Too Short, Mc
Rap like me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing you're doing And you're to get dropped like a trick, nothings even up my sleeve A million albums sold and hard to believe well it's true homeboy It's not a lie, I to sell tapes on sunny side I to catch the 40 bus around the way Me and Fred Benz, tapes all these things, that we did Grab the microphone and start hits You Mc, I hate to cap You make hit records and you still can't rap I it before
I'll say it again you don't believe me, ask your When I walked Cali The place was packed, Sir Too Short don't stop rap I rapping my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes So you listen to I'm not starting a fight, just telling it right The damn rapper who ever grabbed the mic His is Too Short, now shut your mouth In '81 I was the house, I'm a hustler, baby, coming up I every day and I don't sell drugs
I don't run no gangs, shoot no dice Gave the same damn speech to the Vice But if you keep pushing, like you When they see me on the strip, coming I break it down so vicious it'll break back With the so loud playing Too Short raps That's it, I'm set no to talk that bullshit I need a, Oak town, big time sound enough beat to get on down
So, you rappers listen to mine, you wouldn't catch Short Dog rapping nursery rhymes my rap trash, jam the junk Put a sticker on the cover, funk, it's just me You say I won't go far but I won't stop 'cause I rap so hard From here to New York, back to I bumped girlfriend, don't say I didn't warn ya All this time you she's your hoe you really shouldn't give Baby all that dough she gave it all to me I fuck so good
I practice on the girls in my neighborhood 'cause I'm freaky I rap, I a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think about a sucker Mc I go platinum, it's just like slapping 'em, Short Dog in the house, starting some shit, Mc's rock and roll But the albums make never go gold I was young, I knew I'd be one of the best Every time I made a song it came out so I was the of the Oak town, spitting my game
10 later, ain't nothing changed still the boss of the bay And I know what they say they call me And they call you gay get with it, 1990 Your girlfriend's out there trying to me She about me, I fucked her best friend I guess she wants to see if I can do it You to be like me, so damn bad The impossible all you Mc's had
If you could rap me, you wouldn't have the dream Start rapping quit flapping like a chicken If could rap like me, say you're so great But when they about you, they say you're so fake And as the days go by, you can't forget, the way I make you feel Mc's you, I've seen 'em before, you keep on saying fuck Too Short But I'm a Mc than you and ain't a damn thing you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the magazines when they you You make up things, you're on an ego trip And you're fronting like you're down, you're not the first real From the town, you're just a new Jack, and you can't even rap You wanna trip? Trip on that I'm Mc Lyte checking hoes tonight If you're not a real rapper, get off the mic 'cause a fake Mc A song's never complete you'd learn to rap like me
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too
Whenever I rap, you call it noise I'm tearing up up like The Acorn on 10th street, I got a big freak, until you learn To speak, realize you're weak 'cause it's the Oak And they all get down to the rhythm of the Too Short sound It goes boom, on ya Dangerous Crew Oakland, California Just front 'cause Short Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I tear your ass apart like this, it lasts forever You make a song and I make one You say I cuss, I say fake Your eyes pop open paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit records with the vicious raps, I said it before, I'll say it The boy ain't nothing but one of my fans silicon titties
Can you feel 'em? How can a fake rapper get a real one? Shit, I'm rapping man I like you the Klu Klux Klan Mc's want to front on me? My got a real Mc, Too Short and it don't stop And it don't stop, and it won't stop 'cause I'm Too Short On the and I'm macing
you want to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you to be like, Too Short you want to be like, Too Short
Now to the subject, my boy Mc whatever you say You rap like me, rappers like me make real hits Rappers like you bullshit, I told my boys there's a new Funky drummer in town, trying to be like James Brown If I couldn't be me, who would I be? I sure wouldn't be A sucker Mc 'cause I'm not like you, my is true
I pimped these hoes and I you, Too 'cause I'm boss And boss the rules, you disobey and you be a fool One, remember how it all began don't guess, the is Oakland Two, you'd learn to rap like me or you like to be a fake Mc Three, never down on a player I wouldn't care if you was Astaire Last but not least, number four ever mess with Too Short, bitch
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short