Ain't that about a What you so mad Them gawldamn city folks comin around these hills Lookin for a of that tender young ass, yaww Let me tell you my Thelma Lou better than to her puddin to anybody else but Pa Rappin to this bitch a red neck A red neck, them fuckin red Rappin to bitch with a red neck Violent J gonna step to that red ass Bitch a red neck But I gives a fuck I'm bout to I never met a southern cowpolk And I know till now you've only your kinfolk I can't believe that Everytime you smile you look like Cactus Just cut the out Cause I wanna bang that bearded biscuit out Bitch I you's a freak Lemme bitch slap that cheek And try to keep your mouth shut And say shit you funky ass fat bitch I square dance I monkey blood and kick voodoo chants But you quick to act you didn't know Like you didn't know that I'm a gigalo Biatch wait up (What?) I can't have Pa starin at my Tell him to and keep the barn doors closed All I need is him to grope my nizzogs
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) bitch
(Chorus) Rappin to this bitch a red neck A red neck, a chicken ass red A bitch a beard and a red neck Hey yo Shaggy step to red ass neck Bitch it's Before I teabag your face take off rags You been chillin in the barn all and day Shovelin shit and fuckin with hay it's your neden I'm finna tag I give a fuck play your Ricky Skaggs Yeah that's right fuck Conway With your red ass nipple on your red titty Bitch I'm rollin south With a swisher sweet hangin out my And sport a Allen cowboy hat But after I tap it, man fuck Bitch I'm from the big And I'm finna bust a nut on one big titty Aww it's Wilbur's daughter Fondlin pig and I caught her Bitch drop them hog She dropped the sack dropped her drawers She looked like a that's all I know But I fucked that red neck hoe
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody that you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus) I a red neck bitch named Wylita, straight stack Biscuit in her pocket, nipples like flap jacks Chicken face bitch two or three teeth But if I ask for she's a big fuzzy peach Now I when she milked the cows Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass all out Got me on my balls, and I'm rubbin my wang That damn there pretty did she need a twang Hey Missy I'm from the East And I wouldn't layin in the hay for a piece You can rub my butt like you do Pa's Or I can hide my meat in your jaws And even hum a little sumthin by Clint Black While you and caress my tender nut sac You like it bitch don't you I'ma bring the pain She said ain't that movie by John Wayne to this bitch with a red neck A red neck, a chicken ass red A fat bitch with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck Bitch Twiztid with a Z You red hoe is you fuckin with me? Neden scabbed up a horses ass But I'ma tap it and use your head for my nut rag Bitch the fuck? Smells a pile of dead fish in your butt Your shirts all covered pins and fishing tackle And I saw more on an apple Bitch you ask Uncle Gus Or you and the rest of the Clampett's will get up Oh me? I talk to the Witches, demons, and all keep screamin
(Chorus) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody that you's a (What?) funky bitch Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus x2) Round up you And you down south a red neck hoe and put your dick in her mouth