Luyện nghe bài hát Rehab Center For Fictional Characters

Well, everyone!
to the Rehab Center for fictional characters.
Umm, alright.
Lets get to it
Who wants to us off?
How about you

Cringle-

Umm, alright.
Hey, I'm Cringle.
I'm a sex addict.

Hey i'm Clause, i'm the king of snow.
I hate my because she is a ho, ho, ho.
She used to please me every day, then she it clear that santa's only supposed to come once a year.
Bitch.
Now I buy whores, rock and roll, and I stuff their with my north pole...

(end)

...Okay Chris, you!
Alright, who wants to go
Patrick...frowny face!
Get up here.

Patrick

Alright.
I'm O'Riley, i'm a leperchaun.
You all good?
Yeah, i'm not so good.

I had a life, with a healthy household,
and wife, and a pot full of gold. Ha.
Then my wife my riches all by herself, and since women are bitches, blew a keebler elf.
Uh, now i drink all day and a of me dies.
Cuz my is getting gang-banged by the Rice Krispie guys.
(end)

the Tiger-

Hey I them!

(end)

Oh, hey Tony.
of you to show up.
Where were you week?

Tony the

I had some, uh...some stuff to care of.
Hey, i'm the tiger.
it.
I'll just it.
Every day I up, and I get to work late.
My says, 'hey, whats up?'
I say i'm grrrrrrrrowing tired of this shit.
The kids laugh, 'cause i'm a sensitive cat.
pussy!'
I can't argue that.
If another kid me frosted flakes,
I on my life...i'll eat his parents.

(end)

Ton, thank you.
So everybody.
So lets get down to it....
Oh, who are

Easter

Yeah, hi, yeah, hi, Yeah, hi.
I'm the bunny, hey i'm back!
Used to be now i'm hooked on crack.
Heaps of heroine no joke, marshmellow peeps covered in coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke-coke.
COKE!
Drugs for life, that's my plan, but now I have no span...

(end)

Okay, i'm going to go and get him, alright?
Play nice please. I'll be back.

Chris

Hey pat did you All my elves got sick.
I think they got herpes some Irish chick.

O'Riley-

fucker...
What you Tony, huh?

the Tiger-
'Cause funny!

O'Riley-

This is rediculous.
Santa, Tony you guys please stop?

Tony the

Oh Snap!....crackle and pop.
haha, cuz banged your wife.

Patrick

I'm out of here.
This is rediculous.