Ain't that a hoot What you so mad Them gawldamn city comin around these here hills Lookin for a piece of that tender young ass, Let me tell you my Thelma Lou knows better to Give her puddin to else but Pa Rappin to this with a red neck A red neck, fuckin red neck to this bitch with a red neck Violent J step to that red ass neck you're a red neck But I gives a fuck I'm to step I never met a southern belle And I know till now you've only fucked kinfolk Bitch I can't that Everytime you smile you look like Jack Just cut the out Cause I wanna bang that bearded biscuit out Bitch I knows a freak Lemme bitch slap that butt And try to keep your mouth shut And don't say shit you funky ass fat I square dance I drink monkey blood and kick voodoo But you to act like you didn't know Like you didn't know I'm a juggalo gigalo Biatch hold up (What?) I can't Pa starin at my butt Tell him to leave and keep the barn doors All I is him tryin to grope my nizzogs
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) bitch
(Chorus) Rappin to this with a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A bitch with a and a red neck Hey yo Shaggy step to red ass neck Bitch it's Before I teabag face take off them rags You chillin in the barn all night and day Shovelin horse and fuckin with hay Bitch your neden I'm finna tag I don't give a fuck your Ricky Skaggs Yeah that's right fuck Conway With your red ass on your red neck titty I'm rollin down south With a swisher sweet out my mouth And a Hank Allen cowboy hat But I tap it, man fuck that Bitch I'm from the big And I'm finna bust a nut on that one big Aww shit Wilbur's daughter Fondlin pig nuts and I her drop them hog balls She dropped the then dropped her drawers She looked like a that's all I know But I still fucked red neck hoe
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky
(Chorus) I know a red bitch named Wylita, straight stack Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like jacks face bitch two or three good teeth But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy Now I remember when she the cows Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass all out Got me itchin on my balls, and I'm my wang That damn there girl pretty did she a twang Hey Missy I'm from the East And I wouldn't layin in the hay for a piece You can rub my butt you do your Pa's Or I can hide my meat in between jaws And hum a little sumthin sweet by Clint Black you stroke and caress my tender nut sac You like it bitch don't you I'ma bring the pain She said ain't damn movie by John Wayne Rappin to this with a red neck A red neck, a chicken ass red A fat bubbly bitch with a red neck, turkey funky chicken Bitch Twiztid with a Z You red neck hoe is you fuckin me? Neden up like a horses ass But tap it anyway and use your head for my nut rag Bitch what the Smells like a pile of dead fish in butt shirts all covered with pins and fishing tackle And I saw more on an apple Bitch you ask Uncle Gus Or you and the rest of the Clampett's will get up Oh me? I to the spirits Witches, demons, and they all keep
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody that you's a (What?) funky bitch Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus x2) Round up you And you head down Find a red hoe and put your dick in her mouth