Luyện nghe bài hát Rehab Center For Fictional Characters

Well, everyone!
Welcome to the Center for fictional characters.
Umm, alright.
Lets get to it
Who wants to us off?
How you Chris??

Chris

Umm, alright.
Hey, I'm Cringle.
I'm a sex addict.

Hey i'm Clause, i'm the king of snow.
I my wife because she is a ho, ho, ho.
She used to please me every day, then she made it clear santa's only supposed to come once a year.
Bitch.
Now I buy whores, rock and roll, and I stuff their stockings my north pole...

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...Okay Chris, you!
Alright, who to go next?
Patrick...frowny face!
Get up here.

O'Riley-

Alright.
I'm O'Riley, i'm a leperchaun.
You all doin'
Yeah, i'm not so good.

I had a life, with a healthy household,
and wife, and a pot full of gold. Ha.
Then my wife spent my all by herself, and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf.
Uh, now i all day and a part of me dies.
Cuz my wife is getting gang-banged by the Krispie guys.
(end)

Tony the

Hey I them!

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Oh, hey Tony.
of you to show up.
Where you last week?

Tony the

I had some, uh...some stuff to take of.
Hey, i'm the tiger.
it.
I'll sing it.
day I wake up, and I get to work late.
My boss says, 'hey, up?'
I say that i'm tired of this shit.
The kids they laugh, 'cause i'm a cat.
pussy!'
I can't with that.
If another kid me frosted flakes,
I on my life...i'll eat his parents.

(end)

Ton, thank you.
So everybody.
So lets just get to it....
Oh, who are

Bunny-

Yeah, hi, yeah, hi, Yeah, hi.
I'm the bunny, hey i'm back!
to be funny now i'm hooked on crack.
Heaps of ain't no joke, marshmellow peeps covered in coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke.
COKE!
Drugs for life, my plan, but now I have no attention span...

(end)

Okay, i'm just going to go and get him,
Play nice please. be right back.

Cringle-

Hey pat did you All my elves got sick.
I think they got herpes some Irish chick.

Patrick

fucker...
What you laughin' Tony,

the Tiger-
'Cause funny!

O'Riley-

This is rediculous.
Santa, could you guys please stop?

Tony the

Oh Snap!....crackle and pop.
haha, cuz they your wife.

O'Riley-

I'm out of here.
is fucking rediculous.