Ain't that a hoot What you so mad Them gawldamn city folks comin around here hills Lookin for a piece of that tender ass, yaww Let me tell you my Thelma Lou knows than to Give her to anybody else but Pa Rappin to bitch with a red neck A red neck, fuckin red neck Rappin to bitch with a red neck Violent J gonna to that red ass neck Bitch you're a red But I a fuck I'm bout to step I never met a belle cowpolk And I know till now you've only fucked kinfolk Bitch I believe that you smile you look like Cactus Jack Just cut the out Cause I still wanna bang that biscuit out Bitch I knows you's a bitch slap that butt cheek And try to keep toothless mouth shut And say shit you funky ass fat bitch I square dance I drink monkey and kick voodoo chants But you quick to act like you didn't Like you didn't know that I'm a juggalo Biatch hold up (What?) I can't have Pa at my butt him to leave and keep the barn doors closed All I need is him tryin to my nizzogs
(Chorus) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus) Rappin to this bitch with a red A red neck, a chicken ass red A with a beard and a red neck Hey yo Shaggy step to that red ass Bitch Shaggs Before I teabag face take off them rags You chillin in the barn all night and day Shovelin horse and fuckin with hay Bitch it's your neden I'm tag I don't give a fuck play Ricky Skaggs Yeah that's right fuck Conway your red ass nipple on your red neck titty Bitch I'm rollin south With a swisher sweet out my mouth And sport a Allen cowboy hat But after I tap it, man that Bitch I'm from the big And I'm finna bust a nut on one big titty Aww it's Wilbur's daughter pig nuts and I caught her Bitch drop them hog She the sack then dropped her drawers She looked like a crow that's all I But I still fucked that red hoe
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus) I know a red bitch named Wylita, straight stack Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap Chicken face bitch two or three good But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy Now I remember she milked the cows of hay in the mouth, ass hangin all out Got me on my balls, and I'm rubbin my wang That damn girl pretty did she need a twang Hey there Missy I'm from the And I wouldn't mind layin in the hay for a You can rub my butt like you do your Or I can hide my in between your jaws And even hum a little sumthin by Clint Black While you and caress my tender nut sac You it rough bitch don't you I'ma bring the pain She ain't that damn movie by John Wayne Rappin to this with a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A fat bitch with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck Bitch Twiztid with a Z You red hoe is you fuckin with me? Neden up like a horses ass But I'ma tap it anyway and use head for my nut rag what the fuck? Smells like a pile of dead fish in butt Your shirts all covered pins and fishing tackle And I saw more on an apple Bitch you better ask Gus Or you and the rest of the Clampett's get fucked up Oh me? I to the spirits Witches, demons, and they all screamin
(Chorus) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows you's a (What?) funky bitch you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody that you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus x2) Round up you And you head down Find a red neck hoe and put dick in her mouth