Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing you're doing And you're sure to get dropped like a trick, nothings even up my A million albums sold and it's hard to believe well it's true It's not a lie, I used to sell tapes on side I to catch the 40 bus around the way Me and Fred Benz, slanging tapes all things, that we did Grab the microphone and making hits You Mc, I hate to cap You make hit records and you still can't rap I said it
I'll say it again you don't believe me, ask your I walked into Cali The was packed, Sir Too Short don't stop that rap I rapping my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes So you listen to mine I'm not starting a fight, just it right The best damn who ever grabbed the mic His name is Too Short, now shut your In '81 I was the house, I'm a hustler, baby, coming up I hustle every day and I don't sell
I don't run no gangs, don't no dice the same damn speech to the Oakland Vice But if you pushing, just like you When see me on the strip, coming through I break it so vicious it'll break your back With the so loud playing Too Short raps That's it, I'm set no need to talk bullshit I a, Oak town, big time sound just enough beat to get on down
So, you other rappers listen to mine, you wouldn't Short Dog rapping nursery rhymes call my rap trash, jam the Put a sticker on the cover, X-rated funk, just me You say I won't go far but I won't stop rapping I rap so hard From to New York, back to California I bumped your girlfriend, say I didn't warn ya All this time you she's your hoe you really shouldn't give Baby all dough she gave it all to me 'cause I fuck so good
I practice on the girls in my neighborhood 'cause when I'm I rap, I a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think about a sucker Mc I go platinum, it's just like 'em, bitch Short Dog in the house, starting shit, Mc's rock and Mc's roll But the albums they make never go I was young, I knew I'd be one of the best Every time I made a song it came out so I was the King of the Oak town, spitting my
10 later, ain't nothing changed still the boss of the bay And I know they say they call me Godfather And call you gay get with it, it's 1990 Your girlfriend's out there trying to me She heard about me, I her best friend I guess she to see if I can do it again You to be like me, so damn bad The dream all you Mc's had
If you could rap like me, you wouldn't have the Start rapping quit like a chicken wing If rap like me, they say you're so great But when they talk about you, they say so fake And as the days go by, you can't forget, the way I you feel trip Mc's like you, I've seen 'em before, you on saying fuck Too Short But I'm a Mc than you and ain't a damn thing you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the when they interview you You just make up things, on an ego trip And you're fronting you're down, you're not the first real rapper From the town, you're just a new Jack, and you can't even rap You wanna trip? Trip on that I'm like Mc Lyte checking hoes If you're not a real rapper, get off the mic 'cause with a Mc A song's never you'd better learn to rap like me
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short
Whenever I rap, you call it I'm tearing up shit up like The Acorn boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, until you To speak, realize you're 'cause it's the Oak town And they all get down to the rhythm of the Too funky sound It goes boom, on ya Dangerous Crew Oakland, California Just don't front 'cause Short Dog is hard, if you my rap
I tear your ass just like this, it lasts forever You make a song and I one better You say I cuss, I say fake eyes pop open like paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit records with the raps, I said it before, I'll say it again The boy ain't nothing but one of my like silicon titties
Can you feel 'em? How can a fake rapper get with a one? Shit, I'm that man I you like the Klu Klux Klan Mc's want to front on me? My posse got a Mc, Too Short and it don't stop And it don't stop, and it won't stop 'cause I'm Too Short On the and I'm macing
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too
Now back to the subject, my boy Mc you say You can't rap like me, rappers like me make real Rappers like you talk bullshit, I told my there's a new Funky in town, you're trying to be like James Brown If I couldn't be me, who would I be? I damn sure be A sucker Mc 'cause I'm not you, my game is true
I pimped hoes and I pimped you, Too 'cause I'm boss And makes the rules, you disobey and you be a fool One, remember how it all began don't guess, the answer is Two, you'd better learn to rap like me or you like to be a Mc Three, never talk on a player I care if you was Fred Astaire Last but not least, number four don't ever with Too Short, bitch
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short