See, had the place to myself, my parents outta town So I had the up and was runnin' around Singing to the of my favorite underground Song at the time, let's say it was MURS I was rappin' in the mirror, I was knowin' verse I was my thang until the doorbell rang It was my homeboy Shock, a type of fellow That I knew from up the block, he walked in and
G] Yo, what's the deal MURS? First things first, you hit me At a better time, them four cars behind me, they me All women, all dimes, the she's mine She wanna hump me, yo that's my Humpty
[Humpty What's up yo? me, but I gots to go, where the bathroom at? Y'all got liquor? on, Trina! Yo this house is fat 'Ey cat, you hit this? Oops I shouldn'ta did that I'll it up before your folks come home, yo where they at?
Man I don't believe you brought nigga man I heard about his ass The only fool dumb enough to his P.E. Class It's not that he's dumb, he's just and he's ignorant for gettin' mad drunk and gettin' all belligerent Man I'm sick of this I told nobody I mean three's company, but four cars a party Mental note: the garage, hide the keys to dad's Rolls it's outta control, this bitch is taking off her clothes
G] Is dad's Rolls blue? 'Cause I got bad news Humpty took a cruise, and pit went in the pool Turned the water grey, I would and help you clean up But the say police are comin', I'm bout to G up
Hump] Beep, beep, beep! Yo, I'm MURS, where should I park it? I brought the whole club with me, we bout to spark it My girl urled in backseat, but yo it's cool We got and some shrooms, is it cool to use your dad's room?
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It's risky business, man is this? I'm caught up in a twist, and I'm tryin' to fix It's risky business, man is this? I'm up in a twist, now I'm tryin' to fix it
What you mean my room? Nigga is you crazy? And what's up with them glasses, what'cha eye lazy? Anyways we clean that shit up out the backseat But what's up with that blonde, you think she likes black
G] She said she was a to the brown, never splurged in the town But she's down, 'cause you got her all moist, like the Royce backseat 'Least I can do is help you it up cousin What is mom and dad comin'?
Hump] Yo, why y'all bein' responsible and shit? We gotta up We tryin' to get these upstairs, see what we can cook up One of them got their toes blue, coochie shaved, so My nose to be with those when the doors close fool
Exactly. Fuck the I'm tryin' to smack cheeks they turn reddish, and satisfy my fetish Lay back and get some lettuce (Humpty: Yo, mean, head?) (Yeah) That's what I said, then call it a wrap (Shock: But what about parents?) Well, they called me back, I guess their flight got delayed So we got time to get layed, ayo Hump could you watch out for white Escalade? (Humpty: Did you have to ask?) Well since you're on the task I'ma head and get focused on some ass And if I start to scream, do your to ignore me If my come in, just tell them the Burger King story keep 'em entertained until I finish gettin' brained (Humpty: Ms. Connor, he's gettin' drained) And the name is Elaine
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