Ain't that a hoot What you so mad Them gawldamn city folks comin around these here Lookin for a piece of that tender ass, yaww Let me you my Thelma Lou knows better than to Give her puddin to else but Pa Rappin to this with a red neck A red neck, them red neck Rappin to this bitch a red neck Violent J gonna step to red ass neck Bitch you're a red But I gives a fuck I'm bout to I never met a southern belle And I know till now you've fucked your kinfolk Bitch I can't that Everytime you you look like Cactus Jack cut the lights out Cause I still wanna bang that biscuit out Bitch I knows a freak bitch slap that butt cheek And try to keep your toothless mouth And don't say shit you ass fat bitch I don't dance I drink blood and kick voodoo chants But you quick to act like you know Like you didn't know that I'm a gigalo Biatch hold up (What?) I can't have Pa at my butt Tell him to leave and the barn doors closed All I need is him to grope my nizzogs
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus) Rappin to bitch with a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A bitch a beard and a red neck Hey yo step to that red ass neck Bitch it's Before I teabag face take off them rags You been chillin in the barn all and day Shovelin horse shit and fuckin hay Bitch your neden I'm finna tag I don't give a fuck your Ricky Skaggs Yeah right fuck Conway Twitty With red ass nipple on your red neck titty I'm rollin down south With a sweet hangin out my mouth And a Hank Allen cowboy hat But after I tap it, man that I'm from the big city And I'm finna bust a nut on one big titty Aww shit it's daughter Fondlin pig and I caught her drop them hog balls She the sack then dropped her drawers She like a crow that's all I know But I still fucked that red hoe
(Chorus) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody that you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus) I know a red bitch named Wylita, straight stack Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like jacks Chicken face bitch two or good teeth But if I ask for sugar she's a big peach Now I remember when she the cows Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass all out Got me itchin on my balls, and I'm my wang damn there girl pretty did she need a twang Hey Missy I'm from the East And I mind layin in the hay for a piece You can rub my butt like you do your Or I can hide my meat in your jaws And hum a little sumthin sweet by Clint Black While you stroke and caress my nut sac You like it rough bitch don't you I'ma the pain She said that damn movie by John Wayne Rappin to this bitch a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A fat bubbly with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck it's Twiztid with a Z You red neck hoe is you with me? Neden scabbed up a horses ass But I'ma tap it anyway and use head for my nut rag what the fuck? Smells like a pile of fish in your butt Your shirts all covered with and fishing tackle And I saw more teeth on an you better ask Uncle Gus Or you and the of the Clampett's will get fucked up Oh me? I to the spirits Witches, demons, and they all screamin
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) bitch Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus x2) Round up you And you head south Find a red hoe and put your dick in her mouth