Luyện nghe bài hát Rehab Center For Fictional Characters

Well, everyone!
to the Rehab Center for fictional characters.
Umm, alright.
Lets get to it
Who wants to start us
How about you

Cringle-

Umm, alright.
Hey, I'm Cringle.
I'm a sex addict.

Hey i'm Clause, i'm the king of snow.
I my wife because she is a ho, ho, ho.
She used to please me every day, then she made it clear that santa's supposed to come once a year.
Bitch.
Now I buy whores, rock and roll, and I stuff stockings with my north pole...

(end)

...Okay Chris, you!
Alright, who to go next?
Patrick...frowny face!
Get up here.

O'Riley-

Alright.
I'm O'Riley, i'm a leperchaun.
You all good?
Yeah, i'm not so good.

I had a wonderful life, a healthy household,
and wife, and a pot full of gold. Ha.
Then my wife spent my riches all by herself, and since are bitches, blew a keebler elf.
Uh, now i drink all day and a of me dies.
Cuz my wife is gang-banged by the Rice Krispie guys.
(end)

Tony the

Hey I them!

(end)

Oh, hey Tony.
Nice of you to up.
were you last week?

Tony the

I had some, uh...some stuff to care of.
Hey, i'm the tiger.
it.
I'll sing it.
Every day I up, and I get to work late.
My says, 'hey, whats up?'
I say i'm grrrrrrrrowing tired of this shit.
The kids laugh, 'cause i'm a sensitive cat.
pussy!'
I can't argue that.
If kid gives me frosted flakes,
I on my life...i'll eat his parents.

(end)

Ton, thank you.
So everybody.
So lets get down to it....
Oh, who are

Bunny-

Yeah, hi, yeah, hi, Yeah, hi.
I'm the bunny, hey i'm back!
Used to be now i'm hooked on crack.
Heaps of heroine ain't no joke, peeps covered in coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke.
COKE!
Drugs for life, my plan, but now I have no attention span...

(end)

Okay, i'm just going to go and get him,
Play please. I'll be right back.

Chris

Hey pat did you All my elves got sick.
I think they got from some Irish chick.

Patrick

fucker...
What you Tony, huh?

the Tiger-
'Cause funny!

Patrick

This is rediculous.
Santa, Tony could you guys please

Tony the

Oh Snap!....crackle and pop.
haha, cuz banged your wife.

O'Riley-

I'm out of here.
This is rediculous.