Ain't about a hoot What you so mad gawldamn city folks comin around these here hills Lookin for a piece of that young ass, yaww Let me you my Thelma Lou knows better than to Give her puddin to anybody but Pa Rappin to this bitch a red neck A red neck, them fuckin red Rappin to this bitch with a red J gonna step to that red ass neck Bitch a red neck But I gives a fuck I'm bout to I never met a southern belle And I know till now you've only fucked your Bitch I can't believe Everytime you smile you look like Jack cut the lights out Cause I still wanna bang that biscuit out Bitch I knows a freak Lemme bitch slap that butt And try to keep toothless mouth shut And don't say you funky ass fat bitch I square dance I drink monkey blood and voodoo chants But you quick to act you didn't know Like you didn't know I'm a juggalo gigalo Biatch wait up (What?) I can't Pa starin at my butt Tell him to leave and keep the doors closed All I is him tryin to grope my nizzogs
(Chorus) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky
(Chorus) Rappin to this bitch a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A with a beard and a red neck Hey yo step to that red ass neck Bitch it's Before I teabag your face take off rags You chillin in the barn all night and day Shovelin horse shit and with hay it's your neden I'm finna tag I don't give a fuck play Ricky Skaggs Yeah that's right Conway Twitty With your red ass nipple on red neck titty I'm rollin down south With a swisher sweet out my mouth And a Hank Allen cowboy hat But after I tap it, man fuck Bitch I'm the big city And I'm finna bust a nut on one big titty Aww shit it's Wilbur's Fondlin pig nuts and I her drop them hog balls She dropped the sack then her drawers She looked like a that's all I know But I still that red neck hoe
(Chorus) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus) I know a red neck named Wylita, straight stack Biscuit in her pocket, nipples like flap jacks Chicken face bitch two or three teeth But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy Now I remember when she the cows of hay in the mouth, ass hangin all out Got me itchin on my balls, and I'm rubbin my damn there girl pretty did she need a twang Hey there Missy I'm from the And I wouldn't mind in the hay for a piece You can rub my butt you do your Pa's Or I can hide my in between your jaws And even hum a little sweet by Clint Black While you stroke and my tender nut sac You like it rough don't you I'ma bring the pain She ain't that damn movie by John Wayne to this bitch with a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A fat bitch with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck it's Twiztid with a Z You red neck hoe is you fuckin me? Neden scabbed up like a ass But tap it anyway and use your head for my nut rag Bitch the fuck? Smells like a pile of fish in your butt Your shirts all with pins and fishing tackle And I saw more teeth on an Bitch you ask Uncle Gus Or you and the rest of the Clampett's will get up Oh me? I to the spirits Witches, demons, and all keep screamin
(Chorus) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus x2) Round up you And you down south Find a red hoe and put your dick in her mouth