Luyện nghe bài hát Rehab Center For Fictional Characters

Well, everyone!
to the Rehab Center for fictional characters.
Umm, alright.
Lets get to it
Who wants to start us
How about you

Chris

Umm, alright.
Hey, I'm Cringle.
I'm a sex addict.

Hey i'm Santa Clause, i'm the of snow.
I my wife because she is a ho, ho, ho.
She used to please me every day, then she made it that santa's only supposed to come once a year.
Bitch.
Now I buy whores, and roll, and I stuff their stockings with my north pole...

(end)

...Okay Chris, you!
Alright, who wants to go
Patrick...frowny face!
Get up here.

O'Riley-

Alright.
I'm O'Riley, i'm a leperchaun.
You all doin'
Yeah, i'm not so good.

I had a wonderful life, with a household,
and beatiful wife, and a pot of gold. Ha.
Then my wife spent my riches all by herself, and since women are bitches, blew a elf.
Uh, now i all day and a part of me dies.
Cuz my is getting gang-banged by the Rice Krispie guys.
(end)

the Tiger-

Hey I them!

(end)

Oh, hey Tony.
of you to show up.
Where were you week?

the Tiger-

I had some, uh...some stuff to care of.
Hey, i'm the tiger.
it.
I'll just it.
Every day I wake up, and I get to late.
My boss says, 'hey, whats
I say that i'm tired of this shit.
The kids they laugh, i'm a sensitive cat.
pussy!'
I can't argue that.
If another kid me frosted flakes,
I on my life...i'll eat his parents.

(end)

Okay Ton, you.
So everybody.
So lets just get to it....
Oh, who are

Bunny-

Yeah, hi, yeah, hi, Yeah, hi.
I'm the bunny, hey i'm back!
Used to be funny now i'm on crack.
Heaps of heroine ain't no joke, marshmellow covered in coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke.
COKE!
for life, that's my plan, but now I have no attention span...

(end)

Okay, i'm going to go and get him, alright?
Play nice please. be right back.

Cringle-

Hey pat did you All my elves got sick.
I think they got from some Irish chick.

Patrick

fucker...
What you Tony, huh?

the Tiger-
'Cause funny!

Patrick

is gettin rediculous.
Santa, Tony could you please stop?

the Tiger-

Oh Snap!....crackle and pop.
haha, cuz they banged wife.

O'Riley-

I'm out of here.
This is rediculous.