Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing you're doing And you're to get dropped like a trick, nothings even up my sleeve A million albums and it's hard to believe well it's true homeboy not a lie, I used to sell tapes on sunny side I used to catch the 40 bus the way Me and Fred Benz, slanging tapes all things, that we did the microphone and start making hits You Mc, I hate to cap You make hit records and you still rap I said it before
say it again you don't believe me, ask your fans When I walked Cali The place was packed, Sir Too don't stop that rap I keep my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes So you to mine I'm not starting a fight, just telling it right The damn rapper who ever grabbed the mic His name is Too Short, now shut mouth In '81 I was the house, I'm a hustler, baby, coming up I hustle every day and I don't drugs
I don't run no gangs, don't no dice Gave the same damn speech to the Vice But if you keep pushing, like you When see me on the strip, coming through I break it down so vicious it'll break your With the beat so loud Too Short raps That's it, I'm set no need to talk bullshit I need a, Oak town, big time sound just beat to get on down
So, you other rappers listen to mine, you wouldn't Dog rapping nursery rhymes call my rap trash, jam the junk Put a sticker on the cover, funk, it's just me You say I won't go far but I stop rapping 'cause I rap so hard here to New York, back to California I bumped girlfriend, don't say I didn't warn ya All time you said she's your hoe you really shouldn't give Baby all that dough she gave it all to me 'cause I fuck so
I on the girls in my neighborhood 'cause when I'm freaky I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think a sucker Mc I go platinum, it's just like slapping 'em, Short Dog in the house, starting some shit, rock and Mc's roll But the albums make never go gold When I was young, I I'd be one of the best Every time I a song it came out so fresh I was the of the Oak town, spitting my game
10 years later, ain't nothing changed still the of the bay And I know what they say they me Godfather And call you gay get with it, it's 1990 Your girlfriend's out there trying to me She heard about me, I her best friend I guess she wants to see if I can do it You want to be like me, so bad The impossible dream all you had
If you could rap me, you wouldn't have the dream Start rapping quit flapping like a wing If rap like me, they say you're so great But when they talk about you, they say so fake And as the days go by, you forget, the way I make you feel trip Mc's like you, seen 'em before, you keep on saying fuck Too Short But I'm a better Mc than you and ain't a damn you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the when they interview you You just make up things, you're on an ego And you're fronting like you're down, you're not the first rapper From the Oakland town, you're just a new Jack, and you can't rap You wanna trip? on that I'm like Mc Lyte checking hoes tonight If you're not a real rapper, get off the mic with a fake Mc A song's never complete better learn to rap like me
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short
I rap, you call it noise I'm tearing up shit up like The Acorn boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, until you To speak, realize you're 'cause it's the Oak town And all get down to the rhythm of the Too Short funky sound It boom, baseline's on ya Dangerous Crew from Oakland, Just front 'cause Short Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I tear ass apart just like this, it lasts forever You make a song and I one better You say I cuss, I say fake eyes pop open like paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit records with the raps, I said it before, I'll say it again The boy ain't nothing but one of my fans silicon titties
Can you feel 'em? How can a fake get with a real one? Shit, I'm that man I you like the Klu Klux Klan Mc's want to front on me? My posse got a Mc, Too Short and it don't stop And it don't stop, and it stop 'cause I'm Too Short baby On the microphone and I'm
Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you want to be like, Too you want to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short
Now to the subject, my boy Mc whatever you say You can't rap like me, rappers like me make real Rappers you talk bullshit, I told my boys there's a new Funky drummer in town, trying to be like James Brown If I couldn't be me, who I be? I damn sure wouldn't be A sucker Mc 'cause I'm not you, my game is true
I pimped these hoes and I pimped you, Too I'm boss And boss the rules, you disobey and you be a fool One, remember how it all began guess, the answer is Oakland Two, you'd better to rap like me or you like to be a fake Mc Three, never talk down on a I wouldn't if you was Fred Astaire Last but not least, four don't ever mess with Too Short, bitch
Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you want to be like, Too