Luyện nghe bài hát Rehab Center For Fictional Characters

Well, everyone!
to the Rehab Center for fictional characters.
Umm, alright.
Lets get to it
Who wants to us off?
How about you

Chris

Umm, alright.
Hey, I'm Cringle.
I'm a sex addict.

Hey i'm Santa Clause, i'm the of snow.
I hate my because she is a ho, ho, ho.
She used to me every day, then she made it clear that santa's only supposed to come once a year.
Bitch.
Now I buy whores, rock and roll, and I stuff their stockings my north pole...

(end)

...Okay Chris, you!
Alright, who wants to go
Patrick...frowny face!
Get up here.

Patrick

Alright.
I'm O'Riley, i'm a leperchaun.
You all good?
Yeah, i'm not so good.

I had a wonderful life, with a household,
and beatiful wife, and a pot of gold. Ha.
Then my spent my riches all by herself, and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf.
Uh, now i all day and a part of me dies.
Cuz my wife is gang-banged by the Rice Krispie guys.
(end)

Tony the

Hey I them!

(end)

Oh, hey Tony.
of you to show up.
Where were you last

the Tiger-

I had some, uh...some to take care of.
Hey, i'm the tiger.
it.
I'll just it.
Every day I wake up, and I get to late.
My boss says, 'hey, whats
I say that i'm tired of this shit.
The they laugh, 'cause i'm a sensitive cat.
pussy!'
I argue with that.
If kid gives me frosted flakes,
I on my life...i'll eat his parents.

(end)

Okay Ton, you.
So everybody.
So lets get down to it....
Oh, who are

Bunny-

Yeah, hi, yeah, hi, Yeah, hi.
I'm the bunny, hey i'm back!
Used to be now i'm hooked on crack.
Heaps of heroine no joke, marshmellow peeps covered in coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke.
COKE!
Drugs for life, my plan, but now I have no attention span...

(end)

Okay, i'm just to go and get him, alright?
nice please. I'll be right back.

Chris

Hey pat did you All my elves got sick.
I think they got herpes some Irish chick.

O'Riley-

fucker...
What you Tony, huh?

the Tiger-
'Cause funny!

Patrick

This is rediculous.
Santa, Tony could you guys please

Tony the

Oh Snap!....crackle and pop.
haha, cuz they your wife.

Patrick

I'm out of here.
is fucking rediculous.