Ain't about a hoot What you so mad Them gawldamn city comin around these here hills Lookin for a of that tender young ass, yaww Let me you my Thelma Lou knows better than to her puddin to anybody else but Pa Rappin to this with a red neck A red neck, them red neck Rappin to bitch with a red neck Violent J gonna step to red ass neck Bitch you're a red But I gives a fuck I'm to step I met a southern belle cowpolk And I know till now you've only your kinfolk Bitch I believe that Everytime you smile you like Cactus Jack Just cut the out Cause I still wanna bang that bearded out Bitch I you's a freak Lemme bitch slap that butt And try to your toothless mouth shut And don't say you funky ass fat bitch I square dance I drink monkey blood and voodoo chants But you quick to act you didn't know you didn't know that I'm a juggalo gigalo Biatch wait up (What?) I have Pa starin at my butt Tell him to and keep the barn doors closed All I is him tryin to grope my nizzogs
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus) Rappin to this bitch a red neck A red neck, a chicken ass red A bitch a beard and a red neck Hey yo step to that red ass neck Bitch Shaggs Before I teabag your take off them rags You been chillin in the barn all and day Shovelin horse shit and fuckin hay Bitch it's your neden I'm tag I don't give a play your Ricky Skaggs Yeah that's fuck Conway Twitty With your red ass on your red neck titty Bitch I'm down south With a swisher sweet hangin out my And sport a Hank Allen hat But after I tap it, man fuck I'm from the big city And I'm finna bust a nut on that one big Aww shit it's Wilbur's Fondlin pig nuts and I her Bitch drop hog balls She dropped the sack then dropped her She looked like a crow all I know But I still that red neck hoe
(Chorus) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus) I know a red bitch named Wylita, straight stack Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap Chicken bitch two or three good teeth But if I ask for she's a big fuzzy peach Now I remember she milked the cows Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass all out Got me on my balls, and I'm rubbin my wang That damn there girl pretty did she a twang Hey Missy I'm from the East And I wouldn't layin in the hay for a piece You can rub my butt like you do your Or I can hide my meat in between jaws And even hum a little sumthin by Clint Black you stroke and caress my tender nut sac You like it rough bitch you I'ma bring the pain She said that damn movie by John Wayne to this bitch with a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A fat bubbly bitch with a red neck, turkey funky neck it's Twiztid with a Z You red neck hoe is you fuckin me? Neden scabbed up a horses ass But I'ma tap it and use your head for my nut rag Bitch what the Smells like a pile of dead fish in butt Your shirts all with pins and fishing tackle And I saw teeth on an apple you better ask Uncle Gus Or you and the of the Clampett's will get fucked up Oh me? I talk to the Witches, demons, and all keep screamin
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) bitch Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky
(Chorus x2) Round up you And you head south Find a red hoe and put your dick in her mouth