See, had the place to myself, my parents went town So I had the music up and was around to the beat of my favorite underground Song at the time, let's say it was MURS I was rappin' in the mirror, I was every verse I was doin' my thang until the doorbell It was my homeboy Shock, a mellow type of That I knew from up the block, he in and said:
G] Yo, the deal MURS? First things first, you couldn'ta hit me At a better time, them four cars me, they with me All women, all dimes, the redhead she's She wanna me, yo that's my brother Humpty
Hump] What's up yo? Pardon me, but I gots to go, where the at? Y'all got liquor? Come on, Trina! Yo house is fat 'Ey cat, you wanna hit this? I shouldn'ta did that I'll clean it up before your come home, yo where they at?
Man I don't believe you brought this nigga man I about his ass The only fool enough to flunk his P.E. Class not that he's dumb, he's just wild and he's ignorant Known for gettin' mad drunk and gettin' all Man I'm of this I shouldn'ta told nobody I mean company, but four cars makes a party Mental note: lock the garage, hide the to dad's Rolls it's outta control, this bitch is taking off her clothes
G] Is your dad's Rolls 'Cause I got bad news Humpty took a cruise, and barbeque pit in the pool Turned the grey, I would stay and help you clean up But the neighbors say police are comin', I'm to G up
[Humpty Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm back MURS, where should I it? I brought the whole strip club with me, we bout to it My girl urled in backseat, but yo it's cool We got weed and some shrooms, is it cool to use your dad's
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It's risky business, man is this? I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm to fix shit It's business, man what is this? I'm caught up in a twist, now I'm to fix it
What you mean my dad's Nigga is you crazy? And what's up with them glasses, what'cha eye kinda we gotta clean that shit up out the backseat But first up with that blonde, you think she likes meat?
G] She said she was a virgin to the brown, never in the town But she's down, 'cause you got her all moist, like the Royce backseat 'Least I can do is help you it up cousin time is mom and dad comin'?
[Humpty Yo, why bein' responsible and shit? We gotta hook up We tryin' to get these chicks upstairs, see we can cook up One of them got their toes blue, coochie shaved, so My nose tryin' to be with those when the close fool
Exactly. Fuck the backseat I'm to smack cheeks Until they reddish, and satisfy my fetish Lay back and get some lettuce (Humpty: Yo, mean, head?) (Yeah) That's what I said, then call it a wrap (Shock: But about your parents?) Well, they never called me back, I their flight got delayed So we got time to get layed, ayo Hump could you watch out for that white (Humpty: Did you even have to ask?) since you're on the task I'ma head upstairs and get focused on ass And if I start to scream, do your best to me If my parents come in, tell them the Burger King story Just 'em entertained until I finish gettin' brained (Humpty: Hello Ms. Connor, he's drained) And the name is Elaine
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