Too Short, Mc
Rap me, you'll go straight to the top, keep doing what you're doing And you're sure to get dropped like a trick, nothings up my sleeve A million albums sold and it's to believe well it's true homeboy It's not a lie, I used to sell tapes on sunny I to catch the 40 bus around the way Me and Benz, slanging tapes all these things, that we did Grab the microphone and start hits You fronting Mc, I to cap You make hit records and you still can't rap I said it
I'll say it again you believe me, ask your fans I walked into Cali The was packed, Sir Too Short don't stop that rap I keep my rhymes, all the time, you got no rhymes So you listen to mine I'm not starting a fight, just telling it The best damn who ever grabbed the mic His name is Too Short, now your mouth In '81 I was rocking the house, I'm a hustler, baby, up I hustle every day and I sell drugs
I run no gangs, don't shoot no dice Gave the damn speech to the Oakland Vice But if you keep pushing, like you When see me on the strip, coming through I break it down so it'll break your back the beat so loud playing Too Short raps That's it, I'm set no need to that bullshit I need a, Oak town, big time sound just enough beat to get on
So, you other listen to mine, you wouldn't catch Short Dog rapping nursery call my rap trash, jam the junk Put a sticker on the cover, X-rated funk, it's me You say I won't go far but I won't stop rapping I rap so hard From here to New York, to California I your girlfriend, don't say I didn't warn ya All this time you said she's your hoe you shouldn't give Baby all dough she gave it all to me 'cause I fuck so good
I on the girls in my neighborhood 'cause when I'm freaky I rap, I spit a rap to a freak, I rarely ever think a sucker Mc I go platinum, just like slapping 'em, bitch Dog in the house, starting some shit, Mc's rock and Mc's roll But the albums they make never go When I was young, I knew I'd be one of the Every time I made a song it out so fresh I was the of the Oak town, spitting my game
10 years later, ain't nothing changed the boss of the bay And I know what they say they me Godfather And they call you gay get with it, it's Your girlfriend's out trying to find me She about me, I fucked her best friend I guess she wants to see if I can do it You want to be like me, so bad The dream all you Mc's had
If you could rap like me, you have the dream rapping quit flapping like a chicken wing If could rap like me, they say you're so But when they about you, they say you're so fake And as the days go by, you can't forget, the way I you feel trip Mc's like you, seen 'em before, you keep on saying fuck Too Short But I'm a Mc than you and ain't a damn thing you can do, but trip
On the TV screen, in the magazines when they you You just make up things, on an ego trip And you're fronting like you're down, not the first real rapper From the Oakland town, you're just a new Jack, and you can't rap You wanna trip? Trip on that I'm like Mc checking hoes tonight If you're not a real rapper, get off the mic with a fake Mc A song's never complete you'd learn to rap like me
Thought you want to be like, Too you want to be like, Too Short
Whenever I rap, you call it noise I'm tearing up shit up The Acorn boys on 10th street, I got a big freak, you learn To speak, realize you're 'cause it's the Oak town And they all get down to the rhythm of the Too Short funky It goes boom, on ya Dangerous from Oakland, California Just don't 'cause Short Dog is hard, if you answer my rap
I tear your ass apart like this, it lasts forever You make a song and I one better You say I cuss, I say fake Your eyes pop open paper plates, you fronting Mc, I hate to cap I make hit records with the raps, I said it before, I'll say it again The boy nothing but one of my fans like silicon titties
Can you 'em? How can a fake rapper get with a real one? Shit, I'm that man I you like the Klu Klux Klan Mc's want to front on me? My posse got a real Mc, Too Short and it stop And it don't stop, and it won't stop I'm Too Short baby On the and I'm macing
Thought you want to be like, Too Thought you to be like, Too Short you want to be like, Too Short Thought you want to be like, Too
Now back to the subject, my boy Mc you say You can't rap like me, like me make real hits Rappers like you talk bullshit, I my boys there's a new Funky drummer in town, you're trying to be like James If I be me, who would I be? I damn sure wouldn't be A sucker Mc I'm not like you, my game is true
I pimped these hoes and I pimped you, Too 'cause I'm And boss makes the rules, you disobey and you be a One, remember how it all began don't guess, the answer is Two, you'd better learn to rap like me or you to be a fake Mc Three, talk down on a player I wouldn't if you was Fred Astaire but not least, number four don't ever mess with Too Short, bitch
Thought you to be like, Too Short Thought you to be like, Too Short