Ain't about a hoot you so mad about? Them gawldamn city comin around these here hills Lookin for a piece of that tender ass, yaww Let me tell you my Thelma Lou knows better to Give her puddin to else but Pa Rappin to this with a red neck A red neck, fuckin red neck to this bitch with a red neck Violent J gonna to that red ass neck Bitch a red neck But I gives a fuck I'm to step I never met a southern cowpolk And I know till now you've fucked your kinfolk Bitch I believe that Everytime you smile you look like Cactus Just cut the out Cause I still wanna that bearded biscuit out Bitch I you's a freak Lemme bitch that butt cheek And try to keep toothless mouth shut And say shit you funky ass fat bitch I square dance I monkey blood and kick voodoo chants But you to act like you didn't know you didn't know that I'm a juggalo gigalo Biatch wait up (What?) I have Pa starin at my butt Tell him to leave and keep the doors closed All I need is him to grope my nizzogs
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky bitch (Come y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a (What?) funky
(Chorus) Rappin to this bitch with a red A red neck, a ass red neck A bitch with a beard and a red Hey yo Shaggy step to red ass neck it's Shaggs Before I teabag your face off them rags You been in the barn all night and day Shovelin horse shit and with hay Bitch it's neden I'm finna tag I don't give a fuck play Ricky Skaggs Yeah that's right Conway Twitty With red ass nipple on your red neck titty Bitch I'm rollin south With a swisher hangin out my mouth And a Hank Allen cowboy hat But I tap it, man fuck that I'm from the big city And I'm bust a nut on that one big titty Aww shit it's daughter Fondlin pig nuts and I her drop them hog balls She dropped the then dropped her drawers She like a crow that's all I know But I still fucked that red hoe
(Chorus) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus) I know a red neck named Wylita, straight stack Biscuit in her pocket, look like flap jacks Chicken face bitch two or good teeth But if I ask for sugar she's a big fuzzy Now I remember she milked the cows of hay in the mouth, ass hangin all out Got me itchin on my balls, and I'm rubbin my That damn there girl pretty did she a twang Hey there Missy I'm the East And I wouldn't layin in the hay for a piece You can rub my like you do your Pa's Or I can hide my meat in between your And hum a little sumthin sweet by Clint Black While you stroke and caress my nut sac You like it bitch don't you I'ma bring the pain She said ain't that movie by John Wayne Rappin to this with a red neck A red neck, a ass red neck A fat bubbly with a red neck, turkey funky chicken neck Bitch Twiztid with a Z You red neck hoe is you with me? Neden scabbed up like a ass But I'ma tap it anyway and use your for my nut rag what the fuck? Smells like a of dead fish in your butt Your shirts all covered pins and fishing tackle And I saw more teeth on an you better ask Uncle Gus Or you and the rest of the Clampett's get fucked up Oh me? I talk to the Witches, demons, and all keep screamin
(Chorus) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky funky (Come again y'all) you's a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows you's a (What?) funky bitch Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that a funky funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe you's a (That's right) Everybody knows that you's a funky bitch (Come again y'all) Bitch a hoe (Uh huh) And hoe a bitch (That's right) Everybody knows you's a (What?) funky bitch
(Chorus x2) Round up you And you head south Find a red hoe and put your dick in her mouth