Luyện nghe bài hát Rehab Center For Fictional Characters

Well, everyone!
Welcome to the Center for fictional characters.
Umm, alright.
Lets get to it
Who wants to us off?
How you Chris??

Chris

Umm, alright.
Hey, I'm Cringle.
I'm a sex addict.

Hey i'm Santa Clause, i'm the of snow.
I my wife because she is a ho, ho, ho.
She used to please me every day, then she made it that santa's only supposed to come once a year.
Bitch.
Now I buy whores, rock and roll, and I their stockings with my north pole...

(end)

...Okay Chris, you!
Alright, who to go next?
Patrick...frowny face!
Get up here.

O'Riley-

Alright.
I'm O'Riley, i'm a leperchaun.
You all good?
Yeah, i'm not so good.

I had a life, with a healthy household,
and beatiful wife, and a pot of gold. Ha.
my wife spent my riches all by herself, and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf.
Uh, now i all day and a part of me dies.
Cuz my is getting gang-banged by the Rice Krispie guys.
(end)

Tony the

Hey I them!

(end)

Oh, hey Tony.
Nice of you to up.
Where were you last

the Tiger-

I had some, uh...some stuff to take of.
Hey, i'm the tiger.
it.
I'll sing it.
Every day I wake up, and I get to late.
My boss says, 'hey, up?'
I say that i'm grrrrrrrrowing of this shit.
The kids laugh, 'cause i'm a sensitive cat.
pussy!'
I argue with that.
If another kid me frosted flakes,
I on my life...i'll eat his parents.

(end)

Okay Ton, you.
So everybody.
So just get down to it....
Oh, who are

Easter

Yeah, hi, yeah, hi, Yeah, hi.
I'm the bunny, hey i'm back!
Used to be funny now i'm on crack.
Heaps of heroine ain't no joke, marshmellow covered in coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke.
COKE!
Drugs for life, that's my plan, but now I have no span...

(end)

Okay, i'm going to go and get him, alright?
Play nice please. I'll be back.

Cringle-

Hey pat did you hear? All my got sick.
I they got herpes from some Irish chick.

O'Riley-

fucker...
What you laughin' Tony,

the Tiger-
'Cause funny!

O'Riley-

This is rediculous.
Santa, could you guys please stop?

Tony the

Oh Snap!....crackle and pop.
haha, cuz banged your wife.

O'Riley-

I'm out of here.
This is rediculous.