I a hip, hop, the hippie, the hippie To the hip hip-hop, and you don't The rock it to the bang-bang, say "up jump" The to the rhythm of the boogie, the beat
Now, what you here is not a test, I'm rapping to the beat And me, the groove, and my friends are try to move your feet See I am Wonder Mike and I'd to say "hello" To the black, to the white, the red and the brown, the purple and But first I bang bang the boogie to the boogie Say "up jump" the boogie to the boogie rock, you don't stop Rock the riddle that will make body rock so far you've heard my voice but I brought two friends along And next on the is my man Hank on, Hank, sing that song
Check it out, I'm the And the is f-l-y You see, I go by the of the doctor of the mix And these reasons I'll ya why Ya see I'm six one and I'm tons of fun And I to a t Ya see I got more clothes than Muhammad Ali and I dress so I got bodyguards, I got two big That definitely ain't the I got a continental and a sunroof Cadillac So after school, I take a dip in the really is on the wall I got a TV so I can see The Knicks play Hear me talking bout checkbooks, cards More than a sucker could ever spend But I wouldn't give a sucker or a bum the Rucker Not a 'til I made it again You go motel whatcha gonna do today (say what) You say: "I'm gonna get a fly girl, gonna get spanking off in a def oj Everybody go, motel holiday inn Say if your starts acting up, then you take her friend Master Gee, am I Its on you so what you do
it's on and on and on on and on The beat don't stop until the of dawn I said m-a-s, t-e-r, a g a double e I I go by the unforgettable name Of the man they call the Gee Well, my name is known all the world By all the foxy and the pretty girls I'm going in history As the baddest rapper there could be Now I'm feeling the highs and ya the lows The starts getting into your toes Ya start popping ya fingers and your feet And moving your body while sitting in your seat And the ya start doing the freak I said damn, right outta seat Then ya throw hands high in the air Ya rocking to the rhythm, shake derrière Ya rocking to the without a care With the m.c.s for the affair Now, I'm not as as the rest of the gang But I rap to the beat the same I got a little face and a of brown eyes All I'm here to do is hypnotize on and on and on on and on The don't stop until the break of dawn on and on and on on and on Like a hot buttered a pop da pop da pop dibbie Pop da pop pop ya don't dare Come alive gimme what ya got I guess by now you can a hunch And that I am the baby of the bunch But that's I still keep in stride all I'm here to do is just wiggle your behind on and on and on on and on The beat stop until the break of dawn on and on and on on and on Rock rock throw it on the floor I'm gonna freak ya here I'm gonna freak ya I'm move you outta this atmosphere Cause I'm one of a kind and shock your mind I'll put t-t-tickets in behind I said 1-2-3-4, on girls get on the floor alive, y'all a-gimme what ya got 'Cause I'm guaranteed to make you I said 1-2-3-4 tell me Mike what are you waiting for?
I said a hip hop the to the hippie The hip hip hop, a you don't The rock it to the bang bang boogie say up the boogie To the rhythm of the boogie, the Skiddlee beebop a we rock a doo And guess what America we you 'Cause ya rock and ya roll with so soul You could rock till a hundred and one years old I don't mean to I don't mean to boast But we like hot butter on our breakfast Rock it up baby bubbah to the boogie da bang bang da boogie To the beat, it's so unique Come on everybody and to the beat
I said a hip hop the the hippie To the hip hip hop, a you don't Rock it out baby bubbah to the da bang bang The boogie to the da beat I said I can't wait 'til the end of the When I'm to the rhythm of a groovy beat And attempt to raise your body Just blow your so that you can't speak And do a but a rock and shuffle your feet And let it change up to a dance called the And when ya finally do come in to your beat Rest a little while so ya get weak I know a man Hank He has more rhymes than a serious So come on Hank sing that To the rhythm of the boogie da bang da bong
Well, I'm Imp the Dimp the ladies The fight for my delight But I'm the with the three MCs That the house for the young ladies And when you inside, into the front You do the freak, spank, and do the And when the sucker MCs try to prove a We're treacherous trio, we're the serious A from sun to sun and day to day I sit and write a brand new rhyme they say that miracles never cease I've a devastating masterpiece I'm rock the mike 'til you can't resist Everybody, I say it goes like Well I was home late one dark afternoon A stopped me for a interview She said she's heard stories and heard fables That I'm on the mic and the turntables This reporter I did adore So I rocked a vicious rhyme like I never did She said damn fly guy I'm in with you The Casanova legend must have been I said by the way baby what's name Said I go by the name of Lois And you could be my you surely can Just let me quit my boyfriend called I he's a fairy I do suppose Flying through the air in He may be very sexy or cute But he looks like a sucker in a and red suit I said you need a man who's got And his name across his chest He may be able to fly all the night But can he rock a party til the light He satisfy you with his little worm But I can bust you out my super sperm I go do it, I go do it, I go do it, do it, do it An I'm here an I'm I'm Big Bank Hank, I'm everywhere throw your hands up in the air And hardy like you just don't care Let's do it don't stop y'all a tick a tock y'all you don't Go motel what you gonna do today (say what) I'm gonna get a fly girl gonna get some spank off in a def oj Everybody go hotel motel inn You say if your girl starts acting up then you take her I say skip, dive, can I say I fit 'em all inside my oj So I just take half and bust out I give the rest to Gee so he could shock the house
It was twelve one Friday night I was rocking to the beat and all right Everybody was dancing on the Doing all the they never did before And then this fly fly girl with a lean She came into the bar, she came into the As she traveled deeper inside the All the fellas checked out her sasoons She came up to the table, into my eyes Then she turned and shook her behind So I said to myself, its time for me to My vicious rhyme I call my And now people in the house is just for you A little rap to you boogaloo Now the group ya hear is phase two And let me tell ya something we're a helluva Once a we're on the street Just a-cutting the jams and making it For you to party, got to have the So we'll get down and give you a groove For you to dance you get hype So get right down for you tonight Now the system's on and the are there Ya definitely a rocking affair But let me tell ya there's still one fact to have a party ya got to have a rap So when the party's over you're it home And trying to sleep before the of dawn And while ya ya start to dream And thinking how ya danced on the scene Our name appears in your Yeah, a you know that was right on time It was phase two a doing a do ya down cause ya know we could To the rhythm of the beat that makes ya Come alive girls get on your To the of the beat to the beat the beat To the double beat beat it makes ya freak To the rhythm of the beat says ya go on On and on into the of dawn Now I got a man coming on now He's to throw down He by the name of Wonder Mike Come on Mike do what ya like
Like a can of that's sweeter than honey Like a millionaire has no money Like a rainy day is not wet Like a fiend that does not bet Dracula without his fangs Like the to the boogie without the boogie bang Like collard greens that taste good Like a tree not made out of wood Like going up and not down Is just the beat without the sound no sound To the beat beat, ya do the Everybody just rock and to the beat Have you ever went a friend's house to eat And the food just ain't no I mean the macaroni's soggy the peas are And the tastes like wood So you try to play it off you think you can By saying that full And then your friend says momma he's just being He ain't uh uh that's bull So your heart pumping and you think of a lie And you say you already ate And your friend says man there's plenty of So you pile some more on plate While the stinky food's steaming mind starts to dreaming Of the that it's time to leave And then you look at your and your chickens slowly rotting something that looks like cheese Oh so you say that's it I got to this place I don't care what these think I'm just sitting here making myself With ugly food that stinks So you bust out the door its still closed Still from the food you ate And then you run to the for quick relief a bottle of kaopectate And then you call your friend two weeks To see how he has And he says I understand the food Baby bubbah but still friends a hip hop the hippie to the hippie The hip hip a hop a you stop the rocking To the bang boogie Say up the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie the beat I say can ya rock Can ya rock to the rhythm just don't stop Can ya hip me to the doo I come on, make, make the people move
I go to the and then ring the bell Because I am the man with the And if ya ask me why I so well A big bang, I got And the time I was only six years old I never what I was told It was the best advice that I had It came from my dear old dad He said sit down punk I talk to you And don't say a until I'm through Now there's a to laugh a time to cry A to live and a time to die A time to and a time to chill To act civilized or act ill But whatever ya do in your Ya never let a MC steal your So from sixty six 'til very day Ill always remember he had to say So when the MCs try to chump my style I let know that I'm versatile I got style finesse and a little black filled with rhymes and I know you wanna look But there's a thing separates you from me And is called originality Because my are on from what you heard I didn't bite and not a goddamn word And I say a little more on tonight So the sucker MCs can all night A tick a tock y'all a beat y'all A lets y'all ya don't stop Ya go hotel motel whatcha gonna do (say what) Ya say I'm gonna get a fly girl gonna get some off in a def oj Everybody go hotel holiday inn Ya say if your starts acting up then you take her friends A like that y'all to the y'all beat y'all ya don't stop A master gee am I Its on you so gonna do
Well like Carson on the late show A like Crocker in stereo Well like the singing holy ghost The sounds to throw down played the most It's my man captain sky name he earned with his super sperm We and we don't stop Get off y'all I'm here to give you got To the that it makes you freak And come girl get on your feet A like a Perry Mason a case Like Farrah Fawcett without her the Barkays on the mic Like getting right for you tonight Like moving your body so ya don't how Right to the rhythm and down coming alive to the Master Gee The brother who rocks so I the age of one my life begun At the age of two I was the do At the age of it was you and me to the sounds of the Master Gee At the age of I was on the floor Giving all the freaks what they for At the age of five I take no jive the Master Gee its all the way live At the age of six I was a up sticks Rapping to the beat my was fixed At the age of seven I was rocking in heaven dontcha I went off I got on down to the beat you see Getting on down making all the girls Just take of clothes to the beat the beat To the double beat that makes you freak At the age of eight I was really Cause night you see I had a date At the age of nine I was on time every night I had a party rhyme on and on and on on and on The beat don't until the break of dawn A on and on and on on and on Like a hot buttered de pop de pop de A on and on and on on and on 'Cause I'm a helluva man when I'm on the I am the definite delight I'm a man when I'm on the mic I am the definite delight to the master gee you see The brother who so viciously