Ain't that a hoot What you so mad Them gawldamn city folks around these here hills Lookin for a of that tender young ass, yaww Let me tell you my Thelma Lou better than to Give her puddin to anybody but Pa Rappin to this bitch a red neck A red neck, them red neck to this bitch with a red neck Violent J gonna step to that red ass Bitch a red neck But I gives a fuck I'm bout to I never met a southern cowpolk And I know till now you've fucked your kinfolk I can't believe that Everytime you smile you like Cactus Jack cut the lights out Cause I still wanna bang that biscuit out Bitch I knows a freak Lemme bitch slap that butt And try to keep your toothless mouth And don't say shit you ass fat bitch I square dance I drink blood and kick voodoo chants But you quick to act like you know Like you didn't know that I'm a juggalo Biatch hold up (What?) I can't have Pa starin at my Tell him to leave and keep the doors closed All I need is him tryin to my nizzogs
(Chorus) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky
(Chorus) Rappin to bitch with a red neck A red neck, a chicken ass red A with a beard and a red neck Hey yo Shaggy to that red ass neck it's Shaggs Before I your face take off them rags You chillin in the barn all night and day Shovelin horse shit and fuckin hay Bitch it's neden I'm finna tag I don't give a play your Ricky Skaggs Yeah right fuck Conway Twitty With red ass nipple on your red neck titty I'm rollin down south With a swisher sweet out my mouth And sport a Hank Allen hat But after I tap it, man fuck I'm from the big city And I'm finna bust a nut on one big titty Aww shit it's Wilbur's Fondlin pig and I caught her Bitch drop hog balls She dropped the then dropped her drawers She like a crow that's all I know But I still fucked red neck hoe
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus) I know a red neck bitch named Wylita, straight Biscuit in her pocket, nipples look flap jacks face bitch two or three good teeth But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy Now I remember when she milked the of hay in the mouth, ass hangin all out Got me itchin on my balls, and I'm my wang That damn there girl did she need a twang Hey there Missy I'm the East And I wouldn't mind in the hay for a piece You can rub my butt like you do your Or I can hide my meat in between your And hum a little sumthin sweet by Clint Black you stroke and caress my tender nut sac You like it rough bitch don't you I'ma bring the She said ain't that damn movie by John Rappin to this with a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A fat bubbly bitch with a red neck, funky chicken neck Bitch it's with a Z You red neck hoe is you fuckin me? scabbed up like a horses ass But I'ma tap it anyway and use your for my nut rag Bitch what the Smells a pile of dead fish in your butt Your shirts all covered with and fishing tackle And I saw more on an apple Bitch you better ask Gus Or you and the rest of the Clampett's get fucked up Oh me? I to the spirits Witches, demons, and they all keep
(Chorus) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody that you's a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) bitch
(Chorus x2) up you boys And you down south Find a red neck hoe and put dick in her mouth