Ain't that about a What you so mad Them gawldamn city folks comin around these hills Lookin for a piece of that young ass, yaww Let me tell you my Thelma Lou knows better to her puddin to anybody else but Pa Rappin to this bitch a red neck A red neck, them red neck Rappin to bitch with a red neck Violent J gonna step to that red ass Bitch you're a red But I gives a fuck I'm bout to I met a southern belle cowpolk And I know now you've only fucked your kinfolk I can't believe that Everytime you smile you look Cactus Jack Just cut the out Cause I still wanna bang that bearded out Bitch I knows a freak bitch slap that butt cheek And try to your toothless mouth shut And don't say you funky ass fat bitch I square dance I drink monkey blood and kick voodoo But you quick to act you didn't know Like you didn't know I'm a juggalo gigalo Biatch wait up (What?) I can't have Pa starin at my Tell him to leave and keep the doors closed All I need is him to grope my nizzogs
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) bitch
(Chorus) Rappin to this bitch with a red A red neck, a ass red neck A bitch with a beard and a red Hey yo Shaggy step to red ass neck Bitch Shaggs Before I teabag your face take off rags You been chillin in the barn all and day Shovelin horse shit and with hay it's your neden I'm finna tag I don't give a play your Ricky Skaggs Yeah that's right fuck Twitty your red ass nipple on your red neck titty Bitch I'm rollin south With a swisher sweet out my mouth And sport a Allen cowboy hat But I tap it, man fuck that Bitch I'm from the big And I'm finna bust a nut on one big titty Aww it's Wilbur's daughter pig nuts and I caught her Bitch drop them hog She the sack then dropped her drawers She looked like a crow that's all I But I still fucked that red hoe
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody that you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus) I know a red bitch named Wylita, straight stack Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look flap jacks Chicken face bitch two or three good But if I ask for she's a big fuzzy peach Now I remember when she the cows Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass all out Got me itchin on my balls, and I'm rubbin my That damn there girl did she need a twang Hey there I'm from the East And I wouldn't layin in the hay for a piece You can rub my butt you do your Pa's Or I can hide my meat in between jaws And even hum a little sumthin sweet by Clint you stroke and caress my tender nut sac You like it rough bitch don't you bring the pain She said that damn movie by John Wayne Rappin to this bitch with a red A red neck, a chicken ass red A fat bitch with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck Bitch it's Twiztid a Z You red neck hoe is you with me? Neden scabbed up a horses ass But tap it anyway and use your head for my nut rag what the fuck? Smells a pile of dead fish in your butt Your shirts all covered pins and fishing tackle And I saw more on an apple Bitch you ask Uncle Gus Or you and the rest of the will get fucked up Oh me? I talk to the Witches, demons, and they all screamin
(Chorus) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus x2) Round up you And you head south Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her