Ain't that a hoot you so mad about? Them gawldamn city folks around these here hills for a piece of that tender young ass, yaww Let me tell you my Thelma Lou better than to Give her puddin to else but Pa Rappin to this bitch with a red A red neck, fuckin red neck Rappin to bitch with a red neck Violent J gonna to that red ass neck Bitch a red neck But I gives a fuck I'm to step I met a southern belle cowpolk And I know till now only fucked your kinfolk Bitch I believe that Everytime you smile you look like Jack cut the lights out Cause I still wanna bang that biscuit out Bitch I knows you's a Lemme bitch that butt cheek And try to keep your toothless shut And don't say shit you funky ass fat I square dance I drink monkey blood and voodoo chants But you to act like you didn't know you didn't know that I'm a juggalo gigalo Biatch hold up (What?) I can't Pa starin at my butt Tell him to and keep the barn doors closed All I is him tryin to grope my nizzogs
(Chorus) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) bitch
(Chorus) Rappin to this with a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A bitch with a and a red neck Hey yo Shaggy step to that red ass Bitch Shaggs Before I your face take off them rags You been chillin in the barn all and day horse shit and fuckin with hay Bitch your neden I'm finna tag I don't give a fuck play your Skaggs that's right fuck Conway Twitty With your red ass on your red neck titty Bitch I'm down south With a swisher hangin out my mouth And sport a Allen cowboy hat But after I tap it, man that I'm from the big city And I'm finna bust a nut on that one big Aww shit Wilbur's daughter pig nuts and I caught her Bitch them hog balls She dropped the sack dropped her drawers She looked like a that's all I know But I still that red neck hoe
(Chorus) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus) I know a red neck bitch named Wylita, stack Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look flap jacks Chicken face two or three good teeth But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy Now I remember she milked the cows Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass all out Got me on my balls, and I'm rubbin my wang That there girl pretty did she need a twang Hey there Missy I'm from the And I mind layin in the hay for a piece You can rub my like you do your Pa's Or I can hide my meat in your jaws And even hum a little sweet by Clint Black While you and caress my tender nut sac You it rough bitch don't you I'ma bring the pain She said ain't that damn by John Wayne Rappin to this with a red neck A red neck, a chicken ass red A fat bubbly with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck it's Twiztid with a Z You red hoe is you fuckin with me? Neden scabbed up like a ass But I'ma tap it anyway and use your for my nut rag Bitch what the Smells a pile of dead fish in your butt Your shirts all covered with pins and tackle And I saw more on an apple Bitch you ask Uncle Gus Or you and the rest of the Clampett's will get up Oh me? I talk to the Witches, demons, and they all keep
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows you's a (What?) funky bitch Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus x2) up you boys And you down south Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her