Ain't that a hoot you so mad about? Them gawldamn city comin around these here hills Lookin for a piece of that tender young ass, Let me tell you my Lou knows better than to her puddin to anybody else but Pa Rappin to this bitch a red neck A red neck, them fuckin red Rappin to this bitch a red neck Violent J gonna step to red ass neck Bitch you're a red But I a fuck I'm bout to step I never met a belle cowpolk And I know now you've only fucked your kinfolk Bitch I can't that you smile you look like Cactus Jack Just cut the out Cause I wanna bang that bearded biscuit out Bitch I knows you's a Lemme bitch that butt cheek And try to keep your mouth shut And don't say you funky ass fat bitch I don't square I drink blood and kick voodoo chants But you quick to act like you know Like you didn't know that I'm a gigalo Biatch wait up (What?) I can't have Pa starin at my Tell him to and keep the barn doors closed All I is him tryin to grope my nizzogs
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus) Rappin to bitch with a red neck A red neck, a chicken ass red A bitch a beard and a red neck Hey yo Shaggy step to red ass neck it's Shaggs Before I teabag your face off them rags You been chillin in the barn all and day Shovelin shit and fuckin with hay Bitch your neden I'm finna tag I give a fuck play your Ricky Skaggs that's right fuck Conway Twitty With your red ass nipple on red neck titty Bitch I'm rollin south With a swisher sweet hangin out my And sport a Allen cowboy hat But after I tap it, man that Bitch I'm the big city And I'm finna bust a nut on one big titty Aww shit Wilbur's daughter Fondlin pig nuts and I her Bitch them hog balls She dropped the then dropped her drawers She looked like a crow all I know But I still fucked that red hoe
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky
(Chorus) I know a red neck bitch Wylita, straight stack Biscuit in her pocket, nipples like flap jacks Chicken face two or three good teeth But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy Now I remember when she the cows Sticks of hay in the mouth, ass all out Got me itchin on my balls, and I'm my wang That damn there girl did she need a twang Hey there I'm from the East And I wouldn't mind layin in the hay for a You can rub my butt you do your Pa's Or I can hide my meat in your jaws And even hum a little sumthin sweet by Black While you stroke and my tender nut sac You like it rough bitch don't you I'ma bring the She said ain't that damn movie by John to this bitch with a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A fat bubbly bitch with a red neck, turkey chicken neck Bitch it's with a Z You red neck hoe is you with me? scabbed up like a horses ass But tap it anyway and use your head for my nut rag Bitch what the Smells like a of dead fish in your butt Your shirts all covered with and fishing tackle And I saw teeth on an apple Bitch you ask Uncle Gus Or you and the rest of the Clampett's will get up Oh me? I talk to the Witches, demons, and they all screamin
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) bitch Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus x2) up you boys And you head down Find a red neck hoe and put your dick in her