Ain't about a hoot What you so mad Them gawldamn city folks comin around here hills Lookin for a of that tender young ass, yaww Let me you my Thelma Lou knows better than to her puddin to anybody else but Pa Rappin to this bitch with a red A red neck, fuckin red neck Rappin to this with a red neck Violent J gonna to that red ass neck you're a red neck But I gives a fuck I'm bout to I never met a southern belle And I know till now you've only fucked kinfolk Bitch I believe that Everytime you you look like Cactus Jack Just cut the out Cause I wanna bang that bearded biscuit out Bitch I knows you's a bitch slap that butt cheek And try to keep your toothless mouth And say shit you funky ass fat bitch I square dance I monkey blood and kick voodoo chants But you to act like you didn't know Like you didn't know that I'm a gigalo Biatch hold up (What?) I have Pa starin at my butt him to leave and keep the barn doors closed All I need is him tryin to my nizzogs
(Chorus) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus) Rappin to this bitch with a red A red neck, a ass red neck A bitch with a beard and a red Hey yo Shaggy step to that red ass Bitch it's Before I teabag your face off them rags You been chillin in the barn all and day horse shit and fuckin with hay Bitch it's your I'm finna tag I don't give a fuck your Ricky Skaggs Yeah that's right fuck Twitty With your red ass on your red neck titty Bitch I'm rollin south With a swisher sweet hangin out my And sport a Allen cowboy hat But after I tap it, man fuck Bitch I'm from the big And I'm bust a nut on that one big titty Aww shit Wilbur's daughter pig nuts and I caught her Bitch drop them hog She dropped the sack then dropped her She looked like a that's all I know But I fucked that red neck hoe
(Chorus) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus) I know a red neck named Wylita, straight stack Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look like flap face bitch two or three good teeth But if I ask for sugar she's a big peach Now I remember when she milked the Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass all out Got me itchin on my balls, and I'm my wang That damn there pretty did she need a twang Hey there Missy I'm the East And I wouldn't layin in the hay for a piece You can rub my like you do your Pa's Or I can hide my meat in between jaws And even hum a little sumthin sweet by Black While you and caress my tender nut sac You like it rough bitch don't you I'ma bring the She said that damn movie by John Wayne Rappin to bitch with a red neck A red neck, a chicken ass red A fat bubbly bitch with a red neck, turkey funky neck Bitch Twiztid with a Z You red neck hoe is you with me? Neden scabbed up like a ass But I'ma tap it anyway and use head for my nut rag Bitch what the Smells like a pile of dead in your butt Your shirts all covered with pins and tackle And I saw more on an apple you better ask Uncle Gus Or you and the of the Clampett's will get fucked up Oh me? I talk to the Witches, demons, and they all keep
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) knows that you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus x2) Round up you And you down south Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her