Luyện nghe bài hát Rehab Center For Fictional Characters

Well, everyone!
Welcome to the Center for fictional characters.
Umm, alright.
Lets get to it
Who to start us off?
How about you

Chris

Umm, alright.
Hey, I'm Cringle.
I'm a sex addict.

Hey i'm Clause, i'm the king of snow.
I hate my wife she is a ho, ho, ho.
She used to please me every day, then she made it clear that santa's supposed to come once a year.
Bitch.
Now I buy whores, rock and roll, and I their stockings with my north pole...

(end)

...Okay Chris, you!
Alright, who to go next?
Patrick...frowny face!
Get up here.

Patrick

Alright.
I'm O'Riley, i'm a leperchaun.
You all good?
Yeah, i'm not so good.

I had a wonderful life, a healthy household,
and beatiful wife, and a pot of gold. Ha.
Then my wife spent my riches all by herself, and women are bitches, blew a keebler elf.
Uh, now i all day and a part of me dies.
Cuz my is getting gang-banged by the Rice Krispie guys.
(end)

the Tiger-

Hey I them!

(end)

Oh, hey Tony.
Nice of you to up.
Where you last week?

the Tiger-

I had some, uh...some stuff to care of.
Hey, i'm the tiger.
it.
I'll just it.
Every day I up, and I get to work late.
My boss says, 'hey, whats
I say that i'm grrrrrrrrowing of this shit.
The kids they laugh, i'm a sensitive cat.
pussy!'
I can't with that.
If kid gives me frosted flakes,
I on my life...i'll eat his parents.

(end)

Ton, thank you.
So everybody.
So lets just get to it....
Oh, who are

Bunny-

Yeah, hi, yeah, hi, Yeah, hi.
I'm the bunny, hey i'm back!
Used to be now i'm hooked on crack.
Heaps of heroine ain't no joke, marshmellow peeps in coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke.
COKE!
Drugs for life, that's my plan, but now I have no span...

(end)

Okay, i'm just going to go and get him,
Play nice please. I'll be back.

Cringle-

Hey pat did you hear? All my got sick.
I think they got herpes from Irish chick.

O'Riley-

fucker...
What you laughin' Tony,

Tony the
'Cause funny!

O'Riley-

This is rediculous.
Santa, Tony could you please stop?

Tony the

Oh Snap!....crackle and pop.
haha, cuz they your wife.

O'Riley-

I'm out of here.
This is rediculous.