See, had the to myself, my parents went outta town So I had the music up and was around Singing to the beat of my favorite Song at the time, just say it was MURS I was in the mirror, I was knowin' every verse I was doin' my until the doorbell rang It was my homeboy Shock, a type of fellow I knew from up the block, he walked in and said:
G] Yo, what's the deal MURS? things first, you couldn'ta hit me At a time, them four cars behind me, they with me All women, all dimes, the she's mine She hump me, yo that's my brother Humpty
Hump] What's up yo? me, but I gots to go, where the bathroom at? got liquor? Come on, Trina! Yo this house is fat 'Ey cat, you wanna hit this? Oops I shouldn'ta did I'll clean it up before your folks home, yo where they at?
Man I believe you brought this nigga man I heard about his ass The only fool dumb enough to his P.E. Class not that he's dumb, he's just wild and he's ignorant Known for mad drunk and gettin' all belligerent Man I'm sick of I shouldn'ta told nobody I mean company, but four cars makes a party Mental note: lock the garage, hide the to dad's Rolls 'Cause it's control, this bitch is taking off her clothes
G] Is your dad's Rolls 'Cause I got bad news Humpty a cruise, and barbeque pit went in the pool the water grey, I would stay and help you clean up But the say police are comin', I'm bout to G up
[Humpty Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm back MURS, where I park it? I brought the whole strip with me, we bout to spark it My girl urled in your backseat, but yo cool We got weed and some shrooms, is it to use your dad's room?
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It's risky business, man is this? I'm up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix shit It's risky business, man is this? I'm up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it
What you mean my room? Nigga is you crazy? And what's up them glasses, what'cha eye kinda lazy? Anyways we gotta clean shit up out the backseat But what's up with that blonde, you think she likes black
G] She she was a virgin to the brown, never splurged in the town But down, 'cause you got her all moist, like the Rolls Royce backseat I can do is help you clean it up cousin What is mom and dad comin'?
Hump] Yo, why y'all bein' responsible and shit? We hook up We tryin' to get these chicks upstairs, see we can cook up One of got their toes blue, coochie shaved, so cool My nose to be with those when the doors close fool
Exactly. Fuck the backseat I'm tryin' to cheeks Until they turn reddish, and satisfy my Lay and get some lettuce (Humpty: Yo, what'chu mean, head?) (Yeah) That's I said, then call it a wrap (Shock: But what about your parents?) Well, they never called me back, I guess their got delayed So we got to get layed, ayo Hump could you watch out for that white Escalade? (Humpty: Did you have to ask?) Well since you're on the task I'ma upstairs and get focused on some ass And if I start to scream, do best to ignore me If my parents come in, just tell them the Burger story Just keep 'em entertained until I finish brained (Humpty: Hello Ms. Connor, he's gettin' drained) And the name is
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