorite Song at the time, let's just say it was I was rappin' in the mirror, I was knowin' verse I was doin' my thang until the rang It was my Shock, a mellow type of fellow That I knew from up the block, he in and said:
G] Yo, what's the deal MURS? First things first, you hit me At a time, them four cars behind me, they with me All women, all dimes, the redhead mine She wanna hump me, yo that's my brother
Hump] What's up yo? Pardon me, but I to go, where the bathroom at? Y'all got liquor? Come on, Trina! Yo this is fat 'Ey cat, you wanna hit this? I shouldn'ta did that I'll clean it up before your folks come home, yo where at?
Man I don't you brought this nigga man I heard about his ass The only fool dumb enough to flunk his P.E. It's not that he's dumb, just wild and he's ignorant Known for gettin' mad drunk and all belligerent Man I'm sick of I shouldn'ta told nobody I mean three's company, but four cars a party Mental note: lock the garage, hide the keys to dad's 'Cause it's control, this bitch is taking off her clothes
G] Is your dad's blue? 'Cause I got bad news Humpty took a cruise, and barbeque pit in the pool Turned the water grey, I would stay and you clean up But the neighbors say are comin', I'm bout to G up
[Humpty Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm back MURS, where I park it? I the whole strip club with me, we bout to spark it My girl urled in your backseat, but yo it's We got weed and some shrooms, is it cool to use your dad's
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It's business, man what is this? I'm up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix shit It's business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm to fix it
What you mean my dad's Nigga is you crazy? And what's up with them glasses, what'cha eye lazy? Anyways we gotta that shit up out the backseat But first what's up with that blonde, you she likes meat?
G] She said she was a to the brown, never splurged in the town But down, 'cause you got her all moist, like the Rolls Royce backseat 'Least I can do is you clean it up cousin time is mom and dad comin'?
[Humpty Yo, why bein' responsible and shit? We gotta hook up We tryin' to get chicks upstairs, see what we can cook up One of got their toes blue, coochie shaved, so cool My tryin' to be with those when the doors close fool
Exactly. Fuck the backseat I'm to smack cheeks Until they turn reddish, and my fetish Lay back and get some (Humpty: Yo, what'chu mean, head?) (Yeah) what I said, then call it a wrap (Shock: But what about your parents?) Well, they never called me back, I guess their got delayed So we got time to get layed, ayo Hump could you watch out for white Escalade? (Humpty: Did you have to ask?) Well since you're on the task I'ma head upstairs and get focused on ass And if I start to scream, do your to ignore me If my parents come in, just them the Burger King story Just keep 'em until I finish gettin' brained (Humpty: Hello Ms. Connor, gettin' drained) And the name is Elaine
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